* Posts by Tim99

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Developer battled to write his own documentation, but lost the boss fight

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Appropriate?

In the 1990s I wrote some software from scratch for a Federal Government initiative designed to help heritage organizations capture and manage their data. It was also taken up by State Governments - Often used by volunteers, one of its design imperatives was that it could be configured with different levels of functionality based on the experience of its users. I thought it was fairly simple and self-explanatory having only 5 main screens. I was wrong. Fortunately, a business partner, who had been a professional teacher wrote most of the manual; ~275 A4 pages long, but broken down in to sections with appropriate cross referencing, examples and screen shots.

My first reaction was that it was too complex, but users really liked it. The only problem (for us) was that a "small change" to the software required significant changes to the manual. Many customers did not have access to cheap printing, so we had to distribute them as insert sections to go in the original ring folder. As printing became more available, they were just distributed as MS Word or PDF files. Of course, these days updated versions are on a web server operated by the new owners. Lots of refinements, but still recognisable as a direct descendant after 30 years...

Rideshare giant moves 200 Macs out of the cloud, saves $2.4 million

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Re: And people….

Ignoring the rest, it is a reasonable précis - A YouTube video of his IBM presentation is here.

He is now SVP & CIO at Cisco (like IBM, not necessarily near the top of my favourite companies) YouTube update 2023.

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Re: And people….

The JNUC presentation by IBM CIO Fletcher Previn? Multiple links including: easytechsolver.com.

I had a close contact who was a very senior tech person at IBM who confirmed that the majority of people he worked with used Macs and Linux until a couple of years ago (when he retired) - He used mostly used macOS. The Windows users were generally those who supported customers' Windows based stuff...

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Re: Multi-user?

Because: sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't; and when it is, it may be several distinct types (web, application, and database), and I have several other Pi5s which also alternate roles. Possibly, also, the servers I deployed when I was working cost somewhere between $thousands and $hundreds-of-thousands? I forget that I am old, and that the Pi5 is roughly 1,000th the price and 10,000 times more powerful than the DEC VAX that I wrote stuff for when it was a general SQL, file, and application server back in the 80s - Somehow it doesn't seem right...

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Multi-user?

MacOS is a (heavily?) modified UNIX based system. I run my iMac with several different accounts, does anyone know if you can use multi GUI users on the same remote machine? Like I do with VNC on a Raspberry Pi5 "server".

You'll never guess what the most common passwords are. Oh, wait, yes you will

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Netware

Back in the day, some standard Novell 68/86/2 systems expected a complex password changed every 40 days (Biblical?). Our users, like many others, solved that problem with Post-it notes on the screen. After they were told to stop it, they adapted by putting the Post-it under the keyboard...

Microsoft, Alphabet throw more cash on the AI bonfire

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A Modest Proposal (Wikipedia)?

England's local government shake-up promises to be a massive tech headache

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It worked so well before...

My late father was a senior local government officer who started work for his local council before WW2. Following the Redclife-Maud report and the Conservative's Local Government Act 1972, he came home from work one day and said he was (semi)retiring - He was in his 50s. I asked him why, and how that was going to go? He said that, at that time if there was, say, a query about local planning, the chief surveyor would pick up the phone, and ask to see him. Over afternoon tea and digestive biscuits (they were both officer war veterans, and knew that all important decisions needed to be made over tea and biscuits) they would look at the problem, and come up with a solution. So the total time and cost was a couple of minutes for a phone call, a 15 minute meeting; his secretary's time to make the tea; 4 biscuits, tea leaves, milk and sugar. My father would then write up the meeting and, if necessary, present it to the Council where it would almost certainly "pass on the nod".

After reorganization, he said it would go something like this: A lowly administrator in the planning officer would process the query, write it up, pass it up to their superior, who would then précis and rewrite it in longhand, it would then be typed up, go back to the superior, who would then put it in the internal mail for a senior officer in the planning department, who would perhaps edit it, before it was submitted to the committee; who would then pass it on to the equivalent of my father's department; who would delegate it to "some-one" to action it; it would then be written up again, typed; then back up the department for approval and then back to the planning department. My father reckoned that the 50 "person-minutes" or so that it would have taken before, would probably take several months for a final outcome.

My father said that his RAF war service would count towards his final pension (he may have had to make a personal contribution?). He spent the next 17 years doing a little bit of paid work, and quite a lot unpaid for local charities/clubs/not for profits; and of course, as it was a country area - barter: a quick VAT return for a meat joint, vegetables, and the odd bottle of spirits at Christmas.

