* Posts by Pascal Monett

18911 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Apr 2007

Yep, world+dog's spies are in our network, says Vodafone as it bares all

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No technical implementation in France ?

Really ?

So the French police series which have a suspect placed "sur écoute" are just cheating ?

Ah no, I get it. Vodaphone doesn't have a technical implementation because the French government is bypassing them at the relay stations.

Yeah, that must be it.

Toyota recalls 625,000 hybrids: Software bug kills engines dead with THERMAL OVERLOAD

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The count is rising

Last year more than 5 million Toyotas, this year over 1.1 million shared between Toyota, Ford and Land Rover.

Is this a game of Who Can fail The Hardest ?

Seriously though, cars are more and more sophisticated and every single recall seems to be based on software issues affecting the hardware.

I have no doubt that, contrary to Microsoft, Apple, Oracle or even IBM, actual engineers are at work on those software packages. I really would like to find something snarky to say, but somehow I think that these guys are really working their asses off, contrary to the pure software houses (ie the "you're holding it wrong" team).

Vehicles exist in the real world. Phones, tablets and PCs exist in their own world. When you're confronted to actual physics, things aren't so simple.

Hey, Spotify! Why do you internet companies hate competition?

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"it is the multibillion-dollar streaming services asking for the handout"

The problem is not that they ask. Anyone is entitled to ask.

The problem is that the government just might give them the money, instead of fostering a proper copyright environment and cleaning out the patent issues.

But nobody likes cleaning the toilets when having a barbecue is so much more fun.

Mozilla's ‘Great or Dead’ philosophy may save bloated blimp Firefox

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Re: Why can't they [..] take responsibility?

Are you mad ?

Responsibility is for the masses. Corporations have no responsibility - they have REVENUE.

And when they have enough revenue, they are Too Big To Fail.

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Isn't that pushing things a bit ?

I mean, on what other browser platform can you get NoScript ? (Seamonkey)

I'm sorry, but as long as Firefox is practically the only browser I can add NoScript to, I don't feel safe with anything else. Personally, I think EVERY browser should disable Javascript by default, to be enabled on a case-per-case basis. And don't tell me about IE's "permissions", a more laughable set of confusing options does not exist. Chrome ? Let's not go there at all. Whitelist is the way to go.

But yeah, I know, never going to happen, revenue and all that.

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Thanks for the tip. I'm giving it a try.

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What ?

A CEO lost a job over a donation made TEN YEARS PRIOR ?

Fuck.

If only politicians could fall as easily, we might just have ourselves a democracy.

Everything I see is Windows 10, says Microsoft's SatNad

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Nadella, time to shut the fuck up

If you spend every other week doing damage control about what you said the week before, it is high time you delegated your speeches to a committee which will vet your words and put them in the mouth of someone who is trained to speak in public.

Because you sure as Hell aren't.

Epic Games, Epic Fail: Forumers' info blown into dust by hack

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Sigh

Another one bites the dust.

Look, I know security is hard, and Games of War being a rather successful franchise, it was only a matter of time. Still, it's getting dreary now.

And really, losing user details on a FORUM ? For fuck's sake, is it really that hard to not put user credentials on the same authentication path as the posts ?

Else this whole thing is way more technical than I can comprehend, but damn, this is just a drag.

Horrifying MOCK BACON ABOMINATION grown in BUBBLING VATS as ALGAE

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Well, the guys going to Mars need SOMETHING to keep their morale up

Raising a pig on a spaceship is well nigh impossible, I'd wager. Having a bubbling vat of bacon-kehl producing 30/50/100 pounds a month will be a real lifesaver in the depths of space.

Of course, in space, no one can hear you fry.

Run Windows 10 on your existing PC you say, Microsoft? Hmmm.

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"Love it or hate it, the app store is here to stay"

Sorry, but fuck that.

I already have the apps I need. I have bought them. They are mine. I do not believe that Windows 10 is all that different from Windows 7 - Microsoft has already amply demonstrated that it was totally allergic to truly new code (otherwise we wouldn't have seen many of the same vulnerabilities for Vista then we saw in XP).

