* Posts by Pascal Monett

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Ballmer: All open source dev should happen on Windows

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Steve is off his rocker, and very worried at that

Yes, I agree with the general consensus. Ballmer has lost his balls, and is frantically trying to grasp at straws to get his company back into the favorable position it used to be in.

Unfortunately, these days, the words of CEO do not carry the weight they used to - especially when more and more users are noticing just how detached they are from the reality of their every day experience and expectations.

Bill Gates might not have had as much success without Ballmer, but he gave something positive to the world. In a time where computers could only be useful to engineers, he brought a bit of consistency in programming and an interface a moron could use.

Ballmer, on the other hand, has funded the infamous SCO litigation spree, given birth to the absolute worst version of Windows the world has ever seen (Windows Me was just incompetent decisions, Vista is deliberate sabotage), and will always be remembered as Monkey Boy.

Step down, Steve. You're simply doing worse as time goes by.

Please ignore the start-up stealing the OS from Microsoft

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Re: and what happen to 'standby'

Nothing did. It sucks as much as usual. Standby for two or more days and you'll reboot simply to be able to move the mouse. You're talking about a Windows system, Mr. Coward. Everyone and their mother knows that those things are not only unstable, but do their best to break themselves.

Google cranks 'relevant' video-placing contraption

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Fine by me

I've redirected AdSense to 127.0.0.1, so I don't think I'll be seeing a lot of videos I didn't ask for.

Currency launched to cover the cosmos

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And I thought we were in October

Is it the 1st of April already ? My how time flies !

Manhunt 2 banned by UK censor - again

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The usual boring attitudes

The market will decide. It's all about money, despite what some people would like to think about the importance of their moral opinion. This game will sell, just like Postal did, and for the same reasons. We are creatures of violence. We like to see violence, we want to see violence, but we want to stay safe from violence ourselves. We bask in TV violence all week. We seek the latest violent news in the papers, on the Internet, at the neighbors' house. We are all perverted like that, and those who advocate against violence are, ironically, quite well disposed to use it themselves (forbidding access to something is a form of violence).

There was only one Mahatma Ghandi.

The rest of us, especially males, are all potential rapists, murderers and molesters. Some of us control those emotions better than others. This game caters to those emotions, and those emotions have been catered to since before the gladiator arenas in ancient Rome (you know, before Christ ?).

And for those who think a violent film will only be seen once, I laugh. What keeps me from viewing my DVDs over and over again ? It's not because YOU only watch a film once that everyone else does. Do you think I pay €18 to see a film only once ?

Anything can make a person that is already borderline go over the edge. Once upon a time it was knee-length skirts that were anathema. Well we've got thongs in the streets now, and I don't think the rape statistics are any worse than they use to be. They're probably not much better either, and that's a shame.

In any case, a game is a game. There are Nazi games of torture out there, I'm sure one can find them on the Internet. I don't go and look for them, I'm not interested in the subject. There are also loads of porno games of all kinds, also available on the Internet for those who know how to look. I'm not interested in that either. P0rno and violence, the Two Pillars of Humanity. To deny them is to refuse power over them. I accept them, and I can choose what I wish to be subject to.

I will not pretend that I know better than my neighbor though. If he wants to watch violent films or play violent games, good for him. As long as he is polite with his fellow man, ready to lend a helping hand, who am I to judge his personal past times ?

Of course, viewing kiddie p0rn or snuff films is something else entirely. Making those hurt people, and are therefor reprehensible. But a game hurts no one, no more than a Hollywood film does (unless it's a really, really bad one).

Vulture goes awol from Scottish rescue centre

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Paris Hilton

Okay, my turn

Could someone please tell me the Paris Hilton angle on this ?

Kiddie coders embrace Facebook as new-age dev platform

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Just wait for Ballmer to buy it up

As soon as Microsoft buys up Facebook or whatever else, it'll be one social graph to rule them all sooner than you can blink.

