Posts by Pascal Monett

The Reg translates the letter in which Oracle kinda-sorta tells customers it was pwned

"Oracle completely destroyed their reputation this time"

Because there was something left to destroy ?

That's news . . .

Wyden blocks Trump's CISA boss nominee, blames cyber agency for 'actively hiding info' about telecom insecurity

So there is some measure of hope

It would appear that the orange baboon cannot do everything he wants the flourish of a sharpie after all.

It just takes a senator with an actual pair of cojones to put some measure of order back into the madness.

Trump kills clearances for infosec's SentinelOne, ex-CISA boss Chris Krebs

How pathetic can you get ?

The person elected to the presidency of the most powerful country in the world is spending his time in personal vengeance against people who said things he doesn't like - especially when they're true.

What a tiny little dick he must have.

Did someone say AI agents, Google asks, bursting in

"They are doubling down on investments"

It's not because you're throwing twice the money at a non-solution that it will suddenly become useful.

Fear of tariffs made the PC market great again in Q1 as vendors emptied factories to dodge price future hikes

"pass higher costs onto consumers"

Good luck with that.

Consumers are going to look at the cost and think "hey, my laptop doesn't work that bad after all".

Microsoft lists seven habits of highly effective Windows 11 users

So, the argument is that Win 1 0 support is ending, right ?

Well, with Redmond's stupid decision to limit Windows 11 to the latest hardware, I'm guessing Windows 1 0 (previously known as The Last Windows) will be sticking around longer than XP.

Borkzilla.

How demented do you have to be to torpedo your own "next" version ?

I've said it before : there is nothing in windows 11 that couldn't be just updated in 1 0, and there is certainly nothing that justifies replacing hardware. In the 90s, I was replacing my motherboard, CPU and graphics card every year, because it was worth it.

In 2015 I upgraded my home PC to an Intel Core-i7 6700.

I kept that computer config until 2021, when I decided to finally upgrade for Core i9-10980XE.

If I count correctly, that's 6 years with the same config. And I'm a gamer. I need the best FPS I can get.

For most people, I'm betting that their PC/laptop that they bought ten years ago is still just fine for Youtube and reading their email. Maybe writing a letter or two per year.

Borkzilla : your days of forcing upgrades are over.

Deal with it.

No joke: Microsoft foolishly published inaccurate price list on April 1st

"It’s the New Commerce Experience"

aka this is how we're going to fuck you, and you are going to have to like it.

Dev loudly complained about older colleague, who retired not long after

"Why had it taken management so long"

Because management is busy with important stuff, like meetings and Powerpoint presentations and discussing goals and directions.

The mundane, boring things like actual work are not their area of expertise.

Mozilla takes pity on Firefox extension developers

It's not an easy job

In this day and age, if you allow anyone to make code to add to your product, you are unfortunately guaranteed to have a proportion of people who are going to submit code for their own selfish, nefarious purposes.

It may be a bit too much to ask for, but might it be possible to review submitted code before making the extension available ?

Meta debuts its first 'mixture of experts' models from the Llama 4 herd

Ah, progress by numbers

We used to have the FLOPS argument about CPUs, then we had the pixels argument about graphics cards, now we're having the trillion parameters argument about LLMs.

So, when will we finally reach the singularity ? A hundred trillion ? A billion trillion ?

What'll it be ?

Signalgate solved? Report claims journalist’s phone number accidentally saved under name of Trump official

The POTUS is only a fan of the POTUS, and if you're not, you're less than dung.

If you are, however, it would appear that you can do no wrong and, contrary to Hillary, you will never be locked up even if you actually divulge confidential info on military operations.

What else do you expect when you have a convicted felon at the head of a country ?

UK convicts five romance fraudsters who stole millions from duped singles

Fool me once . .

. . shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on me.

How is it that, in this day and age, people are still desperate enough to empty their bank accounts for someone they've never even seen ?

It's not like this a brand-new kind of scam. The Internet is over 30 years old now. Come on.

NASA doubles odds of Moon hitting near-Earth asteroid

So, Hollywood, when's the film ?

