* Posts by Pascal Monett

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SPACE WHISKY: Astro malt pongs of 'rubber and smoked fish'

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"how this groundbreaking research will help advance humanity" ?

It will help because months and months of tedius transit in pitch dark to lug Unobtanium from Ganymede back to Earth will not be bearable without a proper shot of ol' mellow to take the edge off of extreme boredom.

And a local Diablo III server (ranked) would help immensely as well.

Is 'MetaPod': a) a Pokemon; b) servers running OpenStack?

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The only thing I know about Pokemon is that you had to catch them all. I didn't catch any, nor did I even look around for some.

With this renaming, I think Cisco may just have given enough impetus to create a whole new crowd of MetaPodians exchanging entirely new, non-Pokemon related jokes. And maybe some network-related horror stories as well.

Time will tell.

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FAIL

Metapod

And they changed the name to avoid the jokes ?

Class action launched against Facebook over biometric slurpage

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ZuckerBorg

Good one.

But we're still screwed.

Layabout, sun-blushed techies have pick of IT job market, says survey

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WTF?

Beefy benefits packages ?

Where are those ?

The offers I see most of the time ask for a single person to manage three different server environments, know the intricacies of five different database environments, plan, execute and manage backup strategies, project planning and execution, people interaction and oversight, and be able to remap the network and recable the building as well, all for the princely sum of minimum wage or thereabouts.

If you want a person to do the job of ten people, you damn well better be ready to pay him the salary of ten people, otherwise you can get stuffed.

You shouldn't be paying for mobile ads (please buy our software)

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Nerver mind cookies, websites are out there that actively detect AdBlockers and shunt you to a garage page if you're using one.

If I don't really need the info, or if I can find it elsewhere, I generally do not return there - which shouldn't bother them since they're more interested in shoveling ads at me than in me seeing their website.

Stealth service – Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

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Unhappy

micro-transactions

Good bye any interest I might have had in playing this game.

Angler plonks August's Flash feeding frenzy into its boat

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Adobe really is incredible

To keep on fabricating discovering so many bugs after so many years is really a shining example of professionalism and dedication - to the blackhats.

It's just a video player, Adobe. You didn't have to link it to every function imagined by Mankind.

Files on Seagate wireless disks can be poisoned, purloined – thanks to hidden login

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Re: Unbelievable

Most certainly that was part of the testing phase.

Apparently, when the tests were positive, they just shoved the whole thing into production without anyone giving an effing eff about whether or not they should take out the test access.

Because obviously nobody would ever think of trying to access something wireless by using root/root as credentials, right ? It's only Samsung testers that are authorized to do that.

Fiat Chrysler recalls THOUSANDS more cars to swerve hack-my-brakes roadkill

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"These measures – [..] – block remote access to certain vehicle systems"

And why, pray tell, was remote access available in the first place ?

Apparently, remote access is just bolted on to the main car's data system and the software is supposed to sort out legit commands from unwanted ones by itself.

I call that a recipe for disaster.

OFFICIAL: Zuck's BIG in-your-face Facebook Messenger SHOVE finally pays off

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I think there's a name for that

It's called the Stockholm Syndrome

Mind-blowing secrets of NSA's security exploit stockpile revealed at last

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Game, set and DEATHMATCH: Drone TERROR ORDEAL at US Open tennis tournament

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Oh for Christ' sake

What on Earth was that guy at a tennis match with a drone for ? Couldn't he just have played with his phone ?

Why are people terrified of an itty-bitty flying toy ? It's not a bloody Predator, now is it ? The worst it could have carried would be a firecracker.

What the fuck is the reason for BLOCKING THE VIDEO ? On what grounds did they get that done ? It's not a private game, there are spectators. They're not going to lose money, the game's over. Why do we accept this kind of dickery ? There is absolutely no reason for it.

Spotify updates hated privacy policy ... with exact same policy

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"to better explain why it's slurping people's private information"

It's ok, Daniel, no need to explain any more. I'll never be using your "service" anyway.

Hackers spent at least a year spying on Mozilla to discover Firefox security holes – and exploit them

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Re: Privacy/security isn't exciting - no-one cares

One look at Facebook and you'll have to agree, he was unfortunately right.

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Yes, but who wants to know ?

I don't think this is the kind of activity a script kiddie would undertake. This is more what a criminal organization would do, rationalize the process and hack the weakest link to maximize profits later.

Cognitive computing: What can and can’t we do, and should lipreading be banned?

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@Arnaud the less

Ravens and dogs, and every living creature, have one thing computers will never have : the ability to act on impulse.

That was the point of my example. Ravens may not admire the view (and what proof do we have of that ?), but I am fairly sure that they can decide to fly to a given place without any proper reason to do so. I'm sure you can find a corresponding example for dogs.

When a computer is not responding to code imperatives, it does not decide to do anything but wait for the next imperative. That is why it is not AI. Intelligence is whimsical, or it is not.

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"he doesn’t believe that computers will never be truly conscious"

Could we please have confirmation that there is indeed an "n" before the "ever" ?

Because there is an enormous change in meaning there, and the sentence, as it stands, does not compute with the general tone of that part of the article.

