* Posts by Pascal Monett

19104 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Apr 2007

TalkTalk 'fesses up to MEGA data breach

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Re: Again!

Sorry, but that does not feel enough for me.

Personally, I think that any company that has not been diligent in the protection of my personal data should see its CEO go to jail and its board fined on their personal fortune.

If it impacts me personally, I see no reason why it should not impact them personally.

Watch: FIRE-SPITTING time-lapse images of Sol showcase NASA's sun-gazing highs

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THAT !

It's the screensaver I want.

'We have NO IDEA who put those ads on our TVs', Sammy simpers

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It's not everything we try to keep private, it's everything we have a right to keep private.

There is a big difference between the two.

'Come on, everyone – block US govt staff ogling web smut at work'

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Thrust, urge, stiffen, orgy

I'm sure those terms were chosen exclusively because they fit the editorial line on the subject matter, eh ? (nudge, nudge, wink, wink).

But more seriously, the day that anyone finds the way to "prohibit the access of a pornographic or other explicit web site" without impacting any other sort of material is the day we have finally found a functioning AI.

Won't happen tomorrow.

Accused Goldman Sachs code pilferer sues FBI for 'wrongful arrest'

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Goldman Sachs is a scientific institute now ?

Or do they think that their specific formulas for massaging numbers to demonstrate their wishful thinking qualifies as science ?

Ex-NASA boffin dreams of PREDATOR-ish tech in humble microwaves

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"browsing the internet while you wait"

Yeah, like I don't already have a tablet that can do that.

Can we stop trying to find stupid excuses to wire everything up to the Internet ?

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Not really

Given that the NSA is hoovering up everything first, then applying analysis to it, the comment stands.

Evolve: A shoot-em-up full of scary monsters and super creeps

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A rare kind of game, really ?

"Turtle Rock's title is a rare kind of game, in that it's entirely reliant upon other players for it to be a worthwhile experience."

Oh, so it's just like Call of Duty Online, every Battlefield since number 3, and just about every multiplayer shooter that is being made since five years ago.

Yup, sounds very rare. Especially since the single-player titles are something that have practically gone extinct since Y2K.

Could we please cut the marketing drivel ?

Show me the money, America! It's time to learn how to pronounce 'Xiaomi'

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Given that everything is now produced either in China or in some geographically close country, you can take you 1970's dogma and put it back in the folder marked "Obsolete".

If we had to rely on things produced in the Northern Hemisphere, we'd have trouble getting things more technologically advanced than forks & knives.

ATTENTION SETI scientists! It's TOO LATE: ALIENS will ATTACK in 2049

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It is a totally obsolete notion in the Age Of Internet.

Except for those numpties who try to discover where any US Fleet is at any given moment. They then get the immense privilege of discovering the notions of Security and Obscurity in one fell swoop of an FBI van.

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Re: Why is the assumption that whatever is out there is hostile

Because of two simple facts :

1) any race that has developed itself to be space-worthy has first had to establish itself as the ultimate predator in its own native environment. You can't build a spaceship if you fear being eaten by whatever tiger it is you have there.

2) any race that is space-worthy has to have a bureaucracy which has to justify its existence in difficult economic times - thus an invasion will inevitably be a wonderful economic opportunity, for them.

UN negotiations menaced by topless women. Or not

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I wonder what it is like in Belarussia

Clearly they seem to have a lot of fun over there.

Unless, of course, said topless ladies are all over sixty, in which case - yes, what a frightening prospect.

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Re: What idiots

Not at all. These are the people making noise about arms control.

The people deciding the issue are in weapons manufacturers boardrooms, dressed in suits and very serious about their job.

When they have made up their minds, they will tell the people who make noise which way to make noise.

TITANIC: Nuclear SUBMARINE cruising 'Sea of KRAKENS' may be FOUND ON icy MOON

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Re: space plane

Probably because they are actual scientists and are also taking into account mission mass and total cost issues as well as point-of-failure problems.

