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IT manager approved downtime over lunch, but made a meal of it

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Re: Murphy's Laws in action

Not sure I agree.

In the end, the drive had already failed, but that would only have been discovered a long time down the line - which means the customer would have ate the cost and thought nothing of it.

Here, the laudable actions of the IT jockey brought to light an existing failure condition and the supplier bore the cost of a new disk.

Not all bad in my view.

I vibe coded a feed reading web app. It was enlightening and uncomfortable

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Stop

This article has contradictions and false truths that are painful

"Stopping AI in its present form begins at the ballot box"

No. Even in the USA, it begins with Congress doing its fucking job. Good luck on that happening in the US or elsewhere, given the real fuckers that so-called lawmakers have become these days in most "democratic" countries.

"people who are not professional writers may be thrilled to have a tool that does something they don't enjoy"

If they don't enjoy writing, they have nothing to do with writing with AI and should go fishing (or do anything else). Do what the politicians do and hire a ghostwriter to do the job, or become an "influencer" on some social media and slack your thirst for fame there.

"Vibe coding hasn't worked out for everyone"

Yeah, especially not for actual, professional programmers. That should be a clue for you.

"The commodification of basic app creation has been underway for years"

Yes. It's called GitHub. You still have to have a clue about what you're doing.

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Programming is not producing a video. Just ten minutes ago a friend of mine passed by my office and showed me his new website he made for promoting his songs. He did not Vibe-code it, but he did use AI to make the videos. He composes the songs and performs them in what seems to me a be real music studio - insofar as I've never been in a "real" music studio. His videos are fun to watch, and AI is making great strides in producing that kind of stuff.

If this Vibe-coding fad endures, I'm sure some non-proficient people might be able to learn from it. But, to analyze code and even more, to be able to debug, requires intelligence, not statistical analysis, and that is something that no AI will ever possess for the foreseeable future.

Chatbots are great at manipulating people to buy stuff, Princeton boffins find

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Sponsored Items

I automatically treat them as "Thief-in-Chief".

If you have to sponsor your shit it's because it's not good enough to be sold on its own merit.

Crypto? Huh. Good gawd y'all, what is it good for? $45M in this case

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Re: "need for international collaboration to stop cryptocurrency fraud"

Yeah. When is that scam going to be shut down ?

Microsoft locks out VeraCrypt and WireGuard devs, blames verification process

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Why do people keep working with Microsoft ?

Redmond is not a reliable business partner. It creates a new tool, gets everyone all worked up about it, and terminates it within ten years.

Business processes don't like being forced to change because some besuited idiot with an MBA at Redmond thinks he's got a better idea.

If Redmond was forced to pay for the cost of upheaval, it would be much more careful in what it suggests should be done.

Peace President's Iran war piles more pain on already battered PC market

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Those who are paying attention are desperately trying to drown their dispair in barrels of whisky.

This situation demonstrates the limits of democracy. What recourse do you have when a demented bonespur wreaks havoc while Congress just sits by and does nothing ?

Checks and balances ? They're not working right now. Who is the responsible for that ?

Every single elected official in Congress.

Cryptographers place $5,000 bet whether quantum will matter

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Quantum computers are like fusion energy

They're just 2000 qbits away.

Microsoft hints at bit bunkers for war zones

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"El Reg reached out"

No.

This is El Reg. You do not use bullshit bingo terms.

I know that El Reg is now owned by US fucking A, but we have standards here. You owe your readership to respect those standards.

Yahoo! Japan’s owner consolidating 164 OpenStack clusters into one

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"164 OpenStack clusters"

You've already lost the war.

Submit and drink the kool-aid.

AMD's AI director slams Claude Code for becoming dumber and lazier since last update

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Shhh.

Don't blow investor's illusions. There's still money to made until the bubble blows.

AI slop got better, so now maintainers have more work

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"someone still has to verify them"

Sorry ? Isn't AI the sum of human achievement ? An actual bloodbag has to verify the results ?

What's the point ?

Are we actually saying that <gasp> AI can't be trusted ?!?

The developer who came in from the cold and melted a mainframe

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Re: Always rather it too cold than too hot

I agree totally.

You can always add more clothes if required.

The other way around, there comes a point where, even if you ignore basic social etiquette, there comes a point where you can't take any more off.

