* Posts by Bryan B

53 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Apr 2007


Defunct comms link connected to nothing at a fire station – for 15 years

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Re: It's everywhere...

"Megasteam" - how very appropriate.

Juno offering Linux-powered tablet PC for pre-order

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Re: Save money, buy a 2nd hand tablet PC & install Zorin OS Pro Linux with macOS style desktop.

I'm not sure Windows 11's requirements are really as rigid as people have been led to think. I'm running it on a 1st generation Thinkpad X1 tablet with TPM 1.2, etc. OK, the Microsoft compatibility checker rejects it, but in reality it's working fine. (I've also booted Ubuntu on it - it works...)

By the way, you can bypass some of the Windows 11 checks on install by using Rufus to create your installation medium, or by adding the AllowUpgradesWithUnsupportedTPMOrCPU registry key.

You thought you bought software – all you bought was a lie

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Re: "You own, at most, a serial number"

American speeling, eh? It amuses me then to see that the Reg cookie pop-up still says "Customise Settings".

Consistency? We've heard of it.

In space, no one can hear cyber security professionals scream

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Re: It's just boring numbers anyway

Missed irony alert.

China has a satellite with an arm – and America worries it could be used to snatch other spacecraft

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Technically the arm is Canadian, it was 2.9 tons, and the station is multi-national - but IKWYM. (-;

Mind the airgap: Why nothing focuses the mind like a bit of tech antiquing

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Re: At a loss

That change of environment can be incredibly important in all sorts of ways - I used to do it myself, with an ancient monochrome laptop.

I think of it as similar to what anthropologists call 'liminality'. It's a different space with different rules. The lack of liminality is also why some people don't get on with home-working - they have lost the spatial and mental borders or boundaries that normally define work and home (or not-work).

Nation's home workers hitting refresh on 7 April can buy... Honor's bargain-basement Ryzen ultrabook

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Increasingly the norm - though perhaps not at that price, and the hihonor.com website offers no hints. )-:

Boris celebrates taking back control of Brexit Britain's immigration – with unlimited immigration program

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Re: Good, good.

"I think a lot of your comrades in arms would be surprised to know that they voted for unlimited immigration from places like India, however well qualified they are."

Missed irony alert, I fear!

Vivaldi opens up an exciting new front in the browser wars, seeks to get around blocking with cunning code

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I'm puzzled...

I'm currently running WhatsApp Web and GDocs in Vivaldi 2.9 with no problems. It's true there's been issues in the past, but they've more often been with arrogant sites (hello Google!) that demand third-party cookies when I had the latter blocked.

Creative cloudy types still making it rain cash for Adobe

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Re: Adobe has Creatives by the Short-Hairs

"although at one time I think people actually despised Quark's licensing model a bit more"

Yup, it's hard to believe now, but Adobe was once the young upstart challenger against the Xpress monopoly. Like so many successful rebellions, its leaders simply became what they rebelled against.

Somerset boozer prepares to declare its inn-dependence from UK

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I trust the national anthem will be "Ale to the Chief".

No, seriously, why are you holding your phone like that?

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Sometimes it's because they're making a video call, but most of the people I see holding a phone out in front of them have it in speakerphone mode. Do they think it's a walkie-talkie, perhaps?

Who wants a classic ThinkPad with whizzy new hardware? Lenovo would just love to know

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I think mine were 240X, X41t, X60s, X61s and now X301, while my wife had T42, T62 and now X220. Not all were excellent - the T42 and X60s in particular had letters wear off the keyboard caps, but most were great, especially the X61s and X301. The X220 is nice and pretty solid, but I still prefer the X301's bigger screen, SSD and lighter weight. The only things I miss are there's no SD-card reader or docking station.

An updated X301 with say an i7 chip, 16 or 32GB, SD-reader, docking port, at least 2500 by something screen, and a higher capacity battery would be great. Sadly it would probably cost at least a grand, whereas I can pick up and fully pimp out a second-hand original X301 for £200, tops.

Hybrid storage arrays versus all-flash: will disks hold their own?

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Re: Golf cart for your commute, anyone?

