Posts by Alan Denman

Adobe scrambles to revoke stolen cert

Warehouse apps please.

Its all a bit bawk bawk bawk innit?.

Suffering Sharp gets a whopping bailout from the banks

Now is no time to die.

$1 billion for your screen technology?

Apple wants your screen patent so that the dark side of that moon will have yet another brick in that wall.

Euro watchdog to charge Microsoft on web browser choice boob

Future rot.

Apple are the enemies of open computing so why are their feature phones and tablets overlooked?

At the moment Microsoft have an open invite to copy this limited vision, so why is our open web future also not on the agenda?

Salt marshes will suck CO2 from air faster and faster as seas rise

A salt marsh barrage?

Salt marshes, coming up the Thames to you sometime soon.

'What was Google going to do, force Apple to change its mind?'

Apple business is in owning everything.

Apple certainly seem to hate to do standard business with anyone.

Their vulture fund means whoever they take over will cease to exist in the normal sense.

These will no doubt turn into another good buy considering the Apple consumers are quite famous for their giving. Those, retired from laptop orders, finger print scanners are next for those lucky lucky premium Apple users.

They own you and you can be adored by those fellow users if you buy Apple.

Rumour: Asus rejects $99 Nexus 7... rumour

They probably ain't put the sticky label on yet!

Obviously it is or was the new iPad mini.

Expected to cost $300 it is now looking quite lost and needing a job lot buyer.

Samsung slams Apple patent jury, wants new trial in US

Media training

Much of the media has sold their soul to Apple in order to get click advertising.

This distorted perception means Samsung surely cannot win.

Einstein's brain FOUND ON APPLE iPAD

Brain in a jar.

Well we all now know that Hitler's brain is in a fruit jam jar.

Its not going anywhere.

Fans revolt over Amazon 'adware' in Ubuntu desktop search results

We dont need no education, we dont need no free OS control.

Pays its way, or dies a death.

You decide.

Sucker punch

most of the fluff is about getting you to leave the web for crappy apps and a walled garden,

Are they taking us for suckers?

'Your app will work on Windows 8 - but please rewrite it anyway'

We need need a HTML 5 web site test authority

The Microsoft and Apple plan is no doubt to keep breaking HTML like they always have done.

So simply have one authority that advises people which browser to sue that works with real HTML !

Microsoft have proven untrustworthy here and Apple look headed the same way.

Where is the taming authority?

Last remaining reason to order an iPhone 5 disappears

Think of the future

Obviously its an investment for 2020 when those good maps arrive.

Hitachi claims glass data storage will last millions of years

I think they dropped one.

Not as if I'm throwing stones.

Toshiba AT300 10in Android tablet review

Like a real computer. No chance

Memory expansion, a choice of true web browsers, a choice of apps that are not invitation only.

It wont catch on.

Now Apple cuts back on Samsung displays

First Samsung, next LG

A poison contract .

Hang on LG !

Tacky mobile ad networks could kill publishing, survey shows

apps kill revenue

I cant be arsed with apps just to read the web so if you put the content on an app you lose my revenue.

I'm happy to send most apps to hell.

Apple weekend iPhone 5 sales miss forecasts

Whats this hate squirm?

Don;t they mean 'leave me alone you bully'

Can't the 5 million stand up for themselves?

Apple slip-up slows iOS 6 upgrades

They now own your WIFI

Yep,

to use your own wifi your device first has to touch base Apple HQ.

A subtle change with IOS 6 and another easy way to own you.

It acts as a kill switch local or national which is all fine and well, but doing it to your own WIFI does take a bit of audacity.

Fans rap Apple's 'crap' Map app

Loadsa dosh loadsa dosh - lovely jubbly.

It is fantastic that when I click on that Tesco store I now get to pay Apple all of the advertising money.

Paying the piper as they say.

Fanboys order 2m iPhone 5s in 24 hours

Apple truths at it again.

This is the fastest and biggest ever global iPhone release

Statistics can never be made to lie, can they?

Siri, will Apple's App Store lock out blind people on iOS 6?

So 100% of users affected?

Obviously so.

A white stick is mandatory to be even allowed to buy one.

HTML5 isn't Facebook's 'biggest mistake'

HTML 5 is the final Apple frontier.

As the song says "We don't need no education , we don't need Apple's HTML control."

Yes, the open web has lost yet another brick in the wall.

HTML5 still floundering in 'chicken and egg' era, says Intel

Chicken and egg or a turkey sandwich?

HTML is the open web so more likely it is that fat sow rolling on top of its piglets.

Intel needs HTML, gadget makes don't

The browser from hell forces developers onto apps.

Manufacturers of gadgets don't want you to use the browser.

And that is also why they don't even want you to have a browser choice otherwise their browser from hell would go to hell.

Apple's iCloud goes titsup, email evaporates for unlucky 1%

So it is 98.9% they are taking you for idiots.

Another meaningless utterance from the economical with the words Apple.

Only 1.83 million or so users are affected!

iPad no flight risk says Federal Aviation Authority

Another Thomas Crapper story

I for one can't wait until,technology gets back to being, well, technology.

