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Bad vibrations left techie shaken up during overnight database rebuild

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Those dot-matrix printers really could shake up a storm

I remember the page-feed printers from way back when I was a wee operator. When someone launched a rather intensive print, they could end up visibly shaking from side to side as the print head moved along and swung violently back.

No wonder they were so heavy. If HP were making them today, they would literally shake themselves apart.

Japan's space agency enlists train operator's AI to foresee in-orbit failures

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Why not ?

If they have something that is actually working, then why not apply it to another domain where it could be useful ?

It's not because it's called AI that it is automatically useless, after all. I'm sure Nippon scientists are going to make it work and, when they do, it will certainly be beneficial for all satellites. Corporate secrets (or National Security) aside, I'm sure every satellite managing company would like to have advanced warning of when things might go wrong.

China reveals space weather radar it claims represents a breakthrough

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Re: Overenthusiastic PR?

Is it really impossible for Chinese scientists to have made a breakthrough ? No.

To be fair, given the number of high-profile scientific breakthroughs announced by China that have proven to be nothing but damp squib, there is a good chance that this be another one but still, they just might have made a genuine discovery.

Or this is just another round of playground "mine is bigger than yours" politics.

Time will tell.

VBScript nudged nearer to the grave with next big Windows 11 update

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Javascript instead of VBscript

Wow, that's going to make all those Excel sheets reeaally easy to change . . .

Brit council fumbles Oracle Fusion launch, leaving SAP to die another day

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"Oracle remains a suitable product for the Council"

Oh, but of course. Let us ignore the omnishambles that is happening now and maintain a stiff upper lip, shall we ?

There's no stronger determination than that of avoiding recognition of failure.

Utter. Abysmal. Failure.

UK data watchdog wants six figures from N Ireland cops after 2023 data leak

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The overall cost

As long as it's just in money, it's not too bad.

If we start counting bodies, it will have gotten infinitely worse.

I stumbled upon LLM Kryptonite – and no one wants to fix this model-breaking bug

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So,

What's the prompt ?

Would you buy Pegasus spyware from this scammer?

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"allegedly made four sales in two days"

He'd better make good on the code, because entities willing to shell out that kind of money are also likely willing to exact retribution if the product is not up to the promise.

And I'm not talking about a lawsuit . . .

Read AI about it... OpenAI does deal with News Corp

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Nice words

"Together, we are setting the foundation for a future where AI deeply respects, enhances, and upholds the standards of world-class journalism"

Love the idea. Now all we need is to find some world-class journalism.

News outlets today are owned by billionnaires who shape the news and the way it is broadcast. Gone are the days when the news was actual news, with facts and nothing but. Today it's all about shaping the message. Facts are carefully selected. Not everything is said, and some things are said without proper sourcing (which doesn't keep those things from being repeated).

John Deere now considers VMs to be legacy tech, Ethernet and Wi-Fi on the brink

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Re: Nothing pulls like a Deere...

Sometime in the far future, the human stellar empire will have entire specially-formatted agricultural planets run on JohnDeer automated machines, providing pesticide-free crops to all of Humanity.

But that ain't today. Today, we only have Earth, and it has not yet been terraformed for John Deer.

I'm not sure this is the future we're looking for.

Giving Windows total recall of everything a user does is a privacy minefield

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Re: How much data stored?

Just did a test on my laptop. Screen is 1920 x 1080. JPG compression is set to 75%. Resulting file size is 250KB (using Paint.net).

My home PC has two screens, both which are much larger in pixel weight. I'm guessing that that GB limit would be reached way before noon.

Don't want it. Period.

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Windows

"a snapshot of a user's active screen every few seconds"

I'm starting to regret the days where 640KB was enough for everyone.

Starlink offers 'unusually hostile environment' to TCP

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Re: WFH Work From Home

Nice to know that in one specific case it is working well. I'm happy for your father.

The engineer has to concern himself with global usefulness, not just specific cases, and I find his remarks insightful, although I am definitely not in any way associated with the industry.

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You might want to communicate that analysis to Broadcom.

They seem to be preferring the sexy kind of events . . .

Microsoft smartens up Edge for Business with screenshot blocking, logo branding, more

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Don't worry. Hospitals are way down near the end of the list of companies that Redmond wants to be useful to.

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Re: Safeguarding .?

How about everything ?

Two weeks ago, Alibaba Cloud bragged its AI was soaring. Now it's slashing prices

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"often after being named and shamed for needing to do so"

Ah, if only El Zuck had any shame . . .

Atos delays sign-off on 2023 finances as it weighs restructure offers

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"an anchor investor"

So, we have activist investors, and now we have anchor investors.