Adding a space plane will add mass that will increase the payload to chuck out of Earth orbit thus increasing cost. Additionally, it will increase the amount of mass to move to Titan, thus increasing the amount of fuel needed to push it, thus increasing payload even more, which increases cost. Finally, adding another element with another set of possible failure options that are extremely difficult to mitigate from a billion miles away and can totally render the entire mission useless is a risk that most true scientists, fully aware of how little money they are being allotted to work their magic, will most likely prefer to avoid.

Biter bitten as hacker leaks source code for popular exploit kit

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Is this good news ?

I'm sure I'm all that reassured about this leak. Does this mean we can be confident that things are more secure, or should we consider that, now that the blackhats have dumped this tech in the open, they have better ?

On the other hand, this might actually be good news for all people looking for an excuse to avoid installing Silverlight.

Proposed US law could deal knockout blow to FBI in overseas cloud privacy ding-dongs

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Re: "It's a system that protects America from their government"

Really ?

Doesn't seem to be working very well right now, does it ?

BLAME ENGINEERS: Workstation sales soar by 8.9 per cent a year

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It's not just you

I'm not an engineer, just a developer, but working on 3 screens rocks. One for the specs, one for the IDE and one for visualizing results. 7 Terabytes of disk and 24GB of DDR3 RAM is nice too.

Find me a laptop that can do that . . . and I still won't buy it.

Dutch government websites KO'd by 10-hour DDoS

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Joke

"Dutch MPs are not exactly known for their high inteligence..."

First of all, let me correct that for you : "Dutch MPs are not exactly known..."

Second, congratulations on having the same kind of MPs as everybody else.

It's not the cloud: The problem lies between the chair and the computer – Gartner

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Whaddya mean it's not new technology ? Of course it's new technology ! There's thousands of CxOs having gone to, going to, or preparing to go to fancy seminars in tropical paradises to hear about how new it is and bring the Good Word back to their sheeple - uh, I mean, people.

World's governments emerge enraged from mounds of red tape, screaming at ICANN

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after-the-fact complaint system

Yeah, because ICANN is really, really reliable where complaints are concerned. There is absolutely no example of any complaint that has not been rigorously handled and justifiably managed, no sir, cross my heart (you shut up in the back, or I will cross your domain off the Web forever).

IBM says dating apps can give you a nasty infection DOWN THERE!

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"an app could gain excessive permissions"

Nonsense. Every app already demands ALL permissions to install, even if it's just a stopwatch app, so there's no "gaining" permissions needed.

'Kickass' Somali pirates get their asses kicked by Japanese ass-kickers

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Nah, Duvel, Brigand and Grimbergen.

Facebook: Hey guys, come share all your securo-blunders with us!

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"We are committed to protecting people's privacy"

Funny, I always have a gag reflex whenever the notion of Privacy gets anywhere near Facebook.

Now Samsung's spying smart TVs insert ADS in YOUR OWN movies

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"We are aware of a situation that has caused some Smart TV users"

... have noticed that we are monitoring them. This will stop forthwith to revert to the stealth readings we were doing before until the market accepts less covert surveillance and we can carpet-bomb them with ads for 30 minutes followed by 10 minutes of whatever crap they thought they wanted to watch.

World's mega-rich tax dodge exposed: Meet the HSBC IT bloke at the heart of damning leak

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"Although there are numerous legitimate reasons to have a Swiss bank account"

Bullshit.

There is only one legitimate reason to have a Swiss bank account : you are Swiss.

If you're not, you're evading taxes. Period.

Official: Single people need to LOWER their EXPECTATIONS

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Re: in evolutionary terms we've only gone from grunting to Bach or Feynman in the blink of an eye

From what I witness around me in my daily life, I'm more and more convinced that we're still very much grunting.

UK air traffic mega cockup: BOTH server channels failed - report

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Re: temperamental?

One failure in 30 years of operation is hardly temperamental.

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"a human being should have realized"

That, right there, is why mistakes keep happening.

Don't count on antivirus software alone to keep your data safe

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"These are solid, reliable tools"

Yeah, especially when they utterly fail to stop a new version of a virus, or when they mistake a Windows system file for a virus, quarantine it and crash the system, or when they grab 99% of CPU for minutes on end and keep you from doing your job without rhyme or reason.

The only thing that is reliable with AV software is the fact that your PC now belongs to it, not to you.

