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NASA finds humanity would totally fumble asteroid defense

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Um, sorry, but I believe the movie you're referencing is called Armageddon.

2012 is about neutrinos heating up the Earth's core.

Armageddon is the one where Bruce Willis sacrifices himself to save his daughter's love life (oh, and the rest of Humanity as well).

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You're obviously not wrong, but you've omitted one factor : Big Oil.

Big Oil is doing everything it can to slow our response to climate change because it thinks that is in its interests. An asteroid that will devastate a large portion of the Earth just might endanger its extraction facilities as well, and Big Oil won't like that.

So I'm thinking Big Oil just might be a driving force in this scenario.

Starlink stuffs the internet into a backpack by invitation only

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And besides, can I just point out that if you're out camping, why don't you, gosh, take in the view ? Get off that fucking screen for a while ?

In all seriousness though, having a portable access to the Internet is a good idea. That would help solve a number of connectivity problems for people who get into trouble in the wilderness, or people who are in a disaster zone and need to coordinate the emergency.

So yes on the tech, but could we please stop inviting people to keep their eyes glued on a slab of toxic materials when they have the beauty of Nature (with a capital, please) in front of said eyes ?

They don't need encouragement.

Guess how much stored data is ever used or accessed

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So, up to 80% of stored data is unused

Not a problem for the NSA. It loves trawling through all that unused data to try and find something under the paranoia du jour.

Unused data is not useless data, and it'll be a cold day in Hell before your average manager authorizes the complete and irrevocable distruction of data he hasn't looked at since at least a decade.

Just in case, you understand.

The X Window System is still hanging on at 40

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You have to understand, dissing "old" tech is trendy right now.

BOFH: Why's the network so slow?

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"just a change we rolled out"

Heh, good one. The BOFH basically admits that he's responsible for the situation and manages to get dinner expenses paid to correct his own problem.

Impeccable.

You're wrong, I'm right, and you're hiding the data that proves it

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"more often than not it's users and managers who are in the wrong when IT goes awry"

That's because the users and managers keep their job and are free to mangle things again.

An IT guy who fouls up is more often than not fired from the company, so he doesn't get much chance to foul up again.

Since joining NATO, Sweden claims Russia has been borking Nordic satellites

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"A Kremlin representative"

Who is, of course, a paragon of truthfulness and virtue and could never tell a lie. Of course he's going to deny. They denied Tchernobyl until the rest of world was red in the face before mumbling that there might have been an issue.

It's come to a point where Putin's Russia could actually admit something and everyone else would be like "whoa, what angle are they playing now ?".

How Europe can force Apple to support competition

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Apple's browser rule

That is why Apple adopted the smartphone market. On a PC, Microsoft cannot dictate what browser you can use, the user can install the browser he wants and, should Redmond try to circumvent that, the lawsuit would be immediate and devastating.

But, on a smartphone, Apple can have a field day. It owns the platform, it does what it wants. And what Apple wants is total control without liability (and yes, I know about MacOS, but the PC market is still something that Apple has not penetrated significantly after decades of trying, the smartphone market is an entirely different ball game).

The only way to change that is with legal imposition. Capitalism is not going to auto-regulate this.

Google’s attempt to kill off child privacy app advertising lawsuit defeated

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"Filed in June last year"

And still not actually in court. Sheesh. Talk about a snail's pace . . .

Half of Dell US staff reportedly opted for remote work

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Green flag indicates "regular onsite presence"

Hey, one day a month is regular, by definition.

Russia's cyber spies still threatening French national security, democracy

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"a disinformation campaign to undermine president Emmanuel Macron"

It's okay, President Macron has his own campaign to undermine himself.

And he is succeeding brilliantly.

Battery electric vehicles lose their spark in Europe as hybrids steal the show

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EV

Interesting to note that absolutely nothing is mentioned about how "green" EV's might actually not be.

I mean, if solar panels are starting to look a tad more grey than green, then what chance do EVs have outside of the political rhetoric of some biased idiots who want to see us all live in caves ?

