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Senate decides free rein for AI companies isn't such a good thing

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Oh dear

Seems that the AI lobby is going to have to prepare a lot more brown envelopes - and quickly.

Poor things. They might actually be prevented from scraping private data with impunity any where they want.

Sorry, but with the heat, my tears evaporate immediately.

EU rattles its purse and AI datacenter builders come running

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Congratulations

Well done on jumping aboard the hype train. Don't you worry your pretty little head about what will be done with all that power-guzzling equipment, I'm sure you'll draft requirements and laws to ensure that they are powered only by clean electrons, without bothering to hand any money out for that. Nooo. You take care of ensuring that whatever power we have is used 300%. We'll worry about how to keep our lights on.

Terrible tales of opsec oversights: How cybercrooks get themselves caught

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It's a shame

It's a shame that France doesn't have the prison colony of Guyane anymore.

I'd send all of those assholes there without a second thought.

China successfully tests hypersonic aircraft, maybe at Mach 12

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Re: Hilarious

True, but there is only one problem : incredible claims come regularly from China, and most of them are debunked within a year.

So excuse me if I'm also going to need a bit more than a picture and a post in a Chinese newspaper.

Norwegian lotto mistakenly told thousands they were filthy rich after math error

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"To them I can only say: Sorry!"

No buddy, you're going to be a lot sorrier when a class-action lawsuit (or whatever the Norwegian equivalent is) lands in front of a judge who will undoubtedly decide that you are to pay for the costs of annulation of contracts that these "winners" contracted in good faith.

British IT worker sentenced to seven months after trashing company network

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"it seems there are some who haven't got the message yet"

Not entirely a bad thing, since their condemnation sends a clear message to everyone else as to who you should definitely not hire.

Microsoft's next Windows 11 update is more 'enablement' than upgrade

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It only took them 40 years

"Microsoft is adding tools to allow antivirus and endpoint protection vendors to run their wares in user mode, outside the Windows kernel "

And gosh, the BSOD is getting a Dark Mode. Now THAT is worthy of an update !

Cloud lobby warns EU: Clamp down on water rules and we'll evaporate

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Mushroom

"burdensome regulatory demands"

Oh, as in do proper treatment of your water reserves to be able to reuse them ?

I understand that that will incur more costs for you, but guess how much I care ?

AI agents get office tasks wrong around 70% of the time, and a lot of them aren't AI at all

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"due to rising costs, unclear business value, or insufficient risk controls"

So that's what being shit is when talking business speak.

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In this case, Pirate Bay and BitTorrent are your friends.

DoJ clears HPE to buy Juniper if it sells Instant On Wi-Fi and licenses some code

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"the next steps usually include [..] a round of layoffs"

Its HPE. A round of layoffs happens every time the CEO gets his morning coffee without the exact dose of cream and sugar that he was expecting.

The year of the European Union Linux desktop may finally arrive

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Re: microsoft screwed themselves

Redmond has been doing that to itself for decades, but that did not convince anyone to move away from Windows. It was just the cost of business, and the IT drones had to be paid for something, right ?

Having a big baby sitting in the Oval Office, making threats, arbitrary decisions and generally demonstrating total unreliability and the unwavering will to punish by every possible means anyone/entity/country that doesn't kiss his ass was a very big wake-up signal.

I think this is serious, and it is going to become a serious issue for Microsoft/Apple/Oracle etc, and a game-changer for everyone else.

So, thank you Trump ?

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Gaming is not a government- or business-level issue

That being said, it really pissed me off that Redmond is now the owner of Minecraft and of Blizzard.

Since the last interface update of Minecraft (curious how often those things happen these days, without any substantial visual difference from my point of view), when I launch Minecraft on my gaming rig I now get a popup that tries to get me to go to the Microsoft store. I ignore it and get on with connecting to my server, but the message is clear : the enshittification has started.

