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OpenAI loses another senior figure, disperses safety research team he led

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"remove the obligation to work for a living"

Objectively, we're going in that direction. We have machines to do the hardest parts of manual labor (aka mining, tunneling, farming, etc). These machines need human supervision, but humans do not need to do the hard work. We have robots for many aspects of manufacturing. Cars are made mostly by robots, with humans just checking things out.

As a species, we are working towards having robots do everything. We'll have a robot car, no need to drive. We'll have a robot butler, no need to clean the house. We'll have robot road makers, house builders, farmers, etc. We're going there.

When we get there, what will we do ? We'll sit back and watch all that stuff work for us. Meanwhile, we'll be watching cat videos on Youtube. That means we'll need the means to have a computer, a connection, and the snacks we eat in front of said screen. All of that will need to be provided for, because we won't be working anymore.

This will be a sea change in human society. The sci-fi novel The Expanse touched on that subject, with Earth population being able to decide between Basic, where they would be fed/cared for for nothing, and /Not Basic/ (don't quite remember), where you had a career (mainly in politics, apparently) and a salary that could allow you some benefits beyond just having food, clothing, shelter and health care.

In the long run, we're going to have to come to grips with a society where humans no longer need to work to provide for themselves.

But it's in the long run.

Scientists demand FCC test environmental impacts of satellites

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"Presently, there are 10,855 objects orbiting the Earth"

Um, no, there are many, many more objects than that - but that's when you count all the debris.

As usual, we are going full speed ahead without any consideration of the consequences. That'll come later, when we see what destruction we've wrought in the search for money.

Then, like after the sinking of the Titanic, we will set up standards and international measures. But first, something has to die, otherwise no one cares.

Congress to Commerce: Sanction more Chinese chip firms to stop Huawei's evasion

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"will respond through the appropriate channels"

I do hope those channels do not include X/Twitter.

Waiting to see . . .

Billionaire SaaS CEO loses title after week of sleaze allegations

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"just how badly founders must behave"

There is no more sanction for people in the upper spheres. Unless they kill someone, in a country where they can't buy the police, they're basically free to do and say anything they want.

Just look at the fucking lying pussy-grabbing convicted asshole that is pretending to get another turn as king of the hill in the White House.

If this were a just world, he wouldn't dare show himself in public, let alone speak.

Musk claims Cybertruck has become profitable at last

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"Musk claims"

I have to admit, I kinda lost interest after reading those words . . .

Boeing's new captain promises U-turn after Q3 nosedive

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"It will take time to return Boeing to its former legacy"

Ooh boy, ain't that the truth.

Don't worry, the heat death of the Universe is still a while away - you've got the time.

Woman stuck upside down under rock for hours after trying to retrieve dropped phone

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And she was barefoot ?

What the blazes was she doing barefoot in the hills ?

Is this a missed Darwin award ?

IPv6 may already be irrelevant – but so is moving off IPv4, argues APNIC's chief scientist

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NAT should be enough for everything

The entire IPv4 address space could be available to every country.

Each country would NAT their international comms to their specific address. That would give us the possibility of multiple millions of countries (not that we need that).

When we have colonies, we could NAT comms between Earth and said colonies (Moon, Mars, Ganymede, whatever else). Each colony would have practially the entire IPv4 address space available.

IPv6 is useless.

It's about time Intel, AMD dropped x86 games and turned to the real threat

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"amid growing adoption of competing architectures"

Now that's capitalism.

Oh, we have a competing architecture that is successful. Let's join together to try and ensure that our failing architecture stays relevant.

Never mind that the computing landscape is changing, we have shareholders to satisfy.

Gosh. Talk about dinosaurs.

The future is ARM. Shut up and get with the program.

Want to feel old? Excel just entered its 40th year

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Re: What, no love for Multiplan?

Yes. Love here.

I had a copy of Lotus 1-2-3, and I used it extensively. So extensively that I, at the time, found out that filling a 360x240 pixel screen (CRT for you whippersanappers out there) of cells would max out My 8086 x 128KB (yes, kilobytes - megabytes weren't even thought of yet) PC and I couldn't fill a cell more.

