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IT department put sticky notes on the laptops to help employees log in

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Re: Providing Negative Incentives and then Clutching Pearls: However could this have been avoided ?

That was certainly true. I was responsible for a number of earlier Novell Netware networks. Novell were based in Utah, and seemed partial to religious themes, like being forced to change user passwords after 40 days. Post-it notes had become a thing, and most of the systems that I saw had a few on screen bezels with passwords, and occasionally the account name as well. I "counselled" the relevant users and managers. It worked - No Post-its on bezels. I pretended that I didn't know that they were now under their keyboards.

The Document Foundation says Microsoft's file formats keep users on a short leash

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Going back

I wrote some Windows software used by different levels of government - It "talked" to Word etc. Often the users were retired or volunteers.

Almost all of our support calls turned out to be something to do with Windows (or Word). Amongst my first questions was "What version of Windows are you using"? The answer, quite often, was "Windows 97" - because the only reason that they had, until then, for using the computer was Word. Some were quite baffled when I gently led them through finding out if it was Windows 95,98, 98SE, ME, 2000... They "knew it must be 97" because97 was what they remembered coming up when they clicked on the thingy on the screen. Earlier Window 3x and NT users were better because they were often early adopters who used the computer for various different tasks.

I once asked an MS rep why there wasn't a spell check in WordPad - he thought that many fewer people would buy Word/Office - that's where their profits were.

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Re: I send all documents as pdf files.

If you want to avoid some of Adobe's proprietary cruft there is an open ISO version that defines the core PDF specification here: pdf.org

There are paid versions, some with later amendments/discussion documents, available from ISO. LibreOffice 25.8 and later can export PDF files compatible with the standard.

Techie lured out of retirement to support software only he remembered

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I'm old

I volunteer as a technical assessor for a national ISO accreditation authority. I did an on-site job for them this week. One of the assessed remarked on how good my memory was, as I recalled a procedure from 40 years ago as part of the assessment. I had to tell them "OK, but I have no recollection of what I cooked for dinner 2 days ago"...

Lenovo denies using banned Chinese SSDs where they're not allowed

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Mandy Rice-Davis Applies

MRDA - "Well he (they) would, wouldn't he (they) ?"

The AI that spawned MechaHitler and deepfake porn puts on a suit to become legal advisor and Excel jockey

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Devil

I'd heard that Hugo Boss did a smart line in tailoring, if you liked that sort of thing.

Zombie ‘who owns Unix?’ lawsuit comes alive again

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Re: SCO v. IBM

Something is still up here: https://radio-weblogs.com/0120124/

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A nickname for IBM lawyers

in the SCO litigation was the Nazgûl - Perhaps Xinuos didn't know?

User swore hacker called General Failure had invaded his PC

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Re: Rank

They can't be that high if both General Failure and Colonel Panic can be promoted to Major Disaster.

Dev says Google warned him about account hijack – then charged him $11,000 anyway

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Oh dear

It's Google. Given their history of creating products that people come to rely on, and then pulling them, why would we trust them? Superadd this type of behaviour and the whole nature of their products being created to drive advertising. I'm baffled that almost everyone seems to use Chrome - yet alone anything else (other than advertising). It's not even as though their search engine is much good these days (other than advertising, and we don't even know how effective that is).

Microsoft Access finally breaks free of its 22-inch form limit

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Could be bad or could be good…

I moved into Access from a background in Oracle, Informix, DEC Rdb, etc. We had a business dealing with organisations covering 10 to 100 concurrent users or so, perhaps $4-20 million allowing for Inflation. I’d put together a few Access based tools for limited use. Many of us were using VB, or PowerBuilder. I had put together a proposal where we were asked to move one of our green screen BMS over to Windows 3x. It was a combination of top-down and bottom-up, and the customer wanted an idea of what it might do. I put most of the screens and reports they wanted in Access 2.0 rather than just sketching them out. The demos went pretty well, with a few suggestions for changes. I went back a couple of days later with the updated screens and reports. The customer asked when we could install it, I said it was a demo only, and it would be rewritten in something else. Why? He said, it works, we played with it while you were doing the changes. I explained that it would need more memory than some of his PCs had, and it wasn’t designed for multiuser operation. Could it work? He asked. I thought it would take another few days, so he said they would pay for that - irrespective of how it went.

