* Posts by Pascal Monett

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Who's adding DRM to HTML5? Microsoft, Google and Netflix

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There is only one thing to understand

That Microsoft tries to infect something with DRM is par for the course. That Netflix does so is not really any concern of mine.

That Google puts its name to such a proposal is the proverbial final nail in the coffin of "do no evil".

The next time anyone comes in defense of Google I will from now on be forced to remember that it proposed DRM. The two are now irrevocably associated : Google = DRM.

Thanks Google, it was nice while it lasted.

Foxconn allegedly hid underage workers from inspectors

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Apple officials

Just like every other industrial multinational corporation, Apple officials are there to ensure that production of shiny objects is not impeded by unforeseen obstacles and progresses at minimal cost.

Company officials are not visiting to ensure that sub-contractors are working in the most comfortable, plush environment possible, because every additional comfort affects the bottom line and thus reduces margins.

And reducing the margin is a capital offense, in every sense of the word.

RIP: Peak Oil - we won't be running out any time soon

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Well, given the rate at which the Chinese are buying new cars . . .

We'll all soon be paying oil at prices where just about any production method will be economically viable.

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Smart animals have no forecast committee to tell them where to go or when to limit their consumption, they're animals.

So even smart animals can die of hunger if they're out of luck.

Grumble-flick chat site exposes flirts' privates

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One can never be too careful. I'm going to go and watch every one of their videos to make sure.

Planet-wide cloud dream burst by nations' laws - BSA

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Indeed, the only thing BSA is really saying is that the law is getting in the way of its profits.

Oh ! What a pesky thing, law. Big companies really should be above it, eh BSA ?

Pakistan blocks 13,000 grumble flick sites

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"ultimately wouldn't deal with the root cause"

Yep, because the "root cause" is simply that sex sells.

Always has, always will, and I don't care what your religion is 'cause it don't matter.

You wanna address the "root cause" ? Educate your people. Elevate them intellectually beyond the instinctual level and make them appreciate the more sophisticated pleasures of women in stockings instead of just bare flesh.

But whatever you do, don't ever believe that you can eradicate porn. It just won't happen.

Ever.

Megastar personalities are intellectual property in draft law

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So, basically

Egotistical twats can now add another layer of varnish on their glistening turds in some totally unimportant piece of emerged landmass with laws that do not concern 99.9% of the world.

That's really news that only a media whore could be interested in.

Zuckerberg: Facebook rakes in cash... to make world a better place

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Facebook on mobile ?

Let's be clear about one thing : as long as mobile internet costs an arm and a leg, nobody is going to view mobile ads as anything but the greatest annoyance.

Things are changing in that sector, but slowly (heh, operators are not going to just let data flow freely, now are they ?). I predict that, until mobile internet data usage is freed from counting and billing bytes, Facebook is not going to be able to make any meaningful ad money out of it.

Microsoft ad campaign savages Google over privacy

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I prefer opting out with NoScript - that way I'm sure that there is no record in the first place.

Facebook, MySpace, Twitter expose Google's 'evil'

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Two words

Who cares ?

No, frankly, is there any reason at all to pay attention to what Facebook, MySpace and Twitter have to say about anything ? One is a company creating ADD patients, the second is well on its way to irrelevance and the third has the brainpower of a canary.

Now I agree that Google has become the Microsoft of the Internet, but frankly the Three Stooges are the last people I would go to for a discussion on anything.

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hypocracy ?

What is that, government by hype ?

That would be Fox news, then.

I believe the word you're looking for is hypocrisy.

As a Vorlon, moreover a confused one, you are forgiven.

Data centers to cut LAN cord?

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WTF?

Gigabit Ethernet ?

Isn't that over copper ?

Doesn't fibre give largely superior speeds, with additional immunity from electromagnetic interference ?

Why are we even talking about wireless ?

Darwin's lost fossils found down the back of a cupboard

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"To find a treasure trove of lost Darwin specimens from the Beagle voyage is just extraordinary"

Yes, but to find them already stored and still waiting for analysis after over a century and a half is a darn shame.

Might be time to get a few interns to go through all storage areas and see what else needs to be "rediscovered".

10 years ago today: Bill Gates kicks arse over security

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Did I read that right ?

Microsoft a security leader ? Since when ?

