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If a cheesy '80s flick is a good metaphor for how you run projects, something is wrong

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Oh, right

After all, "The Quickening" is hardly a moniker that could be applied to much of what comes out of Redmond these days

Indeed, a pile of festering shite that nobody ever wants to see again is definitely not what Redmond wants to see out of the gates . . oh, wait . . .

Equinix pilots use of fuel cell in 'shipping container' outside datacenter

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"hydrogen fuel cell technology"

That will only be green if the hydrogen is produced by nuclear reactors (Thorium being my preference), and delivered by battery-powered trucks (no, not CyberTruck).

But, in the absolute, good idea. We need power-production alternatives that don't use coal or fossil fuels.

UK farm ministry offers £27M to support legacy systems for another three years

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"another three years"

Not to worry. With UK Gov's history of IT projects, the "replacement" won't be ready before 2030.

And vastly overbudget, obviously . . .

From windfarms to Amazon Prime, UK plans to long range test six drone services

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Really ?

"The company told The Reg in May it has already made thousands of deliveries via drones "

So, where are the horror stories ? Does anyone have first-hand knowledge of these drone deliveries ? What was delivered and did it work ?

China-linked cyber-spies infect Russian govt, IT sector

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Methinks there might be a chance of a phone call

Xi might be getting a call soon, reminding him that Beijing and Moscow are basically on the (ahem) same side.

You're not supposed to overtly undermine your ally, now are you ?

Then again, the rules are always changing in international politics . . .

Microsoft tweaks fine print to warn everyone not to take its AI seriously

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You beat me to the punch :)

Microsoft squashes bug that sent Windows devices to BitLocker recovery

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Stop

Bitlocker

When I looked at what it was supposed to do, I thought to myself "well, isn't this a handy tool for miscreants to make my life miserable ?", and I disabled it.

I know how to backup, thank you. I don't need Borkzilla's fuck-ups to handle my data any more than I have to accept.

Is Lenovo a blind spot in US anti-China security measures?

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So, Lenovo will go the Huawei way

Let's make no mistake : Hong Kong is now most definintly Chinese, so being registered in Hong King is no different than being registered in China.

Given all the hoopla that was made (unjustifiably up to now) around Huawei, I see no reason for the so-called "national security minded" to not go for banning Lenovo as well.

It's just a matter of time before someone apparently discovers some suspect transistor soldered to a Lenovo motherboard (with zero pictures to prove the claim) and uses that excuse to proclaim that Lenovo is not trustworthy any more.

Microsoft pushing, pushing, pushing Edge in Defender slammed as a 'dark pattern'

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Windows

Edge for Business

What's the point ?

Businesses already have it, personal users won't take it.

This is really marketing trying to justify its existence.

Indian telcos to cut off scammy, spammy, telemarketers for two whole years

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Re: Wow!

I certainly hope so.

And I hope that India expands that to a 20 year block.

And I hope that the idea spreads to other nations.

I'm an optimist like that . . .

Intel, already adrift, now Armless too

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Windows

Selling their ARM shares for ~150 million ? What's the point ?

It's a drop in Intel's deep red bucket. It won't help, and Intel has now deprived itself of an important bargaining chip in another competitive technology.

I see absolutely no good reason to do this.

India shuffles away draft law treating influencers like real broadcasters

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"require online content creators to register and be subject to the same laws as broadcasters"

And that is a bad thing, why ?

I mean, I understand that the "content creators" on Youtube will find that inconvenient, but, to repurpose a famous phrase, frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

NIST finalizes trio of post-quantum encryption standards

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"implant compromised firmware on hardware"

I don't see that that should be an issue since Huawei has been banned and Russia is incapable of selling computer hardware since it doesn't make any.

And if it does start making some, it won't sell it outside of its captive market.

So, what's the problem ?

Oh, right. Cisco will probably fuck something up . . .

Biden tries to cut through fog of confusion caused by deliberately deceptive customer service tricks

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Re: Dropbox

Dropbox has veered into scam territory. They've updated their taskbar icon to have a red block on it. Red means urgent (or even dangerous) in many cultures. The first time I saw that icon I thought there was an issue and I opened the application, but no, it's just attention-whoring.

I don't appreciate that. If they think I'm going to go for a paid subscription with that kind of attitude, I've got news for them : I'm voting with my wallet. No.

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Re: pay for subscriptions with a gift card

That is a good idea.

It's just a shame that one has to resort to such subterfuge simply to avoid being bilked.

It's all drying up: Microsoft to erase 3D Paint from digital store

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True, but we French don't pronounce the "n". This web page says that it is pronounced /pɛ̃/, for those of you who understand that kind of thing and, for those of you who don't (like me), there's a nifty little sound icon that will let you hear the word.