I dread to find out how they're going to kill Diablo III (no worries about Diablo IV though - Blizzard killed that one itself with stupid design decisions).

Canada orders Chinese CCTV biz Hikvision to quit the country ASAP

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"Canada’s government will stop using any Hikvision products it finds"

Why did Canada's government purchase a Chinese CCTV product in the first place ? Aren't there any Canadian ones available ? Oh, I know : budget concerns.

Well that's a winner now, isn't it ?

On top of which, it's CCTV. It's not supposed to communicate with anything but the computer of the security guard that is supposed to check it between coffee and donuts.

How can that be a national security risk ?

Ex-NATO hacker: 'In the cyber world, there's no such thing as a ceasefire'

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FAIL

Who is reinventing history now ? You are full of strawman arguments.

NATO never "expanded". Every single NATO country in Eastern Euope signed up because they didn't trust Moscow. That's because the Soviet Union died in name only. Remind yourself that Putin is an ex-KGB officer.

The spirit of the Soviet Union is still very much alive.

Moscow invades Ukraine and what happens ? Finland comes out of its neutrality and requests NATO appartenance. Because Finland knows first hand that that bear next door is RIGHT THERE. You have probably forgotten that Stalin used WWII as a pretext to invade Finland, or you are deliberately ignoring that fact because you are obviously not interested in any fact that does not support your point of view.

How's the weather on Red Square these days, komrade ?

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Fox doesn't need genAI to spout their nonsense.

Their pundits are genetically engineered for it.

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Oh the irony

"Iran, along with Russia and China, are getting really good at using generative AI for fake news and social media posts that aim to manipulate public opinion. "

And who is providing said generative AI ?

And to think that some orange baboon is pretending that Tik Tok is a national security menace (without doing anything to stop it).

More trouble for authors as Meta wins Llama drama AI scraping case

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Well duh

"We appreciate the decision from the Court. Open source AI models are powering transformative innovations our bottom line, productivity and creativity for individuals and companies bonuses for our managers, and fair use of copyright material our ability to hoover up other people's work with impunity is a vital legal framework for building this transformative technology to allow us to continue raking in the dough."

TFTFY.

Kaseya CEO: Why AI adoption is below industry expectations

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Windows

"It took two decades for the cloud to mature"

Oh, because you call that thing that regularly falls on its face "mature" ?

HPE customers on agentic AI: No, you go first

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"a lack of explanation of data privacy rules"

Why is it so difficult to understand ?

Data Privacy. My data is mine, not yours. I might be willing to give you the right to store it for my purposes, but just like my wife, you don't touch it.

There. Is that so difficult to get ?

Starlink helps eight more nations pass 50 percent IPv6 adoption

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"Tuvalu’s rise [..] coincided with the arrival of Elon Musk’s Starlink"

Well it had better align its views with His Muskiness' political beliefs, otherwise it might find its access has been "mysteriously" cut off.

FBI used bitcoin wallet records to peg notorious IntelBroker as UK national

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What ? Bitcoin ?

But, but . . haven't we been repeatedly told that Bitcoin is completely anonymous ?

With a public ledger ?

If you cannot understand the contradiction, please drive your car at full speed against a wall. It'll do wonders for your brain, because you're obviously not using it.

What if Microsoft just turned you off? Security pro counts the cost of dependency

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Mushroom

"they're all either former beancounters or guided by beancounters"

Beancounters are the bane of the corporate world.

Their job is to count the beans, not to say how they should be used.

Just go ask Challenger how well that worked out.

Back in black: Microsoft Blue Screen of Death is going dark

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Windows

"ways to make Windows less fragile"

Simple : use a Linux kernel.

Oh, and teach your developers to work in an environment that demands they actually pay attention to security.

Then you can go on make Excel charts and Powerpoint presentations that manglement can't get enough of in an actual computing environment.

I'm sure your bottom line will manage . . .