Interestingly, when he met ex-colleagues at their Christmas "does" who were still working, they told him, that yes everything was much slower, and the number staff needed had increased dramatically: See the Second meaning of Parkinson's Law: Wikipedia.

Google says reports of a Gmail breach have been greatly exaggerated

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New boss took charge of project code and sent two billion unwanted emails

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I must stop posting to El Reg in my time zone ,when it is early in the morning BST. For a while I haven't been able to do/undo changes within the last 10 minutes for a post. The site only shows my stuff from (a few?) hours ago.

My Loadsamoney suggestion is probably not for the blue-blood types, as it seemed to be for one of Thatcher's new money Essex types? Having said that, I was a UK Scientific Civil Servant at the time, and most of the blue-bloods and Essex types that I met there were pretty bright.

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"Loadsamoney" (Harry Enfield) - May not work for left pondians?

Apple's ultra-thin iPhone flops as foldable iPad hits a crease

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Re: Wrong segment because margins

Had a 13 Mini (see posts above) would not go back to Touch ID (elderly fingers). The notch didn't bother me. YMMV.

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See my post above? The Air is small/light enough to go in my trouser pocket, and is sufficiently "grippy" not to be at a particular risk of dropping.

Caveat: I've been carrying mobile phones around since the Ericsson EH238, Jane. As far as I can recall it was the only one that I've dropped (The aerial caught on my clothing) - It broke and the Telco swapped it out for a working one at minimal charge. Maybe that made me more careful...

Of my previous phones, the 12 & 13 Minis had a case that included a carrier for a credit and seniors cards, driving licence and a folded currency note. The air works fine with just a MagSafe card carrier that is just thick enough to protect the camera if the phone is laid flat - Although I normally detach it and put it another pocket when leaving the house. Being elderly, my hands fine-motor control is not as good as it was, but so far, I still haven't dropped it.

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Re: Where's the MINI?!

Mrs Tim99 has inherited my 13 mini, replacing her previous inherited 12 mini. She uses it as a basic phone - also connected to her iPad in the house. The combination works well for her to send texts, FaceTime and email. I bought a 17 Air last month, mainly because a cataract operation didn’t go as well as I hoped. I don’t use a case for most of the time as it travels in my trouser-side pocket, but I did buy a bumper case which I have used a few times (it feels a bit slippery, and for a small thing appears quite heavy and bulky). The phone "feels nice" to handle without the case. Screen is very good. The camera and battery are both OK. Macro mode is so-so, and telephoto is "adequate" for my purposes. My iPad Pro works well enough for macro shots.

Lots of purchasers of the large 17 pro in the shop - almost all with the orange version (maybe the buyers "wanted others to know it was the top of the line"?). Its camera seemed excellent, but the phone felt heavy and a bit uncomfortable in the hand. I extended the tether and put one in my pocket to try (after checking with the salesperson!) - It felt like the extra weight was pulling my shorts down, the Air was fine.

Generally very pleased with the Air, and suspect that it *will* sell, after the first-adopter surge for the Pro has finished. Many of us don’t need the features of the Pro; and might well also buy the expected, cheaper, 17e.

Caveat: I may well be a fat, old (retired), rich, white man - normal expectations may not apply.

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China?

Apparently poor sales do not apply to China (simply.com).

Excel is three sheets to the window on iOS as update borks everything

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I posted this yesterday: Numbers & Pages (El Reg).

Microsoft puts Office Online Server on the chopping block

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Numbers and Pages aren’t bad. Numbers has a few inconsistencies with Excel: No field locking (but you can have multiple tables on a sheet, and lock individual tables); the colours on conditional formatting don’t always match up; and the order/application of multiple rules can be different. Cell formulae are generally compatible, and I make a point of not using macros. These days I usually prototype with Numbers, and then export to Excel if it is needed in that format - typically takes a few minutes to tidy up. Still a lot faster for me than doing it in Excel.

Pages doesn’t like tables within tables, and the default fonts often won’t line up with what is du jour for Word. One thing to be aware of is that the Apple files are considerably larger, possibly because they contain within themselves everything needed to recreate them, zipping only gives a small size reduction.

Google porting all internal workloads to Arm, with help from GenAI

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FTFY?

"Doing so will likely save money... Axion-powered machines deliver up to 65 percent better price-performance than x86 instances, and can be 60 percent more energy-efficient... the web giant will need fewer almost no x86 processors in years to come".

