* Posts by Pascal Monett

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Security firm clarifies power-station 'SCADA' malware claim

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"use of the new 'fluxxy' fast flux infrastructure"

On reading this line, I thought that there are some smart criminals out there. Curious, I looked it up. This fast-flux thingy is basically the botnet being able to rewrite DNS records every minute because the registrar doesn't give a flying monkey's about it.

So these crims are smart, but if every registrar did its job properly, this technique would not survive.

Windows 10 a failure by Microsoft's own metric – it won't hit one billion devices by mid-2018

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As a fantasy, it's a fun little thought. In truth, there's negative one million chances that anyone running a linux OS will ever "convert" to Windows.

Not without serious head trauma, that is.

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I am not budging

Win7 works fine for me, thank you. I have everything configured the way I like it and no desire to find out how Microsoft will change everything with Win 1 0.

Additionally, I have locked the OS down as far as I can, no remote access of any sort, no telemetry, nothing. Windows Update is disabled until I reactivate it.

In short, I am using a personal computer and I have no desire to hop on to the slurp bandwagon.

When I do change OS, it'll be for some version of Linux because I won't be needing Windows anymore.

Coup-Tube: Turkey blocks social networks amid military takeover

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Re: referenda get the wrong answer dont they?

Referendums always get the right answer : the one they were tailored to produce.

Ban ISPs from 'speeding up' the internet: Ex-Obama tech guru

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"metaphors [..] need to be grounded in reality"

Creating a metaphor is not given to everyone. Creating a proper metaphor on a topic concerning the virtual zeros and ones of the Internet is particularly difficult, because there are many cases when reality simply does not apply (e.g. the eternal copyright infringement/theft debate).

Politicians, on the other hand, are supposed to be adept at that, since they're business is mostly speaking and making verbal connections to win over public support. But it is easy to see that some politicians are much, much better than others in that domain.

Security gurus get behind wheel of driverless car debate

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I think the situation is rather clear now

For the existence of "self-driving" cars to not end in a nightmare of civilization collapse, the whole industry needs to be handled in the same way airline planes are.

In other words, we need a Car Transport Authority just like we have an Air Transport Authority, with the same process and the same clout when it comes to immobilizing a car series that is not up to snuff.

Until we have that, the whole situation will be an unending game of chaotic security whack-a-mole, and insurers will run for the hills.

One in five consumers upgraded to Win10 for free instead of buying a PC

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Re: child requested a Linux installation

And that is the true beginning of the end for Microsoft.

It can't come fast enough.

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Re: I disagree that "The PC is obsolete"

The PC is indeed obsolete - in its current form.

People like tablets and smartphones and, for what most people do, the PC is an over-complicated, prone-to-getting-hacked, clunky piece of kit - even if it's a laptop.

Joe User does not need a PC anymore.

People who do still need PCs are content creators, anyone wanting to dabble in photo/film modification or creation, programmers and, of course, gamers. Outside of that, why burden yourself with a PC ? A tablet for surfing, social nonsense, light gaming and film viewing on the go and you're good.

Empty your free 30GB OneDrive space today – before Microsoft deletes your files for you

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Re: Here we go again

A promise is a promise. That fact that the price was zero does not change the fact that people were promised something, got used to using it in the given parameters, and now are being deprived of the usage they were promised.

Boiling it down to a "free" thingy change is you missing the point.

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Re: A few bad apples

"I should be entitled to continue paying for that amount at the "contracted" rate"

Yes, you should, but you don't actually have a "contract". What you have is Ts & Cs that can be changed anytime by the provider, in other words, you've got an empty promise.

A contract is a binding agreement between two parties, agreement that cannot be changed without the consent of both parties. It was decided, somewhere at the beginning of the IT industry, that this model did not correspond to the Internet, and now here we are : companies are all-powerful, can change offers at a whim, and the only thing you can do is lose and go somewhere else if you don't accept the new terms.