Okay, I'll admit that Windows 7 has a slightly different approach to kernel management than any other Microsoft OS ever made, but that does not change the fact that most driver installations still end up in a reboot of the PC.

Whatever Microsoft does with Windows won't change the fact that it's entire structure is a security hazard. UAC does not change the efficiency of rootkits, and anything that fools the user can turn the PC into a zombie.

Not to turn into a penguinista, but one has to admit that zombifying a Linux computer is a rather difficult proposition, next to the ease with which a Windows platform can be owned, as they say.

So no, sorry. It's not the noise you make that makes you a musician, and it's not the blaring PR coming out of Redmond that makes a leader in security. A leader in security is secure by design, and Windows is shot to pieces from the ground up on that subject.

But Windows is getting better, that I admit. Windows 7 is the best Windows I've had yet, and much more stable than XP was, even in its SP2 configuration.

Ron Paul’s web campaign mired in pokey pages

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Oh great

Now website performance is part of the appreciation metrics of a presidential candidate.

We're not going to hell in a handbasket, we've arrived.

Ceglia fined for failing to show evidence of Facebook ownership

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Isn't there something called "contempt of court" ?

And if you string the courts through hundreds of hours for nothing, aren't the two related in some way ?

Frankly, as a judge in a civil case (there is no murder here, so no last-minute revelations are admissible if I'm not mistaken), if the accusation (Ceglia is accusing Zuckerberg of owing him money, right ?) does not give proof of its claims within the first two hours of court arguments, I'd call it off until proof is on the table.

IANAL, obviously, but I do seem to remember some vague notion about civil cases being based on putting everything on the table first, then letting both parties discuss over what thing has what importance. If the accusation comes to the table without proof, then there is nothing to discuss.

Huawei uncloaks sleek, slim, sexy smartphones

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Surround sound ?

On a tiny thingy you hold to one ear ?

Oh come on.

Bit-part actress slings sueball at IMDb over age gripe

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15 films in the last three years - isn't that supposed to set some sort of level of performance ? Shouldn't agents be more interested in that than in a simple number ?

She has obviously proven herself to be reliable, that should count for something.

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A washed up failure ?

Given the amount of films she has appeared in since Y2K, I don't think the term "failure" applies.

Mid-life crises certainly, but not failure.

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Complaining because her "real" age was revealed ?

How old was she passing herself for, 25 ?

To think that we're in the 3rd millennium and all that, and we still get women who can't stand their age being revealed.

I thought that kind of behavior was for my grandmother.

HD JuiceBox HDMI over Powerline kit

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Cool, but I can't use it

Already tried Ethernet over power lines and it just doesn't work in my house.

My electrical panel has no less than eight separate circuits, four for the power outlets in the lower and upper areas, four for the lights in the same areas. The room used as office, for example, is not on the same circuit than the living room.

That is significant because the office is where Internet, phone and TV arrive, whereas the living room is, of course, where we watch said TV.

I tried Ethernet over power lines to avoid having to string a cable through the attic. Unfortunately, it never worked.

I doubt this version would work better in the same conditions.

NASA halts 'naut flogging Apollo 13 notebook

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So NASA is going the Apple route ?

Anything that brings in any money must now bring it to NASA. No side benefits to third parties allowed, be they American Heroes or not.

The beancounter's stranglehold on everything financial is strengthening even more. Where is the "more and more will slip through your fingers" when you need it ?

Intel ignores Steve Jobs, adds touchscreen to Ultrabook

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FAIL

"we all want a computer like in Minority Report"

No we don't. Standing all day long moving my arms every single time I want to interact with a system is not how I prefer to use a computer.

Sitting in a comfortable chair, with a table set at the right inclination, a good, responsive keyboard and a wireless mouse is how I prefer working on a computer.

The 200" screen, however, I would like.

Facebook VERY SLOWLY rolls out Timeline

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"It can't just be me who doesn't give a fuck what articles anybody else is reading today?"

I totally agree.

In fact, I agree so much that I don't even have a Facebook account.

Boffins hack evolution, create SUPERSOLDIER ANTS

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In other news

A baby has been reported missing after witnesses saw what they describe as a "velociantor" running through a mall with a blue blanket in its maw.