UK to buy nuclear-capable F-35As that can't be refueled from RAF tankers

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"In an era of radical uncertainty"

The first of which is will the USA continue honoring its obligations towards its allies, or will Trumpism win the day and it decides to "stop paying for other countries" ?

Frankly, at this point in time I think it is dangerous to rely on anything the White House can influence.

That WhatsApp from an Israeli infosec expert could be a Iranian phish

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Charming Kitten, Educated Manticore

Sounds like the title of a certain film.

This intellectual masturbation for or from people who are basically criminals is getting tiring.

Stop honoring them with sexy names. Internet Crime Group #NNN is all they deserve.

Frozen foods supermarket chain deploys facial recognition tech

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Iceland has violent crime ?

Now that's news.

It's not like criminals there can cross state borders, now is it ?

I would think an "unfortunate" detour by a volcano would solve the problem . . .

AFRINIC election annulled after ICANN writes angry letter to African regional internet registry

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Coulda, shoulda, woulda . . .

Apparently, it's extremely difficult to use intelligence as soon as more than one country is involved.

Maybe I should rethink my opinion of diplomats.

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"or face disciplinary action"

I'm sorry, what exactly can ICANN do as far is "disciplin" is concerned ?

The Intartubes have always been managed on a trust basis. I don't see that ICANN can impose anything on AFRINIC.

If that is the case, please explain how.

French city of Lyon ditching Microsoft for open source office and collab tools

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"one more snowball"

Yeah. I hope so. Munich says hi.

Japanese company using mee-AI-ow to detect stressed cats

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A golden opportunity

Stressed cats ? What's that ?

If a cat is uncomfortable, it'll damn well let you know.

In any case, this is probably the only chance I'll ever have to post this link. Cat lovers, enjoy.

Brit politicians question Fujitsu's continued role in public sector contracts

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It's about fucking time

Maybe there needs to be a serious investigation, not only about supplier performance, but about how contracts are awarded and also how they are supervised.

But that might get uncomfortable for some officials, so . . .

HPE Aruba boasts that when network problems come along, its AI will whip them into shape

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Trollface

"We will have autonomous networks in the next few years"

I'm sure you will.

And we will read about how get continuously pwned by state-sponsored miscreants.

Hey, everyone's gotta have a hobby.

Tesla Robotaxi videos show Elon's way behind Waymo

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"Musk promised"

Is that news ?

Musk has promised so much that, if he actually had delivered 10% of what he promised, we'd be having Jetson cars now.

Don't look up: NASA is struggling to execute its planetary defense plan

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Indeed, but the OP could have used the troll icon.

I know I would have.

WD escapes half a billion in patent damages as judge trims award to $1

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FAIL

$500 million to 1 ?

I'm sorry, where's the justice in that ?

Either you're right, and you get compensated, or you're not, and your case gets thrown out.

1$ compensation ? That is the most insulting thing I have ever heard of.

Microsoft is about to retire default outbound access for VMs in Azure

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"things will break"

Um, sorry, but it's Borkzilla.

Things always break - even when they're not supposed to

World's largest camera shows galaxy in 3,200 megapixel glory as Rubin telescope goes online

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Trollface

"2,104 new asteroids"

Quick ! We need $200 billion to build an Earth Defense Network !

Psylo browser tries to obscure digital fingerprints by giving every tab its own IP address

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Stop

Wait a minute

"Theoretically and given a court order, Apple can figure out the randomly generated ID of the user in question. If we were to hand out the data associated with the randomly generated ID, it would only be the bandwidth usage of that user in the current month, and two months in the past. Older data is automatically deleted. "

So I understand that this so-called privacy enhancement won't keep Apple from tracing a user for up to at least three months - because sure you say you delete older data, but why should I believe you ?

I'm supposed to pay $100 (let's not quibble) per year to have my privacy depend on yet another company actually repecting its word ?

Somehow that does not inspire much confidence to me.

Plus, I note that this is only for Apple users. Non-Apple users are apparently not worth the effort.