One of these days, Joe Public is going to have to wake up and realize that he's being taken for a fool. That day, somebody might think of doing away with the EULA nonsense and Ts & Cs that only the paying customer cannot change. That day, the law will once again enforce the proper idea of "contract".

In the mean time, bend over and try to enjoy it, because that's the choice we have.

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Re: Cloud is another form of backup

Stop right there : Cloud is not backup.

Not when the providers can authorize themselves to delete your files without your permission.

A backup is supposed to be reliable : the Cloud is not. At this point in time, there is not a single cloud storage provider that can be trusted to not lose your files, delete your files or not hand your files to any TLA that mentions your name in passing.

Yes, the Cloud could be a perfect backup service, but relying on it today is just putting your data on a straw rowboat and hoping it won't sink before you need it.

Software bug costs Citigroup $7m after legit transactions mistaken for test data for 15 years

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It's likely a drop in the water. Banks manage thousands of transactions every minute. 3 per week verges on basically invisible.

Except that, small numbers of regular transactions could mean large sums. We won't get any info on that part though.

Critical remote code execution holes reported in Drupal modules

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"The Coder module [..] does not need to be enabled in order to be exploitable"

That is certainly a worst-case scenario : just having the module on the server can get you hosed. The high profile of this issue just makes things worse. I'm thinking of porting my company's web site to a CMS like Drupal - now I'll be waiting for the correction before going further.

Cryptocat dev reckons WhatsApp is blocking calls to Saudi numbers

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*regulations are designed to protect local carrier revenues*

Local carriers need to adapt to new conditions. The Internet is not going away, even if its future is somewhat uncertain due to privacy concerns and indiscriminate data hoovering.

It will take the time it has to, but any local carrier that wants to survive will have to get on the ball. Any regulation removing the need to do that is simply a temporary stopgap measure.

Generous Fiat Chrysler offers $1,500 for car security bugs – or two minutes of annual profit

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Re: only a pig-headed bean counter

Is there any other kind ?

Salesforce bins all Android phones bar Nexii and Galaxies

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"if Salesforce feels the need"

It will depend on Salesforce market presence in China, but the day the market reaches half a billion mobe users, I'm fairly certain the need will be felt.

Space station to get shiny new ringpiece for automatic penetration

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Re: I'd rather not have unexpected visitors just dropping in

Given that said visitors pay over $100 million to get there, I don't think that'll be happening all that often.

On top of that, using a firearm in the ISS would be suicidal, since the bullets would go right through the hull, thus depressurizing the station. The takeover attempt would stop pretty quickly after that.

Google on piracy: We really, really care

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the idea behind Content ID is “great”

Maybe, but it's implementation is stupid.

ContentID does no check that the notice is justified. There is no oversight and no recourse. Thousands of fair use videos have been shot down without any say to the process.

ContentID is just another monopolistic, fascist tool in the hands of the company that cares the least about content.

Can someone say ironic ?

Alleged Aussie plum plucker pleads guilty to motel tissue swipe

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Re: Why would you do ANY of the things detailed in this article?

I totally agree with you. In a civilized area of the world, under a proper ozone layer-protected zone, without 99 different venomous species trying to kill you, it wouldn't happen.

But this is Australia.

Let me rephrase that :

THIS. IS. AUSTRALIAAAAAAAHHHHHHH !!!!

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"The fate of the allegedly excised testicle"

was excluded from the report because the alligator had already ate the evidence, Your Honor.

European Commission straps on Privacy Shield

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Indeed

And I find laughable the idea of an Ombudsman independent of the US TLAs.

If he is truly independent, he will have no power. If he is not independent, he will be part of the apparatus and his job will specifically be to do nothing, while appearing to do something.

There is no reason for our data to migrate to the US. Each persons' data should be handled in that persons' country. It is the only way local law can apply.

And don't tell me about international treaties : the US has no respect for those anymore within its borders (and sometimes even outside its borders).