Ballmer will have the kind of relation in a category, and you'll be using MS's site for every kind. LinkedIn will die because all .NET developers and all MCSEs will all want to be on it to better find a colleague or to be reassured by the number of others of their kind in existence.

And we'll be able to rant about how MS holds yet another monopoly on top of Outlook, IE and Windows.

Isn't this a wonderful world ?

Bloke buys supercar 'without proper consent from the wife'

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How interesting

What a load of viewpoints on what is or is not a Supercar.

I wasn't aware that engine placement was a defining criteria. And, on that subject, could someone please clarify what "mid-engine" means ? An engine placed under the drivers' seat ?

For me, a Supercar is a car that has more horsepower than any sane man can possibly handle. The Bugatti Veyron, with 1000hp, is indeed the very definition of a supercar. Any high-end Ferrari, Lamborghini, or the Maserati MC12 are as well. In general, anything with over 500hp is a supercar because, with that kind of power, you have to have proper air penetration, braking power and weight distribution simply to prevent the rich kid from killing himself in the first mile.

Porsche does not make supercars, they make playboy millionaire toys. The Porsche 911 GT3 is a 400-something horsepower toy (a nice one), not a supercar - but its hp-to-weight ratio is probably in line the Bugatti anyway.

Start the flamewars !

Pilot sacked for footie star on flightdeck shocker

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@Brutus - sorry, I can't agree

It is not the overpaid celebrity living in luxury that has any chance of going over the top and creating havoc and terror ending with multiple deaths.

No. The men living in luxury are much more likely to hire poor blokes living in abject misery, fill their heads with lies and nonsense about a magnificent Afterlife, and give them detonators and explosives so that they - the poor - go and snuff themselves voluntarily whilst creating havoc that end in Zero Tolerance rules that have an adverse effect on the rest of the world's sane people.

Bin Laden controls hundreds of millions of dollars, do you see him walking around with a belt of explosives ? Of course not.

Not that this is in any way a comment on the life and ways of that celebrity that is the involuntary cause of all the ruckus. It's just that it is highly unlikely that a man who can afford the luxuries of life is going to be the one to cause a terrorist scare. We are all creatures of comfort, after all. There are very few conflicts in our history that cannot be traced to the lack, or perceived lack, of some essential commodity. The conflicts simply grow bigger if the lack is more important.

Rise of the f*cking machines: Arse Elektronika bumps uglies with Web 2.0

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Article incomplete

Did the volunteer actually enjoy the experience ? What was her impression afterwards (apart from the stretching, that is) ?

Right, got my coat, going out now !

Japanese in exoskeleton ancestor-respect scheme

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Actually, this is an entirely new market for airlines

In effect, the airliners will become one big cargo bay with attach points for the robotic frames. Nor more seats needed !

Of course, a little rethink of onboard display panels will be needed - maybe make them WiFi and portable, and attach them to the frame in front of you ?

In any case, it will be the dawn of a new era, one where the words "human cattle" will finally be fully justified !

Huzzah for the future ! It's tomorrow's Baron Harkonnen coming to a seat near you !

Interpol launches worldwide hunt for abuse pics man

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@JonB

Now that they have a face to look for, it's most certainly what they are doing.

Or did you expect them to go looking for a swirlie ?

Government websites invaded by smut and spyware

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@Steven Hewitt

We're talking government servers here, and not on a Federal level either. You really think they use Linux ? Or Sun ?

And if Kevin is right, it has to be Windows servers because the malware wouldn't work on anything else.

Besides, anything to do with a bank is most likely made to be IE-compatible, and once again we're talking mainly Windows.

Ah, conspiracists. Anything is good to get a new theory running, eh ?

Canadian prof develops drunk-driving sim

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@Ru

Actually, all accidents ARE caused by driver stupidity.

The only thing is, it's not always the stupid idiot that caused the accident that gets trashed by it.

Thus the spikes are still a bad idea.

