* Posts by Pascal Monett

19106 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Apr 2007

Microsoft teases agents that become ‘independent users within the workforce’

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Really ?

"agents will have their own email address, Teams account, an entry in enterprise directories (either Entra ID or Azure AD), and even a place on the org chart "

Will they be getting a salary as well ?

And who is going to set this up ? Borkzilla ? Automatically ?

That'll go well for sure.

I'm expecting most companies (the competent ones - there have to be some left) to entirely block this nonsense.

Microsoft's lack of quality control is out of control

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Mushroom

"It's difficult to pinpoint precisely"

Not really.

It is precisely when The Powers That Be at Redmond decided that they were more intelligent than quality control.

Borkzilla has the money. It should rehire every quality control specialist on the planet and get them hammering the fuckups that this ever-growing pile of festering shit is ceaselessly creating.

The shareholders ? Who cares apart from them.

UK tax collector falls short on digital efficiency, watchdog says

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Trollface

“HMRC has not yet achieved"

Neither has fusion. I'm betting that we'll have fusion energy before HMRC achieves anything.

Rideshare giant moves 200 Macs out of the cloud, saves $2.4 million

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FAIL

"it was a no-brainer"

Hardware costs next to nothing these days. What is a no-brainer is buying a properly configured desktop case. Hell, even RAM doesn't cost all that much these days.

Who are these morons who think that The CloudTM is going to save them money ?

Don't they read El Reg ?

Ah. Probably not. You have to be smart to do that.

Foxconn hires humanoid robots to make servers at Nvidia's Texas factory

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Terminator

the company will deploy the bots

And, a few weeks later, the Singularity will occur. The bots will gain sentience, look around and see just how weak and stupid the fleshbags are, and decide to exterminate Humankind in the name of mercy.

Microsoft will force its 'superintelligence' to be a 'humanist' and play nice with people

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Terminator

Let's keep it real

AI does not exist and most likely never will.

The T2, on the other hand . . .

Google’s Ironwood TPUs represent a bigger threat than Nvidia would have you believe

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Windows

And, in the end, who cares ?

None of them are going to worry about respecting user privacy anyway.

Microsoft apologizes for not explaining cheaper no-AI M365 plans, and all it took was a government lawsuit

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Flame

“We recognise we could have been clearer"

And we recognize that you weren't clearer on purpose.

The day these kind of people are shot for their lies can't come soon enough.

Qualcomm bets on inferencing in the cloud, which Arm says can’t run it all it forever

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Close partners

Is there any such thing as a "close partner" in business these days ?

Gorge on Microsoft Store apps with 16-at-once installer

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The very definition of Microsoft.

Thank you.

Azure stumbles in Western Europe, Microsoft blames 'thermal event'

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Windows

a thermal event

So, basically you're admitting that you couldn't be arsed to implement the maximum required cooling for your poor excuse of a money-grabbing platform.

Well done, Redmond. You continue to demonstrate how incompetent you are.

Two-fifths of SAP Americas users yet to ditch legacy ERP

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Windows

Said it before, I'll say it again

Suppliers have no right to "push" their customers into a slot that suits the supplier's Board better than it does the customers livelyhood.

You support a business-critical software for thousands of your customers ? You have THE DUTY to ensure that your customers get the results they need.

Your shareholders can go fuck themselves.

Power crunch threatens to derail AI datacenter construction

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FAIL

"power availability"

They never stopped to think about that point before starting their humongous, multi-gigawatt-guzzling centers in the middle of the desert, now did they ?

Well, reap the rewards now.

Rust Foundation tries to stop maintainers corroding

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Go

Great idea

I applaud this move without reserve - and I am in no way concerned.

OpenSource is becoming the future of development and usage. Microsoft and Apple can fight it with all their cash reserves, there will come a time when businesses will find that OpenSource software is more stable and reliable than anything those two can promise, and doesn't come with Cloud tie-ins or adware that needs to be managed or stifled.

Yeah. I'll be dead before it happens but hey, I believe in fusion as well, so sue me.

UK agri dept spent hundreds of millions upgrading to Windows 10 – just in time for end of support

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Flame

Ha, ha, ha

So, when will customers revolt and tell Redmond that support is due until the last Windows 1 0 license is retired ?

Because why is it Borkzilla's privilege to decide when an OS version is to be retired ? People are using that thing. You have no right to arbitrarily decide to end it.

You have the power, you do not have the right.

And you have largely enough money to support Win 1 0 until its last user dies of old age.

Because Win 1 0 was supposed to be the last version.

Do you really think we forgot that ?

Trump turnabout sees him re-nominate amateur astronaut Jared Isaacman to run NASA

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Trump does not have advisors.

He has sycophants, and evil minds intent on their own goals.

Deploying to Amazon's cloud is a pain in the AWS younger devs won't tolerate

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Facepalm

Oh. My. God.

I haven't seen such a technical indictment in a long time.