Unfortunately, as imperfect and annoying as they are, we do indeed need them. Therefor the only thing we can do is find the anti-virus that will be as efficient as possible while bothering us the least.

A real treasure hunt, and the treasure is our security.

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An example ?

I Googled "drive-by infection" and the first two results were this and this.

In the second article, it is clearly stated that "Just surfing to an affected website is enough to infect a computer".

I do believe that that sentence is in direct contradiction to your belief that "on its own, with no clicking or acknowledgement, a website cannot infect a PC".

And would you care to clarify how, on the one hand, you talk about Javascript in most of your post, yet you say "a website cannot infect a PC that prompts for any activeX to run" ? Where does ActiveX come into the discussion, and how exactly do you believe that ActiveX is, in any way, secure after all the holes that have been found in it ?

Microsoft explains Windows as a SERVICE – but one version remains a distant dream

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"systems powering hospital emergency rooms, air traffic control towers, financial trading systems"

Dear God, Microsoft is in Air Traffic Control towers ?

God help us all.

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Don't see what the hoopla is about New Features

Businesses don't need new features, they need a stable, reliable environment.

When they do need a new feature, they'll go and buy an app that does what they need.

The last thing they need is for the OS vendor to go and change their working environment under the guise of installing something they didn't ask for.

Dissidents and dealers rejoice! Droid app hides your stash in plain sight

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Secret data would be encrypted

And that helps how given that UK plods can force you to give the password else send you to Guantanamo ?

SWINGBELLIES! Take heed! Drinking WINE is good for your LIVER

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Sure, at least not until the hangover.

Then . . . OUCH.

Jupiter Ascending – a literally laughable train wreck of a film

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Serenity is my all-time favorite movie, and Firefly is the best series ever made bar none.

Just sayin'

Hey biz – cut fraud with digital ID verification. Yes, like Verify – Maude

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Because Not Invented Here and therefor no trough to dip one's friends' snout in.

Forget robo-butlers – ROBO-MAIDS! New hotel staffed by slave-droids

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"access their rooms using a facial recognition system"

Interesting. I thought facial recog systems were not very accurate. If this actually works, it will prove that FRSs can indeed be useful.

On the other hand, if it doesn't, good luck explaining to a robot that you can't get into your room. I hope they have some actual Human staff for handling errors, or at least rolling up the bodies in carpets.

hive mind informs climate change believers and sceptics

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Or maybe he has tried, time and again, to have a discussion with posters of a different opinion only to regularly find his points ignored, his mother insulted and his masculinity put in question.

Whatever "side" you may be on on the question of AGW-now-rechristined-Climate-Change, you have to admit that no forum discussion is possible outside of people who agree with you. The entire subject is void of any more reasoning, it's just shouting louder than the other guy.

A pitiful state for such an important question. Thankfully, it does not keep scientists from doing their job and continuing to gather data and analyze it.

Ransomware 2.0 'crypts website databases – until victims pay up

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So they got in with a compromised FTP password

And then they pwned the place so bad it's not even funny any more. This seems to me to be a good step above skiddie level. This is serious criminal activity done by knowledgeable perps, and they're going to mint millions with it.

Big Corp might not get caught, but Mom & Pop operations are going to be sunk by this.

On the other hand : calling Sony ! Sony ? If you think you lost some money last time, when these guys show up on your doorstep, you're going to find out the true meaning of LOSSES.

DARPA: We KNOW WHO YOU ARE... by the WAY you MOVE your MOUSE

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How a user handles the mouse could be distinctive and difficult to mimic

Probably, but I have the feeling analysis can only be reliable when the user is already logged on. Using it for the ultra-short time required to validate credentials which constrain the possibilities because set actions are required will likely not produce a valid recognition. Kinda voids the premise, in that case.

Sony hurls Online Entertainment from the mothership

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"They have a proven track record in similar and related industries..."

Do they ? Funny I've never, ever heard of them then.

When I read that sentence I was thinking "they have a rap sheet a mile long...". If they've only been heard of by investors, it doesn't feel like a good thing.

Oh, and what industry is "similar and/or related to" the gaming industry ?

