* Posts by Pascal Monett

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Can't login to Skype? You're not alone. Chat app's been a bit crap for five days now

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"the problem is limited to a small number of customers"

Of course it is. It ALWAYS is.

Only 1% of 300 million is still 3 million users ; not a small amount in itself, right?

And if 1% of those 3 million use 2FA and are affected, that's still 30,000 people.

So yeah, 30k people compared to 300M subscribers is small fry, sure. BTW, how many of you live in a town with 30k inhabitants ?

Just wondering.

You can't ignore Spectre. Look, it's pressing its nose against your screen

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"It's not quite that simple"

And just what exactly can I do about it ? Nada.

While I applaud any article that draws attention to the security deficiencies of The Cloud (TM), I cannot help but remain unimpressed at this latest expositional piece. Telling me that state actors have the means to create malware to spy on VMs I would have spinning on AWS instances is hardly that important when the NSA can just write a National Security Letter to Amazon and have Bezos send them the data.

Having another country capable of it does not really make a difference.

It knows where the gravel pits and power lines are. So, Ordnance Survey, where should UK's driverless cars go?

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"a valuable contribution to us achieving our bold ambitions."

Actually completing a government IT project is already a very bold ambition.

Let's not mention on time, to spec and within budget. Baby steps, people, baby steps.

Lenovo's craptastic fingerprint scanner has a hardcoded password

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I'm sure the guy who lifted your fingerprint from your keyboard totally agrees with you.

Stop us if you've heard this one before: Tokyo crypto-cash exchange 'hacked' for half a billion bucks

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@ Fruit and Nutcase

Anybody know how much Madoff cost us all ?

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Indeed. I am in awe of how they are showing it to "the Man".

Great job guys, keep up the good work.

I want life to be boring, says Linus Torvalds as Linux 4.15 debuts

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Now you have me interested. I want to see an enilopter. I really do.

All your base are belong to us: Strava exercise app maps military sites, reveals where spies jog

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@ DougS

You might remind your female friends of a basic difference : IRL, someone has to meet you, or at least be told about you, before they think of looking you up. I doubt that stalkers choose their victims by perusing the phone book. If they don't know your name, they can hardly look up your address and they'd have to follow you home before they can correlate an address to a name.

Publishing personal info and travel data on a social site removes that sleuthing requirement. The stalker can just peruse the activities, select a woman he likes and dive into her life. Finding the address is trivial at that point.

Security through obscurity works very well in real life. Do you know where US carrier fleets are at this time ? Hint : don't try finding out - that will land you in very hot water.

Google slaps mute button on stupid ads that nag you to buy stuff you just looked at

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"stop a site from autoplaying material"

Stopping autoplay should not be a per-website opt-in - it should be a browser setting default and you can opt out per website where you actually want it.

But that would put control back in the user's hand. Can't have that, now can we ?

If you've ever wondered whether the FCC boss is a Big Cable stooge – well, wonder no more

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Re: Stacking the house of Cards

Well, theoretically, you have three years before that'll have a chance of happening, because as long as Trump is President, Pai is what passes for a good government stooge.

Here we go again... UK Prime Minister urges nerds to come up with magic crypto backdoors

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"meeting these fundamental social responsibilities"

The fundamental social responsibility of government is protecting its citizens, not snooping on them.

Keeping the peace means feet on the ground, visible police presence by affable and polite constables always ready to help while keeping an eye out for shady behavior.

It is costly, doesn't catch everything, but it is civilized and respects the privacy of the innocent.

It was once said : "I prefer to let a hundred criminals free rather than jail a single innocent".

My, has time flown by . . .

You had one job, Outlook! Security bug fix stops mail app from forwarding attachments

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"file attachments were getting cut out of messages when forwarded to others"

GOOD.

Can we also have attachments stripped from Reply To All messages ?

This culture of resending everything with just a little FYI on top is seriously getting on my nerves.

GitHub shrugs off drone maker DJI's crypto key DMCA takedown effort

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Re: It's somebody else's computer

And for the life of me, I can't understand why people are so prompt in throwing data at it.

Education on this point is going to be long and painful, and there will be tears before things get better.

Just because clouds have silver linings doesn't mean you can ignore the dark thunderstorm brewing within.