Unless they are on my front and rear bumpers, and on my hubcaps.

Tax man praised for owning up to lost laptop

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400 high value individual savings accounts

That's 400 people who will certainly wish to give the Inland Revenue a "refreshing level" of honest and to-the-point evaluation of their competence.

Church slams cathedral gun battle game's Bafta nomination

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What, again ?

They were already offended last month, weren't they ? And we already laughed them off the stage then.

They're coming back for more ? What, did they think we gave them an encore ?

We didn't. And I am sick of hearing about religious fanatics, be they on my side or any other. Stay away from me, you nutters. You're the reason there is all the killing in this world, and you complain about some fantasy slaughtering in a church ?

Hypocrisy at its best.

Genetics boffins on the verge of artificial bacteria

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And, 28 days later in unrelated news,

We have suddenly lost contact with the UK. No news agencies are answering the phone, the Prime Minister is incommunicado and the Queen has not been answering any calls from diplomatic channels.

We are at a loss to explain what has happened. US spy satellites gather some sporadic activity, and some cities are burning, but it's as if there is no intelligence left.

NATO is discussing the possibility of sending in a low-altitude survey craft, but somehow the various parties have not reached an agreement yet.

RIAA hits paydirt: wins first music-sharing jury trial

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This is NOT good

I am quite dismayed that the RIAA got a judgment its way. Actually, I don't even care if the lady IS guilty, I just don't want the RIAA getting more gung-ho than it is already, and I can just imagine the smugness oozing from the guy's face.

I'm sure that, now that he's feeling so superior, he's going to celebrate by beating up a grandma.

Coming to a Windows PC near you: 4 critical security updates

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Funny how that myth is easily propagated

What makes Vista more secure than XP ? The UAC ? You can disable it, and I'll bet that any user spending a day on the thing will end up doing so if only to save his sanity. Besides, the UAC does not prevent users from blindly clicking OK like they usually do.

What else do we have, the integrated firewall ? It's only marginally better than XP SP2 if I'm not mistaken, but apparently it does block outgoing stuff, so it IS better.

Unfortunately, a software firewall is something you can get for free anyway, so it's not really a Vista advantage, now is it ?

What else is secure about Vista ? Ah yes, the fact that hardly anyone is using it. That's undeniably a point in its favor.

But it's also the only one.

Facebook 'friend request' lands UK man in jail

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LinkedIn is not decent

It works by intimidation. After all, when your boss sends you a LinkedIn request, are you going to say no ?

And when all your colleagues have also signed up (because of your boss), and send you their own requests, are you going to turn them away ? Too late for that, you already accepted your bosses invitation.

And if an ex-colleague from a previous job sends you an invite, a guy that you got along with just fine, are you going to blow him away ? Of course not, you have no reason to brush him off, it might hurt his feelings and he doesn't deserve it.

LinkedIn is just one great big threat zone. These are people you know, you work with or have worked with. You DO NOT want to get them irked at you, because you know you just might NEED them at some point in the future.

LinkedIn is the Mafia cousin of social sites. You sign in, because if you don't, you'll be sorry.

Portrait of an (alleged) cyber bully as a young man

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Why worry ?

"why worry if he's guilty or not he plainly is"

Well, what a great way to enforce the "innocent until proven guilty" clause that is desperately trying to hang on to its ledge in the judicial system nowadays.

I'm glad you are so good at determining guilt. I am even gladder, though, that a real judge is actually going to require proof before condemning someone, even if the guy in the pic has a face worthy of wearing a bag all day long.

I totally despise what the person guilty of these actions has done, but before I start despising a guy named King for those acts I prefer having read proof that he is indeed the one who did it.

Scientist punts anti-snoring pillow

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Great idea !

I can just imagine what a pleasure it will be to have a Vista machine noisily putting away under the bed in order to control my Snorillow.

Not to mention the surprise beeping at 3 in the morning when the PC does a self-reboot because the control app - or Vista itself - knackered the OS enough for it to crash.