I split it into a front end - containing the forms, reports, and code; and a backend holding the shared database, we ran it on 3 of his PCs. He then agreed to upgrade the memory on several more computers, but noted that the MS Access license cost was pretty high - The runtime version had just come out, so I told him that if he gave me another couple of days, I could modify it. The whole thing fitted on a few floppies. Eventually it ran their whole business, and when SQL Server could be used as a backend we moved it over.

What we took from that was we could write a stable functional system in a couple of weeks. An Access backend was good for ~30,000 rows, with up to about 10 referred tables and 5 active concurrent users. The MS shadow locking schema required a stable network (later WiFi networks were rubbish). The SQL Server backend needed queries etc., rewritten as stored procedures, views had to be on the server, and it would easily scale to a couple of million rows by changing how combo boxes etc., worked and 30 or so active concurrent users were fine (it was OK on WiFi LANs too). That covered all of our user base. We looked at VB again for deployment on PCs with limited memory, but Crystal Reports was dreadful, buggy, and slow; whereas the simple banded Access report writer was faster, prettier, and for large data sets required less memory than Crystal. One thing we learnt was that the learning curve for Access was longer and steeper than we initially thought; but once mastered, product development times were very short, allowing us to undercut many competitors and make money

From that point on, even when we quoted with additional memory, we were still inexpensive; and for a time, one of our products was a Microsoft Reference Site.

We started putting stuff out as shrink-wraps, and realised that most customers didn’t know or care that it was Access. After I retired, the company continues. One of our products was first written in 1995, and has been regularly updated since then to the latest version of Access and SQL Server; and, the last I heard, was that it was on >700 active sites. Rough rule - know the limitations of your tools, and allow for them.

I still do a bit of pro-bono work, mostly SQLite based LAN web servers for a few concurrent users; and haven’t found anything as fast, or productive as poor old Access.

Cloudflare teams up with big browsers to help websites tell welcome from unwelcome visitors

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Re: Trying Something New

That really doesn’t sound like a good idea…

And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name Revelation 13:16-18 KJV

Waymo hits the brakes after robotaxis keep missing the signs for freeway construction zones

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The Pareto principle: roughly 80% of consequences come from 20% of causes. Replace “consequences" with "problems", and "causes" with "drivers"?

Only half of US datacenter capacity planned for 2026 is actually under construction

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I bought a new FIAT from about that period, that was built by their robots too. Ignoring the typical "long arm short leg" Italian driving position it was really good to drive. The down-side was that things literally fell off in my hand, like the window winder on the driver's side; the glove-box fastener would pop out; propping up the bonnet was frustrating, and gave a sense of excitement, I might struggle to release it, or would it do it by itself. Pragmatism took over for the next car - a Volvo - stodgy, but the bits stayed on.

Windows update leaves third-party Office document launches in limbo

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Re: Windows is a legacy platform

You forgot that a web application can be entirely on your on premises, or even on a WAN that you own. Points 2, 3, and 4 in your list aren't going to work for all other non-prem stuff either.

SQL Server may be too lucrative for Microsoft to ditch, but too legacy to love

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Re: Sad to see you go

I go back to 4.2 on NT (now retired). To faintly praise MS, it was better than Oracle for our stuff. Allowing for inflation, our customers base was typically in the $4-20 million turnover bracket, with a lot of them running on SBS, or a few dedicated in-house servers. These days that’s easily PostgreSQL territory. Many of them could probably run department level applications on a local web server running SQLite - A couple of pro bono things I’ve been testing could run 10-20 concurrent web SQLite WAL instances on a Pi5 (with regular backups).

Chinese e-tailer claimed 14-inch box stretched the size of a 9-inch tablet

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Re: In fairness to the PFY ...

Or worse - They could have wanted to set up a feasibility study, set up the management infrastructure and order 6; with associated meetings, emails, discussions...

A modest proposal: Reformat everything to make documents more palatable to AI

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The original

Unlike the original A Modest Proposal (Wikipedia) it is not yet necessary to create new ones for the rich...

Apple version of Office 2019 becomes useless in a month

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Re: All is probably not lost

I occasionally use LibreOffice on a Pi. I find it OK.

Probably because I am old, retired, and liking it, I can't be bothered. I have an iMac and an iPad that have Numbers and Pages, which works for me. I still assess and create fairly complex spreadsheets as a volunteer technical assessor for a national ISO accreditation authority and have found Numbers really easy to use. Then I can export to Excel for others - for me it is much faster; and the only incompatibilities I have found are that conditional formatting colours aren't exact, multiple rules are triggered differently, and that some obscure statistical stuff is wrong (often on both of them). Caveat: I really dislike the ribbon interface.