Tune in for the special at 7, after your daily Homeland Security security bulletin.

Dammit Ramnit! Worm slurps 45,000 Facebook passwords

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"More and more malware families have started using social networks to reach victims instead of spam"

Good, maybe that'll lighten the load on my spam filter.

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I'm sure the criminals that haven't yet mastered that particular functionality would love to get some pointers on that as well.

Gamers grumble over Steam outage

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I practically only ever buy games through Steam now

And I love how people hate Steam, yet go on and buy Battlefield 3. Great logic there, people !

For me, Steam is the way to go. It's practical, it's up-to-date, and it's often cheap (if you wait for the deals to appear).

I am sick of disc checks and other such DRM shenanigans. I have accepted the fact that I will be checked if I like it or not, so I might as well use a system where the checking is transparent to me. With Steam, it is.

Additionally, Steam gives me access to many titles I do not see in stores. Have you seen the size of the PC aisle of game stores these days ? Pitiful. I know consoles are very common, but looking at a game selection aisle would make you think that PCs are the Linux of the game community.

They are not.

In any case, I game on PC, and Steam is a good platform to work with. Large game selection, many recent titles, some exclusives. Plus, guess what ? If my PC fails for some reason, all I need to do is port my Steam hard disk to another PC and it starts up fine.

Try doing that with the EA downloader and cry your eyes out.

SEC: 'Man tried to sell $500bn investments on LinkedIn'

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"buying through social networks"

Dear Lord Almighty, tell me please that those who do such a stupid thing are the same ones that buy Viagra from a spam ad ?

Boffins glue self-righting ROBO-VELOCIRAPTOR tail to car

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Jumping off is not the problem

It's the landing that is the issue.

Stratfor so very, very sorry in wake of mega-hack

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Stratfor's new company motto

Security - we just get paid to talk about it

The secret to getting rich in 2012: Open APIs

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But that's exactly what happened

Because all the new "engineers" enamoured with Web 2.Oh forgot the groundwork that made it all possible and went for the flashy stuff.

Now that we've all had our decade of style over substance, it just might be that people - and maybe even managers - are starting to realize that making things easier for developers is not just a fringe benefit, but can actually create new and more powerful applications.

And we're at this point because managers are not developers and haven't been paying enough attention to what their devs have been saying. After all, up to now, an API was just wasted company resources - not something worthy of being put in an attention-grabbing PowerPoint presentation.

Merry Christmas, Stratfor

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Dang, you're right

So I did gloss over that. I blame the eggnog.

Still, I wonder what Stratfor's clients are going to think of the "security" that failed to protect them.

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"As a media source, Stratfor's work is protected by the freedom of press"

I'm sure their clients will value that excuse greatly.

By the way, does this mean that Stratfor is inclined to use faith-based protection ? Because I wonder if that line of defense would hold up in court. Somehow, I am inclined to think not.

Ofcom grills pirates, loses report under fridge for two years

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"could it even be done legally?"

If there is a written agreement between the media cartel and the subjects of the research specifying that nothing the subjects can do will be the subject of a lawsuit during the length of the study, then the law will not be brought into the equation.

Simple as that.

As long as murder is not involved, of course.

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Damn true that !

I am sick to death of being forced to watch that stupid FBI warning.

HEY MORONS ! IF I SEE YOUR WARNING, IT'S BECAUSE I PAID FOR THE DISK !!

Do they really think that their bloody warning will be kept by pirates ?

Not counting the idiots that make film trailers mandatory before being able to watch the film. Yeah, as if six years after the DVD has been sold I'll still be interested in trailers for films that I either have the DVD for, or have decided that I am totally not interested.

Still, could be good for some laughs (hey, remember that turkey ? Man was that film stupid !).

But no. These days I buy my DVDs when I'm interested, and rip the film to keep only the film. That way I can watch what I want, when I want, which is something I find perfectly normal to do in my own house.

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Logical theory

In reality, though, the cash-strapped are less guilty of thieving than one would think, and if they do start stealing, it will be to acquire things they actually need, not useless stuff they can do without.

I think that the people most guilty of copyright infringement are people who could very well pay for it, but choose not to for various reasons (some that can actually be valid from their point of view).

