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Dark matter's such a pushover: Baby stars can shove weird stuff around dwarf galaxies

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Re: more energy coming out than going in

Sorry, but I refuse to believe that. Either they measured wrong, or there were shenanigans going on.

Cold fusion was the same thing : everyone was in awe, but nobody could replicate the experiment properly. It turned out to be a hoax.

I will gladly change my mind when a working system is shown to exist and proven to work.

Until that time, you got your downvote.

Stormy times ahead for IBM-owned Weather Channel app: LA sues over location data slurp

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"To the contrary, the app misleadingly suggests . . ."

I understand that this is a lawyer speaking, but that is a really nice way of saying that THE APP LIES.

A lie is a lie, whoever says it, and I am (again) disappointed at the sheer amount of effort people go to to avoid saying the word.

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Re: Somebody downvoted this? Seriously? I’d love to know why.

They work for Google ?

Fake 'U's! Phishing creeps use homebrew fonts as message ciphers to evade filters

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Re: BOFH solution

I'm ready to bet that no manager was ever sent to that training.

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Re: From bitter experience I must disagree

Absolutely that. I cannot count the times I have been forced to call someone and ask them if they had read my mail. "Of course I did !" is always the answer, to which I reply : "Then could you please send me the information I requested in the second paragraph ? I need it now."

Cue several minutes of re-checking, mumbling, faffing about and, rarely, an "Oh sorry, I must have missed that." Yeah, you did.

People who don't understand what they read are the bane of businesses all over the world. So I totally get your solution, even if I don't like it either.

LA Times knocked out, HackerOne slips up and – amazingly – router security still sucks

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"Luas technicians [..] are working to restore the site,"

Why are they still working on it ? Don't they have a backup of the site in its functional state that they can upload ? Don't they ?

If they wanted to explore the infection, I would think downloading the entire site onto an inactive disk then plugging said disk into an isolated server would be the thing to do, but right now I would have wiped the site entirely and restored from backup. That shouldn't take a week. What is it I don't know that prevents them from doing so ?

My 2019 resolution? Not to buy any of THIS rubbish

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Re: Any computer game after 1994...

I wonder what 7 Days to Die is a clone of ?

Huawei or the highway: Chinese giant whacks marketing drones for tweeting from iPhone

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Re: Easy

Fear is a great motivator.

Come over here and let me show you how my BOFH-modified cattle prod works. You'll understand in a flash.

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Yeah but Huawei could hardly demote an employee of an outside agency, now could it ?

I think this fall smore under the complete lack of engagement on both sides of the coin. Marketing blokes couldn't be arsed to find out if their representative of choice actually uses the brand, and the so-called "brand spokespeople" couldn't be arsed to actually change phones for the duration of the contract for which they accepted a tidy sum.

Forget 2019's tech biz takeovers, here's the mega-merger everyone's talking about: Milky Way and LMC, coming soon

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Re: Future Sky

I do believe that that is the best, most precise galaxy-merge video I have ever seen. Thanks for the link.

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Well one thing is sure : we need to get off this planet and colonize Ganymede or something in the Outer Planet zone if we want to survive all the coming mayhem as a species.

Until now, if Canadian Uber drivers wanted to battle the tech giant, they had to do it in the Netherlands – for real

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Re: If it weren't so crappy it'd be funny...

There is absolutely nothing funny about how Uber manages itself internally, the market or its non-employees.

That company should be scrapped and all of its managers forbidden from managing anything more important than a porta-potty, ever.

I'm just not sure the computer works here – the energy is all wrong

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A UPS is a must for computer equipment wherever you are. You never know when there will be a perturbation in power regulation, a spike or a micro-cut.

I always buy the best equipment I can afford, so I'd much rather that equipment function without any unnecessary bad surprises.

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Ah, the carefree days of yore

When companies would sell electrical equipment that behaved like a careless, angry teenager. Because back then, what was the issue with a large Gauss field ? The toaster didn't feel it, and your electricity bill was none the worse for wear.