Very occasionally I have to took at a spreadsheet on my phone which has the "free" version of Excel on it. In spite of having written shrink-wrap that ran under Windows when I was working, I am Windows-Free since December 2024 (and anything from MS that required payment about 10 years before that).

For word-processing - plain text for most, printed to PDF if it's going anywhere else. If it needs to be pretty, Pages with an export to a suitable format is OK.

Apple gives Mac devs a WSL-ish thing to call their own

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Re: Darwin — Freebsd heritage

Yes, but why would you :-) Mine's the one with the UNIX Programmer's Manual in the pocket >>=====>

Trump pumps federal funds into coal plants in the name of energy security

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Re: Dirty little secret.

Per head of population OurWorldinData has: Australia ~5,300 kWh/person; Kazakhstan ~4,700; Poland ~3,900; South Africa ~3,530; and China ~3,076 kWh/person.

The total burnt by country: China 4,300 Mt; India 820 Mt; USA - 480 Mt; Indonesia 230 Mt; and Japan 200 Mt - Which is what we expect - countries with a lot of people and/or make a lot of stuff, tend to use a lot of coal.

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Re: Dirty little secret.

Those numbers are out of date. Last year China imported about 9% of its coal. Of that 9%, most came from Indonesia (55.8%), followed by Russia (20.6%), Australia (10.5%), Mongolia (5.0%), and South Africa (3.0%).

Australia’s major customers for coal were Japan ~30%, China ~22%, India ~15%, and South Korea ~8%.

Major coal exporters by tonnage: Australia: 28.4%, Indonesia: 24.1%, Russia: 12.7%. United States: 8.9%, South Africa: 6.2%, and Colombia: 4.6%

Thermal coal (power stations etc.): Australia: 31.2%, Indonesia: 27.6%, Russia: 10.8%, United States: 7.9%, South Africa: 6.5% and Colombia: 5.0%

Metallurgical coal (steel etc.): Australia: 48.3%, United States: 11.4%, Russia: 10.2%, Canada: 6.7%, Colombia: 6.1% and Mongolia: 4.8%.

Largest users of coal: China: 57.8%, India: 15.9%, United States: 6.7%, Russia: 2.7%, Japan 2.4%, Australia 1.5%, and Japan: 2.4%.

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Last time I looked, China supplies about 91% of its coal domestically. They bought an additional 78 GW of coal power online last year some of this was to replace old plant, some was built near their coal fields as imports reduced. They also added 315 GW of solar and 119 GW of wind power. Currently their coal power utilisation is ~50%, it is expected to drop to ~40% by 2030 as more renewables come on line.

Brit maritime agency heralds fresh global rules for crewless cargo ships

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Re: FSD ?

Yeah, Nah - we have AI now. What could possibly go wrong?

Tech support chap hauled out to help SWAT team saw his life flash before his eyes

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Re: Microswat

It ws quite hard to get Access then, did money Exchange hands?

BOFH: Vibe-coded solutions arrive for problems nobody has

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Re: Ahh

If only it was only an hour.

Rocket exhibit at National Space Centre pulls off unintentional NASA SLS impression

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Royal Gunpowder Mills, Waltham Abbey

A good day out, with workshops for children, often making "rockets". Builds on its 350 year history of making things go whoosh or bang (sometimes both together, in that order). Became the Explosives Research and Development Establishment after WW2, then combined with others to form the Propellants, Explosives Rocket Motors Establishment, then "rationalised" into the Royal Armament Research and Development Establishment Waltham Abbey. After closure, became a museum; an Anchor Point of the European Route of Industrial Heritage; a SSSI; scheduled ancient monument, and part of a dragonfly sanctuary: Wikipedia, Royal Gunpowder Mills.

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Re: I'm 60...

From experience, you may look back on that as "not that much leakage, really". Keep getting regular PSA tests too.

Disgruntled 0-day hunter 'humiliated' by Microsoft pledges 'bone shattering drop' as Redmond calls cops

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I'm confused here - If we go with Sturgeon's Revelation (I do): "Ninety percent of everything is crap", and Windows has ~90% of the desktop OS share in the Western World, does it mean that all of it is crap? - Or, just 90% of the 90%?

