Re: An innocent man
We have a suitable ditch; I wrote to my MP and offered it, free of charge, but have yet to receive a reply.
592 posts • joined 3 Apr 2008
My moronic MP sent a batch email to all who'd harangued him saying that we just have to accept he's right and it's time to get behind him and 'enjoy the benefits of Brexit'. This is the same [email protected] who suggested knife crime could be solved by putting a GPS RECEIVER!!! in every knife sold. Still, at least the knives would know where they were...
When I left the corporate world, I had a pleasant 15 years doing freelance IT support. One of my customers, a titled lady and keen pursuer of innocent foxes, had a problem with her internet. I had a quick gander and realised that it was a BT fault, so said that she needed to talk to them in the first instance as she was the customer. She called the support desk and after much shouting and swearing, handed the phone to me and said 'I can't understand a word he's saying, it's a f*cking Paki'. I don't know who was the most embarrassed, he or I.
7 years ago, my Vodafone contract came to an end. They rang me and eventually offered a better deal. They emailed a new contract with my name spelled incorrectly, the wrong address and the wrong rate. When I pointed this out, they said 'just sign, we'll fix it later'...yeah, right. Now a happy GiffGaff customer.
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