Posts by Pascal Monett

Flash HOLED AGAIN TWICE below waterline in fresh Hacking Team reveals

By now ?

Zero.

And they still manage to fail.

Seagate bleeding sales as PC downturn starts to hit hard

"significantly lower than full year 2013's $14.4bn"

When I look at the graph provided, I see that it is "significantly" higher than 2011 revenues, which were apparently around $11 billion.

So quit your whining and get back to work.

Oh, yeah , I forgot. This is the finance market - if you don't do 110% every month, you're a useless piece of dung. Even when you still made $3 more than your lowest 5-year figure.

If only financial analysts were treated the same way.

Foxconn to hire a million Indian staff in major base shift

Re: installing suicide nets

OTOH, if installing suicide nets is part of normal company protocol, you gotta admit there's a rather huge problem, no ?

Apple is a very green manufacturer. Apple only manufactures pretty posters. On pretty machines with the Apple logo on it, so it's kosher.

I am sooo going to get downvoted on this . . .

Yes! Windows Phone lives: Microsoft to pump the device Kool-Aid

"We will continue in a very focused way to pursue success in the phone market"

Yep. Focus on not putting any money in it any more, and reaping as much rewards as possible off the money other people put in it.

Hey, don't knock the plan. If I were an Evil Genius (C) I'd try it too.

Edit :

OMG OMG OMG !!! I just realized I didn't need to relog into Channel in order to post from El Reg !

Finally !

Job well done mates. Have one on me.

Natural geothermal heat under Antarctic ice: 'Surprisingly high'

Probably because it's effing freezing over there, and you have to drill down to the crust through all that ice (which is probably less easy than it sounds) and then you have to lower into the hole the thingy that will take the temperature of the Earth's crust without being influenced by all the freezing (and compressed) ice in the immediate vicinity.

Then you have the fact that this is a scientific mission, ergo not sexy and not a vote-winner whatever the greenies may think, so less inclined to be pushed by ambitious politicians. Other types of politicians (if there are any) might lend a hand in return for some form of kickback, but I have no idea what kind of kickback a scientist can offer that will convince a politician to invest in drilling a hole in a place he'll never be seen in on TV (free Subway sandwich card ?).

Then, of course, <tinfoil hat:ON> you have the very real possibility that some oil company has decided that additional FUD measures are required to drive the debate away from AGW, and has accordingly infused the necessary cash via roundabout financial plays in order to get the ball rolling <tinfoil hat: OFF>.

In any case, I note two things that are worthy of remark. First, this is the first measurement taken of the local temperature. Surprise is practically required at this point.

Second : no wonder there is unexpected surface warming. Have you seen all those rocket boosters on that place in the into image ?

BZZZT! NHS e-Referral system flatlines again

@Crisp

That price tag, if I read correctly, was just for cleaning up the mess.

The price of the initial system was in the billions, as are all government IT projects.

And, like all government IT projects (especially in the UK it seems) all those billions are spent on something that never actually works.

Meanwhile, you can order a sandwich online with an app that has better security than some banking portals and must have cost a piddling 10 grand to make.

Edit :

I was wrong. After spending a few minutes searching El Reg for the actual price tag of the system, it would appear that it is indeed £131 million.

So rejoice ! You've gotten failure for an order of magnitude less than you could have paid !

Mathematician: sunspot could mean mini ice age from 2030

That is a novel stance

Interesting. When anything happens that is described with the word "nuclear" in it, all of Greenpeace goes ballistic, railway transport gets shut down in Germany due to greeny protesters and Facebook/Twitter drown in anti-nuclear prose.

If, Heaven forbid, an actual accident takes place then you have literally months of people sagely telling you that we absolutely have to shut down those nuclear plants and stop irradiating the planet willy-nilly, opinion transmitted by all media known to Mankind and put on loop on every newscast for weeks.

And that despite the fact that, as you yourself acknowledge, the nuclear industry is one of the most heavily safety-regulated.

Then, apparently, you put on your tinfoil hat and go into full-out conspiracy mode to say that it's all a ploy to keep Geldoff from powering Africa.

Hats off to you, sir. That is by far the most wacky consideration I have read on these pages in a long time.

Yeah, let's make nuclear safety less stringent. Let's have nuclear power stations institute a regular radiation release schedule, to balance reactor pressure or something like that. And let's have illegal spent uranium dumping sites while we're at it.

All that would certainly allow Geldoff to power Africa. I'd bet he'd rather live there at that point as well.

Re: "a walk along the promenade in the (very frequent) sunshine"

What ?

The UK would have a place that not only has sunshine, but very frequently ?

I call piddlywugs. You sir, have to be in the tourist business.