In any case, given that my wife has permanently forbidden all computer equipment from our bedroom, this is not likely to have a chance in my house.

Texas patent holder sues Google, Yahoo!, and Microsoft

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One question

Where has "Performance Pricing" implemented its code ? Where is it actually USING its "patent" ?

Because if it is not using it, then it should not complain about it being used. I've been hearing of Google, AOL and the rest for years now. Performance Pricing is a name I heard for the first time today.

Patent troll is their true name, and like SCO and Darl McBride, they should be strung up by the short and uglies and left to dry.

Pascal.

Braindead obituarists hoaxed by Wikipedia

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Well he did admit it

"R J Campbell [...] admitted to selling counterfeit software and so-called "parallel importing."

So he admitted it in Court. Why then should there be a disclaimer ?

Right after that, there's a reference to the legal issue. Let me quote it also :

"Under EU law, parallel imports describe branded goods bought in one country and sold elsewhere within Europe at a cheaper price than the trademark holder intends."

May I also bring your attention to this paragraph : "Microsoft seems to think folks going around higher European software prices are destroying the market."

Notice the use of the word "seems", indicating that what Microsoft thinks may not be reality.

Finally, there is the Court decision in its entirety, which clearly declares that Campbell was condemned for trademark and copyright infringement, and passing off.

So what would you want, Mr Anonymous WikiTroll ? Would you prefer that El Reg, respectable news source, publish an article that showed Campbell under the light of innocent victim ? El Reg understands quite well, but the guy admitted and got condemned. Those are the facts.

But don't worry. I don't expect a Wikizealot to worry about piddling things like facts.

Pascal.

Terror police lock down Soho to smoke out 9lbs of chillis

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That would be

"who hate us because we used to be free . . once upon a time . . in distant memory . . somewhere around the middle of last century as far as anyone can remember"

Freedom today is at the top of the Endangered Species List. None to be found here, move along now.

Kiwi boffins prove that booze makes you clever

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Endless fountain of well-being

Alcohol under all its forms is continuously being proven to remedy many ailments. Cholesterol, heart conditions, and now, stupidity. Could it be that the Fountain of Youth is actually at the bottom of my bottle of Vodka ?

I'll let you know when I get there.

3Com - a company built on ether

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Simple is good

The collision management system adopted by 3Com over Ethernet may be an insult to intelligence, but the fact is that other protocols with more complex schemes and much more thought and money poured into them do not do better and have just as many collisions to manage.

So what is the use of paying more for the same ? Ethernet is robust and scalable, which is more than many other protocols can boast.

eBay: Botnets are Linux-happy

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Taking the proper approach to security

So EBay is starting to think that whoever contacts them is working from a compromised platform ? Good news then. The first step of security is to trust no one without proof. The second step of security is to trust no proof you haven't verified yourself.

I hope that, with such an approach properly implemented, EBay will be able to show to the rest of the world just how security is done over the Internet. And I would be interested in seeing EBay become a real bank - with a bank's obligation to manage people's money and give it back if the person wants it back.

US Special Ops buys hydrogen droid strato-comms tech

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Not to rain on a parade or anything

I know that liquid hydrogen is not all that difficult to store and transport, and no more dangerous than fuel, but liquid hydrogen does have to be kept very cool, right ? Whereas fuel can be stored at room temperature without difficulty.

Doesn't that complicate the use of this bird a bit ? Especially given the fact that this spy plane is not really meant to be used in temperate climates at this time and in the current political situation ?

I'd think storing liquid hydrogen when the ambient temperature is 45°C will be something of an interesting challenge to the troops, in the same way that the flamethrowers of WWII were regarded as just as dangerous to their user than to the target.

But maybe I'm just exaggerating things.

Chinese internet security response team under attack

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Shoot the messenger, eh ?

"most of those sites are *run* by Americans" - but since they hijacked Chinese servers, it's China's fault !!