Twitter's former chairman sues X over unpaid options

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"unpaid stock options"

Hey buddy, Musk already doesn't pay his bills, you really think he cares about your golden parachute ?

Google-commissioned report claims early adopters already enjoying fruits of gen-AI labor

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So AI is great

Says a vendor of AI using figures of companies that have a success story with it.

Yeah, sounds a lot like beating your own drum, Google.

Cigarette break burned out a huge chunk of Africa's internet

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Bad luck, really

But you know what they say : it takes a computer to really fuck things up.

Trump campaign cites Iran election phish claim as evidence leaked docs were stolen

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"The Register is unaware of any evidence"

The Trump campaign is as well, but that won't keep them from spouting their bullshit.

Software innovation just isn't what it used to be, and Moxie Marlinspike blames Agile

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Agreed

Now tell me : since when has it made sense to download external, unverified code to a production server ?

Microsoft really wants those old Exchange 2016 servers put out to pasture

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Mushroom

Ah, Microsoft

Desperately trying to force customers away from old shitty products and make them pay for and install new shitty products.

Nice company you have there. Be a shame if anything happened to it - but it wouldn't be our fault.

Core Python developer suspended for three months

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"It was their behavior that got them there in the first place"

As a species, we are going to have to accept that what we say is our responsability.

The Internet has been, and still largely is, a haven for idiots mouthing off ignorance and hatred. And wokism is not helping.

That has to stop.

I say that regardless of whatever happened to that core developer. I don't know him, I didn't follow him, I'm unaware of the specifics.

But, globally, people need to shut the fuck up.

UK monopoly police launch full blown probe of Amazon's Anthropic tie-up

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"Amazon holds no board seat nor decision-making power at Anthropic"

It doesn't need to, it holds the resources.

Amazon has Anthropic by the balls. If Amazon cuts the servers, Anthropic is dead.

Follow the money.

Intel's processor failures: A cautionary tale of business vs engineering

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"underinvestment in critical manufacturing technologies"

Oh, you mean that exact thing that some stupid pension fund is blaming Intel for trying to do now ?

Business over engineering always fails. Until MBAs get that drilled into their heads, there is no way companies will ever learn the lesson.

Chrome Web Store warns end is nigh for uBlock Origin

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Re: Why?

Because if I'm already accessing the Beast, I might as well use its own tool and not give it a chance to view my other browsing habits.

Techie told 'Bill Gates' Excel is rubbish – and the Microsoft boss had it fixed in 48 hours

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Trollface

'Do you need anyone in your QA department?'

No, thank you. We've fired all of them.

What's going on with AMD funding a CUDA translation layer, then nuking it?

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FAIL

"the legality of emails is unimportant"

That is an unfortunate stance, IMO.

A man's word is apparently worth nothing anymore, especially if that man is a company. It seems that the US wants it both ways : companies are people except when it doesn't suit them.

Under-fire Elon Musk urged to get a grip on X and reality – or resign

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Re: only Tesla has been able to bring it all together

Um, you may want to take a look at BYD.

HP Inc loves China – but wants to reduce the risks it presents

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"we continue to grow in China and with China"

As long as Beijing accepts our presence and can continue pilfering our IP with impunity.

You have engineering done in China ? Consider yourself lucky that there is not a Chinese company producing near-exact replicas of your stuff for the local market.

China is actively stealing every secret it can, and you are actually counting on Chinese engineers in China to create your stuff ? Talk about having the chicken pen guarded by the fox . . .

Report slams Boeing and NASA over shoddy quality that's delayed SLS blastoff

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Re: Historically Boeing has a way of buying lenient trreatment

That sweetheart deal is going to be a lot less interesting if Boeing tanks, like it should.

Of course, if that is the case, there will be a "too big to fail" bailout, but the public effect of that would be disastrous - which doesn't mean it wouldn't work. After all, the White House can hardly imagine buying an Airbus 320 for its next Air Force One, now can it ?

Hello? Are you talking on a Cisco SPA300 or SPA500 IP phone? Now's the time to junk 'em

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Cisco, again

My $Diety, aren't we all happy that we have banned Huawei.

When you have friends like Cisco, you don't need enemies.

Ransomware groups are better at web app security than you, says researcher

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Sounds pretty normal to me

When your day job is hacking other people's websites, you'd have to be abysmally stupid to not take into account your experience when creating your own website. You know what to look for, so you know how to guard against it.

Delta: CrowdStrike's offer to help in Falcon meltdown was too little, too late

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"CrowdStrike's earlier letter to Delta blamed the airline's 'IT decisions' "

They are right on that point : Delta decided to use CrowdStrike.

That mistake can be corrected.

