* Posts by Pascal Monett

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Capita scores £239M contract to manage mega public sector pension scheme

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Un-be-liev-able

I think I'm just going to have to start investing in Capita stock. They fail and fail again, and yet they still keep on raking in the millions.

Does Capita have dirt on the current administrative officials ? And their spouses ? And their children ?

Just wondering . . .

CompSci teachers panic as Replit pulls the plug on educational IDE

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"It was a super tough decision"

Bullshit. That decision had been made the day you planned to launch the product for free.

This has to stop. Nobody is fooled any more. The standard operating mode these days is :

1) launch a free product

2) observe how users flock to it

3) declare the free product unsustainable because "some users are using excess resources"

4) cut the free product and propose a subscription plan

5) profit !

We've seen this outcome a dozen times this year already. Stop pretending that you didn't know how it would end.

OpenAI meltdown: How could Microsoft have let this happen after betting so many billions?

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"There was real risk they [..] look like absolute fools"

You mean, again ?

With all eyes on OpenAI, Meta drags its Responsible AI team to the recycle bin

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Big Brother

Meta continues to be Meta

Ethics ? Yeah, we've heard about it.

Now, can we interest you in this marvellous new world where you only have to plug in your brain so we can suck it dry and sell your entire life to advertisers ?

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Re: Does make one wonder what Musk is doing with his "responsible xxx" teams

The first thing Musk did was to fire all responsible people. Musk has no ethics, and he didn't want to be bothered by that.

As for the cage fight, Musk has already proven himself to be a pussy and apparently needs to be examined by a doctor first. I think he might have a bit of pain in his lower back. You know, where he sits on all that bullshit he generates.

IBM-led advertising X-odus gains steam as more flee Musk's platform

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"a global Jewish cabal"

So, does Musk believe in Jewish space lasers as well ?

Basically, he's stuck in 1935.

That explains a lot.

Microsoft pushes Azure Government Cloud as homefront defender

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FAIL

"There are a couple of problems that leap out here"

Yeah, the first one being Borkzilla's tendancy to fat-fingered configuration. The next being its long-standing tendancy to screw up.

I'd be interested in knowing when was the last time Interpol's servers were down. I'm willing to bet it was not this year, nor last year. Borkzilla can't last 90 days without an outage somewhere (and I'm being generous). That'll be really efficient for inter-governmental collaboration when their "secure" platform is so secure they can't log into it.

Former infosec COO pleads guilty to attacking hospitals to drum up business

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"a former business leader"

Yup. Former. As in, won't ever be a business leader again.

I would like those medical conditions verified, but in any case, there is no excuse for attacking hospitals.

That should be a capital crime. You got cancer ? Well you'll be treated in prison. If the phones work.

Europe says Adobe's $20B buy of Figma will kill competition

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Angel

Hey, Adobe can waste its money any way it feels like it.

And I would like to see Adobe waste a prodigious sum of money and not get back anything meaningful.

Sounds like karma to me.

CEO of self-driving cab outfit Cruise parks his career

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"explore some new ideas"

Like, be CEO of a company that doesn't continually land itself in hot water ?

SpaceX celebrates Starship launch as a success – even with the explosion

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Re: a very successful test

Seems to be a bit of a Pyrrhic victory to me. I thought the innovation of SpaceX was a reusable first stage. They might want to restart testing that part of their rocket.

Why have just one firewall when you can fire all the walls?

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"could hear the telescope motors start humming"

So, that is proof that 1) the programmer didn't bother with actually checking inputs, and 2) zero quality control or even proper testing.

I would venture that this would be grounds for a serious dress-down, if not a pink slip outright. When you're writing code for expensive equipment, the least you can do is make sure your code is not going to risk breaking anything and that means testing, testing and testing some more.

Because if the telescope had been damaged, it could be proven that the code did wrong and that company would have been obliged to send a new telescope free of charge.

If that had happened, I'd wager the CEO would have suddenly been very interested in testing procedures . . .

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In this case, a simple spell checker would have caught the mistake.

So, are The Vultures using one over on that side of the pond now ?

UK won't rush to regulate AI, says first-ever minister for digital brainboxes

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Mushroom

Congratulations, Viscount

You got yourself a nice, cushy job of doing absolutely nothing.