It's 2018 and… wow, you're still using Firefox? All right then, patch these horrid bugs

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"could be exploited by dodgy webpages to execute malicious code within the browser"

Not if you have NoScript (or equivalent).

As usual.

I'm a bit tired of all these articles on browser vulnerabilities that never, ever mention JavaScript blockers. They are the first line of defense and, in my view, they are as good as Star Wars ISD shields. Nothing gets through unless you allow it.

So yeah, maybe Firefox has some security issues in the core, but NoScript is the active energy shield that is protecting it and it is impenetrable.

Let's get JS blockers on all the other platforms, shall we ?

Mass limit proposed so boffins can tell when they've fingered a brown dwarf or a fat planet

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Re: Can't something be done?

Yes : educating people that Science has no social or sexual connotations and none should be inferred. A black hole is a hole in space/time that is black because no light can be emitted from it. End of.

That education will likely take until the heat death of the Universe, though.

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Re: Arbitrary?

Because until such time as we have a complete definition, we still have to classify the discovery.

It wouldn't do to throw everything in the "Undefined" folder, and we can't reasonably put it in "Supermassive" either (or "Sun-like", etc). So we have a category that requires refining, but we still need the category.

£60m, five years late... Tag criminal tagging as a 'catastrophic waste' of taxpayers' cash

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I concur

The only lesson that has been learned is that government wanks are ab-so-lutely incapable of defining an IT project, let alone managing one. Those who have learned that lesson are the taxpayers, not the government wanks.

Dridex redux, with FTP serving the nasties

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"compromised via DDE (a popular vector late last year); or in an Excel file"

Any mail I receive from someone I don't know that has an attachment goes directly to the round file.

I find that that simplifies things enormously and saves me a lot of time as well.

If that person has legitimate reason to contact me, they'll write again and a conversation will start from there.

Meltdown/Spectre week three: World still knee-deep in something nasty

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Ummm

As far as Microsoft is concerned, there is only one version of Windows.

All users of other versions have already been told to take a hike.

America restarts dodgy spying program – just as classified surveillance abuse memo emerges

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So much for the Land of the Free

I pledge allegiance to the Flag

of the United States of America,

and to the Oligarchy for which it stands,

one Nation under the NSA,

lobbied for,

with surveillance and snooping for all

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Re: "I think in the court of world opinion Trump is already proven a bit of a liability"

Congratulations, sir, you have just been awarded the Understatement of the Week trophy.

Your restraint is admirable.

Is the writing on the wall for on-premises IT? This survey seems to say so

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I followed the link as well

One thing I remarked on that page was this :

The survey represents approximately 1,000 completed surveys from pre-qualified IT decision-makers primarily based in North America, Europe and Asia

Given that the top results concern everything trending in the Cloud these days, I'm guessing that those 1000 "pre-qualified" (?) IT decision-makers were not working for companies that have only 20 employees.

So this is a survey of 1000 large companies with hundreds of employees or more, raking in tens of millions per quarter. And we're being told that IT is going to be extracted from on-premise.

Reminds me of outsourcing call centers. That became very big, and then people starting hating it, and now it's not so big any more. This is going to be the same thing.

You get a lawsuit! And you get a lawsuit! And you! Now Apple sued over CPU security flaws

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Nonsense

Apple is being sued because lawyer sharks smell blood in the water, so they strike.

Intel has acknowledged the fault, as have other chip makers. If there is anyone to be sued, it's them.

Suing Apple is just because everyone knows that Apple has more money than it knows what to with.

Text bomb, text bomb, you're my text bomb! Naughty HTML freezes Messages, Safari, etc

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"Do not use for bad stuff"

It is interesting to observe that highly intelligent people capable of finding such loopholes are nonetheless hopelessly naive when it comes to judging human character.

Did he really think that just saying "don't do bad" would be enough ? Well, as the first poster demonstrates, it isn't.

And Oracle E-biz suite makes 3: Package also vulnerable to exploit used by cryptocurrency miner

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Nothing to see here people, move along

Given the amount of money Oracle extorts from its victims customers, I highly doubt it will let any amateur butt in on its turf.