Intel's legal troubles mount after plunging stock sparks yet another court battle

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"These shareholders want something done about it"

Sell your shares and go invest somewhere else.

Honestly, these shareholder lawsuits are insane. Stop trying to go cry to mommy. You're supposed to be adults.

Intel finally has a new GPU – for cars

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Oh come now, imagine your heads-up display being the Pipe Screensaver.

Wouldn't that be . . . very distracting ?

Honestly, the more I read about all the bullshit they're trying to stuff into cars these days, the more I intend to keep my good ol' diesel running for as long as possible.

At least my car does what I want it to do.

And it doesn't talk back.

If you give Copilot the reins, don't be surprised when it spills your secrets

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"It's kind of funny in a way"

Oh yeah, it's downright hilarious, innit ?

Redmond is going to have to work hard to keep it from getting sued. Fortune 500 companies are not going to take its normal "use at your own risk" excuse on this.

China’s preferred desktop Linux, openKylin, chases the AI PC in version 2.0

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WTF?

China has access to Intel's Meteor Lake silicon ?

I thought the White House had banned China from getting the best goodies. So that must mean that Meteor Lake silicon is not considered high-tech enough to ban China from getting it.

Interesting. One would think that anything AI would be considered too sensitive to be given to China these days.

US elections have never been more secure, says CISA chief

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"convincing people not to buy into the propaganda"

That might be easier if US politicians didn't treat elections like their own personal propaganda platform . . .

You set yourselves up for this. You deal with the consequences.

UK Royal Mint mining PCBs for precious metals in e-waste recovery effort

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Welcome to the Living Language, where your language is defined by the vast majority of people who don't know how to speak it properly . . .

Entrust faces years of groveling to regain browsers' trust, say rival chiefs

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Um, what ?

"we are actively and vigorously implementing an improvement plan to return to full browser acceptance"

Well all you need to do is follow the CA guidelines. If that has been so difficult for you in the past, then you need to actively and vigorously get your finger out and start working properly.

Why is it that compliance with recognized international stardards are so difficult for some companies ? Are they in league with criminal elements that prevent them from doing the job properly ?

Because, apart from sheer incompetence, what other excuse is there ?

Rickety Raptor Lake CPUs won't lose Turbo-boosted speeds after microcode medicine, Intel claims

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What about security ?

I seem to remember hearing about how predictive branching was a security issue.

What's happened to that ?

Devices with insecure SSH services are everywhere, say infosec duo

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"You don't find what you don't look for,"

I take it that King has no children's room and has never decided to go vaccum it when they were in their teens . . .

ICANN reserves .internal for private use at the DNS level

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"it is not certain setting aside .internal will improve anything"

Maybe it won't, but given that it is, apparently, already widely used, might as well recognize it.

That said, apparently companies can create internal domains as they wish, so ICANN doesn't really have any say over that.

Would you rather buy space broadband from a billionaire, or Communist China?

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15,000 satellites into low Earth orbit

I'm starting to think that sales of amateur telescopes are going to dwindle in the next decade . . .

Small CSS tweaks can help nasty emails slip through Outlook's anti-phishing net

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So, anti-phishing measures are a simple HTML thing

I realize that this is way easier than coding an analysis into the Outlook client that measures what already exists and pops up a non-hackable alert when a new email address is discovered.

Now tell me why Redmond decided not to do that.

I mean, I'm an average developer and I'm pretty sure I could do that, so ?

CrowdStrike hires outside security outfits to review troubled Falcon code

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Re: since they have full control of the input anyway

They have full control until some hacker finds a way to make a malformed file input and inject it in the system.

And since CrowdStrike has demontrated that that is a valid entry point to madness, . . .

Police take just 2 days to recover $40M stolen in business email scam

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Facepalm

As usual, improper accounting procedures are to blame

"asked that the next payment made to it was sent to a new account"

In a word, no. Not until we have a written letter signed by the CEO defining the new account, and then only when we have made a test transfer and validated that it worked.

What is it with these new account scams ? I will transfer the money to the account I know. You can transfer it to another account if you so wish.

Honestly, by now accountants should know that, if the transfer is urgent and the account is unknown, it's a scam. Period.

Study backer: Catastrophic takes on Agile overemphasize new features

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I would love to see a bridge built following Agile methodology.

I wouldn't use it, but I would love to see it fail, then listen to the "move fast and break things" excuse.

Intel: Our balance sheet is a smoking ruin, but we think our new chips work

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"rivers of profit on which shareholders will sail into early retirement"

Shareholders can easily also have shares in AMD, thus playing the two big (only?) horses.

Not to mention that, said shareholders are that cash flush, they should have shares in TSMC as well, giving them revenue across the board.