Outlook has an image problem

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I certainly do. No carriage returns, except at the end of a paragraph. Two carriage returns at the end of a section1. Various uses of *asterisks for mild emphasis*, or **shows up better**. If the punter has markdown (some of my correspondents have), it even looks OK.

But then I am old, and after teletypes, a *NIX mail CLI did the job - 1Particularly if you remembered not to use two returns in this case, which some systems took as Ctrl+D and closed the message; or on a teletype a new line with a full stop.

Waymo recalls 3,800 robotaxis after one drove itself into a flood

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The Rise of the Machines

Many years ago I hired an "up-market" car from near Manchester airport. I was in Derby and wanted to go to York. I was now living "abroad" and it had been a number of years since I made that trip. I followed the satnav. After a while I realised it was trying to take me to Stoke-on-Trent. I stopped and reset the satnav - It still said York, but now wanted to take me via Altrincham. We got out of the car and went for a cup of tea and a bacon roll. When I got back, success - the hotel I wanted in York was shown with a direct route.

We took it, and all was well until we got near the hotel. I could see it, the satnav wanted me to cross the River Ouse in a straight line down a side road, unfortunately there was no bridge. I drove towards town, crossed the river and came back and found the hotel. When I booked in I told the receptionist that the satnav wanted me in the river, she said that it had happened before - I could have asked them for the coordinates, which apparently did work, the address did not.

Taking the car back to the airport, I mentioned the satnav problem. I was told that to calibrate itself the satnav needed to see 3 satellites. If it couldn't get them "it tried its best", and if that didn't work, that model could use the last location it was "calibrated" as a base. Apparently, where we stopped for the bacon roll probably allowed the system to calibrate itself and then it "worked". I mentioned the attempted river crossing, to be told "you can't always rely on them, sir".

These days the VW Golf talks to Maps on the iPhone, and other than occasionally telling me the new urban road on doesn't exist and that I "should proceed to the route", everything is fine.

On-call techie decided job was done and hit the bottle – just before his pager went off

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Re: Words that strike terror in the heart of anyone oncall

I know it as OBTW - Oh By The Way…

Almost invariably it was said by a customer when I was packed up, and thinking that I was on my way home.

dBase debased: Database titan fades to black after 47 years

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R:BASE and dBase

I kicked around dBase II and III, but quickly switched to R:BASE. Coincidentally it was sold under licence by Microsoft, and I believe some of their programmers helped write MS Access. R:BASE worked multiuser straight out of the box and used standard SQL - the menu, forms, reports and language were all very powerful. Even the documentation had appendices with what didn’t work the way it was meant to, with suitable work-arounds.

We still used dBase, until (the disaster of) dBaseIV. For us it wouldn’t work if the network stack was loaded, so we had the idiocy of deciding whether to boot off the hard drive, and not being able to use the database, or boot from floppy for the database, log out, reboot, move it to where it was needed, and reboot again.

A story I heard after the Ashton-Tate, Sybase, Microsoft, SQL Server product was that Ashton-Tate sued the xBase distributors for copyright infringement - then found out that its basis from JPL meant that it was funded by Congress, and therefore not copyrightable - wiping out not only the court cases, but much of the value of the company.

I was grateful for them both, particularly R:BASE, as it was a stepping stone into writing small shrink-wrap systems that I could sell more cheaply than the client-server stuff I was doing before (It was lucrative, but a small number of sales - the smaller systems were easier to sell and kept the lights on).

Civil servants to protest outside Capita AGM over pension shambles

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Re: "unexpected case complexity"

Or they were identified by the tenderer, and offered a job with a lot more money and perks than normally unavailable to a subordinate of a "humble functionary".

UK government prescribes Single Patient Record for NHS data chaos

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OK

That should please the insurers, multinational drug companies, and any sociopathic neoliberal rentier who can more easily get richer off our data; if it’s held in one place.

No health insurance for you Mr Smith! Your paternal uncle’s blood shows a tendency for transmission of an inheritable disease - It’s not showing up for you yet, but we can’t be to careful - not when we have our obscene levels of profit to protect.

Apple's chips are the core of a new landscape, but its biggest win is Windows

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Re: I've run Linux on my personal PCs since 1997

You can buy two Apple 256GB Neos for $1,200, or two 512GB Neos with TouchID for $1,400...

BOFH: Nothing says 'business continuity' like a dry wooden broom

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Re: Jason Statham's method acting coach

"A libation is a ritual pouring of a liquid as an offering to a deity, or in memory of the dead." Self consumption is probably better than pouring it onto the multimedia system? I believe that this could have been modified such that the deity’s earthly representative consumed the good stuff on their behalf?