The only solution at that point is the wet T-shirt - again, not something that most workplaces will be tolerating.

Those who are lucky enough to be able to work remotely will enjoy.

If an AI agent screws up while running your business, there's nobody to sue

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"actively run the business"

How's the dogfooding going ?

What, your're not using your own super-pseudo-AI thingy to run your business ?

Then why should I ?

Even Microsoft knows Copilot shouldn't be trusted with anything important

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FAIL

"for entertainment only"

And yet you are forcing that shit down enterprise throats as fast as you can.

It's for entertainment ? Then keep it on non-professional PCs.

Workers are there to work, not waste time with your bullshit.

Microsoft veteran says some 'broken by update' PCs were already doomed

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Windows

Blame the customer

Always a good idea.

Live and Let AI: Former CIA officer says human spies matter more in the LLM age

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"fresh relevance" ?

HUMINT has always been essential.

It has only been eclipsed by SIGINT because politicians like the idea of having a picture taken from space in their hands. It must seem more real than a boring verbal or text report about how agent XYZ overheard a conversation in a bar that indicated that country so-and-so was progressing in its uranium refining.

'Uncle Larry’s biggest fan' cut by email in early morning Oracle layoff spree

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Re: The US employment hellscape

Whisky ?

Don't open that WhatsApp message, Microsoft warns

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Especially when you're paid by the word.

And "reached out" ? Really ? On El Reg ?

Microsoft reaches for yet another out-of-band patch to deal with latest update issue

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uality control ? That costs money.

Much better to cobble some slop together and have the users debug it.

Contracts are in C++26 despite disagreement over their value

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"help make C++ code safer and more reliable"

I thought Rust was supposed to be the solution for that.

Caveat : as far as I know, the only thing more powerful and compact than C++ is Assembly language - in both cases, you want someone who knows what the fuck he's doing.

Surprise! Big Tech has been a bit rubbish at enforcing Australia’s kids social media ban

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Unhappy

Because you trust El Zuck to actually do anything ?

Zuckerberg is the poster child for corporate don't-give-a-fuck. This alien construct doesn't have children and will never know what it is to care for anyone except itself.

The only thing El Zuck is interested in is increasing its stock value, because numbers are all it understands.

Human emotions ? That's still in alpha stage for El Zuck.

Microsoft yanks Windows 11 preview update after install failures

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Re: High standard in comparison to what?

I note that you did not mention Vista . . .

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Re: Football played by hummingbirds?

I'd watch that.

US foreign router ban criticized for being ‘industrial policy disguised as cybersecurity’

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"hiding behind the religious banner of national security"

Well said.

That being said, the FCC, and politicians in general, are not there for the benefit of The PeopleTM any more.

They are there to convince you, with utmost earnestness and conviction, that they are indeed working for your benefit and selflessly tiring away to secure more funding for their next election campaign your security.

And if, in the past, they had to travel to Epstein's island, it was purely for business purposes, Scout's honor.

Microsoft takes up residence next to OpenAI, Oracle at Crusoe's 900 MW Texas datacenter expansion

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That's not really the issue. Money is plentiful - for the 1%.

The real issue is water to cool the thing.

You can't create water, as these idiots are going to find out some day soon.

Folk are getting dangerously attached to AI that always tells them they're right

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Ah but the mainstream media is no longer there to report The TruthTM, my friend.

It is there to spread the ideology of the multi-billionnaire mogul who bought the station (through a dozen untraceable holdings and front companies because, somehow, they don't want their name associated with it - how curious).

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Re: Sad part: He was normal.

Well, that is, for a given definition of "normal".

I'm 60 this year. I say that to establish that I have had the time to make friends and watch them evolve (no, I am not wearing a lab coat right now ;).

It is actually frightening me when I realize that, of the four score people that I have shared friendly dinners with over my years, there are no less than four that, since retiring, have gone off the deep end.

I'm not saying they're in a psychiatric hotel, I'm saying that there is no more meaningful conversation to be had with them. It's all about them. Their little lives (or what's left of them), posting their meals on Instagram (spoiler alert : nobody gives a flying one), and complaining about how they hurt here or there. Oh, nothing serious. No cancer, but something that gives them an excuse to talk about themselves and get attention.