It's not disks we're seeing the end of, it's specifically enterprise SAS disks. There's storage vendors already seeing their 15k RPM hard drive sales wither to nothing, replaced by SSDs - but they're still selling fat SATA drives (and yes, tape libraries) behind that.

Free markets aren't rubbish – in fact, they solve our rubbish woes

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Re: When I was a kid

The UK system was killed off because the producers didn't like it. It caused them trouble, so in those pre-Green days they'd far rather just dump it in a bin and leave the local council send the stuff to landfill.

Even today there's people arguing that non-returnables are "better" (better for them, they mean) because of the challenges of collecting, transporting and cleaning empties for re-use.

Of course, much has changed since the 60s. The cost of new bottles, the cost of the energy to melt and rework old ones, the cost of transportation, the cost of landfill, etc. And yes, a proper analysis would include the costs of re-use against the costs of recycling or dumping.

Now it gets serious: Fracking could RUIN BEER

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Purity schmurity

The German brewers just *love* to witter on about their Purity Law. Apparently no-one else in the world brews good beer because no-one else has a Purity Law. Now, when was the last time I heard an argument like that? Oh yes, some religious nutter telling me I can't possibly live a good life if I don't have a Holy Book to tell me what is and isn't good.

Never mind that it was forced on the rest of the country by the Bavarians as a condition of unification and didn't cover the whole of Germany until 1906, never mind that it doesn't stop you using GM barley or hops sprayed with pesticide, never mind that it wiped out entire swathes of North German brewing tradition at a stroke, never mind that pretty much all British ales do indeed meet the Reinheitsgebot...

The Reinheitsgebot is a prop, a sop. It's what mass-market German brewers use to convince themselves that they are the best in the world and so is their beer, when they aren't and it isn't. Sure, there are some very VERY fine beers produced in Germany, but there's also a lot of meh and a fair bit of dross.

PS. I live in Germany.

PPS. Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!

BYOD sync 'n share

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Re: Left Dropbox last week

I'd use Dropbox's Selective Sync feature to prioritise the folders I really need now on the new machine, then sync the rest later.

I think Dropbox is great, especially the way it actually syncs to a local folder on a Mac or PC - and not just under Windows, too. Encryption is an issue though, and while I could encrypt the folders on my Ubuntu systems before syncing them, that would presumably prevent my reading my files on my phone or on in the browser on a borrowed PC, say.

Where are all the decent handheld scribbling tools?

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A one-piece machine for bashing out words on the move is a great idea. Sadly though, as the makers of the TRS-80, Z88, NC100, etc. discovered, once you've sold (or quite likely, given) one to every journalist that could use it, there's no-one left to sell the other million units you made to, because hardly anyone else wants this kind of thing.

So yes, it's probably back to a tablet/smartphone plus a Bluetooth keyboard...

Yuri Gagarin lands at Royal Albert Hall

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Technically *not* the first spaceman

The parachute descent meant that the trip should have been disqualified under FAI rules, which required the pilot to land with his craft. The Soviets covered this up for years, including forcing Gagarin to lie in press conferences.


He was a bloody brave guy though.

UK.gov uses booze to lure London kids into ID scheme

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"Travel to Europe"?

Er, if they're in London - or even Manchester - they're in Europe already...

Google blames Gmail outage on data centre collapse

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The Web is not the Internet

"Businesses and individuals were unable to gain access to their email accounts via the internet"

Not true.

There was no access via the WEB, most accounts were still accessible via the Internet using IMAP or POP3.

Take a hammer to your hard drive, shrieks Which?

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Which? has been clueless on IT for years

"Which? is published by the Consumer Association and has a long history of offering sensible advice on everything from car maintenance to home finance and computers"

Nope. Which? has a long history of offering worthless, crap, wrong-headed and misleading advice whenever it gets involved with anything technological.

Even when it brings it people who DO understand tech to try and turn things around, it's never long before they succumb to the mysterious quantum-Luddite field that apparently permeates Which? HQ.

US smutmongers want big bucks bailout

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Nice irony

A suitable riposte to the preposterous claims of the fat-cats of Detroit and Wall Street. Bravo!

US stocks up on semi-automatic rifles

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Home defence

These guys want Kalashnikovs and Armalites for home defence? Who the heck do they think they need to defend themselves against - an Al Quaeda assault squad?!? Bizarre...