Study employs large language models to sniff out their own bloopers

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"a new way to detect errors in " LLMs

Yeah, right. Let's set up a few more climate-busting datacenters to control the value of a climate-busting datacenter.

I'm sure Nvidia is going to agree.

It sure keeps down expenses compared to asking an actual engineer to explain the results . . .

Microsoft's new Surface Laptop 7 has arrived. The recovery images have not

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"why it would release hardware before its recovery tool had been updated"

Because it needs the users to test the tool to find that out . . .

Australian billionaire wins right to sue Facebook in the US over scam ads

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Re: you do realise that theres nothing green about EV as well

Yes I do, thank you very much.

I don't have an EV and I don't intend to get one. That doesn't mean that I approve of selling one's country to multinational conglomerates.

Excuse me if I prefer the idea of democracy - however hard that is to keep going these days.

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I love Juice Media.

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"won the right to sue Meta"

I'm sorry, the ability to sue for slander is not something that should be under the authority of some administrative busybody.

The Australian so-called Director of Public Prosecutions should be fired and someone competent put in his place.

Oh, sorry. Silly me, I forgot. Australian government exists only to pander to Big Oil . . .

AI-assisted automation for clouds and networks climbs Gartner's hype cycles

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Peak hype ?

Can AI possibly reach peak hype ?

It was bullshit from the start. I don't think it is possible for AI to peak in hype.

It would be then end of all the startups that are building their entire future on this bull. They'd actually have to create a viable product.

We're not ready for that . . .

Samsung Korea warns many apps won't run on its Qualcomm-powered Copilot+ PCs

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6 + 5 = 11

You're complaining about a near 1:1 ratio on a post that didn't even hit 20 votes.

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Re: Charlie at Semiaccurate

It's curious how people are automatically sceptical about anyone who is naysaying the current media push - as if they knew better and were more competent in deciding what was reliable and what is media bullshit.

That's why blockchain, virtual coin scams and AI are so successful. There are competent people raising problems, but nobody is interested. Especially not if "free money" is in the mix.

Until the pyramid crashes, that is, then everybody goes "well yeah, what did you expect ?".

Making one's own opinion is difficult, for sure, but I've always felt a healthy dose of scepticism is a good thing. Even more so when something is being touted as "the next best thing".

If it's true, I have time to see it become true.

Qualcomm agrees to pay $75M in all-cash deal to settle licensing suit

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FAIL

"maybe 150M if we" lose

Well I guess I'd be on the side of let's roll the dice and lose.

If investors are stupid enough to sue their investment, they deserve to see it tank.

You don't like what the company is doing ? Fucking sell your shares.

OpenAI co-founder Ilya Sutskever's new startup aims to create 'safe superintelligence'

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You have said everything I came to post.

Superintelligence ? Yeah, sure. Pull the other one . . .

Satellite phone service could soon become the norm

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"a pragmatic means of network extension"

So, if I understand this correctly, international phone calls are going to become even more unreliable ?

All this because telcos cannot be arsed to lay a bit of fiber to ensure reliability ?

Pathetic.

Additional hatch operations on a Boeing vehicle – but this time it's Starliner

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"We are continuing to understand the capabilities of Starliner . . ."

I'm sure that that is extremely reassuring to the highly-trained professionals that are actually in the ISS.

Apparently, access to space has gone from relying on the lowest bidder to relying of the least capable that still has a government contract.

And they want to go to the Moon with these clowns . . .

Footage of Nigel Farage blowing up Rishi Sunak's Minecraft mansion 'not real'

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"Quite funny though"

Really ?

A person with that level of responsability has other things to do than grief players on Minecraft.

Even in the broken stewardship that is UK Gov.

Self-driving cars safer in sunlight, twilight another story

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"it's safe to say there have been at least some improvement in the past 24 months"

That is so reassuring.

It's almost as reassuring as hearing that the royal executioner has got marginally more effective at chopping heads off in one try.