Must be mighty comfortable up there, eh ? I'm guessing you're already rich, so this is just more gravy to you.

Well, if ever you should find yourself with a slight urge to actually work, don't forget to create a commission to analyze whatever itches you and bury it under a twenty-seven page report with their proposals on the last three pages. That way you can spend your tenure requiring rewriting and clarifications and you'll leave as you arrived : useless.

How much to clean up a ransomware infection? For Rackspace, about $11M

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"a range of reasonably expected losses"

It's lawsuit territory.

There can be no "reasonable" expectation of losses. They can go from insignificant to mind-boggling and anywhere in between.

It all depends on how good your lawyers are and how much better/worse the adverse party's lawyers are. Justice ? Eh, that's a theory.

TLDR : it's a crapshoot, and you're the target.

AI copyright row deepens: Stability VP quits in protest over 'fair use' excuse

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Stop

Re: just like vacuum cleaners competed with housemaids

Sorry, but vacuum cleaners hardly compete with housemaids.

Every housemaid has her vacuum cleaner.

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With all due respect to a long-standing fellow commentator, the fact that Disney has sodomized the notion of copyright in its favor in US law does not mean that all the little ones (aka everyone else) don't need that protection.

That copyright law does indeed need reviewing does not preclude using it to protect those who need that protection. And the default status of all Internet companies who clearly appear to define the Internet as their personal data repository needs to be changed as well.

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He has my support

One can have the balls to disagree with upper management, but it takes real courage to actually quit in protest.

Oh sure, he probably won't be long in finding something else, but still, this does not appear to be something that he has planned, it was a conscience decision and damn the consequences.

I admire that, and I fully agree with his position on this matter.

BlackCat plays with malvertising traps to lure corporate victims

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"and they then had their NFT [..] wallet raided"

And nothing of value was lost . . .

Another month, another bunch of fixes for Microsoft security bugs exploited in the wild

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Windows

Re: Ah, Patch Tuesday...

I'm sorry, are you saying that your Windows never needs to restart when updating ?

Because Windows is the definition of restarting when updating.

Even when you do a clean install, it manages to restart three or four times.

Scientists use Raspberry Pi tech to protect NASA telescope data

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"we insured the scientific returns of superBIT against a loss event that came true"

And that, gentlemen, is the difference between Science planning and Management planning.

With Management, the only plan is that it works.

Well done boffins !

Airbus to test sat-stabilizing 'Detumbler' to simplify astro-garbage disposal

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We're talking about space junk, right ?

"It's unclear whether a Detumbler could simply be slapped onto an existing satellite "

If we're talking about space junk, I would hope that this Detumbler is supposed to fix on existing junk. A satellite that is still functional has attitude control, and thus doesn't need a Detumbler.

That said, Airbus hasn't said how it is supposed to get the Detumbler on the cubesat for the test, but I hope that said Detumbler will launch after the cubesat, to catch up with it somehow and latch on magnetically. If it can indeed orient itself, lock on target and basically dock, then it would be a massive success and we could start thinking about sending scores of Detumblers to help bring the junk down.

Of course, that sounds too good to be true, so . . .

Cisco has a new problem: You take too long to implement its products and stop buying more kit

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"customers are now taking time to [..] deploy these [..] product deliveries"

Well duh. What were you expecting, that customers would look at the ads on Amazon and think "oh yeah, wejust bought 500 switches, let's buy some more !" ?

Suits ignored IT's warnings, so the tech team went for the neck

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Re: When new tech is hot off the press . . .

Yes, that's what Borkzilla & Co have taught us after three decades of borking first releases. But back in the day of the 56K modem, we were all young and starry-eyed when faced with another new shiny, because new and shiny was all around and we all thought, surely the company wouldn't advertise a product that didn't work ?

Now we know that yes, a company can very well advertise a non-working product because "there will be a patch soon". Patch which may solve the problem, and might even do so without creating other issues - maybe (but don't bet on it).

So yeah, now we know to wait a few weeks (or even months) for the initial bug set to be resolved before rushing to purchase a new shiny. Because we've learned the hard way (well, for those who have learned, at least).