And if China didn't offer the infrastructure, it would be somebody else taking the blame. Anyone, except the poor Americans responsible for the whole mess in the first place.

This is one thread where we won't hear about how it was the US that invented the Internet !

American space self-monitoring plan delayed

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Sure they won't

"no intention to begin operations until we address your questions"

Gosh, if they say so then it's obvious they won't, right ? Or is this the same kind of "no we won't" than the wiretap fiasco ? Somehow I can't help but imagine some journo being cuffed, beaten by black-suited thugs with big fists, and pushed out of the CIA van with the words "talk about satellites and you'll see us again, but we won't be so nice next time".

Really, from the government that gave us "torture is legal", asking me to trust their word is REALLY stretching credibility.

Given the current track record in domestic surveillance, I wouldn't be surprised if satellite surveillance has already been put in place since 2002. After all, there is no law against it now, is there ?

Mr WebTV skewers US patent bill

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Something I'm missing here

I seem to remember that a Patent is a full description of a procedure by which one is supposed to be able to produce an exact replicate of the thing patented. A Patent should be an industry how-to for the fabrication of something, or that's how I understood it.

In which case, I fail to see how one can file 25 patents on ideas that have not yet the light of production, much less proper description.

If a Patent was only submittable when it indeed fully described a process, step by step, without any generalizations or missing parts, then we wouldn't have patent trolls because patent trolls have never invented anything - they only file a paper saying "I've thought of this thing !" and then go hunt for victims to sue.

And I'll bet that would also seriously cut down on the number of patents a given company has.

Dutch pull the plug on e-voting

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The sirens of technology becon again

It is easy to think that all of our current activities should be transformed into some electronic form or another. Easy and wrong.

It reminds me of the argument about magnetic bearings vs ball bearings. Yes, magnetic bearings are highly efficient, and highly technological things, but pull the plug and they are useless. Besides, engineering specifications call for a back-up bearing in case the magnetic bearing fails. Ball bearings are EMP-resistant, work in all types of weather and atmospheric conditions, and need absolutely no power source to work. Additionally, ball bearings can be extremely well manufactured, to the point where their efficiency is just as good as magnetic bearings.

The voting issue is the same kind of subject. We have an existing technology that works very well, is reasonably foolproof, and needs next to no investment or technology to function as intended. Some absolutely want to replace that with an unproven, unsecure technology that not only has trouble doing what it should do, but also gives no guarantee that it will produce results that are strictly in accord with the actions of the voters.

Sorry, but e-voting does NOT get my vote, not by a long shot.

Would-be politician fails in Yahoo! and Ask.com lawsuit

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Landmark decision here

I believe this decision will be heavily referred to in the future, either within a court context or even outside of one. Indeed, I cannot begin to count how many times I have read that, by censoring forums or somesuch, such-and-such a company or website is guilty of restricting free speech.

Well now it's official people : private companies have NO OBLIGATION to uphold free speech.

This is one bookmark I'll certainly be referring to in the future.

Boffins: Dark times for application development

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Personally, I see a bigger issue

Tools may be in the Dark Ages, but programming practices are in the Stone Age. Everywhere I go I see programmers "doing their thing" in their own way. Is there an industry-wide accepted coding practice ? Nope. Is there a coding methodology taught as soon as someone first touches an IDE ? Nope.

Today, in an industry that works with arguably the most technologically advanced products that Humanity has ever made, the methods used for creating code range from "quick and dirty hack" to "convoluted, committee-managed, process-based humongous monolith".

Everyone has his own manner of programming, his own manner of commenting and his own manner of documenting his code (including NOT documenting it). And each and every one of us have been moulded by whatever mentor we had in our youths - be it a human being, or an Internet chat room. There is no consistency between programmers. The only similarities you find is when both have enough experience in their trade to know how to avoid the most common pitfalls in programming and user management. But that is only because they have both hit their heads against the same wall - not because someone taught them about it in a consistent manner.