Come on, you can dream up a moonbase, get a few A-listers involved, have Samuel L Fucking Jackson as NASA director trying to avoid the catastrophe, and have the most glorious scientifically-accurate asteroid impact that just so happens to directly hit the moonbase.

No.

Please send him off to Mars.

The Moon is way too close.

Trump fires NSA boss, deputy

That was a very interesting link. Thank you for that.

Appeals court revives lawsuit alleging IBM bilked pensioners

Incredible

Just how low can IBM go ?

I'm starting to get the feeling that IBM is just inches away from hiring hitmen to whack the people it wants to get rid of instead of firing them.

I'm guessing that the Board has evaluated the question and decide that the fees might be higher than the cost of the lawsuits for firing people, so they have postponed the decision until the hitman market has become more favorable.

Ex-ASML, NXP staffer accused of stealing chip secrets, peddling them to Moscow

Ah, industrial espionage

That's how the Russians got the tech to make the Bomb.

That's how the Chinese are milking every tech they aren't given on purpose to make our stuff that we buy for cheap and then complain about.

The data is old ? Russian scientists are intelligent, they can extrapolate. If you point them in the right direction, they will attain a result.

Retirement funds reportedly raided after unexplained portal probes and data theft

Just a minute there

You're saying that on-time passwords don't need to be supplied for the hackers to gain access to the account ?

Then what the fuck is the use of them ?

I thought that the definition of two-factor authentication was that, if one point was lacking, authentication was refused.

Could someone explain ?

Windows intros 365 Link, a black box that does nothing but connect to Microsoft's cloud

So, we have finally come full circle

Once upon a time, computing was done with dumb terminals and mainframe. Which never failed.

Now, Borkzilla is proposing the same thing with its cloudy unreliable bullshit and a monthly subscription.

Yay progress ?

Signalgate: Pentagon watchdog probes Defense Sec Hegseth

"They also claimed the military plans were not classified"

Sure.

I'm absolutely convinced that the military personnel involved in the operation will be thrilled to know that they were thrown into the meat grinder with their objective's full knowledge.

Every idiot that was part of that chat should be, hey, what's the term already ? Oh, right : Lock Them Up !

OpenAI wants to bend copyright rules. Study suggests it isn’t waiting for permission

"rigid copyright rules are repressing innovation and investment"

Oh cry me a river.

Rigid traffic rules are repressing Ferrari owners from fully using their powerful cars. Rigid home security (locks and alarm systems) are repressing thieves from gaining loot. Uber is being repressed in many cities from being able to transform people into Uber-slaves where Uber gets the money and the slaves take all the risks.

Copyright rules are in place for good reason and, if you find that they are repressive, you can thank Disney in a large part.

So, be good little boys and tell your investors that some of the billions they give you will have to go to pay for the data your multi-billion datacenter will be analyzing.

After all, nothing is free in this world, so why should you be the exception ?

Oracle's masterclass in breach comms: Deny, deflect, repeat

Re: For a sceond I thought that said

In other words : fake news !

Oracle faces Texas-sized lawsuit over alleged cloud snafu and radio silence

And so it starts

I was wondering how long it would take before lawsuits started flying.

Apparently, it took 8 days.

Lawyers are of the efficient kind, especially when they smell blood in the water.

AI datacenters want to go nuclear. Too bad they needed it yesterday

Re: Water

I have to admit I have trouble with this "huge demand in water" story.

Make a reservoir, fill it and you're done.

It's not like you're watering a plant. You collect the vapor and drip it back into the reservoir.

Why can't that be done ?

We're not taking about making new chip wafers, we're talking about cooling. Cooling doesn't need fresh water, it just needs cold water.

A nice reservoir should do that just fine.

Check Point confirms breach, but says it was 'old' data and crook made 'false' claims

"it would not be making any further comment"

So, basically, we told you that 120K user accounts are a small number of accounts, nothing of import was taken, everything's fine.

Now buzz off.

.

Great PR there, guys. I'm really impressed by your cheek.