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Re: Doubling time

Suits do not guess, they decide. And once they've decided, reality just needs to deal with it.

BOFH: Monitor mount moans end in Beancounter beatdown

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Re: compared with how much they (supposedly) save

Stop right there. Beancounters don't save anything. They count. That's their job, and that's their limit.

Stop trying to give them more credit than they are due.

Savings are not made by beancounters. Savings are made by people who know the job, know the requirements, and know the vendors. They are the people who are best situated to know where to shop and what for.

Beancounters only have administrative guidelines, and those things only cost more money than they are worth.

Just check the comments here if you have doubts.

It's perfectly legal for cars to harvest your texts, call logs

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"a Washington appeals court"

Congratulations. We're back to the judge who decided to grant companies the same rights as humans.

No. I don't care what you take into account, it is not right for a vehicle to slurp information from my phone. No vehicle needs data from my phone outside of my contact list so that can call someone while driving.

And that does not mean that the vehicle should keep that data stored while shut down. I grant it the right to slurp my contact list when I connect the phone and for the duration of the trip I take. When I shut down the car, it should forget the list because the next time I connect my phone to the car, it can slurp it back again.

That is my decision. If I don't want to connect the phone, there is no slurp. I do however recognize the utility of that connection, as long as it serves me. Once the car is shut down, it no longer serves me to have that information stored, so it should be erased.

Dammit, why it is so hard for those corporations to stop grasping every single byte of data they can get their mitts on ?

Gauss we've all got a fresh option for a gen AI handheld: A Samsung device

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"It can also convert low-resolution images into sharper ones"

Well that could be useful - if it really works.

I wouldn't mind giving that a try.

What to do with a cloud intrusion toolkit in 2023? Slap a chat assistant on it, duh

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The reason we don't see Smart KnivesTM ?

Because we're seeing Smart everythings, and more of them every year. Watches, toasters, toothbrushes, anything they can shove data-gathering into (because that's what it mostly is), they slap "Smart" on it and job done.

The only reason we're not seeing Smart Knives is because of the risk of litigation when some numbskull does something stupid and then the next of kin complaines that the Smart wasn't.

And it would happen, if ever there was a Smart Knife.

Robot mistakes man for box of peppers, kills him

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Everything is subject for laughter. In some way, after a given amount of time. Especially if the event was horrible. Laughter excises the horror of it.

India gives social media platforms 36 hours to remove deepfakes

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Re: A plague on all their houses

I completely agree. Unfortunately, the genie is out of the bottle now, so legal action is the only way forward.

Nothing like scaring Senators (or the Indian equivalent) to get a problem solved, eh ?

Euclid space 'scope's first color snaps pull back the curtain on cosmic mysteries

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Awesome pics

Go Science !

New orientation assistant to help prevent astronauts getting lost in space

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"a multi-axis rotation device"

The acronym for that is not MARS, it's MARD.

Unless the article misrepresented a multi-axis rotation system, in which case, okay, but that's not what we are told.

YouTube cares less for your privacy than its revenues

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Re: ChromeSetup.exe could harm your device

Ooh, that looks like a new billion-dollar lawsuit in the making.

Somebody tell . . . wait, no. Forget it. Let Google find that one out itself.

Brits make Amazon, Meta stop using third-party data to undercut rivals

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"Amazon has committed to doing less of that"

Wow. The standards of legal action really have gone down since I was a kid.

Once upon a time, Big Oil was broken up to stop the monopoly.

Once upon a time, Ma Bell was shredded into multiple Baby Bells to stop monopoly.

(okay, the fact that, in the end, it didn't make much of a difference is irrelevant - the monopolies were carved into pieces, we can do that again)

Today, Justice is apparently content with a pinky promise to not do it so much in the future.

No wonder CEOs of multi-billion dollar companies think they own the country. They do.

In quest to defeat Euro red-tape, Apple said it had three Safari browsers – not one

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Re: Points for trying, I guess

I would really like to see regulators make Apple's life a living hell.

Because, at the moment, their level of success is limited to 1% of Apple's monthly revenue.

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Re: through the competition of the free market comes the prosperity and equal opportunity

That bullshit has been so thoroughly debunked by all the monopolies and trillion-dollar multinationals I wonder why some people still spout it.

