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Golden handshakes of almost half a million at Wikimedia Foundation

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Re: Are you paying your taxes?

I work in Luxembourg. The fiscal environment in that country sees your income tax deducted from your pay, so what you effectively get is liberated from tax.

So yes, I pay my taxes.

Now could you tell me what my taxes have to do with supporting charities ?

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Re: Why I don't donate to big charities

Surely you do not think that the International Red Cross is as bad as this ?

The Wikimedia Foundation is not a charity - it is a money-hoovering operation that poses as a charity. This article just reveals some of the squalor that the WMF is desperately trying to hide, but the truth is that when we hear that the WMF has a ten year reserve and keeps asking for more money, well that is already a sure sign that a charity it is not.

I give money to the Red Cross - whatever evils lay within, they still save lives. The WMF will never see a cent from me because I refuse to fund money-grubbing liars and thieves.

Meteor swarm spawns new and dangerous branch

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Re: Interesting use of statistics...

That might be true, but as far as big rocks in space are concerned, all of humanity is playing peek-a-boo like a toddler : can't see it = not there. That is not good and it likely means that we will wake up to this threat only when half a continent has been erased from existence.

That will be a very expensive wake-up call and I approve any measure that will keep the funding going on this subject.

Horror in space: Hot alien giant boiled alive by nasty radiation-belching star

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Re: Temperature seems off

From the article :

"KELT‑9's surface is estimated to be a whopping 10,170 Kelvin"

The article specifically designates the star, not the planet, as having a 10K surface temperature.

Microsoft's cunning plan to make Bing the leading search engine: Bribery

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Re: "DuckDuckGo for sensitive things"

DuckDuckGo and "sensitive" in the same sentence.

The mind boggles.

Crapness of WannaCrypt coding offers hope for ransomware victims

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Re: Who doesn't show hidden files?

Most people don't. Most new users don't even know what a file type is. Oh, they recognize a PDF, all right - by the icon. Just like the icon will tell them if it's an Excel file or whatever else they use on a daily basis.

Hiding the extension has been a Microsoft default since Windows 98, if I'm not mistaken, and that abysmally stupid decision has given malware writers years of fun and years more are to come.

Android apps punched out by Judy malware

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Oh yeah, Apple can really be more trusted than Google.

If you think either of them give one shit about you, you are sadly mistaken.

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Do you have any idea of how many Whatsapp message notifications I get despite not having a Whatsapp account ?

As far as I'm concerned, any app store is just a big Pandora's box that I can do without, thank you very much.

Then again, I'm old enough to know how to use (and secure) a PC.

Boffins spot 'faceless fish' in strange alien environment

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Re: "The sea weighs"

Yup, one atmosphere every 10 meters down. There's only so much pressure any material can cope with before being crushed.

Space is only 0 atmospheres as far as you can go. We know how to handle that now.

Acronis adds automated ransomware protection to latest Backup version

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"The product uses blockchain technology . . "

Wonderful ! It has the latest buzzword-bingo-compliant functionality, it has to be perfect.

Nest leaves competition in the dust with new smart camera

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It is good to know that there is actually a viable market for this kind of product.

I am glad that it can help the elderly and, by extension, the more fragile part of the human population.

Now excuse me while I still value my personal privacy more and still do not consider the Cloud as a reliable, or safe part of my life.

Does Microsoft have what it takes to topple Google Docs?

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Re: "they don't need to deal with geeks"

Sure, right up until their cloudy servers are down, they've Wanna-encrypted their own documents and nobody has a proper backup.

Then they'll complain about how expensive proper support is.

WannaCrypt: Pwnage is a fact of life but cleanup could and should be way easier

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@LittleTyke

Would you care to provide a list of Linux servers and PCs that have been hacked; pwned and encrypted from their users/owners ?

Do you really think that list is, in any way, going to even approach just 0.01% of Windows PCs that have been zombified ?

Compared to Windows -any version- Linux is fucking Alcatraz. Deal with it.

IBM marketeers rub out chopper after visit from CEO Ginni

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Posting the pic was indeed stupid, but coherent.

Removing the pic after it had attained the global Internet conscience is an order of magnitude more stupid because it demonstrates just how out of touch those responsible for this whole mess are. It shows that they have no idea of what the Streisand effect is, of what Facebook/Twitter/Instagram are or how people use them, nor indeed of how the Internet never forgets.

Now, instead of Ginni being forever referred to as the CEO who cuts underlings' expenses from a helicopter, she will now be referred to as the CEO who tried and failed to hide her public use of a helicopter whilst cutting underlings' expenses.