Oh, and I do know about this and that methodology that is available on some web page somewhere. The issue I have is that it is not taught along with the basics at school, and knowledge of it is not mandatory when one undertakes the responsibility of coding a business project. Once upon a time, being a software developer was a job for engineers. They learned this new subject along the way, shared their experience with their pairs and ended up writing the first programming manuals.

That time is long finished. Today, a 14-year-old can buy himself a web site and start banging PHP code however he likes, gradually rooting himself in disastrous coding habits that he will bring with him in his professional life, and will take years to teach himself out of, if ever he manages to do so.

I don't see this changing any time soon either. So bring on the tools of the New Era. Bring on the Renaissance ! After all, it can hardly be worse than the standards & practices we have now.

Pascal.

Opportunity goes panoramic on Victoria

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Thanks Steve

For putting those numbers into proper units !

;-)

IBM virtual strike goes ahead in Sadville

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Another thing missing

Insert inevitable rant about how it's not Sadville but Second Life, as if we cared.

US Navy to remodel Hitler's San Diego bunker

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It was NOT frog-marching

It was called the goose-step, you insensitive capitalist invader !

And this is the Internet, made specifically so that people who want to "get all up in arms over something" have something to get all up in arms over.

So, who wants to get all riled up about goose' rights ?

New euro coin stuffs Turkey

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That's a stylized map ?

Gosh, I would have thought that something stylized would look a little less like an actual geographical map.

I would think that a stylized map would be more like one big square for the Russian side, next to a smaller square for the western part of Europe, with a small line to represent the dangling bits of Italy, and one stonking big middle finger representing the UK.

THAT would be stylized.

This is a bloody world map with bits obviously missing, nothing less.

Chemical-weapons hysteria causes cholera

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How to fuck up a country - Step 7

Just ensure that education levels drop to such a dismal point that vast numbers of people cannot correctly decide when to use "their" compared to "they're", nor realize what a contraction is and what it means, or be able to understand that the word "hysteria" following "chemical weapons" might just be the actual subject, and not the chemicals weapons themselves.

Why, in such a country, I'll bet that they would spend a lot more time discussing the potential consequences of a Presidential blowjob then they would spend wondering if it's a good idea to invade a country that hasn't attacked them.

They might even accept a President who openly lies to his people without impeaching him.

I know, it sounds hard to accept, but trust me, it's possible.

If users are a security threat, how do you manage them?

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Management is the weakest link

You can have all the procedures you want, you can educate all you want, you will never avoid the day someone at a higher level than you comes in and says "I need this" in complete violation of standards that he might have suggested himself.

I agree with all the points that the article makes, and I mostly agree with the comments that have been made as well.

But what you really need to plan for is what you will do when said managers laptop comes back from home full of viruses, smutware and other threats, and gets logged back on to your network.

And your plan needs to answer one single question : will you lock out his access until he has asked you to purge the stuff, or will you shut your mouth and deal with the hundreds of infections that will inevitably follow ?

In one case, you might well get fired if the offender is high up enough (some people simply cannot be blamed for anything). In the other, you might not get fired, but you'll certainly rack up overtime in an impressive way.

All other contingencies are Nice To Have, but ultimately it all boils down to whether or not you are powerful enough in your company to keep your network safe.

If that is not the case, a speedy exit strategy is a must.

DARPA code teams compete on same K9 robot

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Why you don't want real animals on a battlefield

Especially not dogs - they can bark at the most inappropriate times (you won't sneak anywhere, or remain concealed, with a barking dog at your side). Aside from that small inconvenience, it probably takes a lot of training to not have an animal run in terror when the shelling starts.

And finally, soldiers will have a hard enough time coping with the deaths of their fellows. Throwing a live animal in that kind of hell will probably add to the psychological misery and unfairness of the battlefield. I mean, soldier or not, people have a tendency of getting attached to animals, all the more ones that help them.

