* Posts by Pascal Monett

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RELICS of the Earth's long lost TWIN planet FOUND ON MOON

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Not Earth's twin

If the Moon was Earth's twin formed by accretion, you would expect the Moon to be made of pretty much the same stuff as Earth and in the same ratios.

That is not the case. The Moon's composition has different proportions of nickel, iron and other significant things, ergo it cannot be our twin.

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Game changing ?

As far as planetary physics are concerned, I think we have passed the point where anything game-changing can occur.

Like you, I was living under the impression that the sister planet theory was pretty much the most valid theory for a while now. This paper is just another proof that that is the case.

Good to have, and good to know, but indeed, not anywhere near game-changing.

Microsoft uses Windows Update to force Windows 10 ads onto older PCs

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Nonsense. People who know better already have no goodwill left for Microsoft, they just realize that they have to suffer it because workplace. Or gamer.

Beyond that, people who know better and can do without it are either on Apple or some version of Linux.

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Re: Confused author

You should go back and read the other half of the article.

Specifically the part where it says that most users never look at the Windows Update screen, much less check stuff out. Some even have everything installing automatically.

How's that for English ?

Bad news everyone: Cybercrime is getting even easier

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Re: "it should not be possible for data to subvert the application"

Friggin' A for that !

But that is the marvel of modern tech : there's always someone to find a way to do something you hadn't even thought was related to the code you wrote.

ALIENS ARE COMING: Chief NASA boffin in shock warning

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Not digits.

Suction cups.

The Internet of Stuff is a gigantic ultra-perv robbery network – study

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Re: My fridge

During your ride home, you get an angry call from the girl you just dumped who is furious about the chocolates she just received and assures you in no uncertain terms that there isn't a snowball's chance in Hell that you'll get her back.

After that call, you get a notification from your landlord about a problem in your kitchen that made him call for security and a repairman. The smart cat feeder had a blockage which caused a freak current feedback that sparked your smart coffee maker which just happened to overload and cause a loopback to your smart cupboard which went haywire and filled its order queue for cat food, billing it automatically to your account. You now have a year's worth of cat food to be delivered tomorrow, order non-rescindable due to contract clause about encryption keys and digital signatures perfectly in order. You also have a $7500 bill for the repairs, payable by next Monday.

Also, there is cat food all over the kitchen floor.

You get home to find a patrol car waiting for you. The investigation will demonstrate that it is the electrical surcharge from your smart coffee maker and the subsequent order activity from your smart cupboard that triggered an obscure unpatched bug in your social profile's agenda organizer which caused an inordinate amount of meeting emails to be resent with today's date. In all, seven of your previous girlfriends, and some of your mates, have received invitations and messages from your stored message archive - some of which have salacious content that was, at the time, perfectly understood. Five of your exes have filed a complaint for harassment and are pressing charges.

The policeman tiredly listens to your explanations for a minute, then cuts it short with a curt "You'll tell us that at the station, sir" before moving you to the rear of the patrol car.

Finally, you realize that the cat will gorge itself during the night, meaning that when you get back there will not only be the remaining cat food to clean up, but probably also an unknown amount of cat vomit and maybe worse.

IoT - what's not to like?

It's all got complicated: The costs of data recovery

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I would agree with you but for one thing : if management has no clue, then the "solution" employed doesn't matter ; whatever it is, it'll get screwed up.

So forget the clueless management, they're doomed anyway. We're talking about backup solutions that work, which implies management know how it works and, more importantly, why.

And for those cases, cloud simply does not cut it.

However, I fully expect future disasters to be laid squarely at the feet of incompetent management, so saving the bacon of cloud providers despite the fact that they cannot possibly deliver on the bandwidth and availability they promise because they do not control what happens between their cloudy servers and the client's door.

Boffins: Large Hadron Collider NOW movin', we're getting down and crush groovin'

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Oh no, not more sushi !

Are you sure there are servers in this cold, dark basement?

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He's obviously fizzy, though.

Microsoft drops Do Not Track default from Internet Explorer

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Re: Yahoo sez:

As far as I'm concerned, one size does fit all. Privacy IS, or IS NOT.

But I'm not expecting a marketing department to understand that.

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Tsk, tsk

Typical confusion there. You think the "users" are the people.

That definition is now obsolete and has been superseded by "the entities who give us money", i.e. the advertisers.

The people are no longer users, they are targets to be hunted down as efficiently as possible for the good of the users (i.e. their bank account).

Please update your dictionary accordingly.