Then I got a copy of Multiplan and, all of a sudden, I could fill four times more cells with calculations and data.

I never looked back.

Then I got my filthy pirate hands on a copy of Boeing Calc.

Oh my God, that was something.

Excel today ? It's only interesting for the pretty charts that manglement needs to keep thinking it's doing a good job.

The billionaire behind Trump's 'unhackable' phone is on a mission to fight Tesla's FSD

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Oh I remember 40 years ago.

There was no Internet back then.

Not for the general public.

US leans on Japan to curb sales of chipmaking equipment to China

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"take further action against Huawei"

I'm sorry, you've already banned it from your country and pushed quite a few others to ban it as well.

What "further action" are you expecting to take ? Bomb its HQ ? That might not go so well.

Intern allegedly messed with ByteDance's LLM training cluster

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Re: Losses

Well the article did cite "serious violations of discipline", so it's possible that the intern had access to someone else's PC that had access to the AI's configuration.

If you can fool around with that, there's no telling how bad the damage can be, or just how far it can go.

What I'm wondering is : was it really malicious, or was the guy just experimenting without thinking that the consequences would be far greater than what he thought ?

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"the incident was reported to their university"

Well that's one guy who can say goodbye to his PhD, apparently, as well as his prospects of ever working for a major Chinese company.

I'm guessing he's going to learn English and come wreak havoc over here in the near future.

Pixel perfect Ghostpulse malware loader hides inside PNG image files

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"defenders must adapt by"

. . using their brain.

I'm supposed to click on some link and enter keyboard shortcuts instead of a normal CAPTCHA ?

First of all, I'm going to check out that link. If you say you're from Microsoft and you sent me the mail from a gmail account, you're out. If you manage to spoof the microsoft account, the I want to see the link going to website that has the word microsoft in it. If it doesn't, you're out. Finally, I'm not going to do CTRL-C on a CAPTCHA. You're out.

Use your brain, people.

Linux admin asked savvy scientist for IT help and the boffin blew it

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the whole place was largely closed within a couple of years

Yup. That's what happens when you have morons at the top who think their title is more important than your expertise.

They know nothing about what you do or why, but damn can they order you around.

WinAmp's woes will pass, but its wonders will be here forever

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Re: Oddly perhaps ...

I'm sorry, but I have abandoned WinAmp a long time ago. I remember using it, I remember perusing the skins and choosing my favorite, but all that is water under the bridge.

Now I use VLC. It does everything I need, does it well, and I'm not aware that it reports back to the mothership - or that there is a mothership.

California cops cuff suspect in deadly drone-assisted drug deal

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The war on drugs continues

It is especially ironic when you know that the CIA is responsible for importing drugs into the US.

They created the need, and created the crime. How convenient.

Tesla FSD faces yet another probe after fatal low-visibility crash

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Re: Lidar costs money

Oh come now, it can't cost all that much if everyone else is doing it.

You can get a laser pointer for €6 on Amazon. That is not going to ruin Tesla.

Tech giants set to pay through the nose for nuclear power that's still years away

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Re: Submarines and ships

Yeah but, it's likely that those subs are under National Security rules and you're not going to be able to just copy/paste their reactors to the civilian world because The Man still doesn't want anyone to know their abilities.

The Cold War may be dead, the paranoia isn't.

Alleged Bitcoin crook faces 5 years after SEC's X account pwned

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WTF?

Okay, one question

What the ever-loving fuck is the SEC doing on X ?

Doesn't it have a spokesweb thingy ?

Is there anyone who pays attention to official channels anymore ?

Does "official channel" still have meaning ?

Someone's finally taking on £10M Hull City Council ERP deal to replace Oracle

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"the Council is expecting to accrue [..] £1 million [..] digital efficiency saving each year"

Yeah.

We'll see how that works out.

Oh well, at least it's not the usual suspects with their snouts in the trough this time. Maybe some good will actually come of this.