Seeing the pack dog get blown away will not help morale.

Three Gorges Dam an 'environmental catastrophe'

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@China needs the power

Ooh, how appropriate to compare 50-meter waves and 2 billion rats to some smog.

Dear Lord, please spare us the Evils of Pollution ! We will accept anything if we can avoid Pollution !!

Well I would much rather deal with a bit of smog than have to fight more rats than there are people in China. I'd like to see you find a way to deal with 2 billion rats.

2 billions rats. For Heaven's sake ! I can't even imagine what damage that amount of hungry critters can do.

Adwalker awarded US patent

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Closed down ? I like that idea.

Besides, I'd like to see how durable those things are. For example, are they made to resist a jaunt in the Underground without poking out a kid's eye ? Will these wearable screens rip or tear easily in the crowded sidewalks of Manhatten ? And just how much push and shove will they take in Tokyo - where there are three people per square meter all day long - and twice that in the metro ?

And if it can survive normal, day-to-day use without making everyone but the wearer bear the cuts and bruises, what about those who get mugged for the screen ? And what if the hoodies decide that they like the sound of breaking ad screens, and go on a rampage ?

Right. It's time I took my medication. If you'll excuse me . . .

Acer plans renewed effort to drag up PC prices

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Well that does it for me

No more Acer purchase from me, thank you. Now that it's all over the map, it can only mean bad things for reliability and usefulness of their products.

I'll wait a few years for the dust to settle before I go back to using Acer motherboards and such.

Vanessa Hudgens net smut: your children are at risk

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I second the motion

Where is the bloody link ?! Surely we must be able to judge for ourselves whether or not Disney was justified in its outrage ?

THE LINK !!

Ninja she-devils rob Pennsylvania gas station

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@Morely

Brilliant comeback ! Although I might have issues with the notion of tank-sized people being "well" fed, I still have a great smile as I type this.

Thanks for lightening the day !

LAPD patrol cars to get sticky-GPS-tracker cannon?

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Re: Zap! not all that likely to work.

"the current would harmlessly short out across the metal body of the car and directly to ground"

Um, through rubber tires ? Should I specify, naturally-insulating rubber tires ?

The current won't go anywhere near the ground, that's for sure. Whether or not it will zap the car's onboard computer or somesuch is another issue, but current leakage to the ground is not.

Unless, of course, the guy has one of those anti-lightning grounding thingies - made of rubber as well. But the issue is probably moot because at 90mph the thing won't touch the ground either.

NY probes Facebook over pedophile controls

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Can't help but wonder

Technically, it is perfectly feasible to restrict profile viewing of adults to only other adult profiles. If that was done, then said 24-year old could simply not have sent a message to pseudo 13-year old since he would not have seen the "girl's" profile.

And if, for the sake of argument, one had to admit that sometimes adults should be able to view underage profiles, it could be restricted to requiring that the younger one initiate contact first, by sending a request to that effect. One could also imagine that parents could have automatic access to their offspring's profile for parental control.

If this measure was implemented, the only real issues we would have is with the real pedophiles posing as underage teens and trying to catch a new victim. Prosecution would be easy, because there is no way an adult can pretend that he didn't realize that he was creating an underage profile. Once caught, he'd be hooked for good.

So now, if this is technically feasible and not all that difficult to implement, why isn't it done ?

Jack Thompson sets about Halo 3

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Disaster strikes

Oh my God ! He has reproduced ! His DNA is going to survive ! This is a major disaster.

On the other hand, now that he has personally sent his own offspring to get a copy of Halo 3 - meaning that there already is an XBox 360 at the home, or I hope - what is the kid going to do with it ?

Is he going to forbid his kid from playing with it ? Or is he going to allow his kid to play the game ? On the one hand, one could accuse him of sadism, and on the other, well he has no business blaming other parents if he does the same.

So which is it, Jacko ? Sadist, or hypocrite ?