Someone at Subway is a serious security nerd

What is really sad is the fact that you can order your sandwich online with better security than some banks can offer you.

Re: "the article even says that their methods were pretty trivial to bypass"

Not quite.

The article quotes : Westerngren says certificate pinning and signature verification are laudable goals for application developers but will only "slightly impede" reverse engineering

That means that it is not difficult to pick the app apart, which is rather logical. It is, however, more difficult to tamper with the app without said app noticing it, and the pic in the middle of the article clearly shows that you don't get away with it easily.

Java jockeys join Flash fans in the 0-day exploit club

At this point, we can only hope that Minecraft stays on Java and doesn't get ported to <cough> Active-X, or even <shudder> Silverlight.

If your employer requires home connectivity, he should provide the dedicated laptop to have it. There is no reason you should compromise your security just for the convenience of his stupidity.

Pan Am Games: Link to our website without permission and we'll sue

Reverse psychology requires intelligence.

Not managing to get a mail server running demonstrates rather a lack of intelligence.

So no, there is no psychology here. Just lawyers. From last century millenium.

PLUTO SPACE WHALE starts to give up its secrets

Nibiru is supposed to have collided with Earth already, forming the Moon.

So no, not Nibiru.

Planet X, though . . .

Google says its AI will jetwash all traces of malodorous spam from your box

I'm talking about the fact that when I copy/pasted the NASA Mars Trek URL into Google Chrome, I had to fight through a full-screen popup thingy that was trying to get me anywhere but where I wanted to go.

Then again, not long ago I installed an update to Java and a new version of Smart Defrag, so maybe that has something to do with something.

In any case, for me the issue is solved. Goodby Chrome, now I'll just stick with Firefox/AdBlock/Noscript - the best browser ever.

So they've nailed spam

Good for them.

I just tried NASA Mars Trek on Google Chrome (because it says nicely that it is not compatible with IE - good on them).

It took me three whole minutes to get through all the ads they stuffed on the screen before I could get to the actual site.

Then I uninstalled Chrome.

That nails it for me.

NASA pops open a big can of red planet whup-ass with Mars Trek

Mars Trek

Not compatible with Internet Explorer.

Wow. Finally. That really does make it an out-of-this-world experience. Double kudos to NASA !

Thinking of adding an SSD for SUPREME speed? Read this

I beg to differ

I got 2 180GB SSDs in my system, along with 3 2TB HDDs.

The HDDs are used for data storage, the SSDs are used for the Windows OS - one to boot on, the other with the pagefile and one game that takes ages to load.

Ever since I installed them, I experience very fast boot-up time (once a day, so don't really care) and nice general performance from my Windows system.

That one game also benefits immensely from being housed on an SSD since map switching times are divided by ten compared to what they used to be.

That kind of performance is worth every penny to me.

China wants to build a 200km-long undersea tunnel to America

Transcontinental railway over several continents

Very ambitious project indeed. Tunnels are delicate enough to do right and railway over or under water is of the same order of magnitude. It has been done before - on the same continent.

Building such a project over multiple continents means taking continental drift into account. Continental drift is apparently an inch a year. A railway has a precision of ±0·5mm, which is about 200 times smaller than the drift.

That means that somebody is going to have to come up with a way to make what is a fixed structure float over the places where the continents drift - in opposite directions. And that solution is going to have to allow for high-speed travel and decades of use.

If they do pull it off, it will be a major engineering feat that will eclipse everything that has been built up to now.

Clever cluster-wrangling proto-boffins told to set their LAMMPS on PyFR

This seems to be the cream of the crop

Sounds like the rocket scientist division of the programming arena. Once you've done something like this, you look at the specs for a CMS and you laugh while you turn to program your next atomic explosion simulator for your home-made Orion spaceship.

SatNad's purple haze could see Lumia 'killed'. Way to go, chief!

"I expect Microsoft to kill Lumia, possibly as soon as mid-2016"

Well now that that has been said, I expect Lumia sales to die by next month.

NSA snooped on German chancellors for DECADES: Wikileaks

Given that there are French fishermen, I'm pretty sure that they have a word for a stick to kill fish with.

No idea what it is though.

Russia campaigns to stop SUICIDALLY STUPID selfies

"or after climbing to the top of electricity pylons"

Is that a hobby or something ? I'm supposing that it isn't any more legal in Russia than in any other country, so WTF ?

Do they really drink that much vodka ?

Bloodthirsty Microsoft prepares for imminent 'major' job cuts

Re: MS is used to everybody being afraid of them

I think that's over now. We now what MS is : an OS company that is desperately running behind the times.

Google is our new overlord now.

EU ombudsman slams Commish handling of German ePrivacy laws

"the ombudsman has neither the power to enforce fines nor implement changes"

So, basically, the mad dog is barking in the shed, just ignore it.

