Posts by Pascal Monett

Study of asexually reproducing honeybee ponders: But why the mass murder?

Hang on there

If these parasitic bees infest a hive and lay eggs to overtake from within like some slightly less gruesome face-hugger of renown, do the dirty worker bees still work, or do they just lounge around pretending to be queen bees and quaffing all the royal jelly ?

Because if they don't actually work and cannot do anything more than produce more parasitic offspring, then they are the terminal race for bees since, once all behives have been infested, there will be no more bees to do the actual job and they will then die off.

So they are the Umbrella Corp of bee-land.

NHS e-prescription service goes TITSUP: Problems since Monday

"as famous for managerial excellence and helpfulness as they are for technical expertise"

Brad Pitt is famous. People who have never seen his films (there must be one somewhere - humor me) still know his name because Angelina Jolie. Cegedim is only famous to the circle of people who they invoice, and in this case, I think their "fame" is directly proportional to the amount they invoice.

It will soon become another sort of fame if these cock-ups continue.

France POPs €800k fine on 'illegal taxi service' Uber's windshield

How's that for "disruptive" ?

All the chanting about New Economy and whatnot, and in the end Uber is just a sleaze operation from a pair of tricksters who, in other times, would have been part of the Corleone family.

The fine is not enough, not by a long shot, but at least there is one.

O2 chief techie: Light up dark fibre and unleash the small cell army

"suppliers want to know what the demand will be"

Here's a tip : mobile phones (which everbody has at least one of now) are going to 5G because people want to watch HD films on them tiny screens (yes, tiny compared to my widescreen TV - and get off my lawn).

Lay the damn fibre already. Internet is becoming indispensable to our daily lives, and I'm not talking about Facebook. So invest and ye will reap the rewards when everyone else late to the party. Lay the fibre because there will be no party until that is done.

I want my GBps connection NOW !

The Fog of Cyberwar: Now theft and sabotage instead of just spying

Re: Escalation in cyber BS race

"cyber-computers", "cyber-email", "cyber-URL"

Does the word "redundant" mean anything to you ? If not, here's a tip : try defining email as anything else but "cyber".

And who exactly is Uncle Sam trying to pick a fight with ? They invaded Iraq instead of North Korea because everyone knows that the Norks have WMDs.

Are you suggesting the US is trying to pick on Russia now ?

"This tells us how desperate North Korea is,"

No, Kim-Jong-whatever's haircut fad has already told us that. What this tells us is how little morals the guy has.

Which we knew already.

MtGox collapse victims now picked off by phishing vultures

"Hide extensions for known file types"

That option set to default has by definition ensured that the clueless remain clueless.

It has been more than two decades now that Microsoft foisted itself on the world in a particular set of events. During that time, had the masses grown accustomed to at least seeing entension names, perhaps today a much larger portion of the population would at least have half a clue of what is being said when they heard "do not click on executables".

Instead, thanks to that option, most people probably don't even know what an executable is, much less how to recognize one.

I'm sure spammers all over the globe are blessing Microsoft every day for that blunder.

TeamViewer: So sorry we blamed you after your PC was hacked

Re: Another lesson in password reuse

There are plenty of lessons available for that.

There are also plenty of users who do not heed the message - or maybe even haven't heard the message, ensuring that plenty more examples will undoubtedly be available in the future.

Rinse and repeat for the duration of the human civilization.

"understand what you are setting up, or don't set the fucking thing up"

What, you want us to work ?

This is the Internet Age ! Where's the fun in that ?

Microsoft's Scott Guthrie wrote code live on stage for Azure devs

Why reproduce the tweet verbatim ?

The tweet is reproduced in full in a pic in the article. What is the use of repeating its contents word for word ?

A bit of journalistic interpretation could have been used, instead of making me read the same thing twice and thinking I was already at pub time before 10 A.M.

Mark Zuckerberg's Twitter and Pinterest password was 'dadada'

Extremely lucky - and not bothered one bit about taking other people's code without permission.

Let's not forget that.

Brexit: UK gov would probably lay out tax plans in post-'leave' vote emergency budget

Oh yeah that'll make a change

"Leaving the EU is unlikely to soften the current government's approach to clamping down on tax avoidance by multinationals"

Right. Because governments all over are doing a bang-up job of keeping multinationals in line right now.

Oh yeah, a great job.

Norway might insist on zero-emission vehicles by 2025

Just one problem there

Haven't they watched Occupied ?

