Posts by Pascal Monett

Yes, your network is down – you annoyed us so much we crashed it

"most of the customers were also personal friends of the owner"

If they were actual friends, they wouldn't freeload and would make a point of buying from him and paying their bills on time.

He learned his lesson the hard way.

Server-maker Wiwynn expands $61M lawsuit against X

"began to default on its payment obligations"

Yup. Sounds like typical Musk to me.

Intel hits back at China's accusations it bakes in NSA backdoors

What goes around comes around

You can't blacklist Huawei on grounds of Beijing snooping and expect China to not respond in kind.

I don't think Intel is backing backdoors in its products, but I am not surprised that China is using that line of attack.

Biz hired, and fired, a fake North Korean IT worker – then the ransom demands began

Hiring a North Korean fake IT worker

How on Earth do you not get a clue when the delivery address for the company laptop is in North Korea ?

And an IT worker using a personal laptop ? No. He gets a fully locked-down laptop on which he can't install anything and, if he says that the camera isn't working, you know he's lying because you've tested the configuration first. Finally, he may be an IT contractor, but that doesn't mean he has access to everything. He has access to what you allow, the rest is out of bounds.

Bloody hell, your security is your responsability.

Someone's tried sneaking semiconductor secrets out of South Korea's patent office

"build their own chip company in China"

What a coincidence. China is by far the country in the world that is most implicated in IP theft. Not having any security around your IP is just you giving to China whatever it is you got working.

Critical hardcoded SolarWinds credential now exploited in the wild

"A critical, hardcoded login credential"

Let me guess : Admin / Password ?

Or would it be, <gasp> Password1234 ?

FCC fines be damned, ESPN misuses emergency alert tones yet again

"Whether ESPN will learn from its third strike"

Ha ha ha ha.

$140K ?

That's called cost of business.

Jail the CEO for 30 days. That'll wake 'em up.

UK electronics firms want government to stop taxing trash and let them fix it instead

"cheaper to buy a new item than have their existing one repaired"

Well yeah, especially when there isn't anyone who knows how to repair the item anymore.

Post Office CTO had 'nagging doubts' about Horizon system despite reliability assurances

So this sad tale of abject failure of leadership continues

You're CTO with nagging doubts, but you don't do anything about it ?

Of what use were you, exactly ?

Oh, right : signing off reports saying that everything was fine.

So, corrupt to the bone, eh ? And now you're pretending to have a conscience ?

A bit late for that.

Datacenter CEO faked top-tier IT reliability cert to snag $10.7M SEC deal, DoJ claims

Scamming the SEC for six years

Impressive.

Facing the rest of your life in jail at 49, not so much.

China launches plan to lead the world in space exploration

I can support that

China has many faults, but if it is really willing to further Science and space exploration, then good. That is not something you can bluster your way through with an official communiqué. These are actual engagements which will be witnessed by the rest of the world, in failure or success.

China wants a Moom base ? Why not ? Somebody has to do it. There's largely enough space for two bases anyway so, if push comes to shove, China can have its base and NASA/ESA/JAXA can have theirs and everyone can mine Helium3 (or whatever) to their hearts' content. The more people we have on the Moon, the better.

On this, I say go China !

IBM: Insurance industry bosses keen on AI. Customers, not so much

"most insurance industry leaders"

So, a bunch of people who are completely disconnected with reality believe in AI ?

What a surprise . . .

Inexorable march of progress at SAP threatens to leave users behind

That's enough

It is not SAP HQ who decides what businesses need to do.

Businesses decide what they can do and SAP follows.

It is fucking time that the few high-level companies who make software (eh, Redmond ?) understand that they are services for their customers, not deciders.

Smart homes may be a bright idea, just not for the dim bulbs who live in 'em

You had better ignore all the "just install Linux" comments that show up like clockwork every time a Windows issue arises . . .

Abrilliant article that I will reference in future

It says everything it needs to say about all that "smart" malarky that I never did and never will trust.

I'm not handicapped. I can get my fucking ass off of the fucking couch and flick a switch. The rest of the world doesn't need to know about it, thank you.

Windows 11 24H2 disk space hoarding a 'reporting error'

"a bug in reporting disk space"

So, just like I said. Stop that 8GB showing up in the Cleanup and the problem is solved.

Never mind that you're eating yet more disk space on your customers' PC. It's not like you've ever cared about managing your OS properly, right ?

Microsoft says tougher punishments needed for state-sponsored cybercriminals

Oh, so it's the government's responsability now ?

Fine.

As the government, I would lock up the CEO until the shit got sorted out.

How do you like that idea ?

You want me to be responsible ? I will responsibly go after the idiots who created this shitstorm in the first place. Your product is responsible for 99% of the Internet's problems.