Tech trainer taught a course on software he'd never used and didn't own

Not quite the same experience, but still a seat-of-the-pants flyby

I generally give programming courses to beginner programmers. They need to learn everything : variables, variable types, functions and procedures, passing variables to said functions and procedures, etc.

One time, however, I got a group of expet JAVA dwevelopers. So, to break into their mindset was rather challenging and, for them, I pretty sure the absence of any method controlling garbage colletion was anatheama to them.So I coded a seconde node where I created a smal collection of docuements and a script that would loop through the collection.

Once the code had loaded the next document, I used the keyword DELETE to remove the previous document from RAM.

The thing is, I had never used that keyword before. I didn't even know if it would work.

Thankfully, it did, and I avoided making a total fool of myself, but it could have easily gone the other way . . .

Cashless society could be why fewer kids are eating coins and sticking things up their noses

Yikes

“The coin shaped batteries are easily caught in the oesophagus, and when stuck start to cause damage immediately and can erode through the oesophagus wall very quickly (within 2 hours) ”

Well that was news to me. I'll have to make sure that my batteries are stored in places where a six-year old cannot easily get its grubby little hands on them.

Nvidia GPU roadmap confirms it: Moore’s Law is dead and buried

a datacenter is a gigawatt

So, if I understand correctly, that means that each datacenter is going to be built right next to nuclear reactor, right ?

This nonsense is getting sriously out of control.

Nuclear center must replace roof on 70-year-old lab so it can process radioactive waste

"delays and overspending"

What ? In the UK ?

Impossible.

Never heard of before.

Inconcievable, I tell you . . .

Tech support session saved files, but probably ended a marriage

I know about ambitious lazy know-it-alls as well

Obviously, I'll name no names, but at a previous workplace I was often called on by an almost-manager (who totally behaved liked a manager) for "special tasks" (entirely professional, I can assure you).

While most of those tasks fell logically under my programming purview, the day he asked me to write documetation about an EU directive that he was supposed to be the expert on, I politely declined and indicated that I did not have the necessary expertise in that area.

Funnily enough, he didn't ask much from me after that, but I didn't mind because he was the kind of guy who took credit for everthing he asked everyone else to do.

IBM US cuts may run deeper than feared ‒ and the jobs are heading to India

Train new hires from India ?

In an ideal world, my answer would be no, here's my resignation.

Then I would join a company called American Business Machines, which should logically have a much harder time offshoring jobs to anywhere.

But hey, let's be realistic : IBM has been shooting itself in the foot for so long it's surprising that it still has a knee.

ISS resupply and trash pickup craft postponed indefinitely after Cygnus container crunch

It is curious

It seems curious that, the more private space operators there are, the harder it is to get people and cargo to and from the ISS.

CrushFTP CEO's feisty response to VulnCheck's CVE for critical make-me-admin bug

"it claims to have some high-profile organizations [..] among its clientele"

Methinks that claim is going to be called into question shortly . . .

Now Windows Longhorn is long gone, witness reflects on Microsoft's OS belly-flop

Re: Deliver something worthwhile?

Well Vista certainly wasn't it.

Windows 1 0 is not an entire failure, but 11 is certainly going in that direction.

The thing, XP (SP3) is certainly the last Windows OS that considered that it was "your" PC it was running on.

Everything since considers that it is Borkzilla's PC, and Borkzilla can do as it pleases.

I can't wait for the day when I can retire, erase all that shit and install Mint and once again have a "Personal" computer.

UK's first permanent facial recognition cameras installed in South London

Re: Success rate?

Are you kidding ?

The cops will have a 100% success rate, and a stellar performance rating to go with it.

It's the judges that will be swamped with useless cases, and who cares about them ?

Ransomwared NHS software supplier nabs £3M discount from ICO for good behavior

"People should never have to think twice about whether their medical records are in safe hands"

They aren't.

Today's jobs Microsoft thinks could use an AI assist: Researchers and analysts

AI in Research

I predict it will soon declare that it has discovered how to create a warp drive.

