Posts by Alan Denman

Pandemonium as Microsoft AV nukes Chrome browser

What do you expect from the Asda Smartprice type Essential brand AV.

At least we know it occasionally does something.

Just badly as usual.

Apple turns the screws on reseller channel

Sellers to the masses amasses masses.

It just sometimes seems to be a bottomless pit when working for them.

Microsoft takes the Android profit, the Wonkas take the pain

Return of the dark warrior.

Strange that the dark gloomy days of the Microsoft tax have returned.

Now will OS/X warp run on a mobile?

Samsung's Galaxy Tab bicycle could be dangerous

Another angle

There was me thinking only iPad owners spend their whole lives as contorted watchers to prove a screen's value.

Samsung shows second second-gen 7in Galaxy Tab

One to watch

No point of Apple using expensive technology if they can continue to make 50% profit claiming copycat copycat.

Samsung signals HD smartphones with supersize screens

Copy cats!

Tom Thumb and his jobsworth mate will probably argue that its a clone of the iPhone 4

Happy fishing.

Seems to me the bigger they are the better they sell.

So at what size will the hook fail when that line snaps?

Verizon: Samsung 4G ban not in our, er, public interest

Cynical me thinks .........

Apple stuff comes at a dear price to the supplier whilst with Samsung they are able to profit.

Acer Iconia A100 7in Android tablet

Another dickhead with a 3.5" smartphone.?

We live and learn and it sounds like your smartphone is 3.5" too.

Of course he who spits the pips out at us decrees that we shall have 4.3" phone then obviously we become less needy,

45% of Android users to upgrade to rival phone OSes

Are factory shops to return?

There is no walled garden here but I do wonder how many jobs are around where you get paid in iTunes vouchers?

Its a strange future some look forward too.

Gartner: Apple rivals can't touch iPad

Could it possibly be true that the new iPhone has a 2.6" screen?

Well it would certainly be quite a good companion to the iPad.

Keep em small and keep em sweet I say.

Dell XPS 15z 15.6in Core i5 notebook

"To anyone who knows zero about cars the Micra and Corsa look identical. "

Methinks that include most of the judiciary.

The life of these is in the hands of the gods.

I'm quite certain that once many of these devices age they will be more liable to malfunction and catch fire.

So much so that airlines will be force to say that 'all gadgets have to fly with their batteries removed'.

For safety reasons it is quite amazing they do not do this already.

Intel promises '20X' power reduction with 'Haswell' chips

20 times what?

20 times is available everywhere if you just make it up as you go along.

Its all utter tosh without any TDP info.

Got a non-iPad tablet? Weirdo

Where's the crutch?

Even when these things are at £150 only a few can actually find enough reason to buy.

Crippled by their nature means that only fools rush to buy.

Apple girds loins for 'obscene iPad sales surge'

No suckers left for Android.

People needed phones, but as Android buyers know what they are doing its too easy for then to dodge that expensive sucker sale.

Elgato readies iPad 2 TV tuner dongle

£100 - gets you

two small cheap freeview televisions.

Would you US Believe it!

Foxconn reports $17.6m 1st-half loss as robot legion grows

Is the robot Steve Jobs?

So what's with the rumour that Apple gave them the sack and 'moved on'.

If true, would this not mean that this story just to distract from the 'main event'?

Of course its historically normal for one can comment.

Ten... budget Android tablets

A day easly for the ARCHO 7" Android SIM free with 3G/GPS for £150 - the number one car gadget?

Its out now, the Archos Arnova 7c.

The very first budget tablet that is actually useful?

Very impressive in the car, what?

Acer to announce ultrabook at IFA

Acer 722 is darn hot even without the shine.

Methinks an Acer 722 at $250 will do me mighty fine.

A shiny shiny Intel is not for me, even if its 300 grams lighter.

Google dumps TV flop on UK

Android

6 months is enough time to get the full Android on it.

Mac Lion blindly accepts any LDAP password

Its not the device!

I bet Steve Jobs says 'Apple devices do not screw up a person's security' .

Just like he said "Apple devices do not track a person's location,"

He's right cause he craftily meant "Its our software doing it you". Keep em stupid Steve.

Android bakes bitter 20th birthday cake for Linux

If Android fails.........

It's because the simpleton public don't understand so will simply do as they are told.

Samsung's lovely illegal tablet: Why no one wants to know

Has the apple dropped yet?

Obviously Apple own's all the stupid people but if you ban all non selling others they get to appear a bit less stupid.

Samsung plops out waterproof smartphone

Cheaper than an Apple warranty?

Considering the Apple's warranty has a habit of becoming invalid in any country where it rains, maybe this can be had for chepaer than a warranty that covers an 'iPhone accidently used on a misty day.

iPhone 5 less than a month away

Is it a Galaxy S2 Copy?

I heard that they are copying the Galaxy S2 trend and making the phone bigger so that even those over the age of 25 can see it.