'Fax virus' panicked a manager and sparked job-killing Reply-All incident

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A previous secretary of our retirement village had been taught to type on PMG telex machines. All of the village emails from him were, indeed, in UPPERCASE.

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Re: Oh, the 1990s

I think Windows 3x had fax software. I wrote a couple of applications that sent faxes when some condition became true/false.

Apple goes all in on AI acceleration with M5 MacBook, iPad, and Vision Pros

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Re: So in summary

I waited until the M3 to update from an Intel iMac. Yes, it is still very fast, particularly compiling, I don't see any reason to update for the foreseeable future, my only slight annoyance is it's the only kit we have that needs a lightening connector (keyboard + mouse).

I just preordered an M5 13" iPad to replace a previous model (I use it more than the iMac and my Raspberry Pi's).

Bose kills SoundTouch: Smart speakers go dumb in Feb

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Re: BOSE

Passed it on - Much of it still working, but needs a new belt on cassette mechanism. Owner not happy that will be $1,300. When I passed it on (for free) everything was working, but told them that I couldn't help them after initial set up. I suspect that the service company is trying it on, as a new belt is ~$60. Overpriced - possibly/probably? At the time the complete set was ~$8,000 whereas the new price for my Linn/Naim stuff was ~$50,000?

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Re: BOSE

Well I found the NAC of pairing stuff with my Linn LP12 - A few Snaps of the fingers and it worked. After a while I did have to take a NAP.

Caveat: Mrs Tim99 bought me one of the first neon switch LP12s in the early-mid 1970s. Spent 25 years buying stuff to match. Final systems based on upgraded LP12/Ittok/Asak/ 32s/NAP250 with assorted Naim power supplies and Sara speakers (Should have kept the Kans). Just got to where I wanted to be with it; then an RTA gave me hearing, brain, and coordination problems. Sold them all and bought a B&O all-in-one which was "OK". These days, hearing nearly completely shot, a pair of Apple HomePod Minis are fine.

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Re: BOSE

Also, back in the day, when my hearing still worked: Bass Overwhelms Sound Experience...

Who gets a Mac at work? Here's how companies decide

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I have a relative who has retired from IBM - he was responsible for significant parts of their infrastructure. The information is now about 4 years old but he said that the majority of people he saw at work had Apple laptops (and usually at home too), the next was Linux. The minority Windows users were a (distant?) third - mostly for people who were supporting Windows customers.

Space Shuttle war of words takes off as senator blasts 'woke Smithsonian'

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Me too. Not so much sympathy for the fruit flies and various Alberts (rhesus monkeys) before Laika - Didn't do full orbit almost all died.

Before Laika, Dezik and Tsygan (Russian dogs) did, together, survive a suborbital trip - many of the subsequent Russian suborbital dogs also survived.

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Some of us were adults who watched Apollo 11 - Feel *ancient* now...

BOFH: Recover a database from five years ago? It's as easy as flicking a switch

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Re: Or just use the backup data?

I realized a long time ago that the metadata is as important as the data - I corresponded with PJ from Groklaw about it when a lot of emphasis was on FOSS. I, too, had seen projects that were put together over years with multiple bits of software cobbled together, often with a database storing everything.

It was fine to say that it was "Free" but if it relied on a mixture of Python, JavaScript, PostgreSQL, Linux/GNU, C, C++, Ruby, MS Excel, etc., etc., the chances of rebuilding it were very slim. If you had metadata "accurately" describing the data, and relevant design specs, it would be relatively easy to get something out; even if all you had was an SQL data dump and SQLite.

I wondered initially that this didn't happen because of time/budget constraints; but, now, suspect something more nefarious.

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Re: 5 year old database?

I mentioned before that I still have R:Base 4.5 and all of its paperwork, manuals etc. I know I'll never use it again - I don't even run Windows anymore, but a previous version got me started as an independent contractor...

Techie found an error message so rude the CEO of IBM apologized for it

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Re: Bah!

Thanks for making me feel my age - I saw it at the Strand Theatre when Linda Thorson was in it...

Dirty little Electron secret tanks macOS 26 performance

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Re: Let's get back to some tried and trusted techniques

Tahoe is currently a little flaky. I have noticed several problems with Safari - Right-clicking on a link on a Mac which used to quickly open a new tab with the link-content either doesn't work, or is very slow - clicking the same link again quickly opens the tab (and obviously the first instance too). A change in function when downloading a zip file completely baffled me. It doesn't actually appear to save the file - it requires going to the download arrow in the URL bar, opening it and then choosing the box/up-arrow and choosing a save file location...

