Posts by Robajob

Online ID checks to limit teen booze and knife purchases

Yet more evidence of how spoiled kids are today

When I was a nipper I had to go to Vicky Wines and nick fags off my dad.

Google trials Street View face-blurring tech

The next generation

Surely the next step for this technology is just to blur the ugly people.

Interpol publishes pic of another suspected child abuser

Unfortunate advert placement

I got a picture of a presumably innocent (though shifty-looking) youth called Sam in an advert for Microsoft above the startled-looking paedophile.

Server theft knocks Peter Gabriel off the web

About time

If someone could have shut him up in about 1972 it would have saved us all a lot of pain.

Colliding galaxies mark Hubble anniversary

So that's where little galaxies come from

I always knew it.

Nintendo Wii 'like a virus', games boss sniffs

5.6 is more like it...

I've bought 5 and I'm a proper tightarse.

Malodorous Europe gasses UK

It's just...

...the smell of all the Southerners. I believe the French have been complaining about it for years.

Wii can conduct an orchestra too

Did you see what platform this was on?

"I think this will definitely make the top ten list of "Games that make you look like a twat when you play"

It's on the Wii - that goes without saying.

Area 51 drug test victim crashes flying car

Best headline ever

Well, it is.