Can I connect two gadgets to one powerline Ethernet adaptor?

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A switch should work as well as a hub, and it'll be a lot easier than trying to find a 100Mbit/s hub!

MEPs vote to recognise flag, anthem, motto

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12 is just a nice number

The number of stars is - so they say - nothing to do with the number of members. It's because 12 is a nice round number and looks good on a flag (and a calendar).

It's not even originally the EU flag - the EU has nicked it off the Council of Europe, which is not part of the EU or run by the EU, and which has 47 members, not 12.

Unannounced Nokia E-series talkers leaked

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"We're sorry, this video is no longer available."

"We're sorry, this video is no longer available."

You gotta cache this stuff, I guess....

Road Pricing 2.0 is two years away

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It might just be a frightener of course, but cops have talked about the ability to spot the same numberplate turning up in two unfeasibly distant places at around about the same time. So when you go looking for a car similar to yours, make sure it's one that doesn't get used much....

@Justin: There's also ANPR gantries on the autobahns for the HGV (LKW) tolls, to check GPS accuracy and spot non-payers.

Home wireless without the power trip

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Line of sight can be a big advantage

as anyone who used a Palm or similar to beam contacts will know.

Anything radio-based, such as Bluetooth, is a right PITA by comparison. Instead of a nice simple accept/reject dialogue, you get a list of all the detected devices, which in some locations can be yards long. Then you have to figure out which is the one you want to send to - by which time the receiver has probably turned itself undetectable again.

Give me IrDA rather than Bluetooth for beaming any day!

TSA says 'checkpoint friendly' laptop bags on the way

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Cheapskate Americans

instead of putting the onus on the travelling public, the TSA could do what some of the UK airports have done and get better scanners - at London Heathrow, signs now instruct travellers NOT to remove laptops from hand luggage.

T-Mobile calls it a day for WAP

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WAP worked

Chris is right - CSD did the job, and it was generally cheaper or included. It actually went up to 14.4k (whoo-hoo!) and if your operator did HSCSD, which bonded multiple CSD channels together, it equalled GPRS.

CSD was fine for downloading email (headers plus top kB only, not all the attached junk, but WTF wants that anyway??) and WAP sites.

Plus, if a web designer can't fit their site into a few kB of WAP text, it's almost certainly just unwanted chrome & crap anyway....

There's a lot to be said for CSD batch-style access. Not everything needs to have an always-on GPRS/3G-type connection.

Chinese telco jumps starting gun in 3G race

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Pointless Chinese posturing

Given that the number of visitors to the Olympics whose handsets are TD-SCDMA capable will be as near zero as makes no odds, the whole thing is just wind-baggery and empty posturing of the highest order. But that seems to be all the PRC's Communist government is about, these days.

MP launches ten minute rule bill on in-UK roaming

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Rip-off charges

The EU cap doesn't apply in-country, so operators would be free to charge whatever extortionate rates they felt like - as they already do for international calls.

Example: I've a UK SIM and a German SIM. If I'm in Germany and need to call the UK it's actually cheaper to do it with the roaming UK SIM, as that's price-capped to 30p/min or whatever, whereas the German operator charges nearly EUR2/min for overseas calls. That's FIVE times as expensive.

It's the same in reverse in the UK - I'm better off calling Germany using a German SIM. Bizarre...

Phone insurance firm reveals Sharia rules policy

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There certainly is an officially Christian country - indeed, it is that rare thing, a country where the head of the state church is de facto head of state.

It's also one of the smallest countries in the world - the Vatican State.

By the by, I guess "brand new boxed" only guarantees you a brand-new box- the contents might be refurbished, but that's OK cos the box is new...

Lawyers - Sharia or otherwise - doncha love 'em?

Microscope-wielding boffins crack Tube smartcard

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"about 50 cents apiece"

Is that 50 eurocents (Dutch card, Dutch currency) or 50 US cents (US-centric writer)?

Nokia N96 to land in August

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baited breath

Is that a piece of cheese I see on your tongue...?

Microsoft picks Exchange and Sharepoint for the online draft

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Only available in the US

This beta programme is for US companies *only*, at least until some time later this year, said Ballmer yesterday.