Do they really want to live that IRL ?

Wi-Fi hack disables Mitsubishi Outlander's theft alarm – white hats

Yay, Yet Another Vehicle Hijacking By Maker Lazyness

This situation sucks. Now, when buying a car, one is going to have to go through a number of checks to ensure that the car cannot be easily broken into via passersby smartphone, in addition to all the other stuff to evaluate.

And the problem is not that Mitsubishi did not think of implementing security - they established a procedure and implemented it - probably after testing it. The problem is, nobody made a quality check - or even a sanity check - with either security engineers or a simple street thug (the latter may be a bit difficult to locate for a car maker, I agree). So what they designed is trivial to crack and nobody is safe.

I do not want to have to become an engineer to have a secure car. In any case, Mitsubishi is off my buy list until they get this sorted out.

Redmond adds malware, phish warnings to Bing

As a rabid curmudgeon myself, I can only approve.

Tivo's new owner ponders binning its own boxes

As usual

A company having complete control over its presence decides to surrender the hard part thinking things will go better.

Regardless of whether or not Tivo is doing well or why, what makes them think that handing over the hardware to a 3rd party is going to make things better ?

Yes, they will get rid of hardware issues. They could also get rid of that by making a better product, but that is clearly pie-in-the-sky thinking these days.

What they will actually be doing is handing over the platform to someone who will have a vested interest in expanding the platform to other players to increase the footprint. Meaning they will abandon their power to dictate what the platform does and does not. They will be forced to deal with platform changes that, in the long term, may not favor them.

But hey, long term is someone else's bonus, right ?

Cisco drags down the Ethernet switch market, routers grow a little

Yeah, but times change

That image today would have to have a Linux patch over one eye.

Microsoft is not Borging anything any more. The PC market is in decline and MS is royally pissing consumers off with its ultra-aggressive GWX tactics and shoddier-than-usual WU snafus, and concerning the phone market - well let's just say that MS is history in that arena.

Cisco, on the other hand, despite having a tattered reputation, is still there and going strong. So maybe it's time the title be passed on.

100 million credentials from 'Russia's Facebook' go on sale

Might be interesting

It's a common consideration that criminal hackers are Russian these days. Well if that is the case, then they've hit home turf. That would mean that the Russian plod might have a chance at bringing them down.

Not holding my breath over all this though.

Even in remotest Africa, Windows 10 nagware ruins your day: Update burns satellite link cash

I went there as well

And donated.

And noticed that Generosity creams $7.50 for the privilege of you handing money over in an Internet transaction.

That's more than my bank does.

Generosity : generously helping themselves on other people's misery.

On her microphone's secret service: How spies, anyone can grab crypto keys from the air

Indeed

Nothing makes the NSA's work easier than people not believing that it is possible in the first place.

There's a lot I don't know about electronics, and I know nothing about how to sniff out CPU operations, but that doesn't mean I'm blind to the possibility.

On the other hand, it would seem that this paper refers to a phone being left a foot away from my PC for an hour. I don't think that a top-level anybody is going to have an hour-long meeting with anybody else with them nonchalantly placing their mobile next to the laptop.

Once again, a miracle in surveillance tech that is impractical in real life. Keep foreign mobiles away from your PC and you'll be fine. Because if the NSA is interested in you, you're screwed anyway.

SWIFT threatens to give insecure banks a slap if they don't shape up

Re: simple stupidity and laziness

Those two points seem to be the bread and butter of the blackhat community.

If users (banking or otherwise) were always alert and professional, blackhats would have a hell of a harder time getting their objectives fulfilled and social engineering would be a theoretical concept.

Security is hard because IT is immensely complex. Add humans to the mix and breaches are practically inevitable in the long run. SWIFT needs to make the run longer than it is at the moment. Nothing like the one-percenters losing a fraction of a percent of their money to get some motivation into doing that.

Software snafu let EU citizens get referendum vote, says Electoral Commission

“an issue with elections software”

The issue is that the software was badly specced by interested parties, outsourced to cowboy developers through relations and written one-handed in a weekend without any quality control or oversight.

For me to trust any "election" software, I want the entire project to be managed like open-source. I want the specifications to be public, I want the code to be public, and I want millions of eyes on it to ensure that there is no error in processing, security or confidentiality.

Unless I can personally see what has been approved to count my vote, you might as well have it developed in a dungeon by a group of trolls, that is how I will trust it.