After all, only Oracle can squeeze Oracle users. There is a minimum of dignity to be had.

Capita's UK military recruiting system has 'glitches' admits minister

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They might have, but given that they apparently didn't do any serious testing, we might never know.

I am honestly in awe of all these government projects that fail so publicly and completely and yet nobody is ever, ever sacked on any side.

If I go to a customer site to do a job and I bungle it up like that, I'm pretty sure that 1) I won't be paid and 2) I'll never set foot in that place again. I might even be liable for a lawsuit.

But these guys waltz in, pick up the contract, pocket the money, distribute bonuses and, when the time comes to deliver, mumble sheepishly and put their hand out for more money in order to correct errors that never should have been there in the first place.

Okay, I know UK government has a specialty in not being able to decide what it actually wants, endlessly changing specs and otherwise making life very difficult for people who actually want to get the job done, but I would think that the military would be less prone to endless waffling and more focused on getting what they need, knowing what it is they actually need in the first place.

So I tend to think that, in this particular case, it is Capita that screwed the pooch big time. They should know better.

But that won't keep them from getting another contract in the future, right ?

That's what I don't get.

Come on, people, there is enough history to demonstrate that you might as well gather ten local, small providers, give them the contract and see what happens.

Given how much money you've already wasted, it couldn't be worse, and it just might be better.

Lenovo inherited a switch authentication bypass – from Nortel

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Re: "Code Reuse is A Very Good Thing."

Indeed. Shit code from 2004 is still alive and kicking.

Goes to show that companies are never actually auditing their code ; they just wrap more layers around whatever works good enough to be sold. There is no oversight, no overall plan. It is not possible to have a framework in place and check every code addition against said framework to ensure proper and safe functionality.

And let's not mention code that depends on disappearing GitHub libraries, right ?

This whole code thing is already out of control. And now we have DevOps.

IBM kills Global Technology and Global Business Services: It's all ‘IBM Services’ now

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IBM “has the most skilled, [..] IT and business consulting professionals in the world.”

Sure, right up to the moment they lay them off, or disgust them enough that they leave on their own.

Storage slingers say: Don't sweat Spectre, Meltdown SANitation

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Well, if you didn't ask any question, it's not likely you'll get an answer.

Customers reporting credit card fraud after using OnePlus webstore

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Sorry, but no

I do use Paypal now and then - when I don't have the choice to use anything else.

Visa is my preferred payment method, because when something goes wrong I have my bank to talk to. My bank manager knows me, knows my account and has been following me for the past ten years. If I tell him something is wrong, he will look into it.

Paypal ? You can send a message, right. Then you pray that Paypal does not decide that it's your fault and bans you for it. No office to go to, nobody to talk to via phone. Just a webpage, and a prayer that someone is awake and not pissed off on the other side.

Childcare is a pain in the bum and so is HMRC's buggy subsidies site

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Um, I think you missed the part where they're not the ones impacted - the parents are.

So they are definitely not eating their own dog food. They're at the restaurant with a fine meal. The parents are the ones eating the dog food and they're none too happy about it.

Facebook, Twitter supremos ditch Disney as biz steps on their turf

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Lines are being drawn

Industry titans are squaring up for battle. Who will win the media this time ?

As usual, not the consumer.

UK.gov denies data processing framework is 'sinister' – but admits ICO has concerns

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FAIL

Incompatible and unfeasible

Either there is a framework in place and that framework should be respected, or there is none. Allowing someone to exempt themselves from a framework means that there is, in effect, no framework.

So revise the framework and impose it, otherwise this whole thing is just a PR exercise.

Meltdown/Spectre fixes made AWS CPUs cry, says SolarWinds

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I don't get it

The performance issue is apparently centered around switching context. The initial patches brought performance down, as was forecast.

I wonder what kind of wizardry could allow for alleviating the performance issue while still conserving the security aspect of the operation ?

Mozilla offers sysadmins a Policy Engine for roll-your-own Firefox installs

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Re: I hope I can disable

I'd rather they spend my CPU time loading the tab instead of spending it on finding out whether my mouse is "close enough".

Wait, what? The Linux Kernel Mailing List archives lived on ONE PC? One BROKEN PC?

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Re: Oh, come on now!