PEAK WINDOWS 7 may well be behind us

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If they have it blocked now, it's likely that they had it blocked years ago as well.

Therefor, the figures are still valid for trend analysis purposes.

What do China, FBI and UK have in common? All three want backdoors in Western technology

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Re: So what if...

Move manufacturing out of China ? And lose those beautiful, wonderful margins to ensure proper security for their customers ?

Screw the customers, that's what will happen.

Wham, bam... premium rate scam: Grindr users hit with fun-killing charges

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Gotta love the excuse

"We do have safeguards but we serve billions of ads so something might slip through"

Translation :

"We can't be arsed to really ensure our users' security, so we just half-assed it and when it breaks, oopsie"

Computers do what they are told. If they are given the proper procedure to lock down incoming data, that procedure will be applied on ALL incoming data. Computers don't just skip something every now and then - not when they are properly programmed.

What Grindr is actually saying is that they cannot properly lock down ad security because they would be limiting the number of ads they can serve. Which, in turn, means that those ads are doing fishy things in great numbers, but Grindr prefers the revenue (duh).

Once again, consumers are left hanging in the wind in the eternal battle between money and security. And money wins every time.

Ugly, incomplete, buggy: Windows 10 faces a sprint to the finish

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Re: all you have to do is type a couple letters and hit enter

And all a skiddie has to do is put some exe on your PC that starts with the same couple letters and you'll be launching it without even realizing.

All I have to do is launch the shortcut. Given that I have eyes and know how to use them, and given that I also know how to use Windows since 1995, it is not a problem for me. All the apps I need to launch have their shortcuts either on my desktop or in the taskbar. It's called organization, you might want to look that up.

Go on searching if that makes you feel superior, but leave me my shortcuts.

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Re: If you aren't using search [..] you're doing it wrong

Well bugger me.

Here I was still thinking that computers were supposed to simplify my life and that a shortcut was a pretty handy way of doing things.

Thank you for enlightening me. I will forthwith scramble all my possessions in all my drawers and cupboards, put my DVDs in the garage and my tools in the bathroom and spend the rest of my life wasting hours finding back whatever it is I might need to something I might want to do.

NOT.

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Re: looking for apps

I am willing to accept that people look for files, but looking for apps ?

Is this a case of not knowing what you have installed on your PC, or has Microsoft screwed the GUI up so badly that finding an application shortcut is now a case of Search or Die ?

Really, everything I read about Windows 10 makes me not want to lose Windows 7.

Facebook kills pic of Mohammed weeks after Zuck's Je suis Charlie!

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You need to go and learn what Free Speech means. Libel has never been included in Free Speech.

Free Speech does not mean that you are free to say any inane thing you want, it means that you are free to state your opinion on subjects of importance, be it religion, state or law, without fear of retribution.

It means that you have the right to stand up in the middle of your Mayor's speech about some transformation of your town and say that you don't agree with it, and why.

It means that you have the right to choose who you wish to vote for without somebody beating you up for it. And if somebody does, you have the right to obtain justice through the Courts.

Free Speech is the foundation of a democratic society - one I suppose you are living in. So please educate yourself about the foundations of the country in which you live, because it's all the morons spouting nonsense about everything that are bringing civilization into the gutter.

Powering the Internet of Stuff – by sucking electricity from TREES

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Well yeah, but to be honest power lines leak anyway, so it's not so much stealing as taking advantage of the spillage.

There's life after Oracle, but very little left in Oracle's reseller channel

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Seems Ellison is forgetting a few basic rules about earning money

The first rule being : it's the small streams that make the great rivers.

Wanting to be on-site with the big accounts is all good and nice, but that does not mean that strangling everything else is a good move.

I understand, of course, that Oracle does not want to deal with small fry, but the Channel was there for that, except that now the Channel is running on fumes and will likely soon disappear.

Having your product in the big accounts is all nice and ego-building, but if you're only present there, you are at the mercy of a product change. Yes, big accounts have the Big Money that pays for fat contracts, but they also have the money to change their environment - and they will do so if they think it is cost-effective.

Oracle is, I think, painting itself into a corner. A comfy one for now, but a corner nonetheless.