Some people can learn from the past, some must have the lessons bashed repeatedly in their face to get through their thick skulls. Seems like those who made this dismally stupid decision are of the latter group.

New 'Beaver' web server has exactly ONE user outside China

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Citation please ?

WannaLaugh? Funsters port WannaCrypt to Commodore, Cisco, Nintendo and Tesla

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Re: "That is a far too juicy target to not get hacked"

I can imagine a hacker being interested in being able to do so. There is, however, a big difference between hacking some PC on the Internet and hacking into a car - namely responsibility.

Not saying that those WannaCry guys having made a virus that stopped hospitals from working is a good thing, but they risk less than if they actively took over a car and caused mayhem. If a hacker does try that, he's looking at a lot more police effort (and international cooperation) to be found and a certain - lengthy - jail sentence for manslaughter, with all the consequences that entails.

Not the same risk territory, I think.

As for sleepwalking into disaster - we've arrived there already.

EU axes geo-blocking: Upsets studios, delights consumers

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"the removal of geo-blocking will weaken the financial value of content"

Bollocks.

The removal of geo-blocking will allow people who want to follow something to subscribe to it (and pay their dues) whatever the origin country is.

Are you trying to make me believe that you prefer the hassle of translating and localizing what people are ready to sign up for without ? Since when does that happen in a "capitalist" society ?

The Internet is here, now. Stop trying to keep us in the last millennium with your profoundly stupid "zones" that only serve to force people to buy movies from their own zone or pirate their optical readers because you willingly delay publication following arbitrary rules that have no more meaning today.

Who cares where a subscriber is as long as he is paying his subscription ?

Once again, thank God for the EU. It has its faults, but they are regularly outweighed by consumer-protecting acts like this one.

US laptops-on-planes ban may extend to flights from ALL nations

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Not to mention those prehistoric days of last millennia when we were actually free to move around unimpeded and could check in to a flight a quarter hour before take-off.

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Yup, I remember 911. None of the planes were hijacked by laptop. It is possible to take control of a plane via laptop, but that was done by a professional security tester - somehow I doubt terrorists will bother when a simple knife is enough to give them control of a plane.

Bitcoin exchange Coinbase crashes after Asian buying frenzy

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Re: Cryptocurrency = control

"The inception and creation of bitcoin is a bit of a mystery, and that should raise your suspicion of it."

Bitcoin is open source. If you have suspicions concerning how it works, you can check the code.

Personally my problem with Bitcoin is not its creation or even how it works, it has much more to do with how little I trust private exchanges to manage wallets properly and professionally.

Sergey Brin building humanitarian blimp for lifesaving leisure

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Well, if it were economically feasible to replace a fair proportion of trucks with airships, why not ?

It still couldn't be point-to-point, though, it would be hub-to-hub, but still, it would work.

BA's 'global IT system failure' was due to 'power surge'

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@HWwiz

It seems you are doing things properly. Your post has been noted and an officially-credentialed MBA will be dispatched on site to correct that situation forthwith.

Industrial Light & Magic: 40 years of Lucas's pioneering FX-wing

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TRUMP SCANDAL! No, not that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or that one.

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Extraordinary anti-hacking powers in 3 . . 2 . .

Just waiting to see what nonsense proposal will be drafted in the Orange Office.

64-bit malware threat may be itty-bitty now, but it's only set to grow

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"Linux and macOS systems are also potentially at risk"

Yes, objectively they are.

However, those being systems built on a strong foundation that includes security from the get-go, I seriously doubt that they will be submitted to the same havoc Windows systems have been in the past.

Of course, there is no defense against a user who knows the root password and blindly clicks YES on everything . . .

PAH! Four decades of Star Wars: No lightsabers, no palm-sized video calls

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"..how long would it take to post-process her message?"

How can we possibly answer that question when we have no idea of the processing ability of R2 ? Or of any other droid, for that matter ?

C3PO is capable of recognizing a face in the same timeframe a human can, something that our sprawling computer installations are just starting to become able to do and certainly not within the confines of a humanoid robot frame for which facial recognition is but a tiny percentage of its duties.

I disapprove of these throwaway comparisons that acknowledge that some sci-fi universe has robots and other sci-fi tech, then proceeds to draw computing comparisons that assume the same amount of processing power we have.

Even Star Trek's ship computer has far greater processing power than we have today, because it can understand when its crew is not actually giving it orders. Siri still has a ways to go on that front.