If Win10 cannot accept installing my existing apps that I do not need to rent, I see no use for it.

If Windows 10 prevents me from installing things that work perfectly well under Windows 7, then it is simply not fit for purpose.

In any case, I am in no hurry to upgrade. My Win7/64 platform works fine and does what I need at the speed I need to do it. I sincerely hope that, by the time I need to replace the hardware, Steam OS will be a reality and I can get a Linux build that will not blow my neurons to get working and be finally done with this bloated virus platform called Windows.

Unless they revert to a proper PC-based UI and do away with any "store" requirements. If Microsoft can accept that it is MY PC and I know how to manage it without needing a nanny every second click, then maybe I'll check Windows 1 0 out some day.

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Let's be clear about one thing

Microsoft's "minimum requirements" have always only been the requirements to run the OS.

Apps are an additional burden that you need to provision for, which nobody knows how to do.

In my view, with today's prices on RAM, if you try with anything less than 8GB, you are wasting your time. Windows 7 needs 16GB to run okay. If Windows 10 really is the bee's knees some people are making it out to be, well 16GB won't hurt, right ?

And as for disk space, your OS on one disk, your data on another with the swap file. Been working like that since Win95 and I've never seen any reason to do otherwise.

Of course, if you have a laptop, all that is out the window.

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Performance-wise, your post is interesting.

I'll have to try and get a version running on a spare machine, just to get a feeling of it.

But I simply hate the interface, and even more the Store and the principle of renting my apps that is barreling down in a very visible train.

My apps are mine. I've already paid for them, I will NOT rent them yearly.

I God do I hate that interface.

'Progress made' as EU aims to get new data protection laws ASAP

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Trollface

Not slo-mo.

European Time.

That's Administration Time times 28.

India ponders home-baked chips for defence and nuke plants

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And so it starts

"the nation fears back doors in chips designed or built in the USA"

The ripples of the Snowden revelations are becoming a tidal wave of backlash against spooks in general and the USA in particular.

America will rue the day it thought it could get away with pissing on its own Constitution.

Meanwhile, money is going to flow into the security sector, electronics are going to be balkanized at the state level, and the spooks are going to have to start working IRL again, putting bugs in offices and such because eavesdropping electronically is going to get a whole lot harder when every state has its own encryption scheme and chips to power it.

We're going into a Electronic Cold War, and I see no end to that one.

ACLU wants to end NSA mass spying forever – good luck with that

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Of course they're getting away with it

We're too busy munching Cheetos on our couch waiting for the next sports thing or the latest gutter trash news on the Kardashians.

The problem is not with the politicians - they'll do whatever they damn want as long as the Public is distracted.

We haven't gone an inch further than Panem et Circenses, and it's all our fault.

I was listening just yesterday to some French radio channel. They had an economist/historian who going on and on about how we only had one party, because Left and Right were both doing the bidding of Big Corp and voting laws in its favor. He stated that true democracy would be no President and citizens voting directly for every law.

As if that would help.

Right now we have at least 60% of the population that doesn't bother to vote for anything. I don't see them all of a sudden waking up and voting on laws.

What we need is citizens who care about their vote, and inform themselves properly before making a decision. I say citizens should be vetted before being given the right to vote. Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure that is just as easy to circumvent as any other system.

But I remain convinced that it is the citizenry that needs to evolve and, as long as we care more about our TV than we care about our politicians, nothing will change.

Nokia will indeed be back 'making' phones – and it's far from a foolish move

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Nokia wants other people to make its phones then ?

And, pray tell, what idiot is going to try, when it seems clear that you have to be delusional to go up against Apple and hope to make money ?

Do you pay your Office 365 cloud rent in Euros, or Aus/Can/NZ bucks? It's going UP

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Yes, rejoice . . until it's your turn

Seems to me that Microsoft is just flexing its price hike modelling software. Dollar fluctuation ? Nice excuse. Neatly justifiable.