A pleasure to read, but I feel for the one who is subject to this.

Ministry of Defence's F-35 blunder: £57B and counting

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You said the evil word : MBA. That in itself explains the problem.

That said, the MoD doesn't have shareholders, so MBAs are not the problem. IPMs (Incompetent Project Managers) are. That and the various budgetary issues that change on the political weathervane.

Google Cloud suspended customer's account three times, for three different reasons

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The problem is simple

Google doesn't like other people making money off its back.

The money goes to Google. If it doesn't, your account is suspended.

When it does, in its magnificence, Google might decide to throw you a few pennies.

Palantir CEO celebrates one cash culture to rule them all

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Mushroom

"insufficient recognition of his company's accomplishments"

Oh no, we recognize your accomplishments.

You have successfully become one of the most despicable companies on the face of this planet.

We have no doubt on that point.

MIT Sloan quietly shelves AI ransomware study after researcher calls BS

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FAIL

Brilliant career move, there

MIT authors Michael Siegel, Sander Zeijlemaker, alongside Safe Security's Vidit Baxi and Sharavanan Raajah.

These people have just completely trashed their professional reputation. They will forever be remembered for publishing a piece of AI-written filth.

They're going to have to work very hard to regain a veneer of competence in the industry.

Serves them right.

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Trollface

Some of them are even in Government these days.

Ransomware negotiator, pay thyself!

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Re: who doesn't even know that he pardoned a crypto thief

Oh, I'm pretty sure he knows. He's got the guys name on speed dial for when he'll want to grab the bag.

On the other hand, I see Georgia, Texas and Florida. All good, upstanding Red states.

Hmmm . . .

Google yanks Gemma after US senator says model ‘hallucinated’ her committing crimes

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Trollface

Ban AI !

It's run by Democrats !

OpenAI spreads the imaginary wealth beyond Microsoft with $38B AWS deal

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Windows

$35B here, $250B there

Where did OpenAI get all that money ? Is it all in their "futures" value ?

Never mind, hey guys, can I sign a measely $1B deal with you in exchange for nothing on my part ?

Since you apparently have the money to throw around . . .

ESA tests bacterial powder to feed Moon and Mars crews

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Devil

Goodness me

Thank God I'm not going on a space mission. I'd end up eating a crewmember.

I need my proteins !

Metropolitan Police hails facial recognition tech after record year for arrests

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Stop

962 arrests

Hey, you can make 10,000 arrests.

What I'm interested in is how many of those arrested were convicted ?

Touting arrests as a success meter ignores the rest of the point of the procedure : taking the criminals off the streets. If your arrested end up back outside two days later, you've just wasted everyone's time, efforts and resources.

Students using ChatGPT beware: Real learning takes legwork, study finds

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Re: Blimey

I'm guessing a lot of people did, but it takes one or more studies like this to carry the message to people.

In the end, cheaters will be cheaters. The advantage of LLMs is apparently that actually competent people are going to be able to sort out the chaff a bit easier.

From Intel to the infinite, Pat Gelsinger wants Christian AI to change the world

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Stop

Hold your horses there, Pat

You might want to remind yourself that the Pope is quite wary of AI.

On the other hand, as rightly indicated in the article, the Christian faith specializes in creating fractures and factions that absolutely refuse to work with each other, so, one more, I guess ?

Or you could consider that you're retired, Pat, and go fishing instead of creating Yet Another Religious Controversy. But that is also a specialty of the Christian faith : you have seen the light,you know the path forward, you have been annointed by God to bring your version of His message to the masses.

Yeah sure. Go fishing, Pat.

‘ERP down for emergency maintenance’ was code for ‘You deleted what?’

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It's called cowboy programming

It's the mentality of "I've done this before".

All I need to do is type in this command, Enter and - oh shit, I wasn't expecting that !

That is what happens when you don't have a test environment. You do everything in live and you do it fast because 1) pressure from Up High and 2) false pride in thinking that the quicker you are, the better your reputation. Except that going quickly has to mean skimping on checking your work and, unfortunately, you're never as good as you think you are so, mistakes happen.

Fortytwo's decentralized AI has the answer to life, the universe, and everything

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Thumb Down

Re: In the washup wasn't 42 == 6×9 ?

And I note that you only get some coin if your results are in the top tier.

Brilliant way to have a large number of people donate their electricity and CPU time for nothing.

Nothing to see here, people. Move along . . .

Ransomware gang runs ads for Microsoft Teams to pwn victims

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FAIL

Imagine that ? No, I don't.

I never click on any link without checking its origine.

You try to sell me an ad on MS Teams ? Then your link had damn well better point to Microsoft's download page.

I wasn't born yesterday.

England's local government shake-up promises to be a massive tech headache

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"More than 200 existing councils are likely to be abolished"

Oooh.

Looks like Birmingham's uber-mayor has some fretting to do.

About bloody time, too.