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I would pay money to see any of those

Google wants to track your phone and credit card through meatspace

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It's a bit of an irony, actually

Here we were, idly postulating about how evil our governments could become, when it was actually private companies that were working on perfecting the most invasive day-to-day violation of our privacy.

Sure, the NSA has the ability to look into me, but I will never be greeted at a shop by someone I don't know who will ask me specific questions on how my family is going. Google, on the other hand, will one day have the means to prompt the sales clerk to ask if I like whatever it was that I bought yesterday, or if I'm still using whatever it is I bought last month.

That is a whole new level of surveillance and I am certain that I will like that even less.

IoT standards? We've got 'em. And if you don't like those, we got more

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To me it sounds remarkably like something Sir Humphrey could have said.

Three-quarters of IoT projects are failing, says Cisco

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Stop

"We have to acknowledge threats will get in."

That is no reason to leave the front door open.

Who am I kidding ? Where IoT is concerned, the front door is not only open, it is absent. The back door has no lock, the garage door is blocked open and the windows have no panes. The roof might be missing as well.

Now is not the time to find excuses for how threats might get in.

Euro Patent Office staff warns board of internal rule changes

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WTF?

"seize private property" ?

Woah there ! I get that Mr. B thinks he is above national laws, but there is no international law or framework that allows him to authorize seizure of personal property. The EPO is an administration, not a police force.

Someone needs to take this guy down soon.

Go ahead, stage a hackathon. But pray it doesn't work too well

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Re: Uhm...

When Uber started up, it was not immediately clear what laws Uber was not respecting.

If Uber had been respectful and paid its taxes, it just might have gotten away with it, but the condescending, then insulting attitude of its management just incensed the wrong people (along with the seemingly endless list of in-house shenanigans), and now the law is very much being enforced.

On the other hand, there does need to be a bit of breathing space for innovations to appear and prove their usefulness. If the law cracked immediately down on everything that wasn't crystal clear, many things we have today would not exist (i.e. aspartame - which may or may not have been a good thing).

EU security think tank ENISA looks for IoT security, can't find any

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Re: "many [..] cannot be bothered with password changing, and mandating stuff will not change that"

Um, programming the bloody IoT thingamabob to not connect until the default password has been changed will change that.

Has AI gone too far? DeepTingle turns El Reg news into terrible erotica

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A bit on the fence on this one

On the one hand, I can imagine that it may be good to educate an AI about egregiously violating neutral text conventions, as far as intellectual exercises go, but on the other hand I'm not sure I'm comfortable with an AI that knows about egregiously violating anything.

Huawei spied, US federal jury finds

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"Huawei said it strongly defends the principle of intellectual property"

But of course it does, as long as we're talking about it's intellectual property.

Just like Hollywood is hell-bent on having its copyrights respected even though it built itself on stealing ideas when it started up, back in the days before the USA existed.

Business as usual.

Comodo database glitch causes billing problems

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Well at least they have working backups

"We have mirroring capability, which means things are backed up instantly. We also have daily backup on top of mirroring. The issue was that the bug affected the mirroring system as well. Hence, we had to go back to daily backups. These types of database bugs are not like computer crashes. They build up over time. So we had to go back to a time where the database was free of this bug."

Translation : We thought we had ALL the safeguards, but it's complicated.

And it very likely is complicated. Hopefully, this experience will have taught them to root out that bug for the future. If no data was lost and nothing was breached, then there's no real harm done, right ? We can chalk it up to a learning experience and go from there.

Wow, someone managed to make money on Fitbit stock – oh, 'fraudulently'

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Ah, but Wells Fargo is Too Big To Fail and has many high-placed friends, whereas this loser is a nobody so he can be safely crushed by the system because no high flyer is going to miss him.

Justice ? Yeah, we've got that somewhere. Send the intern to find it.

Cook fights for life after Google summit blaze

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The kitchen : still one of the most dangerous places on Earth

And, it seems, even for professionals.

I hope they all recover, and without too many scars (either physical or mental).

America's drone owner database grounded: FAA rules blown out of sky

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Justice grinds ever more finely

One cannot complain that the letter of the law is being respected and that is a good thing.

It is nonetheless quite useful to have some legal framework around the usage of drones in order to not have them wreak havoc when it comes to flight hazards, respect of privacy and so on.

So, although this is not the solution, a solution still has to be found.

Back to the grindstone, people.

Why Uber threw top engineer Levandowski under self-driving bus

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Thief being betrayed by thieves

From what I read here, a scumbag working for scumbags gets cornered and is now in trouble.

I'm not sorry for any of these guys - they're getting their just desserts.