America and Britain gear up with Project Flytrap to bring anti-drone kit to the battlefield

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There's nothing like war to advance technology

And there is no tech that hasn't been at least tested to see how it can be used on the battlefield.

Ever since the first pre-hominid who picked up a branch and found that he could use it to club an opponent, we humans have nearly always found a way to use new tech to help us kill or defend (which is just killing preventively) more efficiently.

Is that what defines intelligence ?

Huawei's latest notebook shows China is still generations behind in chipmaking

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Still generations behind

Then you cite two years.

Looks to me like China is doing fine for a country that Trump has decided to block at every turn.

So they're two years behind ? They're catching up is the point. Plus China doesn't need the US market (or Europe, for that matter). China has plenty to do at home, and time to get it done.

That is one advantage of government the Chinese way : it doesn't change direction every four to eight years.

China just two years behind USA on chip design, says White House tech Czar

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"if that happens US companies would face more competition"

And ?

Competition is good. It weeds out the incompetent, leaves only the strong.

But I can understand that a member of the Trump administration is worried about the possibility that a country that has spent the last century making practically every bit of tat the USA cosnumes daily is finally spreading its own wings.

After having been copiously shat upon by a certain orange baboon.

AFRINIC election proceeds after ICANN’s attempt to replace officials fails

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Unbelievable

Who would have thought that a job that can be described as simply maintaining a registry of numbers would become such a complicated political mess ?

EU Advocate General advises top court to toss Google appeal against €4B fine

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I have a better idea

Make Google pay, then discuss the issue for years.

It's not like Google doesn't have the money . . .

ESA's XMM-Newton finds huge filament of missing matter

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"the filament clocks at over ten million degrees"

Far be it from me to question scientific observation, but how is it that a disparate cloud of gas in the middle of the nothingness of space can retain such a temperature ?

That's a bloody high level of activity for electrons that haven't been doing anything for eons.

Given a few more eons, I'm guessing they'll cool down enough to coalesce into stars and solar systems, maybe even whole galaxies, but still I have to wonder : what was their initial temperature ?

Europe slams online tat bazaar AliExpress for dodging obligation to stop dodgy traders

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AliExpress

I'm not convinced that AliExpress has the same notion of illegal that the EU does.

After all, it is well known that, for Windows 95, tat bazaars in China were openly selling hacked copies of the CD without any trouble from Chinese authorities.

Microsoft testing PC-to-Cloud-PC failover for those times your machine dies or disappears

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Windows

"connect to their Reserve Cloud PC within minutes from any device"

I take that to mean that Borkzilla is mirroring your PC 100% of the time, instantly.

You had better not be on an ADSL link for this service. I'm guessing GB fiber is mandatory.

Just another excuse for Redmond to have control over all your data, but this one will really cost you.

But all that aside, I'm just wondering : if this is an instant copy of your PC environment, what happens when you get pwned by malware ?

What are the use cases for this tech ? Is Redmond promising that its Reserve Cloud PC will be immune to malware (it can't) ? What happens if you've lost your connection and only notice half an hour later ? A PC is, after all, made for working locally.

And when you do recover the use of your PC, what synchronization options are there ? And why should you trust them ?

Trump administration set to waive TikTok sell-or-die deadline for a third time

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Re: 4. Lifestyle hacks with less credibility than Trump

Now that is an impressive accomplishment !

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Re: rational

You need intelligence to be rational.

The MAGA crowd put all together does not have enough neurons to be intelligent, so forget about rational.

Military-tech upstart Anduril pushes further into NATO with German arms maker deal

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Anduril

As a Tolkien fan, I know exactly what that refers to. No, no link. Look it up.

As a European, it amuses me immensly to see just how successful the orange baboon is in isolating his country from the rest of the world.

A wall for Mexico ? My good sir (I'm being polite here), you're making a much greater wall of indifference and distrust and its cost will be the matter of debate for decades to come.