Streaming tears of laughter as Jay-Z (Tidal) waves goodbye to $56m

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Re: they may get the "idiot market" too

Now you know why they are rich.

The idiot market is by far the biggest one.

Crack security team finishes TrueCrypt audit – and the results are in

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Re: Bitlocker CAN work without TPM

McAffee is not saying the contrary. The specific phrase I believe you are referring to states :

"To use Bitlocker without adding additional authentication, you need an enabled, owned TPM1.2+ hardware chip"

That clearly indicates that BitLocker CAN function without a TPM 1.2+ chip, but if you do that, you need additional authentication.

As for Smartcards, could you source your affirmation ?

EU Commission looking for ways to DECLARE WAR on Google

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Yeah, that and a few dozen billions in datacenters.

Newly merged Chinese taxi-hailing app now valued at $9 BEEELLION

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$9 billion ?

Hey Zuck ! Got any left over cash ? Compared to your last "acquisition", this seems to be at least useful.

Pumping billions into data centres won't guarantee you an empire

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Economics is a difficult question

If it wasn't, we'd be able to forecast it properly, instead of only being able to sometimes find a reason after the fact.

I find this article quite interesting, but I can't help having a bit of an issue with the premise of billions not guaranteeing a return.

Amazon, Google and others have thrown billions into making data centers and the result is showing : Amazon is apparently better off than Microsoft when it comes to cloud services.

Cloud services are not summarized by the services you offer to your customers. You can have the greatest list of features on the market, if your cloud is down regularly, people will go for alternatives that may offer less features, but are more stable.

Stability is what costs billions. The backend requirements for ensuring proper response times and failover is something that is quite beyond me, but I'm quite sure that, in terms of hardware, bandwidth and server monitoring, it must absolutely mind-boggling. Experience in this domain is capitalized upon, and cannot be just bought.

So I do not see newcomers having the slightest chance at upsetting the establishment. Very, very deep pockets are required to enter this market, and when you're in, you still have to learn how to make it work the hard way - meaning losing customers every time you fail to maintain stability.

There are three big names in the enterprise cloud space at this time : Amazon, Microsoft and IBM. I'm pretty sure we won't be adding many more to that list.

Smart meters are a ‘costly mistake’ that'll add BILLIONS to bills

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"the fuel poor are effectively subsidising the fuel profligate."

Well, it's business as usual then, right ?

Right.

Atomic clocks' ticks tamed by 3,000 entangled atoms

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For a ho ?

About $50, I'd say.

Apple is like HITLER says Chinese billionaire

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Honestly, you might want to replace those totals into their time frames for a proper comparison.

Hitler (as Führer) : 1934 - 1945, or 11 years

Stalin : 1925 - 1953, or 28 years

Mao : 1949 - 1976, or 27 years

So Hitler reigned the least, and his "genocide impact" is reduced further when you consider that his Final Solution was not actually implemented before 1942. Beyond that, his Final Solution did not only concern Jews (something that way too many people do not know). You must therefor include up to 1.5 million Romani people, nearly 2 million Poles and up to 3 million assorted other victims (Soviet prisoners of war, intellectuals, homosexuals, Jehova's witnesses and other undesirables). Not counting the almost 20 million people who did indirectly because of his politics of deliberate starvation of "undesirable races".

So Hitler's direct "genocide total" is actually much closer to 12.5 than 6, and that in a time span of, at most, 4 years.

If Stalin had had that kind of behavior, he would have killed 116.6 million people instead of your quoted 62, and Mao would have killed 112.5.

Mao may appear to have done a bit less, but one must not forget that the population of China has always dwarfed the population of the Soviet block by a ration of around 10 to 1. In that light, Mao was positively benign.

In the end, let us not forget that all of these numbers represent the lives of millions upon millions of innocent people sacrificed on the alter of ignorance.

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Too much red there, blood or otherwise.

'If people can encrypt their cell phones, what's stopping them encrypting their PCs?'

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Well that's Texas for you. From what I've read, they've got all sorts of exceptions, especially to intelligence.

Surface Pro 3 update has so much new stuff for sysadmins, we can't fit it all in one headline

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"Along with these new enterprise features..."

Which will delight the evil scum who will rush to take them over and screw basic users out of their hardware with the promise to stop the malware or give a decrypt code in exchange for money.

The "enterprise features" have already been hijacked by malware to block a user from accessing his desktop and doing anything but restarting his machine.

I'm glad to know that Microsoft is giving yet more tools for evil hackers to push more misery on unsuspecting users. When the hardware is locked down without any means of loading an anti-virus from USB or digital media - not to mention the Internet itself, what is Microsoft going to do ? Refund ?