World leaders ink AI safety pacts while Musk and Sunak engage in awkward bromance

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Re: a job-free future

Without supporting His Muskiness in any way, shape or form, one has to admit that the end result of automation, AI and robotics means that, one fine day, the only humans who work are the ones who will actively want to. Everything that needs doing will be accomplished by automatons, with defined procedures that have been refined over decades, then centuries.

I refer to The Expanse for a clear idea on how this could work : citizens, upon graduation, would decide if they wish to have a life defined by Basic (revenue, support, health care, etc.. I guess), or if they want to actually work for their subsistance and attain a career worth something.

That is one idea. I suppose there are a number of possible variations. But the point is : we're doing everything we can to work as little as possible. One day, that will mean that we don't have to work anymore.

So we might as well talk about it, I guess. Even though I would really prefer that a failure like Musk not be the one to champion the idea.

India's lunar landing made a mess on the Moon

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He said artifical gravity, not anti-gravity.

Artificial means you set the level of gravity you want (which could be anti-gravity if needed).

CompSci academic thought tech support was useless – until he needed it

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Ah but that is because the entire school system is there to stuff your head full of data and details, not to teach you critical thought.

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Re: Depends.

In French, it is spelled rigueur, so no, he doesn't speak French.

(or at least, he wasn't referring to French)

Okta tells 5,000 of its own staff that their data was accessed in third-party breach

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"ID management biz"

And you couldn't guess that you'd be first in line for hackers everywhere ?

Well, looks like you're learning the hard way . . .

Don't fear the Thread Reaper, a Windows ghost of bugs past

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It should never happen, hence the bug check

As much as it would be easy to rip in to Bugzilla's code once again, for once I have to credit the developers for checking that something that should never happen did (or did not).

I guess that was way back when they had actual engineers working on code, not today's "move fast and break it" kids.

Looks like ancient code is the best . . .

Batterygate bound for Blighty as UK court approves billion-dollar Apple compensation case

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Re: extend the life of a failing battery

It's life wouldn't need to be extended if the user could just swap it out without forking over more than a hundred bucks.

And it would be up to the user to choose, not the whim of Apple.

Lenovo’s phantom ThinkPad X1 foldable laptop finally materializes

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A technical achievement, no doubt

I have no use for such a thing, but I have to admit that, from the videos I've seen, this time Lenovo has apparently gotten things right.

I'm just wondering how long that foldable screen is going to last.

Microsoft warns it may ‘throttle’ its generative AI services for ‘excessive’ users

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FAIL

Here we go again

Once again, a tech behemoth with coffers that are filled to overflowing offers a free service only to find out that, damn, there are people who actually use it.

And so starts the backpedalling, soon to be followed by bait-and-switch tactics of now you have to subscribe.

You don't even have the luxury of saying you couldn't have known this would happen, Borkzilla. It's happen a dozen times this year already.

Bad Borkzilla. No cookie.

X says it's only worth $19B after year of Muskmanagement

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Burn, baby, burn

What is that called again ?

Ah yes, the Bonfire of Vanities.

And with this abject failure, His Muskiness will have learned nothing.

The banks, on the other hand . . .

Canada to remove China’s top messaging app WeChat from government devices

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Once again

And again the problem is not removing a given popular app from government devices. The problem is how the hell did it get installed there in the first place ?

It's a government device. It should only have government-approved applications.

If you can't manage your device security upstream, then you have to manage it when it's too late downstream.

Governments seriously need to consult Fortune 500 companies (and mostly banks) on how to secure their devices. Then we wouldn't be subject to this clown show.

Microsoft calls time on Windows Insider MVP program

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Hello gun, remember foot ?

Why am I not surprised that Borkzilla is shutting down something that gave it valuable feedback and buzz on MS products ?

Feedback can be negative. Redmond doesn't like negativity. Redmond wants everyone to be positively enthusiastic about everything important Redmond does, like giving users a new Dark Theme that nobody asked for.

Or wait, did the MVPs ask for that ? That would be ironic.

Intel's PC chip ship is sinking with Arm-ada on the horizon

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"Intel's deep history of innovation failure"

A sad thing to be remembered by.