I'll believe it when Azure prices DROP following the dollar fluctuating the other way.

Mozilla loses patience with Flash over Hacking Team, BLOCKS it

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"it is redoubling its efforts"

Easy to say.

From Adobe's current record, that makes twice of nothing.

End result ? Still nothing.

Where's Vader when you need him ?

Uninstalled Google Photos? Thought your pics safe from slurping? WRONG, bozo

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Yeah, but YOU are nothing. An individual. A twig on the ground. You will be nailed for blackmail before you can blink and subsequently destroyed without a thought.

Google, on the other hand, is a multinational multibillion-dollar corporation employing tens of thousands of people, virtually controlling Internet search, practically IS the Internet, and oh, yes, influencing lawmakers with mucho dollars (with or without the brown envelopes ? Do they come with suitcases now ?).

Thus their actions are without consequence (except maybe for a piddling fine).

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I'll be interested to see how Google will weasel itself out of that one in front of a judge.

Been hacked? Now to decide if you chase the WHO or the HOW

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"Find out who's attacking you and call their mum"

Is that a revelation that most hacking attacks are made by the eponymous "script kiddies" ?

Or just a hint that it is rather useless to know "who" if your current security status is "leaking like a sieve" ?

Adobe: We REALLY are taking Flash security seriously – honest

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You use Firefox and you don't have NoScript installed ?

How unfortunate.

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My thoughts exactly.

Flash is free, so there is no dip in revenue.

Flash security is hopelessly undermined, and Adobe obviously cannot hire anybody with the skills needed to clean it out, so farm the thing to the Internet where skilled people exist and are certainly willing to take a gander.

Be serious guys, if you're still chasing after use_after_free() bugs, it's high time you stop thinking of yourselves as capable of programming. Leave that to the experts.

Pluto revealed as KING of the Kuiper belt

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Re : we've just given up our position

You forget that Plutonians have been watching our TV shows for the past century now.

I think they are quite up to date on our position, although I'm not sure what they might think of the Kardashians.

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Re: just because you've got a big family and are a bit short

So you're actually suggesting Pluto should be renamed Tyrion ?

Hacking Team: We’ll be back in the spyware biz before you know it

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"a reckless and vicious crime"

From what I've read around here, it was a rather complex and sophisticated hack, so the adjective "reckless" does not belong.

As for vicious, well I can't really sympathize with scum for being out-scummed. Like a rapist getting rogered in a back alley. Gosh, so how does it feel now, guys ?

Judge says some top Dell shareholders are plum out of luck in share buyout beef

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Something not quite logical here

If you get the dividends on a share, but do not own it, then how is the aggregator legally obliged to give you said dividends ? What legal stance have you to say "those are my dividends" if you are not the owner of the shares that give said dividends ?

Is this all a gentleman's agreement, or what ?

It is quite obvious I am not and never will be a lawyer.

Foxconn to hire a million Indian staff in major base shift

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Re: Why do you want Chinese people to die?

Let me explain clearly :

If a company has to install suicide nets to keep its employees from offing themselves, then there is a problem THAT NEEDS SOLVING.

I do not consider suicide nets to be the solution. They are a band-aid to hide the problem.

In other words : I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO DIE FOR MONEY. CHINESE OR OTHERWISE.

That clear enough ?

Your turn : why do you think that suicide nets are a solution ? Keeping people from killing themselves in despair by removing their ability to do so but not removing the cause of their despair is normal for you ?

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Re: installing suicide nets

OTOH, if installing suicide nets is part of normal company protocol, you gotta admit there's a rather huge problem, no ?

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Apple is a very green manufacturer. Apple only manufactures pretty posters. On pretty machines with the Apple logo on it, so it's kosher.

I am sooo going to get downvoted on this . . .

Flash HOLED AGAIN TWICE below waterline in fresh Hacking Team reveals

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By now ?

Zero.

And they still manage to fail.