Look, I'm the first one to realize that Real Life is a bitch for computers to handle, but we can try and not fill our roads with unreliable software-driven multi-ton chunks of metal added to unreliable multi-ton chunks of metal driven by wetware idiots ? Until the software-driven version is actually safe to let loose ?

Yes, I recognize that that increases the research costs exponentially.

I don't care.

World's top AI chatbots have no problem parroting Russian disinformation

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Re: it's not surprising that AI is fooled too

It's not surprising because there's no A in that AI.

It's just a statistical analysis tool, and the golden rule in analysis is GIGO, which is upheld here.

But I'm still glad for this paper, because we need every pointer we can get to prove that AI is bullshit.

McDonald's not lovin' its AI drive-thru experiment with IBM

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Because it's paying a salary, which goes into cost of business, and McDonalds investors want to remove all the costs.

They're not here to provide work, there here to make money.

Get with the program . . .

The Hubble Space Telescope is back in business

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Mission duration: 34 years, 1 month, 9 days (ongoing)

I think we should cut it some slack.

Bravo Hubble, you've already done a stellar job.

Law firms seek investors' support in Teradata class action

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"some deals would be pushed out"

I like how multi-billion dollar companies can decide when they wish to include certain revenue.

I'm a freelance consultant. When my customer calls me in on the 16th, that's the day I bill. I don't have the luxury of "pushing out" my billing date because the customer has recorded that I worked for them on the 16th, not the 7th of the following month.

This is bullshit and should definitely be called out.

Um, what ever did happen with network automation?

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Re: Its to complicated...

Not to mention when you want to introduce intrusion surveillance and zero trust on top of all that mess.

I'm not a network wizard, but I am a programmer and telling me that all I need to do is configure something with an intent smacks to me of AI before its time and no real solution.

Security is not a click away. We might get there one day, but no "intent" configuration is going to do that.

Cops cuff 22-year-old Brit suspected of being Scattered Spider leader

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"an estimated 391 Bitcoins"

So, a small-time criminal is now going to spend the rest of his life with an FBI record.

Honestly, scammers. Unless you live in China or Russia, or the deepest deserts of Africa, you need to keep your head down. Because, if you start playing big, it would seem that the FBI is going to catch you. And it you play big enough, it'll be Interpol/Europol/Whateverpol.

Piss off enough money and money will be spent catching you.

And you don't have enough money to stop that.

Microsoft resumes rollout of Windows 11 24H2 to Insiders

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"Users were quick to demonstrate that was incorrect"

It is frankly appalling that a multi-billion dollar behemoth like Borkzilla can't be arsed to publish something correct about its own products.

I cannot imagine that the programmers at Redmond can't tell their elbow from their knee, so who is the idiot that spouts that kind of bullshit and why are they not fired when their stupidity is brought under public scrutiny ?

I'm convinced that the programmers know what what they are coding (yes, I might be overly optimistic there, but still - programmers are not responsible for MBA stupidity). Somebody should ask them what their newfangled whatsamacallit can run on before spouting bullshit about it.

UK's Total Fitness exposed nearly 500K images of members, staff through unprotected database

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Total Fitness

I hope they get the total shitstorm they deserve.

You have no need for any other data than customer ID. I don't even believe you need a photo. Do you really think there will be twenty lowlifes copying the same ID number to go walk on your treadmills ?

Really ?

Nearly 20% of running Microsoft SQL Servers have passed end of support

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"We're doing this, we're doing the other, now we're thinking about"

And nobody who is doing all that "thinking" is actually running a company that has customers that need things to work.

One day, companies will understand that they are in charge and that a supplier who changes tune every few years or tries lock-in is not reliable.

Software lasts decades. The only reason there is a push to change is because of made-up marketing or worse, incompetent programming.

And don't talk to me about malware threats. You can patch your fucking code without forcing all your customers to some artificial upgrade that magically makes everything better, especially your bottom line.

Japan's space junk cleaner hunts down major target

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"but remained able to log on to the company's services"

Why ?

What fuckwit manager did not implement the blindingly obvious procedure to remove all access from employees that leave the company, whatever the reason ?