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Re: Outages

They broke a basic law of the technical universe*. Never skimp on duct/gaffer tape - It's like second-hand-discount-store fire extinguisher, If you need it, it has got to do the job, otherwise you are better off without one. You will waste time trying to get it to work, instead of just evacuating the building.

*If it's not meant to move, and it does, apply sufficient duct tape. If it's meant to move, and doesn't, apply WD40.

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Re: Jason Statham's method acting coach

I find his films quite comforting, I know pretty much what's going to happen. Not comforting enough to endure the inconvenience and expense of going to the cinema, but on a wet evening in front of the TV with a suitable self-consumed libation, pretty good.

I'll also whinge about the new site - my muscle memory can't cope, and some of the links from "Comments" back to the article don't work for me. A shouty retrograde step.

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Re: Outages

"Well, what did you expect ... A happy ending?

Trump jumps from 'anything goes' to 'strict regulation' AI policy

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Re: Changes direction faster than a ping pong ball in a storm

I have tried to be "understanding" about someone who seemed to be a weak character, deeply damaged by his upbringing, and never good enough for his father (Too Much and Never Enough: How My Family Created the World's Most Dangerous Man by his niece psychologist Mary L. Trump).

Now we have what seems to be dementia superadded to an already unstable personality, the likely consequences for the world are "troubling".

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Re: Or Anthropic

And gift a gold table?

Custom PC worked in the lab, failed on site – and so did the angry client

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Re: No network card, no ISP, what's the diff

Thanks for reminding me to check. My website has grown dramatically - From 5.8MB to 6.7MB. I just modified a couple of high resolution PDFs, and neglected to "linearise" and "reduce size" them. It's not the world's prettiest site, but its static HTML and single CSS file was hand built with a simple text editor. Cloudflare keep offering to add bells and whistles; but the $10.46 I pay a year is quite enough for what I need, thank you.

Britain says Skyhammer drone interceptor passed Jordan tests with flying colors

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Re: What the hell has happened to El. Reg?

It's Very Shouty and difficult to scan quickly. I thought it was for mobile phones, as it wasn't as shouty but that's a shit-show too...

Hope your holiday was horrid: You botched the last thing you did before leaving

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Re: Been there done that, but it wasn't me

When I did this stuff, I had a simple rule. If adding a Wi-Fi Access point with a device that had a router option, always, always, set it up in bridge mode. If you still think you want to set it up in any other mode - stop - go for a beverage of your choice; and when you come back, it is hoped that your brain is now working, then set it up in bridge mode.

User found the perfect formula to make Excel misbehave

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Excel

Used by spreadsheet jockeys to monitor company performance, make projections, and to decide that somebody needs to be fired to increase profits. Estimates are that perhaps 50% have (minor?) errors, or possibly more. I found it difficult to trust a program that told me that 1900 was a leap-year; and that statistical formulae used 2-tails when it was obvious that to get the correct result, 1-tail was needed - without giving the option.

Apple has an opportunity to rediscover humanity in its push toward AI

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Re: Translate, hearing aids never get a mention

I have found the iPod 3 inserts better than the iPod 2. With the 2 even with the "correct" insert, it would occasionally fall out - almost all of us have different shaped ears. The only downside with the 3 is that the batteries last about an hour less. The case is quite small for both and allows about 3 charges away from a charger.

Trump admin pays wind developers to quit, back fossil fuel projects

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when average temperatures climb into the triple digits - I hope you mean Fahrenheit and not Celsius (the "proper" SI Kelvin scale is already triple digits).

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Re: Colombia summit

Obviously nothing to do with the $1+ trillion a year profit from fossil fuels. IEA suggest (discount rate 6% of present value) over 5 years are STEPS (Stated Policies) profit loss ≈ US$340 billion.

NZE (Net Zero Emissions by 2050) profit loss ≈ US$940 billion. Suggesting Average annual profit loss (nominal) for STEPS of US$100 billion/yr and NZE US$370 billion/yr.

Microsoft Outlook for iOS still down and out for many after 'service change'

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Re: MS strikes again

1. A year or two ago they were doing something similar, I suspect it may not have been a service failure. Each time it suggested that I download the Microsoft Outlook App.

2. From your post, it looks as though their own alternative is regularly stuffed too.