It says something about our society when we create these watchdogs positions to ease our conscience yet specifically prevent them doing anything about that which they are charged with overseeing.

It's like the financial auditors of a government. They can point out every single overspend, underline every murky deal and paint a target on every useless expense as much as they want, nothing they ever say changes anything.

So what's the point ? A good conscience ? That's about as useful as the overweight guy sitting in front of his TV stuffing his face with Cheetos and Coke and thinking "I'll do some exercise tomorrow".

Give the ombudsman power to put someone in jail. That's the only thing that focuses the mind.

Ford's 400,000-car recall could be the tip of an auto security iceberg

"[this] underlines the increasing need for over-the-air (OTA) software updates"

Let me make a bit of a parallel here.

Once upon a time, there was this thing called a console. It had no Internet connection, it had a defined hardware list and games were made for it and sold on the open market. No recall was possible, the game had to work from the shelf. There was no patching.

During those heady days, console gamers made much fun of PC gamers, with their constant updates and struggling framerates and constant need of upgrades.

Then the console got a hard disk and an Internet connection. Where is the console today ? Waiting for updates, struggling for framerates, and no game works as advertised on day 1.

Meanwhile, PC gamers have better equipment and actually less issues these days because they are not beholden to the proprietary portals imposed on consoles, nor do they risk DDOS of their only provider because if one game server doesn't work, there are other games to play. On a console, whatever the game, there is in practice only one server.

Please do not repeat this mistake with cars.

The modest father of SMS, who had much to be modest about

It's where the story is, for sure, but that story doesn't sell.

Now, put in a backstabbing and some juicy bits in black stockings and NOW you have a STORY.

Welkom in Nederland: Laid-back, chilled, and MONITORING everything

Well then,

That's it for Ixquick then.

Shame. I thought I'd found a valid replacement for Google and now these numpties nix it.

Evil NSA runs on saintly Linux, Apache, MySQL

Re: "why don't we try to insert our own covert backdoor code into the Linux kernel"

Um, because it is Open Source and your kernel backdoor will not only have to be approved by the kernel coders but will also have to remain invisible to all the intelligent people who are looking at the code ?

Kernel backdoors can only exist when a restricted number of people know about them. That's something proprietary code allows because then you only have a small group of people with the right to check the code. Open Source means ANYBODY can find it as soon as they look in the right place.

And do not mistake Open Source kernel developers for nitwits. I'm sure that many of them know the entire kernel they work on inside out and will be quick to spot anything that seems out of place.

Security gurus deliver coup de grace to US govt's encryption backdoor demands

Indeed.

There's nothing left to repair guys, it's beyond repair.

It needs to be torn down and rebuilt.

Oh, and not by the scumbags that are in place now.

Robo-taxis, what are they good for? Er, the environment and traffic

"shifting to electric, autonomous taxis in 2030 would cut vehicle emissions by 90 per cent"

Yup, and will also impose the doubling of nuclear power plants in the country.

Because you think wind power will be good to recharge all those vehicles ?

Nuclear is the future. We have to make it work.

Furor rages over ICANN and Facebook's bid to publish home addresses of website owners

"ICANN staff will propose pulling out"

As far as XXX is concerned, I've heard that that method doesn't work all that well.

Right, I'm going.

Open Compute Project testing is a 'complete and total joke'

Great news

Now I know that, if I am being proposed a cloud environment which is OCP certified, I should run the hell in the other direction.

We tried using Windows 10 for real work and ... oh, the horror

Re: You do know that many servers in the enterprise environment are running Linux, don't you?

You do know that users never sit in front of a server, don't you ?

Linux will be contained in the server room for a while yet.

Unfortunately.

Re: Bejewelled 3 refuses to install, but you can buy it again

Buying a game you already own and came out only last year just so it runs on a new OS is NOT an acceptable solution.

Google yanks fake Android battery monitor

"its intentions were revealed by the permissions it seeks (basically, everything)"

Um, if I remember correctly, that seems to be the case for almost every app I have ever installed on my phone, so no, that doesn't reveal anything in itself.

But kudos for monitoring the app's activity and nailing its nefarious nature.

Now find the authors and flog them good. Maybe that'll give them some incentive to not do that kind of thing again.

Protecting users against advanced threats and the human factor

There might be an other solution to this issue

Have an email system where sysadmins can assign user rights to clicking on links.

For Lusers, no rights. They get mail where links are stripped from the body.

Once a Luser has eventually proven a certain degree of intelligence (yeah, I know, but for the sake of argument, okay ?), his status can be upgraded to Under Suspicion. Links he receives are stripped and non-clickable, but he can copy/paste them manually into a browser.