UK police caught slacking off by jamming their keyboards while working from home

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Keyboard skills

I started typing in the 1960s - On a good day, I can use 2 fingers (and a thumb for the space bar) on the right hand, with an occasional second finger on the left. I sometimes worked with police officers just as they were installing computers - the average that I saw was an index finger with a 1-2 second gap between keys - They, like me, had started with a typewriter.

A typewriter was originally the person who operated the machine. As clerical work was usually done by men, and the machines were "technical" the majority of users were male. Many more women were employed in offices during WW1 to replace the absent men, so by the 1920's, typewriting was often considered "women's work". The (female) clerical staff that I worked with considered my efforts "hysterically funny/poor".

I suspect that somebody could set up a Raspberry Pi Zero loaded up with typical police reports, connect its serial port to the PC, have a couple of python scrips randomly choosing sentences, add a few errors and random delays between letters, with a number of gaps of a few minutes...

Hundreds of orgs urge Microsoft: don’t kill off free Windows 10 updates

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Re: Windows 7 surge

I thought 2000 was one go the best looking (and functioning). No plug and pray. Fixed XP by setting it to the "Classic" 2000 desktop - It seemed to work faster too.

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Re: Hanging on to 7 / 10 as long as possible

I was running Windows 10 and XP in VMs on an Apple Mac. After I looked inside Windows 11, about 2 years ago, I made the decision to turn them off and never use Windows. My life has probably improved now I use only MacOS, Raspberry Pi's, iPadOD and iOS.

Caveat - I go back to the before the days of MS/PC-DOS v2, so I'm probably senile too...

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Re: I doubt it'll happen

Many UNIX commands that I use daily (in a macOS Tahoe 26 terminal) are from the 1970s (crnx.net) when I was first learning them...

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Re: Nothing In The UK News About This

Flanders and Swann both lived at 1 Scarsdale Villas, Kensington. Swann moved out, after he married - according to Flanders, to "South Kensington" ("Battersea!"). Before that part of "South of the River" became more genteel.

Bored developers accidentally turned their watercooler into a bootleg brewery

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Re: Many moons ago, when I was gone for a week ...

I'm not sure that she sold many stamps?

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Re: Many moons ago, when I was gone for a week ...

Me too. A colleague described it as covering everybody from the nice lady who sold you stamps in the Post Office to James Bond.

Google is very sorry for pulling down COVID misinfo and pledges never to use outside fact-checkers

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Re: Politicise Everything

My late father, a senior local government officer, said: Everything is politics - somebody wants something, even if it is just to keep what they already have - you have to deal with it (dealing with it is sometimes ignoring them).

British spreadsheet wizard will take mad skillz to Vegas after taking national Excel crown

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Re: You did 'What !!!???'' with a spreadsheet !!!!

I wrote a couple of systems that were deployed on multiple LANs. Typically 5-30 concurrent users. They started to run out of steam at about 30,000 rows in a table with lots of inserts/updates - my solution was to archive data off to other tables/dbs and just have recent/important stuff active in the main tables. As expected, the performance improved if the client PCs had their own copies of the engine, and shared just the data files on the server.

In the UK/Europe it was sold under licence by Microsoft and was, I believe, the 2nd most popular db after dBase - which I never liked much, possibly because I was used to SQL. I think it stopped being a major player after Wayne Erickson put a lot of company resources into the DEC version (Vanguard?) just as DEC had their own problems. I heard that a number of the coders then went to work for Microsoft to build MS Access. I still have the manuals and floppies for R:Base 4.5, but never went to the Windows version, as I had moved on. Current versions are available for Windows (and DOS!).

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Re: You did 'What !!!???'' with a spreadsheet !!!!

Have an upvote, I too remember VisiCalc, and later Multiplan and Lotus 1-2-3. Unfortunately Lotus was advertised with 3 functions (hence its name): Spreadsheet, database, and charts. Probably responsible for your 'Spreadsheets as databases etc ... Arrrgh !!!’. I had a colleague who used it to write letters and reports too (they definitely were not pretty). Around the time that Lotus was becoming popular, I was using DEC Rdb and R:Base, so I was "not impressed" by the spreadsheet-as-a-database; but almost everyone where I worked had one...

Microsoft thinks cloud PCs might be overkill, starts streaming just apps under Windows 365

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Re: But why?

Rob Easterway's 2019 talk to the Royal Institution indicates that many (most?) spreadsheets are wrong (YouTube). I, certainly, have come across a number - Perhaps caused by the "evolution" of Excel, its resultant complexity, lack of suitable training, and the attitude of some of its users?