Richard Branson to take balloon ride to edge of space

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"I'm passionate about adventure"

Yeah, as long as you've never done it before.

You financed your little space shuttle until you got up there, then you let it drop.

If I were a woman, I would without hesitation class you as a one-night stand. Passionate until you got what you wanted.

HashiCorp unveils 'Terraform 2.0' while tiptoeing around Big Blue elephant in the room

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Oh, they're being bought by IBM ?

Goodbye, HashiCorp. It was nice knowing you.

Yes, your network is down – you annoyed us so much we crashed it

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"most of the customers were also personal friends of the owner"

If they were actual friends, they wouldn't freeload and would make a point of buying from him and paying their bills on time.

He learned his lesson the hard way.

Server-maker Wiwynn expands $61M lawsuit against X

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"began to default on its payment obligations"

Yup. Sounds like typical Musk to me.

Intel hits back at China's accusations it bakes in NSA backdoors

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What goes around comes around

You can't blacklist Huawei on grounds of Beijing snooping and expect China to not respond in kind.

I don't think Intel is backing backdoors in its products, but I am not surprised that China is using that line of attack.

Biz hired, and fired, a fake North Korean IT worker – then the ransom demands began

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Hiring a North Korean fake IT worker

How on Earth do you not get a clue when the delivery address for the company laptop is in North Korea ?

And an IT worker using a personal laptop ? No. He gets a fully locked-down laptop on which he can't install anything and, if he says that the camera isn't working, you know he's lying because you've tested the configuration first. Finally, he may be an IT contractor, but that doesn't mean he has access to everything. He has access to what you allow, the rest is out of bounds.

Bloody hell, your security is your responsability.

Someone's tried sneaking semiconductor secrets out of South Korea's patent office

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"build their own chip company in China"

What a coincidence. China is by far the country in the world that is most implicated in IP theft. Not having any security around your IP is just you giving to China whatever it is you got working.

Critical hardcoded SolarWinds credential now exploited in the wild

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"A critical, hardcoded login credential"

Let me guess : Admin / Password ?

Or would it be, <gasp> Password1234 ?

FCC fines be damned, ESPN misuses emergency alert tones yet again

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"Whether ESPN will learn from its third strike"

Ha ha ha ha.

$140K ?

That's called cost of business.

Jail the CEO for 30 days. That'll wake 'em up.

UK electronics firms want government to stop taxing trash and let them fix it instead

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"cheaper to buy a new item than have their existing one repaired"

Well yeah, especially when there isn't anyone who knows how to repair the item anymore.

Post Office CTO had 'nagging doubts' about Horizon system despite reliability assurances

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So this sad tale of abject failure of leadership continues

You're CTO with nagging doubts, but you don't do anything about it ?

Of what use were you, exactly ?

Oh, right : signing off reports saying that everything was fine.

So, corrupt to the bone, eh ? And now you're pretending to have a conscience ?

A bit late for that.

Datacenter CEO faked top-tier IT reliability cert to snag $10.7M SEC deal, DoJ claims

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Scamming the SEC for six years

Impressive.

Facing the rest of your life in jail at 49, not so much.

China launches plan to lead the world in space exploration

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I can support that

China has many faults, but if it is really willing to further Science and space exploration, then good. That is not something you can bluster your way through with an official communiqué. These are actual engagements which will be witnessed by the rest of the world, in failure or success.

China wants a Moom base ? Why not ? Somebody has to do it. There's largely enough space for two bases anyway so, if push comes to shove, China can have its base and NASA/ESA/JAXA can have theirs and everyone can mine Helium3 (or whatever) to their hearts' content. The more people we have on the Moon, the better.

On this, I say go China !

IBM: Insurance industry bosses keen on AI. Customers, not so much

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"most insurance industry leaders"

So, a bunch of people who are completely disconnected with reality believe in AI ?

What a surprise . . .

Inexorable march of progress at SAP threatens to leave users behind

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That's enough

It is not SAP HQ who decides what businesses need to do.

