Posts by Burch

DeepNude deep-nuked: AI photo app stripped clothes from women to render them naked. Now, it's stripped from web

Re: I smell too much moral outrage

What if someone did it to your daughter?

I'm joking of course, you've never had sex and never will.

Yorkshire cops have begun using on-the-spot fingerprint scanners

Re: citizens card

I'd rather not have the state having that much control over me. Maybe I'm petty like that.

'Doubly unacceptable' Swiss vegan forces his way into the army

Re: I'm confused.

Nobody is ever likely to invade Switzerland.

Photographer hassled by Port of Tyne for filming a sign on a wall

Re: Just sayin'

They had no right to stop him.

Mars water discovery is a liberal-muslim plot, cry moist conspiracy theorists

Re: As usual

Well it is true

http://www.salon.com/2015/06/18/rush_limbaughs_downward_spiral_continues_another_demotion_another_step_to_irrelevancy_partner/

More deaths linked to Ashley Madison hack as scammers move in

Re: Meeow

Aren't you a charmer. It would be a shame if your secrets were revealed and you were so devastated that you killed yourself. That would be just awful.

Boffin: Will I soon be able to CLONE a WOOLLY MAMMOTH? YES. Should I? Hell NO

Re: Anyone for lunch?

"The Asian elephant is a domestic animal and they are doing just fine"

Yeah...not really, it's an endangered species.

Re: Wrangel Island

The Asian elephants (an endangered species) which would be required as incubators would mind.

Snowden latest: NSA stalks the human race using Google, ad cookies

You must realise GCHQ are doing exactly the same, and that everyone's data is at risk?

Virgin Media to hike broadband prices by nearly 7 per cent

Good

I was hoping for a decent time to switch, but had been too lazy this far.

Billionaire engineer Ray Dolby, 80, dies at home in San Francisco

Re: Genuinely surprised...

You are suffering from scientific blindness.

Teen buys WikiLeaks server for $33,000 – with dad's eBay account

Re: Stop the rot

His son may well have serious mental health issues. A "critical thinking course" is something you might consider.

Re: You Sure?

In the UK it's fine to use the name of competitors' brands, just as long as nothing you say is defamatory.

Have you tried turning it off and on again - oh, you did: IT Crowd RETURNS

Is Richmond in this episode then?

Headmaster calls cops, tries to dash pupil's uni dreams - over a BLOG

Well he's clearly right about the school, and now it's much more public. Jacques Szemalikowski is very obviously not fit to be in education.

Canadian family gives up modern tech to live like it's 1986

Re: iPhone and iPad?

CDs were available in the 1970s?

Reseller Computacenter LITERALLY smokes out squatters from offices

Re: Boo

No it doesn't work moron.

Re: Boo

You're happy with this post Register? Sub-human scum is a perfectly apt phrase for people who wanted some shelter?

Also, resister, please stop using the word freetard, you wouldn't allow pay-spastic would you?

Is your Surface Pro a bit full? Slot in an SD card, it's not from Apple

Re: But the thing is.....

Employing children?

Twin brothers nabbed for scrap over sex with 'shared' girlfriend

How about

Pretending it's Jedward for uber-creepiness.

Minicam movie pirate gets record-breaking five years in prison

Re: Who Watches Camcorder Movies Now Anyway

Oh. Prison rape jokes. How novel and in the best possible taste.

Brits are so outraged by Amazon, they voted it TOP for shopping

Astroturfing

Seems to be rather a lot of Anonymous posts here defending Amazon to the hilt. Why would you be ashamed? Unless it's one or two people posting dozens of times.

We're not stupid. Unless they pay their taxes I will never use their services. I urge other non-anonymous cowards to do the same.

Re: Amazon user since 1997 here.

It's not fairly competitive. They have an advantage over companies which pay UK tax. I say shut down their UK operation completely until they pay their way. They'll change their tune.

