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Bumblebee malware wakes from hibernation, forgets what year it is, attacks with macros

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"Organizations should train users"

Yeah, they should.

But that costs money and spending money on a problem that hasn't yet happened isn't in their DNA.

They'll run around like headless chickens when they've been pwned. Then spending money will be justified.

Damn Small Linux returns after a 12-year gap

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Unhappy

A "disagreement"

Sounds kind of sad to split a team over a disagreement. Now we have Damn Small 12 Years After, and Tiny Core.

Well, they were both competent, but they seem to both be flailing alone in the same general direction.

I'm not sure this is a benefit for everyone.

Europe loosens the straps tying Apple and Microsoft to tough antitrust rules

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Developers

It would seem contrary to the interests of a company to treat the very people who make its platform interesting in such a money-grubbing, condescending way.

Thankfully, this decision does nothing to change how the EU considers Apple's Play Store.

US patents boss cannot stress enough that inventors must be human, not AI

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the USPTO

It can talk about upholding whatever it wants, it has done nothing but undermine the very idea of patents since the beginning of the 20th century.

By never verifying prior art and letting the judicial system take care of issues, the USPTO is just a rubber stamp for multi-billion-dollar behemoths and serves no longer the ideal of the individual inventor getting recognized for an idea.

On top of that, the USPTo has long forgotten the idea that a patent could only be granted to an idea that was functionally described in full, thus, when the patent expired, others coulld pick up the idea and make use of it. Today, patents are granted on simple ideas (round corners, anyone?), and their functionality is no longer a subject of examination.

Meta says risk of account theft after phone number recycling isn't its problem to solve

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So what you're saying basically is that this "security" basically guarantees that the hacker wins ?

How nice.

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In any case, thank you for contributing and trying to make the world a safer place.

Unit4 software's budget bungle leaves schools counting the cost

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"the new ERP software – which replaced an SAP system"

Far from me to say that SAP is the best, but if you've got something that works, why do you replace it with something else before TESTING the something else to make sure it works ?

NHS in Wales bets big on Microsoft with deal worth nearly half a billion

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The countdown has started

I fully expect to read in the coming months about how yet another disastrous IT failure has happened, and that Borkzilla has now joined the ranks of Crapita and Fujitsu in never-ending contract awards that bring nothing but failure.

And, if that is indeed the case, it might be time to ask a question : if it doesn't matter who the provider is to obtain an IT project disaster, maybe the problem is not the provider ?

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Re: Savings

Because they don't have developers ?

Venus has a quasi-moon and it's just been named 'Zoozve' for a sweet reason

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"poses no danger to Earth"

For the moment.

Elon Musk can't wriggle out of SEC Twitter fraud inquiry

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Re: An investigation isn't a sanction

Agreed.

But being an asshole publicly should definitely be sanctioned.

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If only !

Angry mob trashes and sets fire to Waymo self-driving car

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Okay, I'm fine with everything you say.

But psychohistory was an astounding idea, and nobody will make me think otherwise.

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I wonder what Psychohystory would have to say about that event

Harry Seldon would no doubt be able to explain that the social tendency of refusing the machine had reached a plateau and humans are now starting to rebel against this endless tethering of the human mind to a machine.

I'm sure Asimov would have said it better, though.

Ukraine claims Russian military is using Starlink

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Re: "To the best of our knowledge..."

Musk, the best of your knowledge is not anything I would trust a fig leaf to.

Forcing AI on developers is a bad idea that is going to happen

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"JetBrains' own developers are, well, developers"

They are indeed, meaning they are not management.

They take their marching orders and they march, and if management says AI, then they do AI. If they don't like it, the door is thatta way.

Don't blame developers for this. This falls squarely on the shoulders of whatever CxO listened to some guy in marketing and decided that they had to have "AI" to be on top of things.

You can be sure that said CxO is not a developer, or hasn't been one for a loong time.

Mon Dieu! Nearly half the French population have data nabbed in massive breach

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"it'll likely take some time to get the word out to nearly half the country"

Don't worry. I'm sure that spammers will be overjoyed to lend a helping hand, along with compromised emails, fake health portals and malware galore. They must be having a DefCon 1 moment right now.

Some people are going to have loads of fun this year, apparently . . .

'Crash test dummy' smashed VIP demo by offering a helping hand

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Ouch

That is the kind of thing that guarantees a management meeting, a revue of procedures and some serious changes to who can do what and how to communicate the change.

Not that it would be very useful, all in all. I mean, one guy did something while the other wasn't paying attention to that. There is no procedure that can cover that and just saying that you should talk about what you did to your colleague at the end of the shift won't be enough. You would have to go through a checklist and validate each item, but the tethering of the helmet might not be on the checklist, so . . .

In any case, I'm sure people were a lot more careful with the next helmet model.

By the way, would that helmet have been for the F35 ?

Just wondering.

Europe's deepest mine to become Europe's deepest battery

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"unused since 2022"

So, they stopped it yesterday, basically, and they'r already repurposing it ?

Now THAT's efficiency.

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The most polluting as well.