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Woah there

Since then, Google has developed a self-driving car, computers can type what you speak, and phones have become really good at playing chess.

First, the Google Car isn't finished, and there is no AI in there, just a PC with a (very) complex set of instructions reacting to its sensors and instructions. If it were AI, it might want to stop and admire the view every now and then.

Second, computers can type what we speak, most of the time almost accurately, but again, that's not AI in the sense that it's not an artificial brain doing it, just another set of complex instructions. if it were AI, it might interrupt us now and then to say "REALLY ?".

As for chess, yeah, I'll leave you that one. The damn thing beats me every time.

Reg reader shares AshMad blackmail email about which he gives 'zero f***s'

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I wouldn't mind helping him miss a step on his way down.

Carrion crawlers. I despise those.

A Dyson car? Don't rule it out. We're suckers for innovation, says CEO

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Dyson is a difficult beast to peg

Never had any of their vacuum clears, but I've heard from both sides of the fence on them.

I know some people who like their products, and some who don't at all.

Online isn't better, so I guess I'll just have to but one to make up my own mind.

Unconfirmed PayPal 0day auth flaw lingers after XSS gets fixed

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Ah, PayPal

Don't like them much, but can't fault them for leaving stray issues. As far as security is concerned, they actually are leading the pack.

The fact that the lawsuits would be humongous might be an incentive.

Boffins build magnetic field cloak 'wormhole', could help MRI scanners

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Cool.

I stand corrected then, and I'm happy for it.

I always thought meta materials were more of a thought experiment. We still don't have invisibility cloaks though.

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They don't, apparently. They've only theoretically demonstrated the theoretical possibility of doing something.

The word "supraconductor" is generally a tell-tale sign. Room-temperature supraconductors don't exist yet. The word "meta-material" is another sign. I don't anything meta exists either.

But when they do, it'll work. Promise !

Soyuz docks with ISS, delivers trio of fresh 'nauts

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Nice pics ! A bit blurry though.

I don't suppose they have HD cameras out there yet. Obviously, the problem is not buying the kit, but making sure new kit would work flawlessly with the rest.

Oh, and there's the cost of getting it up there and putting it in place as well. And the fact that a spacewalk is a potentially dangerous thing, so keep 'em to what is needed.

Okay, so no HD. But what's with all the numbers ? Do they really need all that data all the time ? (independantly from the fact that it's NASA, so if they have it, they most certainly need it).

Pioneer slaps 80s LASERS on cars for driverless push

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"irrational human fear from loss of control"

Sorry, but given how everything computer-controlled has demonstrated a marked ability to go haywire with, sometimes, dreadful consequences, the fear of loss of control is decidedly not irrational.

That said, I will welcome a car that drives itself properly and securely at all times, under any conditions, with open arms. The thought of sitting in my own private taxi, telling it where to go and then opening a book for the trip to work is one I would really, really like to see come true.

Alas, it most likely won't happen before I retire. Oh well.

Stingray stung: FBI told 'get a warrant'

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So right.

It doesn't matter how many laws and checkpoints are in place if we can't reliably determine that the data collected is actually deleted when it's supposed to be.

Ashley Madison hack miscreants may have earned $6,400 from leak

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So they want to be paid in funny (and traceable) money ?

Multiple people having their names on this most famous list were contacted and Bitcoin payment demanded.

So that means that, had my name been on that list and had I received such a demand (and were I stupid enough to not realize that it's way too late to hide now), I would have had to go and buy a bitcoin because I don't have any and no intention of dipping into that particular pond either.

Talk about a roundabout way of doing things.

IoT baby monitors STILL revealing live streams of sleeping kids

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And that's how you make good publicity for yourself

Philips and Weaved are the names I will be recommending on this point - if ever it crops up around me.

Websites aimed at kids are slurping too much info, finds report

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If I'm not mistaken, that's far from being a new idea.

Sorry, Californians, you can't have this: Asus to build WATER COOLED notebook

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So it's a scorcher, then ?

External GPU ? I can't believe that performance is not going to take a hit for that. And frankly, lugging that humongous box around plus the laptop is rather ridiculous, but if it rocks your boat, good for you.

I'll stick to upgrading my desktop box. Watercooling that is not a problem, there are no more space constraints and besides, LAN parties are in the past for me. Much easier and more practical to game with my friends over the Internet.

Croc country cops' mobile facial matching a festival party pop

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"greatly enhance intelligence and surveillance operations"

That they will, not a shred of doubt about that.

The only question that remains is : who decides what is a valid surveillance operation ?

Whatever the answer today, what happens when a new government takes power and decides to abuse the system ? People die, that's what.

Catching criminals is an essential endevour, but the potential for abuse - especially in the current state-sanctioned-universal-surveillance we currently live in - is enormous. Add to that we simply cannot trust politicians to not do it, and I think that this is, overall, a bad idea.

Leak-shamed Intel finally bares nifty Skylake details to world+dog

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Windows

"Windows Hello and RealSense Camera support bring facial recognition"

Facial recognition - the final nail in the coffin for our privacy. Your phone/tablet/whatever is going to be the industry's portal into your life, recording everything you say, watching everything you do, and tracking you everywhere you go, "for a better customer experience".