Because somehow that's all they've got left in their own mind. Themselves.

Oh they'll ask how're you doing, sure, but right after they'll speed on to tell about their latest ache.

This AI attachment thing ? No surprise here. If they were proficient enough with computers, they'd already be mind-jacked into the system, lying on a bed with the implant, drooling from one side of the mouth.

The real issue is that this is not impacting retirees, but young people.

On the other hand, if The GovernmentTM is reading this article, they must be creaming their underwear . . .

Security boffins scoured the web and found hundreds of valid API keys

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FAIL

"one of the affected organizations was a global bank"

I would like the name of that bank to ensure that I never have anything to do with it in the future.

Putting an API on a webpage is not done by mistake and I'm willing to bet that there were no "rogue engineers" involved.

This bank needs to be named and shamed.

Engineer sabotaged hardware then complained when it didn't work

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Mushroom

A testing engineer. An engineer.

This is not supposed to be your secretary making a photocopy of a floppy.

I hope the repairs were taken out of his salary (I know, wishful thinking).

China's not thrilled its AI experts want to leave the country

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Hey Xi-Ping, got a problem ?

Just declare your AI scientists as a National Security asset, forbidden to leave the country.

Problem solved, right ?

Or are you, all of a sudden, a bit respectful of human rights ? Nah, that can't be true.

AWS would prefer to forget March ever happened in its UAE region

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Re: given that there is not yet an Amazon standing military force.

I was going to post : Don't go giving Bezos any bright ideas.

Honestly, with his money (and that goes for El Zuck and Ellison as well), financing a personal army would be a question of finding the right general (depending on what you want, you could employ an ex-Marine, an ex-blackhawk or an ex-wagner - there's no lack of candidates) and then signing the check. Problem done.

So no, let's not go tell mega-billionnaires that they can think of building their own personal armies in addition to building their own personal money-printing presses.

Billionnaires have a moral duty to make the world better, they just need to be told.

Politicians are there to make it shittier and they're doing a bang-up job of that these days.

Linear moves sideways to agentic AI as CEO declares issue tracking dead

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"eventually debug code"

HA ! HA ! HA ! HA ! HA ! HA ! HA ! HA ! HAAAAAAA ! <gasp>

Thanks for the laugh, I needed one.

Brit lawmaker targeted by AI deepfake fails to get answers from US Big Tech

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"struggle to explain"

Not at all.

They very successfully pretended to have trouble explaining, which means that, when they left the hearing, they were mentally high-fiving each other on another sand bank skirted without issue.

After all, if the UK starts getting uppity, they can very well simply declare that they can no longer offer their services in the UK.

It's not like they'll miss a few thousand users per hour.

Datacenter batteries are selling years in advance, because AI, says Panasonic

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"The reason for this push is AI"

It's going to be interesting to see what happens to all these beautiful contracts when the AI bubble bursts.

But until then, go datacenters ! Keep on gobbling up our water and electricity for no_discernable_benefit.

There are a number of other things to take into account.

Oracle: AI agents can reason, decide and act - liability question remains

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FAIL

"AI agents can reason, decide and act"

Bullshit.

If that is actually the case, Larry, wh don't you fire all your managers and use AI instead ?

I dare you to.

Windows boss promises to heal the operating system's self-inflicted wounds

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"has [..] Davuluri, simply offered more soothing platitudes" ?

I'll go out on a limb here and say YES.

Thank goodness my PC is not Win11-compatible, eh Redmond ?

Head-mounted VR hardware will never happen, says Neal Stephenson - who coined the term ‘metaverse’

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"staring at little rectangles in their hands"

Not only are they staring at them, they're also loudly talking to them.

I am absolutely flabbergasted at the number of people I see daily in the streets conducting their private phone calls on speakerphone. Privacy ? Yeah, they may have heard of it.

Also, visiophones are now a thing. Every smartphone has the ability of taking a selfie and, if you're on the right application (ex. WhatsApp), you can very well have a "phone" conversation in video, looking at your correspondent and being seen by them.

I remember more than two decades ago reading about how some companies were desperately trying to make the visiophone a thing with pricey, cumbersome phone sets that had a screen. The price, unwieldiness and sheer size of the things put paid to that notion - and that was a good thing.

