Posts by Martin Cleaver

Who knew that hosing a table with copious amounts of cubic metres would trip adult filters?

In a similar, but slightly less smutty vein, I had great difficulty sending a requested phone number to a contact on Facebook Messenger. FBM flatly refused to send the message with his name and phone number. Then it became apparent that FBM didn't like his surname. It's "Bot".

Dutch boyband hopes to reverse Brexit through the power of music

It's a pity the pre-teen girls can't vote!

Sozzled Americans nagged by talking urinal cake

wizzalizer?

Does it also analyze the piss and only talk to drunken pee-ers?

Street View solves Dutch mugging

Cylcing on the pavement

Hey!

He's cycling on the pavement - that gets a 35 euro fine in Holland!

MC

How BA handles lost luggage complaints: Shock picture

Baggage

When I heard of the plight of passenger number 23456, I just had to admire her. Naomi has done what about 200,000 other passengers would have liked to have done, having been robbed of their luggage at Terminal 5 in the last few days.