5G network slicing finally shown to be more than pipe dream

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"I have yet to speak to an enterprise which is planning to buy one"

Heh. The usual story with the mobile industry. They keep changing the standards, force us to buy new phones, get the actual standard working late and nobody is interested anyway.

When red flags are just office decoration: Edinburgh Uni's Oracle IT disaster

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"given the hard implementation dates"

The best way to fail a project is decide when it needs to be delivered before finding out how long it will take to do it.

Saturnian moon Mimas: Crunchy on the outside, sub-surface ocean on the inside

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Water seems to be everywhere

So the myth that aliens would come to Earth to take its oceans is well and truly dead, I guess.

And they found that in data we have since 2017. It took them seven years to publish this paper. I wonder how they made the discovery in the first place.

Ford pulls the plug on EV strategy as losses pile up

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Purchase cost is one thing

I think EV owners are going to come to an unpleasant reality : nobody is going to buy an 8-year-old EV.

It's batteries will need replacing, and that cost will likely exceed the value of the car.

So, you buy an EV ? You're keeping it.

Bank boss has pay slashed after presiding over tech outages in 2023

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"Gupta is still entitled to $4.14 million (USD) in 2023 variable pay alone"

So he could have taken an 80% cut.

The Buck Stops where exactly ? Oh right, at YOU.

And what exactly is variable in your pay ? How much it goes up ?

30%. Oh well, a token slap on the wrist is better than nothing, I guess. And it's a damn sight better than we can manage.

Hundreds of workers to space out from NASA's JPL amid budget black hole

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Ah, Congress

The economy is booming, but Science is boring, so budget cuts !

(actually, there probably is no Science lobbying, so NASA gets hit first)

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Re: Adapt or die

NASA does not strike me as a place where lazy, incompetent people work.

Raspberry Pi Pico cracks BitLocker in under a minute

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A brilliant testament to analysis

Maybe a Bitlocked drive could resist anything up to brute force, but knowing the mechanism, finding out that the key was transmitted in the clear between CPU and TPM, that was the straw that broke the camel's back.

And it just goes to show : if you want something encrypted securely, it has to be 100% from start to finish. No gaps allowed.

And gaps are Borkzilla's specialty. Somebody devised the whole Bitlocker scheme, failed to encrypt comms between CPU and TPM and thought "this is Good EnoughTM".

Unfortunately, intelligent people are everywhere, and processing power is cheap nowadays. You've been found out.

Time to tighten your security, with all the inconveniences that entails.

The spyware business is booming despite government crackdowns

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"can only be sold to governments and used to fight terrorism"

Sure, I'll believe that.

Now tell me, who defines what terrorism is, hmm ? The government you sold your stuff to.

Alaska Airlines' door-dropping flight was missing bolts

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"poorly drilled rivet holes"

Okay, I have one question now : Boeing, do you still know how to make planes ?

Because it sure seems not.

SAP hits brakes on Tesla company car deal

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"well under the annual target of 50 percent Musk set three years ago"

Well what do you expect from an insanely rich guy who can't manage anything properly ?

He spouts some nonsense and you trust him.

Your fault.

But now he can wail that he is, once again, being unjunstly punished. Boo hoo.

You could have heard a pin drop: Virgin Galactic reports itself to the FAA

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Re: Well of course

And yet there are still people who believe conspiracy theories . . .

CERN seeks €20B to build a bigger, faster, particle accelerator

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Re: surely it would make more sense

This is Science. It makes sense to discover everything we can, and who knows what we'll discover if we crank it up to 11 ?

Until hypermatter reactors are a common thing, I say we need to up the ante. Go for it. Collide at insane speeds and see what comes of it.

If we don't try, we'll never know what we missed.

EU repair rights bill tells manufacturers to fix up or ship out

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This is what the EU is for

I totally support this bill, and I fervently hope that it will be put into application ASAP.

Enough with the glue and the locking down. Yes, I know that if I buy an unreliable 3rd-party bit of kit and put it in your shiny shiny altar of purity I might be disappointed by the experience.

That's on me.

You just need to train your support drones to find that out and say "well, we can't do anything if you buy inferior parts".

Job done.

And it's not like it'll cost you much.

Affordable, self-healing power grids are closer than you think

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Re: One response was building more steam plants

All of our power plants are steam plants. Well, those that don't rely on wind, tides or solar, that is.

It doesn't matter whether the power source is coal, nuclear, wood or whatever else, they all make steam to turn the turbines that generate the electricity.

The day we find a way to make electricity without steam is the day our civilization will have progressed yet another step, but for the moment, we're a steam civilization.

Bring on the hyperreactors, I say !

Atos talks to banks over refinancing after rights issue falls through

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Re: Probably a stupid question, but...

It's a copy of Crapita, but apparently, less successful.

Whether to move off Oracle is the $100M+ question for Europe's largest public body

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Maybe so, but the people who kept on doing it are still there.

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Please don't encourage the idiots to think they're right.

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Oh, I see. Birmingham is incapable of delegating, so it's the largest administrative nightmare.