The advent of the PC did a lot in helping us find out how to properly design electrical equipment that stays discreet and doesn't warp up the magnetic field of the entire house trying to imitate the Sun. There may still be progress to be made, but when I look at the amount of things that are plugged in around the house and without any (detectable) interference whatsoever, I think we've come a long way.

Chip-for-tat escalates: Qualcomm's billion-Euro bond to block Apple iPhone sales in Germany

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This patent nonsense is going too far

I care not about defending IBM, but Qualcomm going to court because Apple is using someone else's chips. Apple is not copying Qualcomm's design. Either Qualcomm attacks IBM for violating its design, or I don't get how it can attack Apple and expect to win.

If that is a patent violation then we need to get rid of patents.

Full frontal vulnerability: Photos can still trick, unlock Android mobes via facial recognition

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Re: comes with a warning that it's not the most secure form of locking your phone

Right, so there's no need to mention the subject ever again and absolutely no one needs to be educated as to how exactly face unlock can be circumvented.

Thank you for clearing that up for the rest of us.

Happy new year, readers. Yes, we have threaded comments, an image-lite mode, and more...

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Happy New Year El Reg

Thank you for your continued efforts in bringing us the bite, the schadenfreud and, most importantly, the news with a side of snide whenever possible.

I love you guys the way you are so don't change a thing and keep up the good work.

It's 2019, and from Beijing to Blighty folk are still worried about slurp-happy apps

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I'm a bit surprised . . .

. . that China has not yet mandated a government-managed personal data repository that all developers are supposed to use.

Is that in the wings yet ?

Oregon can't stop people from calling themselves engineers, judge rules in Traffic-Light-Math-Gate

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Incredible

For a country that bandies about the word "Freedom" with totally gay abandon, there's an unbelievable amount of states that have had nothing better to do than pass laws restricting said freedom for the stupidest of reasons.

It's good to see that the justice system is still rather functional, it's just a shame that it is needed to correct the total lack of common sense of the state legislators.

Detailed: How Russian government's Fancy Bear UEFI rootkit sneaks onto Windows PCs

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I'm sorry, are you implying that YouTube servers are not load balanced ?

Because I'm pretty sure they are.

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You can't fire the boss, or his cousin in Marketing.

Hacker cyber-gang: Give us cyber-cash for cyber-cache of 18,000 stolen Sept 11th insurance docs

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Re: "the Twin Towers were not designed to handle a deliberate strike..."

IIRC, they actually were designed to withstand being hit by a Boeing 707, but I'm pretty sure they didn't plan on a fully-fueled one.

In any case, they never could have planned what happened, and the fuel load was most certainly way beyond what anyone could have foreseen at the time.

FCC tosses aside rules, treats Google to a happy ending following request for handy tech

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"The FCC in its waiver notice brushed aside concerns.."

Well that makes me feel just fine. Because I totally trust the professionalism and care the current FCC takes with all things that concern protecting the consumer.

And if you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you. Great location, hardly used, unbeatable price. Call today !

Nobody in China wants Apple's eye-wateringly priced iPhones, sighs CEO Tim Cook

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Re: Why can't I feel sympathy?

Because Apple is still reporting over $80 billion in revenue ?

It's nice to hear that the Golden Boys are punishing Apple's stock price, but that is really just an excuse for some to pick up some of its stock for a bit cheaper. That stock price is going to go back up because when you're making over $80 billion a year, your boat is going to stay afloat for a loooong while.

China's loose Chang'e: Probe lands on far side of the Moon in science first, says state media

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Re: Lunar "nature" pics.

Oh they'll share, if only because it is a massive "see what we can do" to the world and especially to the USA.

What happens when a Royal Navy warship sees a NATO task force headed straight for it? A crash course in Morse

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Re: Morse is ****ing great.

I am glad to see that the Royal Navy is proud of upholding such a time-honored maritime tradition. Reading this article I felt that this crew could very well have been the crew in Tomorrow Never Dies, with the (I guess) gunnery officer saying "Fine, we'll do it the old-fashioned way" and proceeding to track and hit the stealth ship of the Evil Genius - because they all still knew the old-fashion way.