And there was a mirror. No harm done.

Instead of a virtual private server, I really would prefer that he have it hosted with a proper provider. One that has redundancy and guarantees on uptime. But yeah, that costs money.

Junk food meets junk money: KFC starts selling Bitcoin Bucket

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Oh the irony

This article is dripping with irony just like the chicken drips with grease.

Delicious to read.

On the other hand, I learned something : it costs $50 to make a Bitcoin transaction. Well if it cost me that much to use my Visa I'd be using cash all the time.

Feds may have to explain knowledge of security holes – if draft law comes into play

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The NSA is just like Trump

It will say whatever it thinks gets it off the hook.

Unlike Trump, however, there is no extensive public record that would demonstrate just how much what the NSA says is just a pack of lies.

So we'll just take it as a given.

Infamous Silicon Valley 'sex party' exactly as exciting as it sounds

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"if you're looking for a good time, give Silicon Valley a wide berth"

And, apparently, if you're looking for quality products, do the same.

Dear US taxpayers, 4.5 BEEELLION of your dollars were blown on unapproved IT projects

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Re: Wow, impressive

Eh, a billion here, a billion there, pretty soon you're talking real money.

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"staff did not think they needed approval for the changes"

That's interesting. Now tell me exactly how is it that "staff" not thinking it needs approval equates to "Accounting" actually paying money.

Are we talking Government here, or are we talking the corner coffee shop ? Isn't there supposed to be some fucking officer in charge of authorizing spending ?

Celebgate latest: Fourth dirtbag 'fesses up to pillaging iCloud for stars' X-rated selfies

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"He faces a maximum of five years behind bars "

Sounds like publishing nude pics without authorization is suddenly a lot less fun.

Good.

VMware: New year, new job – you're fired

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Re: That's impressive

Yeah. I especially like this one :

Q. How much money will VMware save through this activity?

A. This decision will help to streamline business processes, advance innovation, and deliver better results for the company.

Note how the answer absolutely does not answer the question.

Boffins split on whether Spectre fix needs tweaked hardware

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"plugging Spectre holes might become an ongoing process"

Translation : we're all fucked for the duration. Microsoft is going to have years of faulty patch releases due to this, and everyone else is going to have to submit to regular panic attacks every now and then following just how well the media is going to do its follow-up on this subject.

I really would like to think that retirement would get me out of the panic zone, but it seems that even a bear pit won't be enough now.

Intel AMT security locks bypassed on corp laptops – fresh research

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Sorry, but i disagree. We're talking corporate user, meaning someone who has the backing of an IT department which is supposed to have done its job learning what kind of kit it purchased.

This has nothing to do with Joe User who doesn't have a snowball's chance in Hell of understanding what is going on. This is corporate stuff, and corporations are not supposed to be stupid enough to leave admin passwords unchanged.

Ice cliffs found on Mars and NASA says they’re a tap for astronauts

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In a nutshell, yup.

Now what I'd like to know is this : if this is actually true, why do we bother sterilizing the equipment we send out ?

Apart from trying to not contaminate our samples, of course. Meaning, if the probe we send is not destined to take samples, then why bother ?

Remember those holy tech wars we used to have? Heh, good times

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Re: S**t!

Sounds a bit bitter, but realistic.

Especially in a world where all the marketing hype surfs on an undercurrent of slurping every detail they can find out about you and selling it off to any bidder.

That said, we're all adults here (allegedly), so could we please stop with the auto-censoring ? If you want to say shit, say it.

PowerShell comes to MacOS and Linux. Oh and Windows too

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Ah, share price, that's your fall-back argument ? The disappearance of Windows Phone means nothing to you, then ? Cortana shutting down is of no consequence ? Sure.

As for server share, you obviously haven't got a clue.

Keep drinking the Kool-Aid. A numb mind is a pleasant thing.

Q: How do you get YouTube to stop funneling ads to your vids? A: Make jokes next to a dead body

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Re: Who is

Nobody worth knowing.

Of course Uber allegedly had a tool to remotely destroy evidence

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Indeed. With all the effort they are putting in stifling competition and thwarting police, one has to wonder what Uber would be if it respected the law and put the effort into making a better product.

Man, they just might have been awesome.