Funny how, even after Brexit, things in the UK have to be compared to Europe. It's the old "Fog over the Channel, the continent is isolated".

As for biting the bullet, guys, you were incapable of managing an upgrade, what makes you think you'll be able to handle a completely new system ?

There's something seriously wrong in UK Government circles. I'm starting to wonder if there is a single project that has ever gone live without catastrophic issues. It's like they couldn't plan their way out of a paper bag.

Test, people. Test. And get your bloody specifications right. If you don't know how to do that, hire an expensive consultant to tell you that you're idiots and listen to him.

It'll cost you less in the long run.

Unless the consultant is the Mayor's nephew . . .

Two of India's most prominent startup tech giants are in deep trouble

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"pointing to past efforts to curtail money laundering"

Well it would seem that those past efforts were insufficient. Money laundering is a well-known phenomenon, it's not rocket science.

Either you stop it, or you don't. There's no "we tried but it didn't work".

Dell said to be preparing broad Return To Office order this Monday

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"if they want to keep their tax breaks"

Ah HAA ! A sliver of understanding makes its way into the mind.

Nobody cares whether the drones WFO or not, but the beancounters definitely care to keep the tax breaks (and ya canna blame 'em there).

Tesla power steering probe upgraded after thousands more incidents reported

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So, can't even get power steering right

I'm sure Musk is going to claim that the technology is brand new and has teething problems.

Sheesh. Tesla is going ever further down on the list of cars I might wish to purchase.

Building a 16-bit CPU in a spreadsheet is Excel-lent engineering

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Always impressive

The amount of work some people will go through to make stuff that works where you'd never think of doing that is impressive.

A CPU in Minecraft. DOOM on bacteria (okay, it's the bacteria that are working, but still). The list goes on (and on).

It seems that there is always someone who looks at a thing and thinks "hey, can I make it do <some entirely insane idea> ?".

I think that is the definition of art. It's useless, but it can be beautiful.

Windows 10 users report app gremlins after Microsoft update

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Deep Freeze

Interesting tip, thanks for that. I'll be looking into it.

Wikileaks source and former CIA worker Joshua Schulte sentenced to 40 years jail

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"one of the largest unauthorized disclosures"

One of ? You mean there were others ?

How many, and how large ?

I did a quick search and I only found two : the Sterling case, and the Kiriakou case.

Both of these cases seem minor to me as far as volume is concerned. A catastrophe for the people whose identities were revealed, to be sure, but we're not talking about thousands of documents.

I can't seem to find any other case that even begins to approach the damage Schulte did. That he's an asshole just makes it all the better that he's going away for a long time.

And I don't think there'll be much "good behavior" to get him out sooner.

Mozilla slams Microsoft for using dark patterns to drive Windows users toward Edge

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"with the added trust of Microsoft"

Sorry buddy, but that is not an argument that will sway me.

I don't trust you, I just have to use you.

8 more years . . .

Techie climbed a mountain only be told not to touch the kit on top

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A wasted trip

Yeah, but 12 hours of overtime.

This is what would happen in the days before smartphones. Then again, in this case it wouldn't have helped since the numpties mangling this job were idiots.

I suspect that the one competent guy was the one who sent him out to power cycle the router. Then he went home and the night shift came in without instructions, so they bungled the rest.

I call that a lack of internal communication.

Congress told how Chinese goons plan to incite 'societal chaos' in the US

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"50 to one"

Really ?

Because we know how many hackers China is using at this point in time ?

No, we don't. That is just a throwaway phrase destined to further the message of fear. It is a gratuitious attempt to bolster an argument that does not need such shenanigans.

Stop fearmongering and start pushing the solution : don't have your critical infrastructure accessible from the Internet.

Yes, it'll cost money, but it will make your country secure.

So, what'll it be ? Security, or keeping the masses in a constant state of fear ?

I think I know the answer to that . . .

Scientists don thinking caps in wearable tech breakthrough

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A beanie and a sweater with batteries

For the beanie, the article states that it had a mainboard in the tip. I'm guessing that's where they put the battery, because I did not read that the beanie generated its own electricity.

I'm also guessing that the sweater had a (probably larger) board, also with a battery. From the image, it seems to me that the board could be on the shoulder.

The watch is obvious, the battery and control circuit are inside.

So we're going to be getting clothing with mainboards ? Is the fashion industry aware of this ?

I think this is going to be a nightmare as far as every day wear and tear are concerned. Maybe not for the beanie - after all, you don't bang your noggin all that much - but for the sweater ? In the Metro ?

Sounds like it's control board is going to be running the gauntlet every time it goes outside.

How not to write about network security – and I'm speaking from experience

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I would really like a good book on network security

I would like to have a compendium that I could consult easily and that would answer some specific questions like :

- what do I need to check to ensure that my computer is not an open book for the Internet ?

- what do I need to check to make sure that my firewall doesn't have a sneaky port assignment in it ?

- where do I need to look to ensure that Windows is only starting up the stuff I want it to ?

and so on.

I know some of these things, but having an authoritative reference would allow me to be sure that I've done all I can.