Falling PC tide strands Seagate's disk drive boats. Will WDC follow?

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Re: "spare "unused" storage capacity"

Not to disagree with you on a general basis, but personally I have never felt that I had any unused disk capacity before I slotted in my first 3TB disk.

The only reason I now have more than 20% unused space is because time has curtailed my disk needs - and I now have a NAS on which I can store over 5TB of data I was previously sticking in 3 different PCs over 14 (comparatively) tiny HDDs.

Before that, I was continually having to free space up by destroying existing data (sometimes said data was given the luxury of a backup before deletion if it was important enough to me). It was a major nuisance, and the space-shuffling always annoyed me until I found a new, temporarily stable situation.

Now I revel in seeing over 50% empty space in my partitions. I install new things without even thinking about disk space for a nanosecond. I am finally constraint-free. I am content.

Don't doubt it, Privacy Shield is going to be challenged in court

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The baseline these days is to consider that everyone does it.

Do you have proof that Apple doesn't ? In any way ?

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Good point. I think a bit of Internet balkanization wouldn't be such a bad thing.

Pushing the point further, I feel it perfectly justified that a person's data is held solely in that person's country of residence, because an individual has no practical possibility of legal recourse outside of his own country anyway.

Tesla whacks guardrail in Montana, driver blames autopilot

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Re: it is obvious common sense

Common sense : no longer so common

Much more Moore's Law: Wonder-stuff graphene transistor trickery

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That's because we are continually discovering new things about how Nature works.

Science is a wonderful thing.

Linus Torvalds in sweary rant about punctuation in kernel comments

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When it comes to comment format, it's a tad exaggerated.

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For someone who is obsessively anal, it does make a difference.

For those who want absolute control over every single part of what they see and do, it must be quite irksome to have other people do things slightly differently.

For my part, if you want to box your comments, it's your time to spend. As long as the comment itself is useful, I fail to see why that is important.

I'm obviously not obsessively anal enough.

Next big thing after containers? Amazon CTO talks up serverless computing

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Paperless, serverless, pah.

I'll be impressed when they manage computerless.

FBI arrests satellite engineer on charges of espionage

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"his own interests of greed"

There was a film (with Sean Connery and Nick Cage) in which a general was prepared to turn traitor to get the men who died in his platoon proper care and recognition.

If I cite that film (the Rock), it is because said general gave a speech to his men promising them a million dollars each for their services, because, in his words, they would never again be able to set feet on any soil that had an extradition agreement with the US. In essence, they were traitors going into exile and they knew it.

It seems to me that if you are setting yourself up to be such a traitor purely for monetary purposes, as apparently in this case, you should be smart enough to realize that you're in the same spot. You should therefor make sure that each transaction has the possibility of giving you the means to vacate the country ASAP and, at the very least, set yourself up to get some form of revenue somewhere else. $1,000 is not going to do that.

So this guy sells state secrets at a thousand a pop. He must have thought himself very smart and able to do so for years without getting caught. He apparently thought he was just supplementing his income or something.

Smacks of unbelievable stupidity to me.

HPE dumps software biz into the bargain bin

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Akin to weight loss by amputation

I'm sure that every single acquisition was lavishly examined, amply powerpointed and endlessly discussed, before beaming management gave the OK to spend the funds, then took a nice bonus for having managed things so well.

Now, all those acquisitions are good for the chopping block, meaning that either manglement did not properly analyze the data beforehand, or they did not properly manage the acquisition after.

There is no case where management cannot be held responsible for this, but there is no case where they won't get a bonus out of it.

Please stop working and abuse your expense account at the beach

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Well rested ?

I think I'd be bouncing off the walls after a month at the beach. All that time wasted when I could have played LotRO at home instead.

At least there would be margharitas . . .

SETI mulls reboot: Believing the strangest things, loving the alien

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Re: if we were seeded from extra terrestrial (unlikely)

Um, but we were seeded.