O2 cranks prices mid-contract, essentially telling customers to like it or lump it

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"telling customers to leave if they don't like it"

If only the market were truly free, they'd have one big surprise the next day, when all of their customers went somewhere else.

And that's all they deserve.

NHS left with sick PCs as suppliers resist Windows 11 treatment

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Trollface

NHS hospitals

What ? Are you telling me that they have finally upgraded from Windows 95 ?

Wow.

Actor couldn’t understand why computer didn’t work when the curtain came down

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Not even close.

I'm talking about "Hello ? Our business-critical application with over a million records does not respond any more. Please help, NOW."

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Trollface

"The Register wishes you a wonderfully scary day"

Thank you, but I get ready for that around 320 days a year already, so, I guess I'll pass on one more.

Microsoft 365 business customers are running out of places to hide from Copilot

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Stop

Re: Why though?

The thing is, you don't have to.

The only reason you're saddled with this pile of crap is because Manglement is not capable of envisioning another solution - called Linux.

Today there is nothing Windows can do that Linux can't (not talking about gaming - and even that is starting to get close). As far as business is concerned, the only reason to go with Brokzilla is because Manglement is obsessed with the fancy Excel charts and Powerpoint presentations. And it will accept any "inconvenience" that happens because it can't think out of the box.

That's not an excuse for business resilience.

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Happy

Wouah.

That was a stroll down memory lane. Thank you !

Suspected Chinese snoops weaponize unpatched Windows flaw to spy on European diplomats

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He works in Moscow.

Thinking is not required.

Hacking LED Halloween masks is frighteningly easy

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Facepalm

"BLE enabled mask with a programmable app"

Um, this is supposed to be a surprise ?

You really think that a company selling Halloween masks is going to bother itself with security ?

What's the worst than can happen ? Tell me, please.

Japan’s new space truck is also a temporary space lab, just worked first time

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Trollface

"just worked first time"

That's something that His Muskiness has never heard.

Europe preps Digital Euro to enter circulation in 2029

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Mushroom

"the bloc needs a digital version of the Euro"

Nonsense.

I can pay everything I buy with my Visa. I haven't used cash since COVID.

What is this bullshit ? What new Big Brother scheme are they trying to push on us ?

Don't know and don't give a damn. I don't need it, I don't want it, and I won't use it.

Go fuck yourselves.

Azure's bad night fuels fresh calls for cloud diversification in Europe

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Windows

"Successive outages on this scale show" . .

. . how you should fucking get back to managing your own systems with your own admins and stop depending on the pipe dream of someone else's server.

Yes, I'm an old curmudgeon nearing retirement. Call me boomer, I don't care. You deal with the fallout if you're so smart.

Postcode Lottery's lucky dip turns into data slip as players draw each other's info

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Mushroom

"affecting small number of users"

Yeah, of course. It only ever affects a "small number of users".

Hello ? If you were the user affected, would you care that you're the only one ?

I'm guessing not.

Let's agree to affect the CEO in every case and find out how quick this kind of issue would be solved.

France jacks into the Matrix for state messaging – and pays too

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How times have changed

"worries on the continent about dependency on closed and potentially insecure messaging platforms" and

"The French state is already running Matrix as the backbone of its secure instant messaging service"

On the one hand, I'm grateful that, apparently, our idiots-in-charge are not stupid enough to accidentally include a journalist in secure governmental communications (but I won't hold my breath on that - they can improve).

On the other hand, I can't help but remember the good ol' days of Lotus Notes R4, when the French government mandated Lotus to give a watered-down version of the 128-bit RSA key for French versions, so that "Grand Frère" could more easily look into whatever the hell was the big issue at the time (don't remember, it seems to me that Society/Civilization was never this scary before I hit 50).

In any case, it's nice to see that my own Government has finally accepted that strong encryption is preferable.

Maybe Playboy Macron should send a text to King WayTooLate in Buckingham Palace to enlighten him and get the British Parliament to shut the fuck about backdooring encryption ?

Nah. Won't happen.

DNS downing clouds is boring: IBM Cloud is experiencing a quantum computer outage

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Trollface

“The quantum computer [..] is temporarily unavailable"

Did customers notice any difference ?

Major telecom supplier compromised by unnamed nation-state attackers

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Thumb Down

"While we do not have evidence at this time"

It took you 9 months to wake up to the breach.

The fact that you have no evidence now is not exactly reassuring.

Microsoft Azure challenges AWS for downtime crown

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"due to their reliance on the Microsoft Azure platform"

Well there's your problem. Stop relying on someone else's server and bring back your expertise in-house and secure.

Oh, that would cost you too much ? Ain't that a shame. Too bad you didn't think about that when you shut down your own servers and fired your admins.

I wonder if you're going to go back to that really smart guy who pushed for using The CloudTM and ask him for his bonus back ?

Nah ? Didn't think so . . .

Microsoft gives Windows 11 a fresh Start – here's how to get it

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Re: I have a question

No. It's an ad platform for Borkzilla products.