Businesses decide what they can do and SAP follows.

It is fucking time that the few high-level companies who make software (eh, Redmond ?) understand that they are services for their customers, not deciders.

Smart homes may be a bright idea, just not for the dim bulbs who live in 'em

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You had better ignore all the "just install Linux" comments that show up like clockwork every time a Windows issue arises . . .

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Abrilliant article that I will reference in future

It says everything it needs to say about all that "smart" malarky that I never did and never will trust.

I'm not handicapped. I can get my fucking ass off of the fucking couch and flick a switch. The rest of the world doesn't need to know about it, thank you.

Windows 11 24H2 disk space hoarding a 'reporting error'

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"a bug in reporting disk space"

So, just like I said. Stop that 8GB showing up in the Cleanup and the problem is solved.

Never mind that you're eating yet more disk space on your customers' PC. It's not like you've ever cared about managing your OS properly, right ?

Microsoft says tougher punishments needed for state-sponsored cybercriminals

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Oh, so it's the government's responsability now ?

Fine.

As the government, I would lock up the CEO until the shit got sorted out.

How do you like that idea ?

You want me to be responsible ? I will responsibly go after the idiots who created this shitstorm in the first place. Your product is responsible for 99% of the Internet's problems.

You're first in line for my "responsibility".

Keir Starmer tells regulators to chill as Microsoft exec takes wheel of advisory council

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Re: This will not end well

Apparently, in the UK, it never does.

First time's the charm: SpaceX catches a descending Super Heavy Booster

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"Easily fixable"

Trust His Muskiness to spout nonsense about something he has absolutely no knowledge of.

Kudos to the incredible SpaceX team and the CEO who has managed to keep Musk at arms' length and stop him from imposing stupid decisions that would have undoubtedly made sure SapceX never got to where it is now.

As far as SpaceX is concerned, Musk can spout his bullshit. Everyone knows who is doing the job and, as long as he isn't a decider, people will continue to trust that the engineers are doing their job right.

If only Boeing could back into that mindset.

Boeing again delays the 777X – the plane that's supposed to turn things around

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"The challenges we have faced in development"

Yeah, like making sure the engines are properly placed, the doors don't fly off mid-flight, the pilots actually know what they can do and the plane can actually take off and do it.

Big challenges for a company that has completely lost the plot.

I'm guessing that this is not going to be the last reschedule . . .

Compression? What's that? And why is the network congested and the PCs frozen?

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Re: Near identical

He was in sales, so expendable by definition.

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Those are the stories that demonstrate how we got to where we are now. Better management of email is, just like laws about security, due to the abysmal failures of existing procedures.

The eggheads who thought of email management (back in the day where a 10MB hard disk cost a huge chunk of money) didn't think about the real world, they just thought that a message should never be lost - and that's how the Real WorldTM lost plenty of messages.

Nowadays, we have servers with terabytes of disk space, and we still limit message size to a very reasonable 10MB. If you have more than that to send, you can arrange for a shared cloudy thing and not bother the email server with it.

But that takes experience, and experience always means experiencing failure and finding out why.

Cards Against Humanity campaigns to encourage voting, expose personal data abuse

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Re: with a serial number on it which they record

I don't like that because it means that they can tie your name to who you voted for.

That, IMO, is a violation of the right to vote and a clear path toward rounding up everyone who voted "wrong" and making them pay for it.

In France, any ballot with anything written on it is considered null and not counted. The UK system opens you to this kind of ridiculous shenanigans.

Windows 11 24H2 hoards 8.63 GB of junk you can't delete

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Easy fix, Redmond

Just remove those 8GB from the cleanup options.

That way, you can continue to clutter user disks for no good reason and they won't know about it.

Because you're the specialist in doing things without anybody noticing, eh ?

Tesla's big reveal: Steering-wheel-free Robotaxi will charge wirelessly

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Agreed.

It's time to post this link again.

BOFH: Boss's quest for AI-generated program ends where it should've begun

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"They're all hostile," the PFY says. "They all want your information."

That is gold.