Over the last couple of years, I have prototyped mine with Apple Notes (Apple computer and iPad). For me, it is generally less complex (prettier?) and faster to produce what I need. Conversion to Excel is normally straightforward, with few incompatibilities - typically colours of conditional formatting, and the order of firing of rules. A potential problem is no field locking, but individual tables can be locked.

Microsoft weaves Oracle and BigQuery data mirroring into Fabric platform

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Bingo!

Microsoft, Fabric, cloud-based, Oracle, Google, BigQuery data, mirroring capability, a new graph database, and in-house LinkedIn project?

I'm sure that will go well for everyone involved...

Warning: This post may contain irony and sarcasm.

Nano11 cuts Windows 11 down to size, grabbing just 2.8 GB of disk space

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Re: What does Windows 11 normally weigh in at ?

Simpler times? When I bought a DG Nova 4 with a 25MB 19" rack mount "Winchester" a DG rep came out to find out why we had "bought such a big disk" (for data acquisition from an instrument).

Microsoft, Linode, warn of cloud latency spikes due to Middle East submarine cable problems

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Superaddition

I'm a volunteer assessing a number of sites against an ISO standard. Several of them have Azure/Sharepoint hybrids. I'm not sure that any further slowing-down would be particularly noticeable for them. Maybe it is the products, or their implementation; but the rule seems to be "If the person knows where the document is, they can find it" - Otherwise, search times of minutes seem to be not infrequent. On a couple of occasions, the "document" has been emailed to me a few days after I have left the site...

Linux Lite relief: 7.6 keeps it simple, shiny, and mostly slim

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Re: Good beginning

My thoughts exactly, have an upvote.

Looking at your up/down votes, maybe posting as an AC was a mistake :-)

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Re: Modern bloat

I'm retired from paid work, and have standardized on 2 models of Pi5 - 2GB for headless servers, and 16GB for "development" GUI work. They both run cooler (and faster?) than my old 4 and 8 GB versions. The headless versions are in FLIRC fan-less cases, the TV recorder boots to a spare128GB Raspberry MicroSD with a 2TB Crucial SSD on USB for storage. One of the development 5's boots to an M2 SSD in a Perspex "case". The other is in a FLIRC and boots to another 128GB microSD.

For testing the JSON web servers I write, a couple of Pi Zero 2Ws - If my stuff works on them they'll probably work on anything, and they are great for finding bottlenecks.

Apple iOS 26 set to dump 75M iPhones on the e-waste pile

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Re: utterly ludicrous clickbait.

I updated my original iPad (2010) as soon as the iPad 2 (2011) shipped because the newer model had a camera. The original was delivered on the first day of sale in Oz - I bought it as an experiment (toy?), and used it a lot - A number of my older (60+) retiree acquaintances saw it and bought iPads to avoid having to learn Windows. The Original did only have two years support, the iPad 2 had up to 8 years. It seems that ~7+ years of support is now what to expect.

I purchase my mobile phones, and pass my "old" one on to Mrs Tim99, who normally trades-in her "old" one with Apple. I'm not sure what happens with the next one, because she really likes the size of "her" iPhone 13 mini...

I find that I use my iPad more than my other kit (iPhone, 3 Raspberry Pi 5s, 2 Pi 2Ws, and an iMac-M3), so I upgrade about every 3 years (usually with an Apple trade-in). I suspect that If I was not still writing pro bono software in retirement, and volunteering - where I need to look at very large spreadsheets, my 13" Pro iPad would be all the "computing" I need. Mobile phones are just to small for elderly eyes and hands that have lost dexterity.

Microsoft open-sources the 6502 BASIC coded by Bill Gates himself

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Re: Hmmm

It is a long time ago, and I may have "misremembered", but sometime in the late 1970s I thought that I heard that Gates and Allen had looked at DEC's RSTS-11 BASIC (possibly found by "searching waste-bins"?) before they wrote their Altair Basic interpreter. Obviously the architecture was different, but knowing how DEC's stuff worked would have been a big advantage...

GitHub engineer claims team was 'coerced' to put Grok into Copilot

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Re: 'Microsoft’s Responsible AI' standards...

'Microsoft’s Responsible AI' standards...

or 'MicrOsoft’s Responsible AI' StandardS - MORASS:-

1. an area of muddy or boggy ground: in midwinter the track beneath this bridge became a muddy morass.

2. a complicated or confused situation: she would become lost in a morass of lies and explanations.