You're first in line for my "responsibility".

Keir Starmer tells regulators to chill as Microsoft exec takes wheel of advisory council

Re: This will not end well

Apparently, in the UK, it never does.

First time's the charm: SpaceX catches a descending Super Heavy Booster

"Easily fixable"

Trust His Muskiness to spout nonsense about something he has absolutely no knowledge of.

Kudos to the incredible SpaceX team and the CEO who has managed to keep Musk at arms' length and stop him from imposing stupid decisions that would have undoubtedly made sure SapceX never got to where it is now.

As far as SpaceX is concerned, Musk can spout his bullshit. Everyone knows who is doing the job and, as long as he isn't a decider, people will continue to trust that the engineers are doing their job right.

If only Boeing could back into that mindset.

Boeing again delays the 777X – the plane that's supposed to turn things around

"The challenges we have faced in development"

Yeah, like making sure the engines are properly placed, the doors don't fly off mid-flight, the pilots actually know what they can do and the plane can actually take off and do it.

Big challenges for a company that has completely lost the plot.

I'm guessing that this is not going to be the last reschedule . . .

Compression? What's that? And why is the network congested and the PCs frozen?

Re: Near identical

He was in sales, so expendable by definition.

Those are the stories that demonstrate how we got to where we are now. Better management of email is, just like laws about security, due to the abysmal failures of existing procedures.

The eggheads who thought of email management (back in the day where a 10MB hard disk cost a huge chunk of money) didn't think about the real world, they just thought that a message should never be lost - and that's how the Real World^TM lost plenty of messages.

Nowadays, we have servers with terabytes of disk space, and we still limit message size to a very reasonable 10MB. If you have more than that to send, you can arrange for a shared cloudy thing and not bother the email server with it.

But that takes experience, and experience always means experiencing failure and finding out why.

Cards Against Humanity campaigns to encourage voting, expose personal data abuse

Re: with a serial number on it which they record

I don't like that because it means that they can tie your name to who you voted for.

That, IMO, is a violation of the right to vote and a clear path toward rounding up everyone who voted "wrong" and making them pay for it.

In France, any ballot with anything written on it is considered null and not counted. The UK system opens you to this kind of ridiculous shenanigans.

Re: Most countries record the names of voters without making that information "public"

In France, every time I vote I go through the same procedure. I bring my voting card (sent regularly by the government), present my voting card to the first town official who looks me up in his database - which is a sheaf of printed papers with all the people allowed to vote in that town. When he finds me, he has me sign in (with a pen) in the empty space next to my name.

Then the second town official gives me my voting envelope (which is empty) and I can go to the table where the ballots of all available candidats are waiting for me to pick up (one ballot per candidate). I look over the choices, pick more than I intend to use (because I protect my voting anonymity that way), and I go into the voting booth to place my chosen ballot in my envelope. I could also have brought my ballot with me, because a week or so before the vote I am always sent an official, nominative envelope with all the candidate's ballots in it.

When I exit the booth, I go to the voting box where a third town official verifies that I have placed my envelope in the box, saying "a voté !" (has voted) when I'm done.

Then I go to the fourth and last official who gives me back my voting card and I am free to leave.

So my name and signature are properly registered on a piece of paper which is undoubtedly stored somewhere, but who I voted for will never be known unless I say it.

Windows 11 24H2 hoards 8.63 GB of junk you can't delete

Easy fix, Redmond

Just remove those 8GB from the cleanup options.

That way, you can continue to clutter user disks for no good reason and they won't know about it.

Because you're the specialist in doing things without anybody noticing, eh ?

Tesla's big reveal: Steering-wheel-free Robotaxi will charge wirelessly

Agreed.

It's time to post this link again.

BOFH: Boss's quest for AI-generated program ends where it should've begun

"They're all hostile," the PFY says. "They all want your information."

That is gold.

Techie took five minutes to fix problem Adobe and Microsoft couldn't solve in two weeks

Re: it was too much effort to switch off

What else do you expect from a PHB ?

Chinese boffins build soft robot finger that can take your pulse

"It could also be used in the home"

One step closer to the ultimate sexbot . . .

Tencent builds one NoSQL database to rule all data models

30 million requests per second

Now that is an impressive performance.

Now all we need to do is wait for China to take over the world and we will have this technology at our fingertips . . .

FBI created a cryptocurrency so it could watch it being abused

"coded in a way that prevented market manipulation"

Oh really ? And how did you do that ?

Because, apart from implementing rules that prevent customers from buying and/or selling x amount in t time, which somebody with average intelligence could circumvent using more than one account, I don't see that you're intelligent enough to prevent market manipulation.