Universe's shock rapidly expanding waistline may squash Einstein flat

Re: I think it's time to admit we don't have such a good idea about what's going on

You need to listen to this.

Would YOU start a fire? TRAPPED in a new-build server farm

Did I read that right ?

You went around and randomly yanked on power cables to generate power alerts ?

YOU MONSTER.

TalkTalk scam-scammers still scam-scamming

"the respondent purporting to be a TalkTalk representative hung up"

Apparently, the 56% drop in profits is still not enough for TalkTalk personnel to get the finger out and start redressing the company's image by actually being useful.

Or even polite.

Windows 10 market share jumps two per cent

It's the leap before the deadline

That Win 1 0 is getting a (small) boost in market share is understandable, the deadline for "not free" is fast approaching.

Microsoft needs all the market share it can get now because it'll be the last jump forward it will get on this. After June, it will be incremental steps only. Companies cannot switch easily or quickly, and private people who want 1 0 will have already got it. Any "new" installations will be of the buying-a-new-PC type, or when a company finally gets around to cycling its PC pool again.

'UnaPhone' promises Android privacy by binning Google Play

"scrubs out and falsifies information that [..] would allow carriers to identify the handset"

I'm probably wrong and I certainly don't know what I'm talking about, but if the carrier cannot identify the phone, then how does it know to route your calls to it ?

I applaud anything that will stick it to Scott McNealy, and Google deserves anything that will bring its arrogance down a notch, but mobile tech is what it is and if you're using it, your phone does have to be identifiable to the carrier. I don't see why the carrier should distribute that information without a warrant, but the carrier has to know where your phone is.

Kraftwerk versus a cheesy copycat: How did the copycat win?

Take a small enough part of anything and I'm sure your argument stands.

I don't see why copyright should be restricted to an entire song - it's the individual notes that make up the song. Nobody has copyright on individual notes, but that does not mean that taking out four or five and sequencing that is a Good Thing (TM).

Scrum.org hacked, may have lost crypto keys and some user data

Don't go dissing DevOps

Why ?

I get that the vuln came from a supplier package - but who's to say that said package wasn't developed using DevOps ?

DevOps is just the new name for brainstorming something and implementing it before analyzing all the possible consequences. Sounds like a DevOps package to me.

You don't need no STEEENKING GPU, says Intel

Intel has always tried to pull that one

On-board GPU is good enough to display 2D Windows for work or browser-related purposes, no doubt there.

I don't care what Intel tries to push, if I want to game or do heavy video computing, a discreet board from a specialized company is where I will seek the solution.

UK.gov's promise to pour cash into SMEs was just hot air

"£1bn, is a drop in the ocean"

It's a pretty nice drop, though.

Yes, it's only 1/16th of the budget. Yes, more should probably be done. But this is yet another case where statistics are used to fudge reality.

One billion of anything is quite a number. One billion of government funds spent on "local" companies is not a bad result. It will take some time to change mentalities, meaning that the old fogies and their buddy group need to retire to make place for the young fogies with their buddy group, then we'll be able to measure results.

Of course, by then, requirements will have changed and everyone will be clamoring about how the government is wasting money on small suppliers when economies of scale can be had with larger ones.

And the wheel turns.

Easy remote exploit drops for unpatchable power plant controller

Re: Don't you get it ?

Don't you ?

The front end can be hardened. It can be logged. It can be blessed with a SWAT team if necessary.

Yes, the hacker will try his damnedest. While he's wasting time raising alarms there, the job can continue to run smoothly.

At least I hope so.

Because then you might get beat to the post by someone who didn't consider Do Or Die and just chucked it out to patch it later. That way he gets the problems and the patch issues, but he also gets the money and the market share.

Meanwhile, your company folds.

That is the wonderful world of Capitalism which Americans are so prompt to defend to the teeth. Unless they're the ones standing to lose, in which case they cry out for arbitration (in their favor, of course).

There are people who want to do right the first time. Generally they go into Open Source, I guess, meaning they have to live off something else until the project is done.

German boffins smash records with 37km wireless spurt at 6Gbps

24Mbit/s to 250 separate internet connections

Right, so realistically that means 2.4Mb/s for 250 connections, and 0.24Mb/s for 2500 connections.

Because really, 250 connections ? Over 37km ? Did they calibrate that for the desert ?

A 37km radius is going to cover tens of thousands of connections. They'll need more than one of those for all that.