Other lead, Apple follows or sues.

Amazon paints the Kindle cloudy

A security risk

Obviously, just like Flash the web is a security risk.

So fans can soon benefit from the safe browsing Apple proxy is what they will use.

We can't have your kids reading non Apple vetted Kindle books can we?

Grow up, Google: You're threatening IT growth

Google = Linux

Microsoft killed off Linux Netbook with its starter deals and support .

Android has only successful because Apple rips off the customer and Microsoft stuck had its business model stuck up its arse.

IOS looked very pale with its software limitations. Phones evolves yet Apple has now seemingly chosen the dinosaur route.

This is the very first Linux derivative to take off big and Apple knows its in danger of becoming the also ran.

BBC testing fix for iPlayer on iPad ... 6 months later

Nothing ever exists if there is a non disclosure agreement.

Its that darn Bermuda triangle of Apple again.

Apple resellers squeezed out of volume licensing model

t's evens stevens then?

Networks have apparantly made a loss on iPhones for years so why should software sellers benefit?

HTC sues Apple in the UK

Steve Jobs handiwork

If you ain't got an iPhone we will milk you anyway.

Samsung-Apple Wars: Galaxy blocked Down Under

If only Samsung amde crappy screens?

Seems to me that Apple is not going to use Samsung's technically superior but mega expensive screens.

Be a good boy Samsung and just release something rubbish.

Dixons store to sell Samsung 10in tablet early

Next generation screen or all hype?

Supposedly the screen uses a next generation PLS display which improves on last generation IPS displays.

Major overhaul makes OS X Lion king of security

A new tree cabin or more firewood?

With all fanboys once fibbing that the 3GS was better than all the its more modern and advanced rivals, its nigh on impossible to tell the wood from the trees.

Even Isaac Newton would certainly needed an almight mutant Apple fall.

OS X Lion roars, coughs on appearance in App Store

I swear....

.... that the queen's English is getting more and more bastardised.

You twits

Apple ups Mac Mini spec, lowers price

An Apple turnover

Its easy to lower the price when you remove both the graphics card and the optical drive.

And as always the specs are upped for another Apple downer.

Online map suppressing crime reporting, says survey

Officers IQ's tested first?

Maybe the low IQ of PC plod this was a PC plod bypass plan.

News International grabs SunOnSunday.co.uk domain

same old story?

It's yet another Wapping great tale.

Apple patent: 'Pour' your data from iPhone to iPad

pampered?

Obviously the 'potty training' APP has already been released.

Apple v Samsung: Jobs strikes back

Admit to being a loser and Apple will let you off?

Of course Apple have really just taken their ads into court.

"If you don’t have an iPhone, well, you don’t have an iPhone, LOSER"

Samsung runs to the ITC to seek Apple ban

No Sage needed to predict Apple's cunning plan.

It always seemed yet another ruse to ease users into supporting Apple's financial cunning.

Produce purveyors create edible iPhone

5 a day?

Obviously Steve knows his loyal following can''t quite swallow 5 a day.

Seagate gets a disk into Archos HD vid tablet

Wot no cloud?

So why use a hard drive when we can all buy some 'pork pie in the sky'?

LG delays Optimus 2X Gingerbread update for Brits

This OS will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck. Steve

The trick is to supply an upgrade that cripples the phone and then to leaves a permanent drive by security hole. This seems to have happened to the 3g so is the 3GS next on the hit list?

That way you can sell more new models.

Apple lets slip Time Capsule update

5 into 1 is a no go.

It does not that a genius to realise that every IOS device is designed/crippled to create a need for another device.

Things like USB OTG, HDMI, SDHC and open app store systems do not put a $70 billion cash pile under your mattress.

Open barbarians poised to storm Apple's gate

A bankrupt statement.

Don't you love just those who aspire to bankruptcy?

It don't come cheap.

Apple pilfers rips off student's rejected iPhone app

So the kid no doubt lost a few million bucks in easy earnings.

And million of willing buyers were locked in a dark cupboard until uncle Steve says Yes.

Has Steve Jobs killed the consumer hard disk industry?

It's the opposite

Caching of music etc on devices actually benefits from more storage.

So without memory expansion it eventually becomes obvious you have bought a turd.

Of course that may be to be benefit of Apple who will happily sell you yet another turd.

Think PCs will drop in price? Think again, warns Intel

An act of desparation........

when Apple can already buy a batch of ARM chips for $5 for their $500 gadgets where is the space for Intel?

Something has to give and it almost certainly will be Intel's profit margins.

Android app sales skimpy, sluggish, slack, scanty...

Almost as Peter Murphy say's it's all a mugs game

I read somewhere that 100,000 apps have left the Apple APP store.

With all the fees involved that you have to pay Apple, a majority of developers are no doubt still losing money on each APP, no matter what price they sell at.