Don't think so.

And don't try to explain that this is "Pro" stuff and will not be sold to end users. I know plenty of people with Win 7 Professional on their home PCs.

Make up your mind: Microsoft puts a bullet in Internet Explorer after all

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Re: Feet to the fire, please

And all the Fortune 1000 companies will give "fair warning" to Microsoft that, if MS shreds IE, they will shred MS in court.

Will never happen, buddy.

Unfortunately.

This is what happens when a judge in New York orders an e-hit on a Chinese software biz

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Effin' A

My disk, my player, my time and none of anybody's business.

I will not ask for permission to enjoy something I have paid for. I certainly don't want some corporation to get a heads-up on the fact that I started watching some film.

I call that an invasion of my privacy. Your "license" stops at my door. After that, you have no legal right to know anything about me or what I'm doing.

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Re: that assumes that European courts have no jurisdiction of US companies

Um, sorry but what example do you have of a European court having jurisdiction over a US company, or even pretending it did ?

Has there been a judge in Europe deciding that Microsoft had to hand over all emails on its servers because it has a subsidiary in the judges country ?

I'm curious, please enlighten me.

Philae's either screening Rosetta's calls or isn't home

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Hey ! This is the internet. Where's the fun in that ?

US states vow to fight Google after the FTC meekly rolls over

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Interesting

A politician who is not yet bought up by Corporate America and actually has the balls to stand up to the money man.

Is this a sign that Google is nearing the end of its public welcome ? Or a sign that Google is going to start hiring ex-military types ?

Dear departed Internet Explorer, how I will miss you ... NOT

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a heavyweight, lard-arsed, fat bastard of a program for searching Bing

Thank you for that, I'll be keeping it for reserving at appropriate times :).

Apple: Those security holes we fixed last week? You're going to need to repatch

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Yeah, security is hard - not going to say the contrary on that.

But buffer overflows ? Really ?

Sheesh.

Rosetta SNIFFS molecular nitrogen on Comet 67P

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Ah, Science

Even when the news is bad, it's still good to have.

Cloud music streams outpace CD sales for the first time, says recording industry ass. of America

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I'm sorry, did I get that right ?

Is RIAA actually saying that digital is saving their bacon now ?

So which level of Hell has frozen over ?

Noobs can pwn world's most popular BIOSes in two minutes

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Re: Physical access is not God Mode

Sorry, but it pretty much is.

With physical access I can take out the hard disk, put it on an external USB reader and have my way with anything that is not encrypted. And anything that is I can copy and do what I want with later while the user finds his disk back in his PC and is none the wiser.

Zombie SCO shuffles back into court seeking IBM Linux cash

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Hey, Dracula !

I know, kids have to have their fun.

But isn't it time you called this one back to its coffin ? Come on, it wasn't funny last millennia already.

Honey, I shrunk the Windows footprint

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Interesting, an official "slim" image for lightweight platforms

I wonder how long it will take for hackers to "adapt" it to PCs.

Snowden tells tech bigwigs: It's up to you to thwart mass surveillance

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Yeah, you're right. Giving up has always worked so well in the past.

How's the weather in Maryland these days ?

Boffins brew up FIRST CUPPA in SPAAACE using wireless energy (well, sort of)

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I don't really see the use of wasting power in converting ground solar power to microwaves and back on a satellite that has direct access to solar where it is.

On the other hand, 1.8 kilowatts are required to heat water ? Blimey. And they try to sell us that stuff to heat houses ?

Gamers! Ransomware will scramble your save files unless you cough up $1,000

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Steam ? Not a problem.

Anyone who actually uses Steam knows that all you have to do to regain your library is reinstall Steam and logon with your password.

Steam is reliable. Steam does not care about your hard disk, your graphics card or your CPU. You can log on to your own account from any computer or tablet that can run Steam - as long as you have your password, you have access to all your games.

You can upgrade your PC, you can install Steam on a brand-new HDD, you can even copy your existing Steam directory on a different PC - the only thing that counts is that you log on with your ID and password.

If Steam is the only problem for someone, then it is no problem. Reformat your disk, reinstall the OS, install Steam and log on. Fuck those scumbags.

Cyanogen said to be hoovering up cash, but NOT from Microsoft

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Re: They're evil, not stupid

Um, we're talking about Microsoft, not Google.

Microsoft has demonstrated that it is stupidly evil. Microsoft has failed in practically everything it has tried outside of Windows and Office, but it has not been capable of gathering a micro percent of what Google has got on everyone while pretending to "Do No Evil".