It's an interesting definition of "we're now opening this service up to companies of all sizes" - as long as they're American-sized, presumably.

Points mean passports: Citizenship Smith unveils 'like us' plan

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Too many loopholes - as usual

The problem with all these government schemes is that they have to have a structure, a scheme, a framework - and as soon as you say what you need to do to qualify, people will work out exactly how to game the new system and get an unfair advantage, just like the chavs, crims and junkies game the current one.

@Mike JVX - your Jobcentre experience ties in with mine of 5 or 6 years ago. I can sort of sympathise with the staff, whose main experience/training is in trying to help what we used to call blue-collar workers, not degreed professionals like thee and me, but it was annoying to have to use my disability (genuine but minor) to get onto a helpful scheme _without_ having to wait until I'd been unemployed for 18 months.

@Pheet - my passports have said "British citizen" for over a decade. Does that mean we Citizens and kick you Subjects around? (-:

@Colin Wilson - I know several foreign nationals with CRB checks, so there must be mechanisms. (Most of the ones I know are EU citizens, mind you.)

@Ian - "The UK has allowed far more than it's fair share of immigrants" - it seems to me that's the kind of thing that's said by people who don't travel much. Go visit the slum-suburbs of Paris, or see how many Poles, Kurds and so on are in Germany, for example, then come back and tell us if you still think that.

Palm punts unlocked Treo 500 smartphone

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Where's the PalmOS version?

The USAnians have the Centro with PalmOS 5.4.9, but we Yurrupeens get stiffed with WinMob... Bastards!

New BAE destroyer launches today on the Clyde

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@James Farrell

LOL! Nice one...

Inventor offers London Congestion Charge GPS gizmo

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If he's going to call it a KenBuster, then it ought to warn me before I enter the wretched CC zone - and help me navigate around it without having to pay.

Crime-busting gator kills Florida fugitive

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State law - how come?

I thought Indian reservations counted as sovereign territory - hence the casinos and stuff - in which case how can the gator be terminated?

Much better if it could be recruited into the Miccosukee police as a kind of watergoing K9 unit...

UK Government tried to stop EU roaming cap

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It's "non-EU", not "non-European" - Orange UK ripped me £1.30 for a sub-minute call in Norway a little while back, if I remember rightly.

Restored Vulcan takes to the skies

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@David Harper

Too right - at least a *bit* of work went into trying to make Concorde less noisy than it would otherwise have been, whereas with the Vulcan, nobody bothered!

BTW, I remember hearing the five-engined Vulcan flying around Filton, and I think that was even noisier. (It was Rolls Royce's flying testbed for the Concorde engines, IIRC, with a 5th Olympus in the bomb-bay).

Nokia slides latest Linux tablet onto market

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Of course it's got mobile data

It's got Bluetooth, your phone's got Bluetooth - wake up and smell the connection.

Or something like that... LOL!

Nissan builds twirly-cab sideways electric pod-car

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Paris Hilton

It's a giant mobile can of beer!

Talking of drink-driving and "You can go everywhere without worrying about your driving skills", I'm only slightly concerned that "Pivo" means "beer" in most of the Slavonic languages...

UN moves to preserve Bounty mutineers' lingo

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Laurent_Z - are you thinking of Frisian, said to be the closest living relative to Old English/Anglo-Saxon?

Beeb reveals Kylie as Titanic waitress

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Tennant & Myles

...are "an item", so maybe they're trying to avoid mixing work and pleasure (even though they met through work in the first place).

Or maybe if the list on fan-site www.sophiamyles.org is accurate, she is just too busy with other work for the moment.

China will head for the moon this year

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Not a hoax after all

If they DO get there and find the US flag - whether flying or fallen over - at least it will nail all that guff about the US moon landing being a hoax!

Biofuels are the 'next environmental danger'

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And this study was proudly brought to you by...

> Shell, BP and Texaco

The one who's been banging the anti-biofuel drum loudest in recent weeks has been Fidel Castro, and for the same reasons as the Co-Op - it diverts land from food production and does nothing to wean the US off its hydrocarbon addiction.

The oil companies couldn't give a monkey's, I suspect. If the profit moves to ethanol and biodiesel, they'll just buy up the midwest and sell us that.