Seagate bleeding sales as PC downturn starts to hit hard

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"significantly lower than full year 2013's $14.4bn"

When I look at the graph provided, I see that it is "significantly" higher than 2011 revenues, which were apparently around $11 billion.

So quit your whining and get back to work.

Oh, yeah , I forgot. This is the finance market - if you don't do 110% every month, you're a useless piece of dung. Even when you still made $3 more than your lowest 5-year figure.

If only financial analysts were treated the same way.

Yes! Windows Phone lives: Microsoft to pump the device Kool-Aid

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"We will continue in a very focused way to pursue success in the phone market"

Yep. Focus on not putting any money in it any more, and reaping as much rewards as possible off the money other people put in it.

Hey, don't knock the plan. If I were an Evil Genius (C) I'd try it too.

Edit :

OMG OMG OMG !!! I just realized I didn't need to relog into Channel in order to post from El Reg !

Finally !

Job well done mates. Have one on me.

Natural geothermal heat under Antarctic ice: 'Surprisingly high'

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Probably because it's effing freezing over there, and you have to drill down to the crust through all that ice (which is probably less easy than it sounds) and then you have to lower into the hole the thingy that will take the temperature of the Earth's crust without being influenced by all the freezing (and compressed) ice in the immediate vicinity.

Then you have the fact that this is a scientific mission, ergo not sexy and not a vote-winner whatever the greenies may think, so less inclined to be pushed by ambitious politicians. Other types of politicians (if there are any) might lend a hand in return for some form of kickback, but I have no idea what kind of kickback a scientist can offer that will convince a politician to invest in drilling a hole in a place he'll never be seen in on TV (free Subway sandwich card ?).

Then, of course, <tinfoil hat:ON> you have the very real possibility that some oil company has decided that additional FUD measures are required to drive the debate away from AGW, and has accordingly infused the necessary cash via roundabout financial plays in order to get the ball rolling <tinfoil hat: OFF>.

In any case, I note two things that are worthy of remark. First, this is the first measurement taken of the local temperature. Surprise is practically required at this point.

Second : no wonder there is unexpected surface warming. Have you seen all those rocket boosters on that place in the into image ?

BZZZT! NHS e-Referral system flatlines again

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@Crisp

That price tag, if I read correctly, was just for cleaning up the mess.

The price of the initial system was in the billions, as are all government IT projects.

And, like all government IT projects (especially in the UK it seems) all those billions are spent on something that never actually works.

Meanwhile, you can order a sandwich online with an app that has better security than some banking portals and must have cost a piddling 10 grand to make.

Edit :

I was wrong. After spending a few minutes searching El Reg for the actual price tag of the system, it would appear that it is indeed £131 million.

So rejoice ! You've gotten failure for an order of magnitude less than you could have paid !

Mathematician: sunspot could mean mini ice age from 2030

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WTF?

That is a novel stance

Interesting. When anything happens that is described with the word "nuclear" in it, all of Greenpeace goes ballistic, railway transport gets shut down in Germany due to greeny protesters and Facebook/Twitter drown in anti-nuclear prose.

If, Heaven forbid, an actual accident takes place then you have literally months of people sagely telling you that we absolutely have to shut down those nuclear plants and stop irradiating the planet willy-nilly, opinion transmitted by all media known to Mankind and put on loop on every newscast for weeks.

And that despite the fact that, as you yourself acknowledge, the nuclear industry is one of the most heavily safety-regulated.

Then, apparently, you put on your tinfoil hat and go into full-out conspiracy mode to say that it's all a ploy to keep Geldoff from powering Africa.

Hats off to you, sir. That is by far the most wacky consideration I have read on these pages in a long time.

Yeah, let's make nuclear safety less stringent. Let's have nuclear power stations institute a regular radiation release schedule, to balance reactor pressure or something like that. And let's have illegal spent uranium dumping sites while we're at it.

All that would certainly allow Geldoff to power Africa. I'd bet he'd rather live there at that point as well.

