* Posts by Pascal Monett

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GoDaddy slapped with wet lettuce for years of lax security and 'several major breaches'

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Another proof

Proof once again that the Internet is not important.

Not unless you're talking about TikTok, banning Huawei or the latest changes at Meta, that is.

A web hosting provider ? What's that ? Who cares ? Just pretend to be nice and go about your business.

These are not the droids you're looking for.

Shove your office mandates, people still prefer working from home

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Re: Just a thought

That depends on what your expertise is.

I have 30 years of experience in my specific domain. I'd like to see someone in Bangalore give the same level of competence over a WFH connection.

SEC sues Elon Musk for allegedly screwing investors out of $150M before Twitter takeover

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Re: He'll end up in a US jail

As much as I would like to see him wearing an orange jumpsuit next to Trump's cell, for some reason, I don't think that's going to happen.

The bell tolls for TikTok as lifelines to avoid January 19 US ban vanish

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"We need time"

Really ?

Maybe you could have planned ahead ? <slap> Idiot, what am I saying. You're Senators, you don't plan, you react.

When you have time.

Well, you don't.

By the way, when do you plan to have the time to plan on defending Humanity from the next asteroid strike ? When it's a month away ?

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Bye bye, then.

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Right.

Anything an Anonymous Coward endorses has to be good.

Boeing going backwards as production’s slowing and woes keep flowing

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Re: They need ....

Agreed.

I'm sorry for Mr Ortberg, but his presence is too little, too late to restore the company’s culture and regain a leadership position.

He's got decades of rot to cut off first, starting with everyone on the Board and going down, like a surgeon cuts off gangrenous tissue.

A delicate exercise at best.

I wish him luck.

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Funny, but you forgot the troll icon.

They've only gone and made Doom run in a PDF file

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I only use SumatraPDF.

It's good enough for me, and lightning quick.

It doesn't have all the bells and whistles, but hey, it's free.

Pornhub lockdown and fact-free Zuckbots – welcome to 2025

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"facts will always trump opinion"

Sorry, but it seems to me that US Republicans do not obey that little rule.

UK prepared to throw planning rules out the window for massive datacenters

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"an overly complex planning system that has lacked clarity"

Well how do you think Sir Humphrey managed to keep his position so long ?

Haiku Beta 5 / In tests it's (Fire)foxier / It pleases us well

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Just you wait : another few months and it'll need AI too . . .

Microsoft tests 45% M365 price hikes in Asia-Pacific to see how much you enjoy AI

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“These price changes reflect the extensive "

. . . efforts in Redmond to ensure that Borkzilla is transformed from an OS provider to an OS leaser.

Only a few years before I retire and throw everything Borkzilla out of the window to embrace the penguin.

It can't happen too soon.

Euro-cloud Anexia moves 12,000 VMs off VMware to homebrew KVM platform

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"The CEO thinks more companies will move from VMware"

Yup. I completely agree.

I'll be very interested to read Broadcom's end-of-year 2025 report on how their cunning scheme has lost them money because all those big accounts left them.

The cynical in me says that Broadcom would have better off gouging the little accounts for twice as much, because little accounts do not have the resources (time, knowledge and/or money) to migrate to something else.

The big accounts take one look at the new bill and say : nope, not paying that, let's go somewhere else.

And they demonstrably can, because this isn't the first time it has happened.

Life lesson: Don't delete millions of accounts on the same day you go to the dentist

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"It was just another sentence"

Yeah. RTFM. All of it.

And understand it.

At least he was able to recover the issue. Good on him for that. And missing one sentence is an easy thing to do when what you are reading is about as exciting as watching paint dry.

But as an admin, what your doing is important (at least, the consequences may be). So read that manual.

TSMC revenue booms and you don’t need AI to figure out why

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Even ignoring the Police warning ?

"they refused to believe that they were being scammed, despite being repeatedly advised by family, friends, their bank and even the Police "

That's akin to religious cults, then (or Dunning-Kruger ?). If you ignore warnings from your family and friends, it might be understandable (after all, what do they know ?), but if you ignore not only your bank but also an official warning from the Police, I say you should go down that rabbit hole until you get it. Or until you're ruined.

Sometimes you have to learn the hard way.

And I'm guessing that all these scams have a lot to do with crypto (duh).

Is it really the plan to take over Greenland and the Panama Canal? It's been a weird week

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I'm glad you've found yourself a fantasy world that you like.