Not by extraterrestrials, but by asteroids.

Kim Dotcom pregnant with Bitcoin's mutant offspring

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Reminds me of the definition of insanity

So he's trying to recreate what he's already lost - again ?

Some people don't know when to quit.

IoT puts assembly language back on the charts

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Re: run-anywhere processor/platform independence

That is a concept dedicated to full-blown computers with powerful CPUs at 3GHz or more, gobs of RAM and a fair amount of storage space. And even there, it's not guaranteed.

IoT is a world of microprocessors that run in the Khz, next-to-no RAM and zero storage space. There is no possibility of platform independance here, unless you're ready to buy a toothbrush that is connected to your PC.

So, you're right, there is no relevance to run-anywhere in IoT. IoT is just-run-there-and-be-happy-you-can.

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Re: In fact, all IOT should be coded in Java. At least there would no security issues.

Right, because it's the language that decides if there can be security issues, not coders writing sloppy code.

I can't agree with that. In my opinion, coders the world over have demonstrated a disturbing knack of being able to create security issues in any language.

Bad blood: US govt bans bio-test biz Theranos' CEO for two years

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Re: The VCs who did back her were Silicon Valley types

It says here that Theranos received funding to the tune of $690 million from 6 investors, in 8 rounds.

That's 6 guys who likely knew that the specialized investors had refused to back this project, but decided that they would give it a go anyways. Probably cautiously at first, but as Holmes put up her smokescreen of "success", they became more generous (the last round of funding is half the total).

So she totally played everyone, and now she's getting what for.

No sympathy.

Farewell to Microsoft's Sun Tzu: Thanks for all the cheese, Kevin Turner

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WTF?

Feeling sorry ?

Who the hell is feeling sorry for Microsoft ?

Microsoft built its fortune by screwing customers over and locking them into Office at every turn using every single underhanded tactic available.

It continued by undermining every standard it could get its claws into, repeatedly launching new products/functionalities, getting people to invest in them, then dropping the whole thing, missing entire markets through hubris then wasting billions trying to play catch up, and topping it all off by burying its own rulebook on UI functionality and fisting the new version down everyone's throats.

Feel sorry for Microsoft ?

There's no way I can get drunk enough for that.

Rolls-Royce reckons robot cargo ships are the future of the seas

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"unmanned vessels would be cheaper to operate and would have more space for cargo"

And zero personnel for on-site maintenance and repairs when things go wrong.

Brilliant piece of analysis from people who haven't a clue how harsh reality is compared to management projections.

Yes, a vessel with every single container properly secured and every inch properly maintained and verified before launch will likely perform admirably in calm weather.

Add two months of salt water drenching the deck, zero eyes on the lookout for weakened or snapped restraints and a nice bit of storm and you can kiss goodbye to your fully automated ship and its cargo.

Go explain to the insurance company that everything "should have been fine". I'm sure they'll be quite interested in your opinion, while denying any claim for faulty oversight.

No ship has ever needed more than 5 people to steer it. Most ships have always needed many times that to keep it working order. Come back with your fully autonomous ships the day we have robot butlers capable of clearing the bilges on their own.

New ISS crew will spend their time bombarding computers with radiation

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"Bombarding computers with radiation"

All they have to do is put the computer outside, right ?

You can’t sit there, my IoT desk tells me

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I see how this is shaping up

All this IoT stuff is being extensively engineered to replace our own thought processes in the idea that computers can take of day-to-day repetitive stuff without our thinking about it.

The only result of all that is that we will be trained to do as the computer says without thinking about it, because some numpty programmed it that way. Computer says jump, and we will jump.

All this taking care of us is just going to turn us into an entire planet of drooling idiots incapable of critical thought.

Oh, wait, now I get it . . .

Wannabe Prime Minister Andrea Leadsom thinks all websites should be rated – just like movies

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Rating websites - think of the children !