Old-fashioned is good when it is reliable.

Open-source devs: Wget off your bloated festive behinds and patch this user cred-blabbing bug

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Agreed, this is no bug. This is a functionality that was implemented in a time when password security was not even thought about in any serious way.

The fact that the new version no longer uses this functionality means the developers have wisened up.

The fact that said new version is brand new means nobody worried about it before 2018 - which is way too late in my opinion.

Millennium Buggery: When things that shouldn't be shut down, shut down

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As usual, all this is down to the failure of management to actually manage. There is no excuse for postponing an update at the last minute ; if management had taken the need into account, it would have planned the workload accordingly and made the time available.

Unfortunately, management today has nothing to do with such mundane things as planning and everything to do with Cover Your Ass. Since nobody has the balls to actually impose a deadline, we're all stuck with waiting until we're back to the wall and then we can only pray that nothing will go wrong - which, given Murphy's Law, has a coin toss' chance of happening.

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Re: It's what happens then authority outruns competence

Isn't that usually the case ?

Because, if authority was defined by competence, 1) our entire economy would come crashing down and 2) most IT admins would suddenly find themselves with board-level revenue, while board members would find themselves manning the Helldesk - and failing all Target Performance Indicators miserably.

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God Bless written instructions

If you follow them scrupulously and something goes wrong, you've got your iron-clad excuse right there in your hand.

And the blame gets shifted to the guy/team who wrote the instructions, and to the manager(s) who approved the instructions.

Don't you find that there's suddenly a lot less yelling in those situations ?

It's 2019, the year Blade Runner takes place: I can has flying cars?

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"Machines can already surpass humans in specific intellectual tasks"

No, they can't. If you take vast amounts of data stored in entire rooms, and a processing unit measured in cubic meters, then yes, a machine can beat a human at Go, which is nothing to sneeze at.

But if you constrain the machine to the size of the human brain, the only thing machines are beating us at is precise mathematical computation and, until positronic brains become a reality, it's going to stay like that for a long time.

Bored IT manager automates Millennium Eve checks to ditch snoozing for boozing

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Re: Oh to see something as good and far-reaching come from 2019.

Never going to happen.

Anything written in 2019 will be Agiled to death and completely unrecognizable by 2021.

The Great British Curry: Put down the takeaway, you're cooking tonight

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You call that a cheat ?

"If you wash the basmati four or five times in cold water (I use one of these) making sure pretty much each grain gets a rub between your fingers, then leave it to stand for half an hour before draining, it will then cook in 2-3 minutes when you need it in a hurry."

My dear sir, if I have to fondle each and every grain of rice I wish to cook, I'm pretty sure it'll take a hell of a lot longer than the 15 minutes of simmering the whole lot will normally require.

When cooked, strain and then rince with hot water to have non-sticky rice. Yes, it's as easy as that. I usually use an earthen pitcher in the microwave. When the water is boiling, the rice goes in and gets a twirl so as not to stick on the bottom. The flame goes to minimum and the microwave is set to nuke for 6 minutes. When it dings, I give the rice another twirl and set the microwave to minimum for another 6 minutes. At the next ding the rice gets another twirl in the water and I check its cooked state. Generally, for Basmati you'll need another minute or three. Then strain and rince with the microwaved water and voilà : perfectly cooked non-stick rice.

You can't fail, even if you're reasonably sloshed.

Heard the one where the boss calls in an Oracle consultant who couldn't fix the database?

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Re: Vindicated

And what exactly is "the Vienna situation" ?

I'm just a programmer. Please enlighten me.

Microsoft's 2018, part 2: Azure data centres heat up and Windows 10? It burns! It burns!

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Thank you for a splendid summary of MS's 2018 failures

Pieces like this are ones that I keep in my personal library for reference, and to show to people years down the line when they have entirely forgotten (or don't even know) how things were.

Keep up the good work in 2019 !