After all, we're not talking about survival here, but about entertainment. When you've reached that level of preoccupation, you've most likely done away with more basic issues like where do you sleep and do you have enough to eat.

ISP ordered to drop 'three strikes' rule against pirates

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Oh but they have "figured it out", and their solution is to lobby for laws that impose on ISPs to "sort it out".

Fusion-io: SSDs are useless ... Let's build one

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Note to the author : Could you please stop with the stupid mid-article panels ?

I know some expensive magazines tend to think it makes them more intellectual or something, but really it is nothing more than a nuisance and a distraction.

Especially when the quote inside has absolutely no relevance whatsoever to the text that is currently being read.

If you really have to keep using those stupid mid-article boxes, at least use them as they are supposed to be used, i.e. to make an underline a phrase that correctly summarizes the current section of the article.

For example, a more interesting sentence would have been "Connecting via the PCIe-based SCSI Express standard is consistent with Fusion’s cut-through architecture".

But really, I would prefer that it disappears. It is not standard Reg layout and it is not something I like seeing.

Five firms to create HD-centric DRM for SD cards

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Let me make this very clear

I will not accept having a digital cop watching my every move any more than I would accept having a real cop in my house watching my every move.

I am more than fed up with these companies that act as if they have the right to police me in my own home just because they create themselves the means to do so.

I will not buy anything with any sort of DRM tech if I can avoid it. I have already decided on a total boycott of Sony products, and if I have to wait for a noname Chinese knock-off to get performance and freedom, then I will do so.

No one has the right to impose anything on me in my own house, period.

Plastic semiconductor makes solar cells more efficient

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I take it that you're also against a 10% salary increase then.

Fusion-io board gets ex-HP hotshot

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The countdown to layoffs is started.

Comet Lovejoy survives brush with fiery solar death

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So the core is activated now ?

And soon we will see the heat bloom of the subterranean energy source that will revive the alien life-form contained within before re-orienting the comet's course to collide with Earth so as to start the second phase of the infestation.

Now we know why the Mayans didn't bother counting beyond 2012.

It's all true !! Run for the . . . oh wait, that'll be useless anyways.

Oh well, better stock up on champagne then, in order to get ripped to shreds in style.

The cure for US job woes: More immigrants

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"there is no evidence that immigrants take jobs from US-born workers."

That's it - now I believe the rapture will indeed be for 2012.

The Mayans were right ! Run for the hills !

Swiss-based Balesio takes the knife to PDF files

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Storage is never free

Especially in an enterprise environment.

With terabyte disks available now (generally speaking - the tsunami effect will not last), one would think that all IT departments have stuffed their servers with disk space.

That is not true, unfortunately. For some strange reason, enterprise servers are still quite often choking from mailbox mismanagement and small disk sizes.

Must have something to do with the fact that server-grade disks are held to much higher reliability and I/O throughput than basic consumer disks and thus more expensive in cost per GB.

That, plus the fact that IT is still viewed as a cost center, makes enterprise servers the red-headed stepchild in disk space availability.

On my personal PC, I have no less than 2 disks with 2TB each, plus four other disks for a total of over 5TB of storage space.

I know for a fact that there are a few companies not far from where I live that employ several hundred people and they have far less storage available on their mail server (think 300GB max).

But my disks are not RAID, or SCSI, nor are they high-throughput parity-checking error-correcting disks. They are just high-capacity consumer-grade disks and I was crazy enough to buy that kind of storage for myself.

My money, my choice. Company IT departments do not have that kind of freedom.

NASA detects 'heartbeat' of pint-sized star-sucker

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Launched in 1995 ?

Designed for a 2-year lifespan, STILL WORKING TODAY ?

If only cars could be made like that.

To heck with cars, make a bloody printer like that !

Stolen, remote-wiped iPhones still get owner's iMessages

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Wait a minute

The phone was reported a stolen and deactivated, yet it could still connect to the network and send/receive messages ?

What's the use of deactivating the bloody thing then ?

I thought that, when you report your phone as stolen, the phone network operators would refuse connections from that phone. That should mean that, even if the phone is not wiped, it is nothing more than a shiny brick with a screen.

If that is not the case, then what deterrent is there to make the thief's activity useless ?

The Google Review: Now Speak Your Brains

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I totally agree with you

But the article is about copyright, not patents.