I'm seriously tempted to say that the company should bear the responsibility here. Its internal security is obviously a pile of shit.

That didn't take long: Replacement for SORBS spam blacklist arises ... sort of

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FAIL

"facing up to a decade in prison"

Ah, crime is so enticing when it seems easy. What could be better than bringing a USB key full of data that airport security can't possibly control to a country that has no extradition treaty with the place you got the data from ?

Then the uniforms arrest you and you face the consequences of your ill-doing and suddenly, it ain't so fun no more. Especially since you only have yourself to blame for setting foot back in the country you stole the data from. You'd have stayed in China and you'd have it made.

But no, you had to go imagine that you were so smart you'd never get caught. And now here we are, reading about your stupidity.

Enjoy your time behind bars. And I hope you're forbidden from ever getting a passport again.

Crypto-failure Terraform Labs to cough up $4.5B, liquidate self

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"its underlying blockchain being unable to scale"

Yes, blockchain does not scale. It's not news. We've known that for long enough now and nobody has found a solution for it.

So why is it that people still talk about it like it is an integral part of the "security" of their bullshit scam ?

Oh, of course, silly me. Because there's a new generation of idiots born every day . . .

China's Big Tech companies taught Asia to pay by scanning QR codes, but made a mess along the way

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"The next step is biometric"

Because of course it is.

And thank you for specifying that debit cards are a thing in France (and Europe in general).

It seems to me that "alternative" systems of payment only get traction when a proper banking environment doesn't exist. In China, it's QR codes, in the US, it was PayPal, and now it's smartphone bonking.

I live in France, I work in Luxembourg, and I purchase things in France, Luxembourg, Belgium and Germany (and online, obviously). All with my VISA. I have no trouble doing so, and I don't feel the need to adopt a another payment process. What I've got works. I'm not bothered with sending a friend some lunch money : it'll be my turn next time is all.

And, since I'll never be going to China, I'm not interested in QR code payment. I'm also very much not interested in loading a smartphone with my banking data - until the day you can prove to me that some miscreant somewhere has to do more than send me an SMS to hack it.

Now get off my lawn !

Notorious cyber gang UNC3944 attacks vSphere and Azure to run VMs inside victims' infrastructure

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Re: Two fundamental failures

I cannot upvote you enough.

And yes, OTK tokens are the right answer for all authentication issues. Funny how rarely that is implemented (for a very low value of funny, that is).

Meta accused of trying to discredit ad researchers

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"We value input"

As long as it shows us in a good light.

Fucking assholes.

Nigerian faces up to 102 years in the slammer for $1.5M phishing scam

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100 years for a measly 1.5 million

Goes to show that, if you're playing the game, you need to play big.

Those that swindle billions get off with a few decades.

You play low, you lose big.

Welcome to capitalist justice.

Microsoft answered Congress' questions on security. Now the White House needs to act

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Re: Why is the author repeating crap?

Citation please. If it is widely discredited, then you have no problem providing sources.

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It isn't, but you're not supposed to say that . . .

Clearview AI reaches 'creative' settlement with privacy suit plaintiffs: A conditional IOU

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"Clearview was a startup company"

That made the wrong choice.

Ergo, it dies. That's capitalism.

Don't you agree with capitalism ?

VMware revenue plunges $600M, but Broadcom assures investors growth plan is on track

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Hey, if Broadcom is happy with ten customers, I'm happy for Broadcom.

Voyager 1 makes stellar comeback to science operations

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Wow.

I had no idea.

On the other hand, I'm obviously an idiot. It's clear that, in a universe where maximum entropy is the absolute rule, billions upon billions of electron migration must end up in degradation of the medium in which said electrons are stored.

Cound my gast flabbered . . .

AI Octopus predicts results of Euro 2024: It isn't looking good for England

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"AI has finally been turned into something useful"

Ooh, that's a laugh. Here's another one.

BOFH: An 'AI PC' for an Acutely Ignorant user

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Happy

Good one

"unlike the Microsoft version, which costs thousands of pounds in licensing fees and sends all your viewing habits to East European hackers "

I like.