But those were just words anyway. PR fluff to impress the gullible.

Which is the basic rule for anything crypto these days.

GSA plows ahead with face matching tech despite its own reliability concerns

"despite its own recent report admitting the tech is far from perfect"

Well it's following the shining example of Microsoft, then. What a surprise.

Next we'll be hearing that, if logon is not working, it's because our face is wrong.

Microsoft admits Outlook crashes, says impact 'mitigated'

"find out what the problem is"

Hint : the problem is using Outlook.

Post Office CEO tells inquiry: Leadership was in 'dream world' over Horizon scandal

"neither the Post Office's executive or board were seriously concerned"

I hope that a jail sentence will start to seriously concern them.

You have issues with 'Issues' always being called 'Issues' in Jira, so Atlassian now allows them to be called ‘Tasks’

Terminology

If they had called it a Ticket from the start, it might have been less problematic.

A Ticket can be anything, and allows the creation of sub-categories that, if configurable, would have satisfied everyone from the beginning.

Dutch cops reveal takedown of 'world's largest dark web market'

The noose is closing

Criminals may wish to take note : the days where the Internet was a guarantee of immunity against law enforcement are well and truly over.

If you show up on the police's radar, they will get to you.

Moscow-adjacent GoldenJackal gang strikes air-gapped systems with custom malware

“an unknown worm component”

Maybe social engineering ?

An embassy was infiltrated. Embassy personnel know better (normally) than to pick up a stray USB and insert it into their work PC. I'm thinking specific employees were targeted with the appropriate arguments and an infected USB key was handed over. The arguments can range anywhere from basic seduction to promises of important data.

The only other possibility is that the cleaning lady had a hand in this.

Internet Archive user info stolen in cyberattack, succumbs to DDoS

haveibeenpwned

I have two email addresses that haveibeenpwned indicates have been implicated in 4 and 3 pwnages, but that just means that somebody got my email address and the password I used for those sites.

If you don't use the same password for everything, it is less important.

Copilot's crudeness has left Microsoft chasing Google, again

Sharepoint. Ugh.

'Nuff said.

Asian crime gangs are growing – fast – thanks to AI and other tech

"70% of cryptocurrency related scam transactions globally in 2023 used stablecoins"

Ban the stuff.

Contrary to the VHS is killing cinema argument of yore, crypto is now overwhelming helping only criminals.

It's time to shut it down.

MediaTek enters the 4th Dimensity with 3nm octa-core 9400 smartphone brains

"make the chip up to 40 percent more power efficient"

Great. Guess what ? Battery life will probably not improve because, as usual in the CPU arena, whatever power gains are made are gobbled up by new, power-hungry bits and bobs - here, it's AI.

So you'll be charging your phone every day, as usual.

A year after taking on Intel's NUC mini-PCs, Asus says it's ready to improve them

"real-time conversational interfaces"

Great.

We're being trained to talk to machines.

Skynet won't need to kill us, it'll talk us to death.

Epic judge orders Google to let rivals set up app stores

Google is appealing

How totally unsurprising.

And, of course, it is asking for a stay of execution while it spends the next ten years fighting this decision.

Because that's what it's going to do. Google will fight this tooth and nail, because it hits its bottom line and we can't have that, now can we ?

Re: "permit third-party Android app stores to access the Google Play Store's catalog"

Why do you say dodgy ? That seems to me to be a gratuitious ad-hominem attack. Other app stores can very well be just as reliable, or better, than Google's (or Apple's).

And what makes you think that any other app store is going to list an app if its owner doesn't submit it for listing ?

I don't know that app stores scrape other stores like pseudo-AI companies scrape other sites. If you do, please tell us.

Google brings better bricking to Androids, to curtail crims

Re: I loved good old days when you were not watched every second of your life

Amen to that !

Re: Already fing annoying

So basically thieves already have a workaround.

Great news.

Happy birthday, Putin – you've been pwned

Unprecedented

Yeah, normally you're the one attacking others.

What cheek ! What gall ! To attack you !

Unbelievable, ain't it ?

Windows 11 migration? Upgrade engine revs up, enterprises have no choice

Oh I absolutely agree.

Windows only exists in the business market because of the vast amount of sheeple who can't, for the life of them, imagine using anything else.

Unfortunately, it is a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Those who are intelligent enough to use Linux already are.

The morons are infected with Windows and will remain so.

Under the form of an expensive contract, maybe, but for the global user population ? Not a chance.

Re: Big if

Oh knock it off.

If companies could do that without totally disrupting the back-end services, they would have done it already.

Stop touting Linux as the obvious solution to all IT woes. It isn't.

Not without a hell of lot of expensive preperation and the full support of management up and down the hierarchy.