And you won't be able to turn it off, because they'll lock it into the phone's function "for security reasons".

I am so going to live in a cave as soon as I retire.

Bloke clicks GitHub 'commit' button in Visual Studio, gets slapped with $6,500 AWS bill

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The developer didn't do something entirely stupid, he thought he was submitting to his private repository and, without GitHub's mistake, that's what would have happened and we would never have heard of it.

He apparently would not have included the keys if he intended to use a public repository.

To me this story is just another confirmation of "never put confidential data in the cloud". Ever. Under no circumstance.

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"GitHub [..] has apologized for the error in its code"

A proper apology would be to pay the bill. Anything else is just words.

Judge flips class-action switch on Uber drivers' lawsuit against cab biz

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"Uber has maintained"

And Uber can keep on maintaining until hens grow teeth, what matters is what the judge says.

I love it when corporates try to redefine the law. They have to know that they'll lose, but PR dictates that they have to pretend they'll win.

Victims of US gov't mega-breach still haven't been notified

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Standard Form 86

Among the data that is thought to have leaked are records of Standard Form 86, an exhaustive questionnaire designed for people who are requesting security clearances

Well it looks like that's all the hackers needed then. Jackpot for them.

Now all the government's got to do is create an ITB - Identity Theft Bureau. Because it's gonna take a whole new Bureau to deal with the fallout on this one.

Ed Snowden crocked cloud, says VMware CEO Pat Gelsinger

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The poor little things

"multinational businesses will need to pick a collection of suppliers that comply with various jurisdictions' requirements"

As opposed to their usual attitude of "do it however we bloody want and ignore what we're told by local authorities while pretending to listen politely".

My heart bleeds for them, really it does.

Giant sea scorpion which prowled ancient oceans revealed

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Re: we take your privacy seriously

Oh but they do - they are seriously interested in your privacy.

They're just not interested in protecting it.

Europe yawns at EU robo-commish Ansip's digital plans

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Just one thing

Could we just get rid of region locking ?

I know all about unlocking the player, but I really shouldn't have to since I bought the bloody DVD/BluRay in the first place. The box says that I have the license to view the material, it doesn't say that the license is restricted to the country where I bought it and it doesn't have the right to say that.

Keep the regional code as an informational notion, but cut it out with locking the players to one region.

Ashley Madison: ‘Our site is full of women, and members are growing’

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Liars anyway

They lied about removing people's details, they're lying now to save whatever's left from sinking.

The only time I will believe them is when they say "We're shutting down" and file for Chapter 11.

NCA targeted by Lizard Squad in apparent DDoS revenge attack

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Re. such a measured and informed way

It might have something to do with the fact that the NCA has seen and regularly sees worse than that (in real life, I mean), coupled with the fact that the NCA is not political or politicised, so nobody there has anything to gain by going nuts over a simple and unavoidable DDoS.

But it's still nice to see, indeed.

Mac malware has a neat trick to install itself on OS X fans' machines

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There's just one thing

Cars cannot be reconfigured after purchase. Software can.

It's like all the rage around the TIFKAM thing. Wouldn't have happened if Microsoft had just made an option out of it.

Curiously, it is very rare that software makers bolt on entire new functionality and include a checkbox to enable/disable it. Maybe it has to do with being to lazy, but I think it has more to do with avoiding the angst of dealing with masses of stupid customers not able to read instructions and wailing about how something ain't available when the checkbox is unchecked.

Microsoft backports data slurp to Windows 7 and 8 via patches

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WTF?

So, settings-win.data.microsoft.com is hard-coded, eh ?

Sounds like DDOS time !

Effing bastards. From now on, I am nuking anything with "telemetry" in its description.

Now, more than ever, it is a good idea NOT to auto-install WU patches and wait for feedback before choosing anything.

Really Nadella, if you want us on the warpath, keep it up.

The Honor's a defo gamechanger, but good luck buying one

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Well, price is a rather important axis for a bloody large amount of people.

Google bods reform DEMOCRACY in coconut or vitamin water quandry

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"Liquid democracy systems tend to be meritocracies"

Citation please ?

I do agree that this affirmation appears to be, at first glance, a reasonable one, but is it actually true ?

The wikipedia article makes no mention of meritocratic influence on this Liquid Democracy thing.

All pixels go: World's biggest sky-gazing camera gets final sign-off

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3.2 gigapixel camera

That's going to put the smackdown on smug cameraphone types for a few years . . .

Human sacrifice. Android Wear syncing with iPhones. Cats and dogs living together. Mass hysteria!

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If the protocol is open and publicly documented, I don't see how Google can be sued for using it.

If it is not, then Google has to have made a deal to use it, otherwise it would indeed be legal suicide.

Google's Chrome to gag noisy tabs until you click on them

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Don't see that Mozilla needs to steal anything. Using NoScript and AdBlock, nothing moves on my Firefox until I click on it.

Now India probes Google, threatens $1bn fine over 'biased' search

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Re: and probably fewer complaints about their current data collection activities

They're already not getting enough complaints about the data-hoovering, so fewer complaints is not a good option for us.