Tongue-zapping spoons, tea-cooling catbots, lazy vacuums and more from CES

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"L'Oréal sells countless de-aging skin serums"

And none of them have any effect whatsoever . . .

Devs sent into security panic by 'feature that was helpful … until it wasn't'

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Re: Google Chrome auto translate PITA

There are other domains where the language setting is a major issue - namely Windows (what else ?).

My default language setting is English, but my location is France (where I live, duh).

Guess what language Borkzilla uses when I access it's bloody Store ? French.

That's where I live, not what I chose as default language.

Bloody idiots.

Hands-on jobs to grow fastest, because AI can't touch them

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"administrative roles that automation can easily replace"

I have yet to be convinced that hallucinating pseudo-AI can easily replace anything but a bored Board member's schedule.

Rollable laptop displays to roll off the production line from April, says Samsung

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"operating profit of ₩6.5 trillion won ($4.5 billion) on revenue of ₩75 trillion"

So it's making a profit, no ? What's the problem ?

Oh yeah, right. It's not making ₩74 trillion in profit for the shareholders.

Well, them's the beans, boys. Deal with it.

Microsoft preps for a year of enterprise-impacting M365 retirements

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"these days Microsoft would much rather have apps registered with Entra"

Once upon a time, a company would propose a functionality and then <gasp> would actually support the customers that used it.

Borkzilla is the definition of a company that only proposes a functionalty to find out whether or not it will be interesting to monetize it.

Sometimes, I feel seriously driven to homicidal rage these days.

Look for the label: White House rolls out 'Cyber Trust Mark' for smart devices

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It will be administered by 11 different companies

Thank you, that's all I need to know.

Good bye.

Short-lived bling, dumb smart things, and more: The worst in show from CES 2025

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A "smart" ring

It tells you if you're 'stimulated', 'relaxed', or 'stressed'

I think I don't need to spend two grand to know how I feel.

I have a functional brain, thank you.

Microsoft trims jobs as new year begins

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Windows

"At Microsoft, we focus on high-performance talent"

What a shame you don't use that talent to ensure your updates won't ruin everyone's day . . .

Quantum? No solace: Nvidia CEO sinks QC stocks with '20 years off' forecast

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"massive potential for AI and quantum"

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a sure sign of a snake oil salesman . . .

I tried hard, but didn't fix all of cybersecurity, admits outgoing US National Cyber Director

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We have fought fires

So, you're going to California now ?

What utter blathering. You have done nothing. That might not be your fault, and I understand that when giving your resignation speech you need to invent something positive to talk about, but the bitter fact is that cybersecurity will only become a priority when the power grid of the East Coast has been shut down by Chinese hackers.

Then, when Washington DC has recovered its grid, it will finally decide on a nationawide push towards security.

Before that ? Dream on.

Microsoft invites Chinese software vendors to sell on its marketplace and through its partners

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Rowing against the current

It is interesting to see Redmond making such an effort at this point in time.

Does the Board really think that enlarging commercial activity with China now is a must ?

Because, from where I'm sitting, it seems to me that The West (TM) is increasingly going to war with Eastasia.

Something does not compute . . .

Los Angeles wildfires force tens of thousands to evacuate, NASA JPL closed

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Re: There is more than one fire

Personally, after decades of hearing about horrific wildfires raging in California, I'm kind of surprised to learn that there's still something left to burn . . .

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The amount of ignorance about the very civilization we all live in will always beat your tolerance for it.

UK digital markets watchdog expects to launch investigations within the month using new powers

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In the immediate future, I think it would be better if regulators were the ones being heavy-handed.

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"a huge imbalance in resources"

I don't really see why that is a problem. If you're a governing body, you don't have to have billions in revenue to fine a company for billions millions a few hundred thousand.

Roupies.

I would really like to see a fine in the billions once in my life.

It's the only way we're ever going to get those companies to comply.

Windows 11 24H2 can run – sort of – in 184MB

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"Microsoft's requirements call for 4GB"

And that has always been complete bullshit.

Windows needs 8GB to run, and if you do anything more than Internet and email, you'll probably need 16GB to be comfortable.

If you're a gamer, you need 32GB.

And an SSD card for booting Windows, and another one to store your game data.

Elon Musk's galactic ego sows chaos in European politics

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He can have that.

As soon as possible, I might add.