Because that is what Great Britain really needs to do in this economic crises : focus on controlling access to websites that might be showing a bit of skin.

Congratulations on having solved all your other problems : poverty, homelessness, illegal immigration, unemployment, failing education standards, all that is now over !

Now you can officially take care of the real problem : ensuring that no parent has to actually lift a finger in the upbringing of their offspring, it will all be handled by the Government and the rating system.

Because there is obviously no way a child can possibly use his daddy's computer to surf the web and see things that are rated above his age, no sir. Won't ever happen.

£8 BILLION is locked into UK.gov's failing IT schemes, El Reg analysis reveals

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Re: Thank god we're leaving the EU

Not so fast : you just voted to leave.

The actual leaving will be decided on by your admirable government, the ifs and when being totally out of your control.

Facebook ‘glitch’ that deleted the Philando Castile shooting vid: It was the police – sources

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Re: Wow

"This one they can't sweep under the rug"

Watch them try.

In this, it must be said that social apps have finally provided the public with the way to efficiently counter official behavior that is not in line with what is expected from a police officer. Facebook and Twitter have granted us this power, and that is a Good Thing (tm). Thanks to these apps, the Police are now effectively accountable before the law, because there is no way that anyone will forget that those videos exist, thus there is no way a judge can ignore them.

That is what is going to put law enforcement back under control. And it is the right solution : the Law has been voted by The People, so The People have the right to control the application of the Law. Rodney King demonstrated that what was needed was individual means of recording police action. In his time, it was rare, expensive, and you had to hand over the film to a newspaper.

Today, it's so cheap everyone has a camera phone, and anyone can have a profile on a social app that allows for video uploading. The Public must start hunting down bad police behavior and the Law must be changed to ensure that no cop can confiscate evidence, legally that is.

It's a shame that yet another innocent victim needs to die, but make his death worth something. Get the Law to recognize citizen surveillance of the Police, and it will mean something.

Ad agency swipes 'unnamed bloggers' for calling out its cynically fake 'save a refugee' app

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There is certainly no more question of their integrity : they have none to question.

Gartner: Brexit cluster-fsck has ballsed up our spending forecast

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Stop

Please don't report like all the others

"At the start of this year, the crystal ball stroker estimated the industry would grow 0.5 per cent in 2016, then flip flopped and reduced this prediction by a full percentage point to $3.49 trillion, blaming the negative affect of forex rates."

That's exactly what I would expect to read in an article anywhere else. Meaningless comparisons between numbers and values that have no immediate significance or relation. It's what everyone does, so nobody gets any blame for bad reporting.

If you start giving out figures in percentages, keep with percentages. No reader can possibly understand what $3.49 trillion is compared to 0.5%, so spell it out when you do things like that. Give us a correlation point. Tell us how many trillion are in the 0.5%, then give us the trillion that result from the percentage point drop.

Otherwise you're just spouting impressive-sounding noise. Do not copy how all other news outlets do the job : they do it specifically so nobody can understand.

Just the facts, STT-MRAM: Your DRAM replacement's on its way

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"(STT-MRAM) is a future DRAM replacement candidate"

Oooh, yet another fantastic achievement with enormous promise and mouth-watering performance !

I am so happy for it.

Call me when the future has arrived, I'll see about getting excited about it then.

Microsoft's cringey 'Hey bae <3' recruiter email translated by El Reg

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Re: What could go wrong?

I was sooo disappointed in that video. A washed-out, blue-glare image with nothing interesting to actually see.

Did they film that with a Windows Phone ?

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Re: All this just to get

some interns who will likely be paid more than you.

FTFY.

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Re: "Big turds for whoever shared this email"

Whoever shared ?

There must be over a hundred people who got this, young people hard-wired into Twitter and Facebook and maybe even LinkedIn, and you're wondering about whoever shared ?

Choose 50, you're bound to be right 90% of the time.