If Luser Under Suspicion manages to not completely bollox everything for six months, he gets upgraded to Luser Under Surveillance. His mails get the links clickable. If he mucks up at any point, he his slapped back down to Luser Under Suspicion and now has to wait a year - oh, who am I kidding, he'll never get upgraded again.

Obvously, no Luser is ever above suspicion.

A possible variant of this scenario is links are clickable, but anything under Surveillance automatically gets a 404 in return. Gosh, the Internet is so unreliable these days. . .

Microsoft: Stop using Microsoft Silverlight. (Everyone else has)

Terrible analogy which demonstrates that you missed his point entirely.

A better one would be you don't visit any cafe that won't allow you to eat the cake you buy on your own plate that you bring.

In your face, US citizens! Govt can’t save you from corporate eyes

So Congress shows what stuff it is really made of - cotton fluff

But hey, as they say : the market is self-regulating, right ?

Right.

So that means that, if the industry is not willing to be regulated, the onus is on us to regulate it : by not buying their products.

I'm sure that, when (if?) a company brings out a product that is guaranteed to respect our security and privacy and the other companies see their market share melt like an ice cream cone on a New York sidewalk in July, then there will be changes.

The bottom line, people. Never forget the bottom line. It's up to us to bottom theirs.

In other words, a lost cause.

Script-blocker NoScript lets in ANYTHING from googleapis.com

Just confirms that security is YOUR business

I rechecked my whitelist options and no, nothing Google is in there anywhere.

Whenever I do install NoScript, by default I remove the existing whitelist. There is no such thing as security if you don't know what you're allowing.

NoScript is a tool, not a solution. Use it correctly and you're golden.

UH OH: Windows 10 will share your Wi-Fi key with your friends' friends

So let me get this straight

Microsoft has created a function where it slurps your passwords and stores them on its servers to pass them out to anyone who is listed as your friend when you designate them as such, and again to anyone they have as friends when they designate them as such.

If i remember correctly, we are all but 6 links away from anyone else in particular. Therefor that means that this new function makes your passwords available to practically everyone. Way to go, Microsoft !

Just an idea, though : maybe you could disable sharing passwords that you acquired by being shared them ? In other words, my friends get my password, but not their friends ?

Oh, and passwords stored on the Microsoft cloud. What could possible go wrong ?

Hide the HUD, say boffins, they're bad for driver safety

I suppose that infrared cameras are not blinded by visible light, contrary to the so-called night-vision cameras which enhance light.

"a pilot is also taught when it's safe to ignore the view outside"

Well that's pretty much any time he's flying above 10,000 feet. There are no trees, deer crossings or sudden turns at that altitude, so he can obviously concentrate on his radar or whatever else needs his eyeball attention. Whatever obstacle is coming his way is another plane, and his radar will "see" it before he does.

On the road, the first rule is Keep Your Eyes On The Road. The second rule is Respect The First Rule.

Jets may be a lot faster than cars, but cars have obstacles all around them at practically all times and one second of inattention can get you to meet one brutally.

Let's remember that the dashboard has two functions : to tell the driver how the car is doing and, if necessary, indicate what is wrong. The driver has enough to deal with what with paying attention to road conditions that can change suddenly without warning. Adding any other data to that information is putting the driver in danger of information overload.

That said, I dearly like the idea of night driving with IR-enhanced HUD display showing me the road as if it were broad daylight. But no arrows or tokens please, just the road as it is.

VPNs are so insecure you might as well wear a KICK ME sign

So the good news is . . .

Stick with IPv4 and you're golden, right ?

Audit finds new flaw at US Office of Personnel Management

Of course. Haven't you noticed the awards ceremony every four years ?

Is that a FAT PIPE or are you just pleased to stream me? TERABIT fibre tested

Ipswitch ?

Are they sure their results didn't get some help from a tentacle ?

Smart meters set to cost Blighty as much as replacing Trident

the programme in danger of turning into a "costly failure"

No.

The programme in danger of turning into ANOTHER "costly failure".

FTFY

Windows 10 is due in one month: Will it be ready?

"With Windows 10, the experience will evolve"

We know.

At installation, it will race along and we will find it marvelous (those that have drunk the Cool-Aid, anyway). Over time, it will get slower, bloated and unstable. Patches will get bigger and bigger, and we'll need a terabyte disk just for the Windows folder.

We know Windows, Nadella. We've been using it since the 90's, and you've been polishing the same turd since.

But yeah, Win7/64 is the best version by far. And it's MINE. It does what I WANT. And YOU can't keep me from using it.

You can keep your "service". I will not be your cash cow.

A 'puter mechanic is the guy who does percussive maintenance on your PC box when the Internet is down (aka I can't Google anymore).