This is as interesting as a number two

Judge: Apple not liable for dropped, broken iPhone screens

Did Apple patent the revolving door?

It is obvious to me that in 4 years time Apple may well make more money from their recycling program than they do from actual new phone sales.

Refurbished iPhone or iPad anyone, some crackingly good deals already out there.

Reasonable consumers. Where are they?

As the judge said you can't blame Apple for having stupid customers.

Apple supply the stupidity and we customer's then share it out on the world wide winker.

Hold the chips: Apple axes Samsung RAM order for iPhone 5

Hynix. Never mind the quality stuff.

Whatever next,

Are Apple to declare that their products are now so good they will offer a zero day warranty.?

No Apple TV this year: Media moguls still won't cough up content

They ain't broke yet!

Movies are not on such a downward spiral compared to music.

Apple will surely wait until more desperation kicks in.

Apple urged to defy China's one child policy

Big litters mean big problems.

In poverty stricken countries they have big litters so the few that survived could look after them in old age.

All this does is perpetuate suffering so you really have to applaud China here.

Old men who use computers less likely to get dementia

So they can then stop taking the tablets.

That obviously beggars the question whether tablet mania a form of dementia.

iPhone 5 wait drives record Samsung smartphone sales

They all caught the bus !

Why wait for something that will copy much of the older Galaxy S2 ?

History waits for man nor Apple.

Hackers leak '1 MILLION records' on Apple fanbois from FEDS

Fair play.

Apple playing fair obviously charged the feds a big fat fee.

'This lawsuit is not about patents or money, it's about values'

IOS compatibilty

I agree.

we have Windows compatibility with Wine.

And we had IBM DOS compatibility with DRDOS and a few others.

We also have Android compatibility with Blackberry.

Apple and Google in talks to end patent war?

I call bullshit.

It is just the pretence of being reasonable.

Apple hate real computers and just want to replace it with limited gadgets.

The open web is a goner too with them pips.

Customers dumping Samsung phones in wake of Apple suit

Makes sense.

Well it does for me.

Fanaticism scares me too.

Patriotism or fear?

Why Java would still stink even if it weren't security swiss cheese

While early this year

Look back a few months and you will the Apple seeds of the strong feeling.

Apple nukes another one.

We know what happened.

Java had the audacity to be on the Apple platform.

One false step there and you become the fans new public enemy number one.

Its all easy feed for the Apple taliban.

Ho ho ho! Apple's Samsung ban bid pushed back to Christmas

Koh's wise cracks.

I'm sure Koh started the ball rolling by siding with Apple at the start.

The wise cracks were very much out of balance to a serious situation.

The whole thing is an only in America farce.

Apple have also swiped NFC with their new patent for an old new way to empty your wallet.

Why the Apple-Samsung verdict is good for you, your kids and tech

Apple patented the human being

I'm sorry but Apple has simply patented human actions.

My opinion is that they only contain bull shit and sheep droppings.

Disable Java NOW, users told, as 0-day exploit hits web

Re: wow

2nd rule is to then buy an APple tablet.

Take away all of the stuff that does anything outside of the walled garden and you are in the same territory..

Cook's 'values' memo shows Apple has lost its soul

"Pretty hard to sell a phone that can't make calls "

Apple walks on water. The iPhone was comparatively useless at calls so A T & T got the blame.

It actually took Consumer Report to step into the fray to fix it for the infatuated kids.

Apple simply beats the whole world at their own game.

Apple were good at what they did.

Becoming the most evil company in the world is just another accolade for them. Shareholders will obviously approve cause that's what they also do.

As REM said " It's the end of the world as we know it"

Google names names in amended 'shills' list

Shaping the future via McCarthyism

My opinion is that Oracle is betrothed to Microsoft and Apple and as such is also another enemy of technology innovation. Open source makes fine and dandy good press, but god help those who make a financial success of it.

Google's big big mistake was not 'being thankful' and just plodding on serving the two incumbents.

South Korea bans Apple's AND Samsung's ageing phones, tabs

The iPhone has cool bounce

Obviously who needs a bonce when there is bounce to be had.

Its enough to make me jump through my hula hoop.

LG making thin screens possibly FOR THE NEW iPHONE

Pop in replacements.

The good news is that once these become ubiquitous pop in replacement screens will be readily available for repairs.

Of course lashings and lashings on glue on 'my precious' Apple devices means it wont be for the iPhone 5.

North Tyneside: Mega-outsourcing deal will SAVE jobs

Expect your council tax to double !

History dictates that ICT outsourcing is so catastrophic that disaster after disaster will occur with costing the council millions.

Putting ICT in the same sphere as 'emptying the bins' hardly ever works. So those making the decisions are likely to be fat cat bonus chasing tech dunces.

This is an extremely high risk manoeuvre that is likely to cost the people of Newcastle very dear..

Apple lawyer: 'I promise I am not smoking crack'

Apple are seeding the future

Obviously Apple are just watering their dope plants.

Apple's lone wolf approach to security will bite it in the rear

Confdentiality agreements

Once you get your mis-behaving app past the Apple clerks its quite easy to do a scam.

And the confidentiality agreement probably even helps you hide away once you are found out

Lucrative would an understatement if this turns out to be true.