You'll just have to go through 10,000 pages that will basically be all of Scotty's Star Trek declarations with a mix of Star Wars hyperdrive description and maybe some Babylon 5 or The Expanse for good measure.

Good luck building an actual warp drive with that.

From MP3 to Web3 to now 3D, Napster gets a new owner

"active fan engagement"

I listen to music to disengage, to calm myself, to create an audio universe in which I can lose myself.

Actively engaging myself, with added "gamification", sounds like this pseudo-idea is targeted towards teenagers who will be asked to click on a specific icon at a specific time during whatever is playing to get some stupid "bonus points" which will do who cares what.

Not interested. As far as I'm concerned, they have already failed.

Even Google struggles to balance fast-but-pricey flash and cheap-but-slow hard disks

“What’s new with Google Cloud’s Storage”

We've found a new way to extract even more information from you with the excuse of improving your storage throughput.

This new API is going to boost your storage efficieny while sending us the filenames and filesizes of your files during downtimes.

Dell sheds ten percent of staff for the second year in a row

So, that 4-day workthing is going to go swimmingly at Dell, right ?

Especially since they're also pushing for Back To Office, if I'm not mistaken . . .

US defense contractor cops to sloppy security, settles after infosec lead blows whistle

"The company denies any wrongdoing"

That kind of declaration should automatically be followed by the immediate incarceration of the CEO for blatant lying.

If you didn't do anything wrong, why are you paying millions in settlement ? To avoid the expense of a lawsuit that will demonstrate publicly that you did do wrong and cost you more ?

Bullshit.

4-day work-week pilot due in tech land by early summer

A 4-day work week

Really ?

That is being asked of companies who have almost universally decided that post-COVID working from home was over ?

I really feel that is going to go over very well, especially when the CEO explains to shareholders that they've been paying their staff 20% more than necessary . . .

50 years ago the last Saturn rocket rolled out of NASA's Vehicle Assembly Building

Re: Consider the glass

Hear ! Hear !

Congratulations to the lowest bidder !

There are 10,000 reasons to doubt Oracle Cloud's security breach denial

So, when's the lawsuit ?

And will it be class action ?

Given the amount of data pilfered, I'm guessing a lot of CEOs are likely to be quite unhappy about this mess and will be wanting more than just excuses.

Accenture: DOGE's federal procurement review is hurting our sales

My heart bleeds for those poor, poor shareholders

I am so terribly sorry for those millionnaires who invested their "hard-earned" monies in a company headquartered in a tax haven who, apparently, might not be able buy a new Ferrari this month.

Ah, the humanity !

Datacenters near Heathrow seemingly stay up as substation fire closes airport

Redundancy has a cost

Had there been a second substation built ten years years ago, I'll bet anything that four (or six) years ago somebody would have complained that it was useless and its maintenance costs would be cut.

And we'd be right here again today.

NASA (and ESA/JAXA/etc) are the only ones who understand the true utility of redundancy and who are ready to support the cost of it, because when your probe is a billion miles away, you'd better hope that you have a functional backup plan if something goes wrong.

Apple hallucinated Siri's future AI features, lawsuit claims

Re: Given this....

Agreed.

It is high time all this pseudo-AI bullshit got the downsizing it deserves.

Too many software supply chain defense bibles? Boffins distill advice

Bullshit

All of these are just excuses to continue downloading untested software to production servers.

You want to stop supply chain attacks ? Simple : have a copy of your production environment, download the new code there and test it. If you find a problem, don't move it over to the production version.

That used to be standard practice before the kids took over with the "move fast and break it" attitude.

It might be time to backpedal on that a bit.

Just sayin'.

Oops, they did it again: Microsoft breaks Outlook with another dubious update

Stop dreaming

If jumping ship to Linux or BSD was a business option, Borkzilla would already be dead.

Business is tied to Windows by the neck, the hands, the feet and the balls.

And Redmond knows it.

SAP legacy ERP customers still in no rush to adopt latest platform

"You have to have AI"

Really ? Why ?

Business has been functioning just fine up to now without any hallucinating pseudo-AI.

It would seem that business is going to continue functioning just fine without it.