But never mind - the important bit is that connectivity is on an inexorable march forward. If only privacy could be on such a path.

LinkedIn mass hack reveals ... yup, you're all still crap at passwords

Passwords are not a good way to enforce security. Like democracy, they are the least bad way we have now.

Because if your eyeball gets compromised, what do you do then ?

Probably as soon as you explain what better method we could use.

And if you answer biometrics, you've lost.

Re: And move to what ?

Back to the time where your contacts were people in your phone list that you actually called every now and then to prove that you cared that much.

Lost containers tell no tales. Time to worry

Ah, DevOps

Bringing back the total lack of procedures and oversight that the industry has spent decades trying to put in place.

It is marvelous to think that the most disruptive technology to ever hit a production server is the lazy developer who couldn't be arsed to follow procedures because reasons.

Because you cannot make me believe that all those containers have been created by small mom & pop shops who don't know better, hmm ? I don't think so. They've probably been created by companies who have an established protocol for managing servers, but who call in some DevOps evangelist who blinds them with "expertise", dizzys them with buzzwords and proceeds to screw them over with shoddy installs, no documentation and a fat bill.

Don't tell the Cabinet Office: HMRC is building its own online ID system

Oh really ?

"Last year HMRC was awarded £1.3bn to "build one of the most digitally advanced tax administrations in the world", which the department reckons will yield £1bn in extra tax revenue after 2020."

No, no, not at all. The HMRC was given a first installment of £1.3bn to waste on a project that will endure until 2020, burn billions more every year and amount to nothing much before it is scrapped and swept under the rug.

FTFY

Coders crack Oculus DRM in 24 hours, open door to mass piracy

So, now can we call it Foculous ?

Never, ever buying a product from Facebook.

DRM is anathema to me. Nobody has the right to decide what I can do on my PC, period.

Tech support locker scam poses as failed Microsoft Update

And the police can get the phone company to cough up the forwarding number and track down the miscreant.

This is not an email/bitcoin scam thing that can be anonymized via Tor, this is a scam that relies on phone companies not snitching them to the law.

And apparently it works, so why not ? Capitalism at its best.

Google-backed solar electricity facility sets itself on fire

Mirror misalignment

That some mirrors were misaligned is one thing, that cables were able to be exposed in the first place is another.

Couldn't they have put a barrier around the cables to ensure that a stray concentration would just hit concrete instead of something flammable ?

Sky! Blue!, Oceans! Wet!, Yahoo! Overvalued!

$55 million

How typical. The company is going bust, the accounts are in the red, but never mind - the desk where the buck stops will see a bright day anyway.

Sorry, but from where I stand, you only get the rewards if the company is doing well.

And when the ship sinks, the CEO should be the first to feel the pinch. No bonus package for a botched sale.

But I'm daydreaming again. Nurse ! My medication ! In a glass of Glenlivet, as usual, my blood pressure is rising again.

Going Nuclear: Inside the world's second worst exploit toolkit

$100,000 a month

And with that flow of money, the cops don't have a clue.

And what use is the NSA ? Zip. Them's not terrists, them's just robbers. Beneath 'em.

Stop slurping our phone calls and get watching Bitcoin transfers you numbnuts.

LinkedIn plays down '117 million users' breach data sale

"We take the safety and security of our members' accounts seriously"

Not seriously enough to know when you're breached before stumbling on a public sale, apparently.

Tossers.

CIA says it 'accidentally' nuked torture report hard drive

Yes, they are lying. It's as obvious as that bright yellow thing in a blue sky during the day.

No, there will be no scalp. It will be swept under the rug because procedures, explanations, show of good will, promise not to happen again, golf with a Supreme Court influencer.

Politician claims porn tabs a malware experiment, then finds God

I'm pretty sure that argument wouldn't pass HR and he'd have his pink slip (oh, the irony) in less than an hour.

What makes you think it's unwanted ?

They have nothing to be ashamed of, they're offering a purely commercial service in the capitalist capital of the world. All business is good business for them - and having a politician as customer is a Good Thing (TM) for anyone !

Yeah, grow a pair

Admit you made a mistake in going to a sub-par site like xHamsters instead of going to YouPorn like everybody else.

Pandora investor: Sell this company sooner rather than later

And it's certainly going to go down now, given that you've basically claimed that it it's time to get out before it's too late.

Making that too late to start with.

They should have sold and said why after.

Only idiots will buy in now. Oh wait . .