The unlicensed OneDrive free ride ends this month

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Re: Surely this is a Customer side problem?

Absolutey agree.

If your data is important, it's up to you to ensure that you keep it.

All this Cloud hoopla is just a good excuse for multi-billion-dollar companies to rake in the money and then leave you high and dry when the time comes to deliver.

Tired of begging, Microsoft now trying to trick users into thinking Bing is Google

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Re: Devious yet inept

Agreed. I will use something if I find it useful to me.

If you try anything to force it on me, you're gone.

Forever.

AI spending spree continues as Microsoft commits $80B for 2025

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Re: the skills needed to use AI to pursue higher-paying jobs and more successful careers.

I'm not sure paying tens of billions to do away with a few tens of millions in salary is a wise investment.

But hey, I'm only self-employed, so what do I know ?

Eutelsat OneWeb blames 366th day for 48-hour date disaster

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Re: Rocket Science

Dates would be easier if they were actual objects.

We've been using object-oriented programming for decades now, but dates are still stored as a fucking string.

With the seperator.

Do you have any idea how many different seperators are used all over the world ? I have found these : / - . \ ! (and when I say found, I mean having to repeatedly debug code that was working fine until a new use case was found).

If date/time values were stored as proper objects, with Year, Month, Day, Hour, Minute, Seconds, Milliseconds, and recoverable with the proper routines, then I strongly believe that all this kind of fuss would be eliminated.

But, even though Redmond is on version 11 of its perenially buggy software, it would apparently be too much of a hassle to record date/time values as the objects they are.

So we continue to get fucking strings, and having to parse them every time.

After China's Salt Typhoon, the reconstruction starts now

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Now that is what I call an indictment

Impressive article, and I wholeheartedly support the message.

There's only one problem I can see : telcos have been surfing on money for decades and, as long as the money keeps rolling in, they have no reason to change their habits. Containment ? They've contained the media hoopla around the issue, problem solved.

Also, food for thought : what says that China doesn't have interested parties on the Boards of the various telcos ? China is notorious for putting its fingers in every pie it can find. I would actually be surprised if China had absolutely zero influence inside the communication companies of The West.

Pornhub pulls out of Florida, VPN demand 'surges 1150%'

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Re: Interesting

Indeed. It would seem that porn is cleaner than you would think . . .

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To be fair, the USA is the biggest producer of porn.

Besides that, there's also the fact that porn sites in other countries would not be very likely to produce clips in English (yeah, I watch them for the dialog too).

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Re: Hmmmmm

Ah, Indiana.

The state that proposed a law to set the value of Pi at 3.

You just can't invent that level of stupid.

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Re: if properly 'motivated'

And we all know just how much a teenager can be motivated when porn is at stake . . .

How the OS/2 flop went on to shape modern software

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"IBM's poor planning"

That pretty much sums up its legacy . . .

How datacenters use water – and why kicking the habit is nearly impossible

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Here's an idea

A datacenter needs 4 million gallons of water ? Why should that be taken from the drinkable water supply every year ?

Build a tank that holds that water, and re-use it.

It will probably be more a bit more costly, but you'll only be draining the water once. Steam can be recycled endlessly.

Encryption backdoor debate 'done and dusted,' former White House tech advisor says

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Madness

So, on the one hand, I'm supposed to support backdooring encryption and now, I'm supposed to be convinved that E2EE is a Good ThingTM.

Would you care to get your fucking message straight ?

US logic in question, but perhaps American memory can still prevail

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"They stole our chip business"

Wrong.

They took what you didn't want to bother yourself with.

Don't blame low-income countries for taking the jobs you didn't want to pay for in order to maximize your margins.

Boffins carve up C so code can be converted to Rust

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FORTRAN.

Yeah. That language that was specifically created for printing accounting results.

I'm sure that would do wonders for enhancing Linux.

Call me when they've ported Doom to FORTRAN.

How a good business deal made us underestimate BASIC

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GOTO

Yeah, dump on GOTO.

Let's completely ignore that Assembly language doesn't have any other means of pointing a program to another part of code . . .

Assembly.It's the language the computer understands.

Everything else is made for your convenience.

Accenture wins £35M more UK tax work without competition despite promise to 'disaggregate'

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FAIL

"which was not envisaged and catered for"

So, basically you admit that you don't have a fucking clue what you're doing.

One would think that the past five decades of administration would enlighten you to your own requirements, but apparently that is a bit too much to expect.