So, as far as evil is concerned, Microsoft urgently needs to participate in Google seminars on "How To Become An Evil Genius", because one thing is certain : Microsoft has lost the crown in that area.

This isn't the one-stop EU data protection you're looking for

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Typical politicos

Announce a broad, all-encompassing law, and then immediately start poking holes in it to take into account everything and the kitchen sink.

Instead of analyzing the issue thoroughly before providing a review of possibilities to be approved at national level in order to proceed with caution and not leave open the possibility of saddling a solution with a cargo of exceptions.

But I believe the latter requires actual work, whereas the former only needs lobbying.

Ban Minecraft? That's jive, Turkey!

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Re: it encourages the raising of pigs for food

It does not encourage the raising of pigs. You can raise cows or chickens just as easily. There is no in-game bonus for raising pigs.

And, if you think about it, cows give meat and skins, chickens give meat and feathers, whereas pigs only give meat.

So, on a per-effort basis, there is no encouragement to raise pigs, it's quite the opposite.

But hey, they're in the game, that's for sure.

One does not simply ask the inventor of the WWW what he thinks about memes

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Cats

There is obviously nothing to say against cats.

And anyone who says otherwise will have their curtains shredded.

Can we have a cat icon ?

MPs 'alarmed' by millions of mugshots on Brit cops' databases

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Re: safeguards could be put in place

Safeguards are in place, but total surveillance just runs roughshod over them.

But hey, as long as you can get your toaster back, everything's all right, right ?

Wrong.

What you don't understand is that dictatorships always thrive on surveillance. Fidel Castro held Cuba in his hands because every other citizen was an informer. Imagine what a newly-minted dictator would get with a country under 24/7 observation.

Creating the means to detect any dissent is logically followed by the desire to quell that dissent. And you know what they say about absolute power . . .

But it looks like you're going to just have to find out the hard way.

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Re: tell me what the fucking problem is

The fucking problem is not that state surveillance could keep criminals in check. London is the most watched city in the world and I don't recall reading that crime has vanished.

The problem is that, in a surveillance society, it is the watchers who decide what is a crime. It is their interpretation of events that counts. The problem is that what you think is legal, honest citizen behavior today could well be criminalized tomorrow and you'll only learn about it when the police lorry stops next to you and you're whisked off, never to reappear.

The right to privacy is what is keeping our society from becoming a civilization of oppressed individuals. It is your conviction that the police have to prove your wrongdoing before convicting you that gives you your peace of mind and ability to function as a valuable part of society.

With state surveillance, everyone becomes closed in, anyone who is taken is by default judged guilty, and people who think otherwise shut up for fear of being taken themselves.

Is that really the society you are defending ? If so, why are you not working for the NSA ? Maybe you are.

Linux kernel devs adopt Bill and Ted's excellent code of conduct

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Every time I have read about Linus addressing mails to someone before, it was for his absolutely unacceptable attitude as far as professional communication is concerned.

It would appear that some of his fans here do not accept that, but it remains that he seriously needs to change his ways when addressing people who might have made mistakes or done something he considers as a mistake. If this publication is a step in that direction, then good for everyone, but nobody can deny that a step needs to be taken.

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Begging your pardon, but I do not where the withering attack on his intelligence is. Nor do I see any overt contempt of coding skills. Finally, there is no invitation to become a pizza deliverer.

I agree that it is something that Linus acknowledges an error, but he does so with a lot less flame and brimstone than he gives others, which tells me that if he had taken that approach to criticizing other people's contributions, we wouldn't even be reading this article.

Good show Linus, you've proven that you know how to behave civilly. Now do that with other people and you're golden.

We have no self-control: America's most powerful men explain why they're scared of email

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Re: you tend to mentally compose yourself properly

That sentence presupposes that there is a mind to compose.

Given some of the tweets I have read, that does not always seem to be the case.

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Re: That's becoming less and less common over the years

Really ?

Care to source that ?

Personally, I would very much prefer that a prominent politician spend his time on his job rather than on Twitter.

Unfortunately, I do acknowledge that it would seem that, for many politicians today, they believe that maintaining their image is their job.

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@Graham

It certainly means that he didn't read it, and '"Apologist for the powered ruling elite" means that he thinks they run on batteries, apparently.

Sleepy eNom bombs websites in HUGE DNS OUTAGE – remains silent despite gripes

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Big Brother

The estimate for the fix . . .

Is as soon as the NSA is done rooting their servers.