Coming soon to a theme park near you: Shocking ANTI-PIRACY NAG ADS

You wouldn't shoot a policeman then steal his helmet

...then go to the toilet in his helmet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZZx1xmAzg

I can't be the first.

Google, Amazon, Starbucks are 'immoral' and 'ridiculous' over UK tax

These companies cannot be shamed

That's a waste of time. Change the rules so they can't get away with this, and if they fail to comply tell them the UK will not allow them to do business here.

Cops cuff tabloid computer hacking suspect in Newcastle

Plebgate

Plebgate is fair enough, that actually is in the public interest.

New I-hate-my-neighbour stickers to protect Brits' packages

How about

...if the postie would ring my bell instead of making a meek knock then immediately sticking a card through?

Christian footie match ends in almighty brawl

Re: Christian beliefs and ideals

"Is it logically possible for an atheist to hold moral convictions?"

I can see why you're staying anonymous, I'd be ashamed to spout such crap as well.

Assange granted asylum by Ecuador after US refused to rule out charges

Re: Best outcome.

Agreed, but then nobody ever suggested that William Hague is not an idiot.

Texan team paints batteries onto beer steins

Beer

is there anything it can't do?

Vatican subtly shifts its position on The Blues Brothers

The Penguin

Quite surprised they're so fond of it given the depiction of the violent nun.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6hlm6_blues-brothers-penguin_fun

Great film though.

Scots council: 9-yr-old lunch blogger was causing 'distress and harm'

Re: Rhyme?

Toilet quick

I feel sick

It's too late

I've done it on the plate

Phone-hack cops nab six 'including Prime Ministerial horse lender'

Carol Decker

I was reminded earlier why I follow the T'Pau singer on twitter

carol decker ‏ @caroldecker

Oh shit I've been arrested AGAIN! #rebekabrooksisintheshit

Weeing Frenchman sues Google over Street View photo

Re: I know

I happen to know you're a neighbour, I'll adjust my telescope accordingly and record your every move.

Hey Commentard! - or is that Commenter?

Fairly certain you wouldn't approve what I'd like to call Andrew Orlowski.

BBC labels child 'recovering alcoholic' in tech slip-up

Admitting you have a problem is the first step.

Kids should be making software, not just using it - Gove

I assume the money will be available to employ the new teachers which will of course be needed.

Ofcom grills pirates, loses report under fridge for two years

Well done!

A whole article on piracy without using the word 'freetards'.

Snowbound Alaskan survives on frozen beer

Beer

Is there anything it can't solve?

San Diego woman strips to bikini to look for her chihuahua

chihuahua ?

Euphemism?

Swedish college girls now twice as slutty as in 2001

Woah

I'm going dude.

Eggheads crack open web troll brains

Computers in Human Excrement more like.

ISPs end PM's web smut block dream

I for one am shocked

It's not like Call Me Dave to be economical with the truth.

Smut oglers told to opt in to keep web filth flowing

The Internet is for Porn

When did the Mother's Union become an arm of government?

Yes Dave, global economic crisis and all you can do is parent for people who can't be bothered to do it themselves.

Ten reasons why you shouldn't buy an iPhone 5

Re:on a long trek, I turn the phone OFF

Great. Just don't use your phone, that'll save the battery.

Neil Armstrong: US space program 'embarrassing'

Bully for those guys

They got to live the dreams of millions, and think that space exploration is more important than real people trying to live decent lives.

Landing on the moon, as cool as that is, didn't actually propel humanity forward. It was a willy-waving exercise with the Soviets.

Tell us oh great ones. What did the moon landings give us?

Anti-gay bus baron rages at being stuffed in Google closet

Missing the point

The man aggressively chased other bus providers out of markets across the country.

Doesn't sound to me like Google has done any such thing by the way, he simply sounds like a paranoid headcase.

Yahoo! 'f**ked me over'! says! Carol! Bartz!

Too right

Their scummy business practices should see them extinct before too long.

The Yellow Pages

I chuck them out unopened. In fact I object to them sending me one. You live in the past if you must.