An anchor is a heavy metal object destined to keep a ship from moving, so I guess an anchor investor is a deep pockets kind with plenty of cash. Except that, it only needs cash to buy shares. Is Atos expecting an investor to lend money as well ?

No matter. Why aren't there any activist investors lining up ?

Oh, I forgot. Atos is already on the brink of bankruptcy. There's not much left for activists to plunder.

Silly me.

CIO who dropped VMware 18 months ago now feeling thoroughly chuffed

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Re: Wells Fargo

In all fairness, those critters do have a tendancy to multiply like they were promiscuous or something.

With ransomware whales becoming so dominant, would-be challengers ask 'what's the point?'

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WTF?

"Zero days were especially prevalent"

Um, am I supposed to understand that they're not anymore ?

Because I think they still are.

Tesla's oldest factory ignites another headline by catching fire

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So, shareholders

You still intent on granting billions to the man-child ?

DoJ, ByteDance ask court: Hurry up and rule on TikTok ban already

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"see you in (Supreme) court"

Yeah. With all Trump's cronies sitting there, I really have no idea how that will go . . .

Really? A sarcasm detector? Wow. You shouldn't have

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"pitch, speaking rate, and energy"

Okay, pitch, no problem. That is purely mathematical and easy to determine.

Speaking rate, no problem there either.

Energy ? How is that qualified ? Someone screaming at the top of their lungs makes a lot of noise, to be sure, but someone looking you in the eye at less than a meter from you with a gun in their hand pointed towards you can softly say "DON'T. MOVE.", and there will be a heck of lot of energy in there that I don't see a computer detecting . . .

Slack tweaks its principles in response to user outrage at AI slurping

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WTF?

"emoji recommendations" ?

You're using a power-guzzling, GPU-enhanced platform to make emoji recommendations ?

Please shut that shit down forthwith and bend over while I administer a sound Oxford-prefect beating to your lilly-white behind to educate you in what is acceptable as far as ML is concerned.

British Library's candid ransomware comms driven by 'emotional intelligence'

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Re: Impressive

Totally agreed.

I wonder what kind of sad idiot downvoted you.

So you've built the best tablet, Apple. Show us why it matters

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Stop

"they're also keenly aware that it takes away privacy"

I beg to differ.

I am not at all convinced that people are "keenly aware" of the violation of their privacy. I will barely acknowledge that people are aware of it at all.

Because, if people were so keenly aware, they would stop with Facebook, block Google at every turn and campaign for their rights to be respected at the legal level.

I'm not seeing that happening.

Yes, there are people who are aware. For starters, all of those who, like me, do not have social media account. I can phone or mail my firneds, I don't need a life-raping platform to help me stay in touch.

But those are far from the majority, otherwise we wouldn't be talking about Facebook, Tik-Tok, Instagram et al.

So no. People are certianly not "keenly aware".

Techie invented bits of the box he was fixing, still botched the job

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Same here.

I started my career in computing as an operator on a Bull DPS 9. The night shift was where we were doing most of the disk swapping because that's when the accounting packages ran.

I moved on to programming after that.

Underwater datacenters could sink to sound wave sabotage

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So, sound waves can be a problem

Could they not be mitigated by putting the racks on vibration-damping supports ?

They did that for NORAD in the Rocky Mountains, I'm sure it would cost much less in a simple bit barn(acle).

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Please do not give too much thought to Trump's hatred of anything.

Remember the caravans ?

As soon as his election was done, they disappeared.

Surprising, isn't it ?

First LockBit, now BreachForums: Are cops winning the war or just a few battles?

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i agree completely with hard prison sentences for this kind of scum.

I'm just not convinced that any Russian national is going to give up one of his compatriots to the country that has been Russia's enemy since the Cold War.

Would you give up some hacker you knew to Xi Ping ?

Plus : a reward in dollars isn't going to be much of an incentive to a Russian, these days . . .

AWS to pump billions into sovereign cloud for Germany

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Ah, GDRP

Nice to see that US multinational behemoths are bowing to the law of the land where they operate.

I mean, sure, Redmond and Fruitzilla kowtow to Beijing but, hey, if you don't, you're either banned or the CEO goes to jail. Not fun, eh Cook ?

There's no Congressional Hearing where El Zuck can pretend he gives a fuck and continue as before.

So, given that the EU is still a market that is comparable to the US, with a bit of leeway as far as lobbying is concerned, they will make an effort.

In this case, an effort of about $8 billion, to be able to continue to milk a market that is otherwise captive.

Yeah, I think I'd do the same . . .

Toshiba to shed 4,000 jobs as part of revitalization plan

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"early retirement packages"

Well at least they aren't just throwing them out.

