Summoning Cthulu won't help you know.
He's already employed by MI5
/Paris Icon Cuz, she is the only eldritch horror icon we have!
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But it has to be said: a lot of things he found "unspeakable" generally wouldn't phase anyone these days - for instance, Stranger Things is essentially the Hardy Boys (or Famous Five, if you want to use the British equivalent) taking on some Lovecraftian nightmares.
The old comic User-Friendly had Cthulu show up. He was most miffed that the eldritch horror shtick no longer worked on people. He blamed video games :)
Might re-watch From Beyond tonight in honour
I remember years ago talking (e-mail) with one of the KDE devs (Kde3?). Parts of the system were gobbling up huge amounts of RAM (for the time)
He mentioned that one of the problems is C++ and the way it has to build the VirtualTable crap for each and every class function/method pointer; This leads to the VTable blowing out to HUGE dimensions.
So for even relatively simple libraries you end up in this O^2 situation as each library loads for each thread. It's not that the library has to load twice or more(It's a shared page); it's that it has to build a unique set of VTables each time for each thread. This means the the VTables ended up many time the size of the code itself
Gopher and FIDO didn't make it,
Both are still around; Although pale shadows of their former glory...
/me Ex Maximus BBS+FiDo+Doors, No DL ratios here! SysOP
Ahhh, I loved the smell of zone mail hour in the morning; And the mail tossers running (BlueWave?)
/OldFart Icon because, well, errrmmm
Finds all the pearl clutching, tutting and harrumphing about these sorts of things a little tedious? Lets face it; An AI can now do automatically what used to take a skilled photoshoppe Artisan hours to do by hand!
Sure; I can understand finding a photo of yourself neekid and on the te-interwebs more than a little disturbing. But surely at some stage we collectively need to say "Meh; I *wish* my boobs/dick (delete as approp) was that big".
Wake me up when deep fake/nude can be run in real time and the headline is...
Twitter thot making millions from pay piggies, turns out to be a 120KG trucker from Birmingham called Dave.*THEN* you will have a headline :)
We as a species need to become a heluva lot more cynical about the things we see via photos & video
I was thinking even further than that; Maybe it's time people learned to stop listening to what our fearless leaders say and start watching what they actually do.
Has incomes gone up or down
Has spending power gone up or down
are there really more good jobs or more shit minimum wage
Is crime actually up or down
etc etc etc
Thats just a matter of CPU/GPU grunt... There will always be more horse power cheaper in the future; And if you are well heeled then the sky is the limit.
How about *EVERY* digital camera still or video with a crypto chip that signs the incoming bit-stream and stores that as frame metadata somewhere?
Had one project; Later did the math... We averaged ~14 hours a day, 7 days a week for 3 months solid.
Go live started 6am on a Thursday morning.... I walked out of the office very late the next Monday night. I was a broken sack of human meat by the end. Never ever again. Got way too used to driving home trying see around the big black dots in my vision.
I was young and stupid. I only survived that one because I was young and stupid.
Never
Ever
Again
Spent some time with a "newbie" PM when she asked me for some advice
Told her the following...
Techies tend to underestimate the time taken to do a thing (So add extra time to the ETA)
Techies tend to procrastinate (So don't tell them they have the time you've allocated)
Management always thinks things are quicker, easier then they really are (Convince them early on an extended timeline)
If a given task is completed earlier than expected; Don't shrink the timeline (you will need it later)
Things *WILL* go wrong eating into your timeline (Use the slack from above)
Techies can be bribed with food :)
Every project I worked on with her as a PM, came in either on-time or early and usually under budget
It helped that she was detail oriented and fastidious about keeping shit organised, kind of person.
A true joy to work for/with
Back when I was a wet behind the ears PFY (When iron dinosaurs ruled the earth). The DC I had to visit had the OPs pen right next to the Machine room access doors. Card swipe access the whole nine yards. I never had a card so I had to be let in by one of the OPs team. Great people; Very ummmm interesting crowd. They included...
* Tall tattooed, pierced(Rare at the time) Heavy metal tweaker dude (OPs team leader)
* Disco hippy - Nice guy, awful taste in music
* Thug - the tape monkey
* "Barbie" - the scantily clad OPs gal. Very nice, very smart and my goto when I couldn't figure out how one system talked to another
* Suspiciously normal girl - The other OPs gal.
Had the privileged of watching the new GM of the company (After trying and failing to access the machine room with some other suits in tow) trying to explain to the Head OPs dude that he needed access to the machine room to do a tour for the other two suits.
Head OPs dude looks him in the eye and says; Never seen you before, don't know who you are and I'm not letting you in. If you want in, talk to my boss.
GM then scuttles off and comes back later with the aforementioned manager in tow :)
Great crowd; Loved hanging out with them. I guess with lights out DCs being the norm these days; they aren't really a thing anymore :(
Star-Lifting (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_lifting)
Given that our Sun is 99.8% of *all* the mass in our solar system; If we can extract elements heavier than Hydrogen, we have all the building materials we need and we can then feed the hydrogen back into the sun extending it's life!
Perhaps it's because I've lived in so many different places
It weird isn't it; Once you lived and travelled in a few places far from the lands of your youth, It gets harder and harder to differentiate accents. After a while living in London and living south of the Thames; I found I could no longer tell the difference between the Ozzie and Kiwi Accents anymore.
That said I rate accents on the following scale, How happy would you be listening to your SO telling you off for something (Getting yelled at); I decided on Scots, Welsh, Irish and then French.
The radiation being gamma rays, is of course travelling at the speed of light, being light. The ionised gas...
Thats only a *maximum* AFAIK; Light can go slower for example in water. Don't know what the speed of light in a mostly hydrogen plasma is though.
Maybe the GRB is some fancy pants version of Cherenkov radiation?
I like that adage; I see too often teams and people not wanting to make a move on a problem area as they don't yet have the "perfect" solution. Implement a *good* solution then iterate on is a great way to break that deadlock.
Note: That doesn't mean implement the first piece of crap that comes to hand. :)
The current incentives for large corporations are largely driven by tax structures. If governments said OK; Dividends are taxed at say 5%-10%, then the current stupid charge for "growth" would abate, that would in turn mean that the drive to grow ever larger & dominate ever more sections of a market space would in theory abate.
Pay for games & hardware that might get dropped at any time?
Pay for games that might get yanked off the service or censored at any time?
Sorry but no, a NetFlix style service for games and a really bad idea IMHO.
If I can't buy physical media or download the installer to run on my hardware I'm not interested.
Read something a short while ago discussing why modern companies are so obsessed with growth; The argument was the way that taxes were calculated for Dividends .vs Capital gains. Maybe it's time to rethink tax structures such that this idiotic driver for ever bigger ever faster growth in share value gets taken behind the wood-shed...
<marketing_wank>Addressing this demand will require holistic architectures that connect vast numbers of fast computing nodes over intelligent networking fabrics to form a giant data centre-scale compute engine.</marketing_wank>
Wow; Just wow.
/Mines the one with the large shit shovel next to it