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Re: "a walk along the promenade in the (very frequent) sunshine"

What ?

The UK would have a place that not only has sunshine, but very frequently ?

I call piddlywugs. You sir, have to be in the tourist business.

Someone at Subway is a serious security nerd

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What is really sad is the fact that you can order your sandwich online with better security than some banks can offer you.

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Re: "the article even says that their methods were pretty trivial to bypass"

Not quite.

The article quotes : Westerngren says certificate pinning and signature verification are laudable goals for application developers but will only "slightly impede" reverse engineering

That means that it is not difficult to pick the app apart, which is rather logical. It is, however, more difficult to tamper with the app without said app noticing it, and the pic in the middle of the article clearly shows that you don't get away with it easily.

Java jockeys join Flash fans in the 0-day exploit club

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At this point, we can only hope that Minecraft stays on Java and doesn't get ported to <cough> Active-X, or even <shudder> Silverlight.

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If your employer requires home connectivity, he should provide the dedicated laptop to have it. There is no reason you should compromise your security just for the convenience of his stupidity.

Pan Am Games: Link to our website without permission and we'll sue

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Reverse psychology requires intelligence.

Not managing to get a mail server running demonstrates rather a lack of intelligence.

So no, there is no psychology here. Just lawyers. From last century millenium.

PLUTO SPACE WHALE starts to give up its secrets

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Nibiru is supposed to have collided with Earth already, forming the Moon.

So no, not Nibiru.

Planet X, though . . .

Google says its AI will jetwash all traces of malodorous spam from your box

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I'm talking about the fact that when I copy/pasted the NASA Mars Trek URL into Google Chrome, I had to fight through a full-screen popup thingy that was trying to get me anywhere but where I wanted to go.

Then again, not long ago I installed an update to Java and a new version of Smart Defrag, so maybe that has something to do with something.

In any case, for me the issue is solved. Goodby Chrome, now I'll just stick with Firefox/AdBlock/Noscript - the best browser ever.

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So they've nailed spam

Good for them.

I just tried NASA Mars Trek on Google Chrome (because it says nicely that it is not compatible with IE - good on them).

It took me three whole minutes to get through all the ads they stuffed on the screen before I could get to the actual site.

Then I uninstalled Chrome.

That nails it for me.

NASA pops open a big can of red planet whup-ass with Mars Trek

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Mars Trek

Not compatible with Internet Explorer.

Wow. Finally. That really does make it an out-of-this-world experience. Double kudos to NASA !

Thinking of adding an SSD for SUPREME speed? Read this

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I beg to differ

I got 2 180GB SSDs in my system, along with 3 2TB HDDs.

The HDDs are used for data storage, the SSDs are used for the Windows OS - one to boot on, the other with the pagefile and one game that takes ages to load.

Ever since I installed them, I experience very fast boot-up time (once a day, so don't really care) and nice general performance from my Windows system.

That one game also benefits immensely from being housed on an SSD since map switching times are divided by ten compared to what they used to be.

That kind of performance is worth every penny to me.

China wants to build a 200km-long undersea tunnel to America

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Transcontinental railway over several continents

Very ambitious project indeed. Tunnels are delicate enough to do right and railway over or under water is of the same order of magnitude. It has been done before - on the same continent.

Building such a project over multiple continents means taking continental drift into account. Continental drift is apparently an inch a year. A railway has a precision of ±0·5mm, which is about 200 times smaller than the drift.

That means that somebody is going to have to come up with a way to make what is a fixed structure float over the places where the continents drift - in opposite directions. And that solution is going to have to allow for high-speed travel and decades of use.

If they do pull it off, it will be a major engineering feat that will eclipse everything that has been built up to now.

Clever cluster-wrangling proto-boffins told to set their LAMMPS on PyFR

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This seems to be the cream of the crop

Sounds like the rocket scientist division of the programming arena. Once you've done something like this, you look at the specs for a CMS and you laugh while you turn to program your next atomic explosion simulator for your home-made Orion spaceship.