LastPass now supports 2FA auth, completely undermines 2FA auth

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I have standard responses for those kind of questions, and the answers have obviously nothing to do with historical fact.

My first pet's name is something like "chicken", my first school could be Cygnus 1B and so on.

It helps that I have a password database to keep all that stuff in.

Windows 10: Triumphs and tragedies from Microsoft Build

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Re: "we pressure the computer makers to ship LINUX versions"

That has already been tried and it failed. The only good thing about that experience is that now most on-line shops give you an OS option when you hunt for a new PC - but that option is most often Windows, Mac or No OS - you'll have to put Linux on there yourself.

There are a few online vendors that actually offer laptops and desktops with Linux, but then you generally don't get to choose the distro you want.

So the pressure is not really really on the vendors - you can get a PC without Windows if you really want one. The pressure is on the buyers and they're not buying Linux. Even for free.

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Re: What Is Microsofts End Game ?

To become Google. And Apple. Goopple ?

MS always has been late to the party, and has only ever caught up because of its oodles of moolah that it throws around in mostly doomed endeavors. Of late, MS has noticed that its entrenched money makers, Office and Windows, are at risk of being swept aside by the combined threat of Google Docs and mobile phones.

Because Google is making money every second just by people searching for stuff, MS has frantically put together Bing, at ginormous cost, hoping to cash in on that particular kind of cow. It's not working very well because Google has years more experience which no amount of money can catch up to.

Then MS tried attacking the mobile phone sector in its usual ham-fisted way by trying to buy into the market, but as usual again it made bad choices from day 1 and that effort is now stillborn.

MS simultaneously lobbed tankerloads of money to get into the tablet arena that Apple had opened, but are far from recovering the costs on that front as well, although I've heard that the Surface 3 ain't that shabby. For that, of course, MS had to have a touch-enabled interface. Fair enough, but then, in true MS fashion, it decided that ALL Windows should be touch-enabled. Cue the fiasco that is the Windows 1 0 interface, because if there is one thing that MS will never truly understand, it is that different machines need different interfaces.

Finally, the Store is the last thing that MS will let go of because it sees how much money Apple makes on doing next to nothing and it wants its share of that sweet pie as well. Legacy Windows mean that MS is a while away from having a perfectly walled garden, but that is their end game : that every click, every interaction, every purchase bring in the money that MS fears Google and Apple are taking away with their better ideas implemented way before MS woke up to smell the coffee.

No laptop ban on Euro flights to US... yet

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Then again

I think I found a bit more information on that remark thanks to Stephen Colbert. I should have guessed that this goes deeper than I thought when I read that line.

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"I wanted to share with Russia [..] which I have the absolute right to do"

I note with great interest that The Donald has taken to preemptively justify his actions. Here he is warning everyone that he has the right to share data with Russia in an open conference.

A far cry from his behavior a month ago, where he would have just gone and done it, then when being called out for it, treated everyone like shit and ignored them.

Might The Donald be able to learn, or is there a dangerously exhausted intern in there with the sole job of continuously warning one carrot-topped nitwit that he "might want to word that differently" ? If the latter, I hope that that poor person has excellent medical coverage, 'cause it'll be needed !

Bloke charged under UK terror law for refusing to cough up passwords

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"used only in extreme terrorism cases"

Bollocks to that. Give me one example where this rule was properly applied - just one.

I know the guy has a terrist beard and I can imagine that he is a lot more suspicious-looking to paranoid racists because, gasp he's not Caucasian, but those elements on their own do not legally constitute proof of terrist intent - yet.

So good on him for standing up for his rights because this circus has been going on for long enough already. I hope that he gets that law struck from the books.

HP Inc wireless mouse can be spoofed

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"They note that the attack isn't operating-system specific"

So that means that all operating systems have a "virtual on-screen keyboard" ?

I just checked and it is indicated that Linux has a few that are downloadable, but it does not state that there is any installed by default. I did find that Ubuntu has one by default, so there may well be other distros that have one as well, but apparently it is not certain.

Windows, of course, is the golden goose for this attack since the virtual keyboard is integrated into the kernel and there are very few ways outside of editing the Registry which will not disable it - and you won't go doing that without intent.

Chelsea Manning leaves prison, heads straight for booze and pizza

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All of his promises are irrelevant. He is irrelevant. For some reason, the media keeps listening to his noises though.

Backup crack-up: Fasthosts locks people out of data storage for days amid WCry panic

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Brilliant attack

Not only did WannaCrypt compromise outdated servers, it also knocked offline outdated servers that it didn't even touch.

Now that is called success !