Now, however, we have 5G, and handheld slabs that have enough power to manage a nuclear power station (forget Apollo 13, this is the 21st century). When I look around me in the street, I see almost everyone making their calls by holding their phone flat in front of their mouth, speaker on full.

Decency ? You can find that in the dictionary.

Now get off my lawn.

Elon Musk wants to build 50 times more chips than the world currently produces, using 'new physics'

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Re: RE: "I want to live long enough to see the mass driver on the Moon," the 54-year-old said.

We amm agree that he should definitely die on Mars.

As far I'm concerned, the sooner the better.

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Re: "Built a Fab"?

Do you really have to ask the question ?

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There's no coming back from that.

You don't want to ruin your brain like he did.

Calling out corporate BS? There's a steaming pile to aim for

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A. Men.

That will be all.

Junior disobeyed orders and tried untested feature during a live robot demo

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Re: Short cuts make long delays, but at least nothing shorted out

He was even luckier that, after blatantly ignoring a direct order, he was allowed to keep his job.

I'm sorry, I'm all for giving a second chance if you have an idea and foul up on your own, but if I tell you NOT to do something and you go ahead and do it and foul things up just like I feared, you are off the team at the very least. With luck, you'll be holding the broom for the janitor. Failing that, you'll be looking for another job.

Might I add that it is a disservice to let the kid keep his job after such behavior. The lessons you don't forget are the ones that cost you the most, and this, apparently, didn't cost him much.

Ergo, there's a risk that he does it again.

I would not be willing to risk that.

SAP's grand cloud escape plan €2B short of the runway

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FAIL

"SAP expects users to rid their ERP software of any customization"

Oh sure. Forget the millions and months (years ?) you put into your current three-legged horse and move to virgin land where you can start all over again (and pay all over again).

I understand that this is a brilliant plan for SAP. It's a shitty plan for its customers and they're not buying it.

That's because SAP has mistaken itself for something that holds its customers by the balls, and makes no bones about squeezing. Well, SAP's customers have other things to do then give their revenue to SAP.

Funny that, ain't it ? Would seem to me that you didn't need an MBA to understand.

You do need a shred of decency, though.

Struggling to put your AI aversion into words? Here's a handy glossary

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Kudos to Mrs Sawers !

I am going to copy that text, print it and have it embossed, then put it on my desk at the office.

As for "from your phone to your browser", I have only one thing to say : not if I can help (meaning stop) it.

Meatbags vs machines: DeepMind plans hackathon to draw line between human and AI brains

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"how would we even know?"

I have the answer to that :

The day we have finally birthed a true AI, we'll know it works because when asked a question it will answer :

Come back later, I'm busy watching videos on YouTube and posting stuff on TikTok.

On the main point of the article, I look forward to seeing Google's AI get thoroughly trashed by actual hackers. Has Google not read about Rozum ?

Chatbot Romeos keep users talking longer, but harm their mental health

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So, being flattered can be dangerous

It can, even if you don't have mental health issues.

It works especially well if you're a rather older man being chatted up by a gorgeous-looking twenty-something (allegedly, or so I've heard).

Your next car might need 300 GB of RAM, and so will autonomous robots

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300GB of RAM

When that car comes out, Taiwan will belong to Beijing and all the RAM made over there will be gobbled up by China.

With the paltry production of RAM elsewhere in the world, 300GB of RAM is going to cost almost as much as the car itself.

Water company wasted $200k on bad answers from an AI model – so built its own slop filtering system

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"at worst, it poisons critical decision making"

Could someone please print that in extra large letters on the front page of a newspaper ?

It is high time that this pseudo-AI bullshit gets its reckoning.

BBC World Service digital switch backfires as online audience drops

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"the BBC faces continued financial pressure"

Well, maybe the British Parliament should augment the funding. On the BBC funding page, it states that the BBC is primarily funded by license fees. That's UK Gov who makes the decision.

It's all well and good for MPs to lament that their World Service is losing viewers, but if they are the ones who decided not to fund it properly, then why are they complaining ?

If the licensing fee gets too high for the consumer, then maybe it is time to think of subsidies if they want the BBC to be jewel in the British Broadcasting crown.

BOFH: What physics defines as impossible, sales calls a challenge

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Oh. My. God.

That was awesome.

Thank you for the link.