Japan still has a semblance of recognition for decades of work and loyalty.

No doubt that, in the next few decades, they will join the more "enlightened" likes of Musk & Co, who consider employees like tissues, to be sneezed in and discarded when used . . .

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Of course it doesn't apply to him.

He's part of the elite . . .

Lords of May-hem: Seven signs it is Oracle's year end

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"there's nothing illegal in its approach"

And there's nothing illegal in telling them to take a hike and not signing up in the first place.

Computer sprinkled with exotic chemicals produced super-problems, not super-powers

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The upcoming court case ?

Why ? The hospital goofed, the machine died. Did they think that they would sue to get a new one for free ?

I doubt they could blame the contractor in any way. The glass doors were added for silence, so hospital management knew where it was going. If they knew that, they should have also been aware that there were drains with various liquids coming down there. The contractor hardly could.

I think this is all the hospital's fault. They didn't give all the specifics, or they moved the chemistry lab after the computer was installed, or they just didn't think the problem through.

I don't see how it could be the contractor's fault.

AT&T formalizes deal for space-based cellular service on unmodified mobiles

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So, 64 square meters at 500km

Looks like most of that is solar panels. The number of articles explaining why astronomers are unhappy is impressive.

And they want to chuck 60+ more up there.

BlueWalker wiki here

Space.com complains

Nature is unhappy as well

Crims abusing Microsoft Quick Assist to deploy Black Basta ransomware

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Exactly. Quick Assist is just the new name for it.

And yes, I have always hunted that bastard down and disabled it every time I (re-) installed Windows, since XP (among other things).

Baidu's robotaxi division to wheel into profit next year

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Holmes

"without any major accidents"

So there were "minor" accidents.

Still not there yet, then.

China sets goal for local carmakers to get a quarter of their chips domestically by 2025

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"it will be difficult to convince car manufacturers to switch"

Why ? If brakes are already standard components, aren't there any Chinese manufacturers making them ?

It seems to me that, as soon as something is standard, there is a Chinese company making it. What's so special about brakes ?

Tesla self-driving claims parked in court

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The cookie is crumbling

Looks like shareholders might want to wait on awarding the man-child a fortune in shares . . .

Microsoft's carbon emissions up nearly 30% thanks to AI

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"getting suppliers to use renewable energy"

Oh yes, of course. It's everyone else's fault.

How typical of Redmond.

Tax helpline callers left on hold for nearly eight centuries

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"HMRC has not done enough"

I'm thinking that Sir Humphrey would be proud.

Forget feet and inches, latest UK units of measurement are thinking bigger

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Re: Incommensurate units

Oh I would love that. May I suggest 12 pounds to a guinea, 16 crowns to a pound and 20 pence to a crown.

Top it off with 6 coppers to a pence.

Now I feel like dusting off one of my old AD&D adventures and implementing that . . .

NCSC CTO: Broken market must be fixed to usher in new tech

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"why is it that it's not being realized in practice?"

Because Borkzilla has spent the last four decades saying : if anything goes wrong, we cannot be held accountable and, for some reason, everybody else accepted that.

HR expert says biz leaders scared RTO mandates lead to staff attrition

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"tech businesses need to re-consider the metrics"

Either that, or re-consider their managers . . .

Apple on track for quarter of all iPhones to be made in India by 2028

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Not a problem. The world can wait two years for the next iPhone model if necessary.

It's not a strategic asset.

Crook brags about US Army and $75B defense biz pwnage

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So, he's starting to target the military

For his sake I hope that he lives in a bunker, because he just might find out that those guys don't necessarily bother with due process when National Security is at stake.

Tesla nearing shareholder vote to grant Musk $46B

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Oh sure

Reward his mistakes and unprofessionalism by giving him yet more control over the company.

Fine, go ahead.

Then watch as he burns that value by spouting more nonsense and making more stupid decisions.

Tesla is a private company. Its shareholders can drive it into the ground if they wish.

Veeam adds support for VMware alternative Proxmox to its backup software

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Another step in the inevitable fall of Broadcom

SMBs may be negligeable, individually, but their volume far outstrips ten major contracts.

Broadcom will learn that to its detriment, but by then, it will be too late.

And the good thing for everyone else is that alternatives to VMWare will have bulked up, meaning the market will be more mature.

So, I guess, thanks Broadcom ?

Brexit border system outage puts perishable goods transport in peril

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Facepalm

A power outage

What ? There was no backup system ?

This is a critical component of UK economy, and nobody thought that a backup power generator might be useful ?

Just how stupid are the numpties that plan these things ?

If you can call that planning . . .