GDPR: Four letters that put fear into firms' hearts in 2018

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What's this about "Facebook's demise" ?

I'm sorry, I wasn't aware FaceBook has shut down and stopped trading. Mind you, I wouldn't shed a tear if it had, but I think the word "demise" is a tad premature.

Your two-minute infosec roundup: Drone arrests, Alexa bot hack, Windows zero-day, and more

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Re: Drone arrests

I just hope that they are the right ones, and that they catch holy hell for having been such unsufferable gobshites.

Silicon Valley CEO thrown in the cooler for three years, ordered to pay back $1.5m for bullsh*tting investors

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the 39-year-old tech wannabe had made a "tragic error"

Yeah, he thought he was more intelligent than the rest of them.

Well, now he's going to have the time to take a full course in Defrauding Investors 1 0 1, courtesy of the California Justice System.

In ten years, he will claim that he is the brainchild of Icahn, and he'll make a fortune.

It's a Christmas miracle: Logitech backs down from Harmony home hub API armageddon

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"customers using undocumented Harmony APIs"

Funny how that sounds like Logitech had no idea how such a thing could possibly happen. It's almost as if Logitech was begging us to believe that there was some rogue engineer that put an API in place and Logitech wasn't aware of it.

Because rogue engineers are totally a thing these days, right ?

Apple yanks iPhones from sale in Germany – and maybe China, too – amid Qualcomm spat

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Maybe he's being a responsible consumer ?

Slap for Slack chat app after US, Canada chaps zapped in Iranian IP address map whack

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FAIL

Did I read that right ?

Slack shut down the accounts of people who had been to a blacklisted country, but no longer were there ?

That is not how you do it. You use geolocation to forbid blacklisted countries from using your app from the forbidden country.

Otherwise, you are saying that it is the people from those countries who cannot use your app wherever they are, and that's called racism.

And, if they're in the US, you're getting sued. As you should be.

Uncle Sam fingers two Chinese men for hacking tech, aerospace, defense biz on behalf of Beijing

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Re: Another anti-globalisation stunt from the anti-semites in the US govt

Donald ? Is that you ?

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"MSPs are firms that other companies trust to store, process, and protect commercial data"

Apparently, they're not doing their job very well. They might want to start using some intrusion detection software, I hear that that is a thing these days.

Either that or they need to pay their personnel better and train them more often.

Google settles Right To Be Forgotten case on eve of appeal hearing

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"Google settled the case out of court"

That is a shame. It means that no actual decision is going to be taken, arguments are not going to be heard and Justice has no say.

All that in the name of protecting the revenue of a corporation that has more money than it can spend.

Google obviously knew what it was doing ; it evaluated the man (a crook with a strong penchant for money) and found the right amount to shut him up before a judge could lay in with a decision that might hurt Google long term more than losing the case would.

Hey, two crooks would obviously find common ground, right ?

Ho ho ho! Washington DC sends Zuckerberg a sueball-shaped present

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Well, well, well

Seems like we are going to be able to look forward to a new era in CEO life : governments actually holding them accountable, via court if they have to. Who'd've thought ?

That being said : Hey Zuck ! I wish you a very Happy New Year paying all those fines coming your way !

Serverless is awesome (if you overlook inflated costs, dislike distributed computing, love vendor lock-in), say boffins

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No, no, you're not with the program.

After Serverless Computing, we'll be ushered into a new era that will be called Power-Assisted Computing. In order to properly adapt this paradigm, you should build a Computer Assistant permeated with AI and 7G connections.

Oh, and a holographic screen. It has to be holographic.

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Re: not true IF DONE RIGHT, and for the RIGHT projects

Care to expand on that a bit ? I'd really like an idea of what the "right" projects are.

A year after Logitech screwed over Harmony users, it, um, screws over Harmony users: Device API killed off

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Re: No more lock-in

It certainly looks like the way to go. Logitech is just one example of companies that don't actually care about providing you with a reliable service, they're all just faffing about, changing products and functionalities as soon as a new PHB takes office.

There is no long-term plan and no care of not disrupting the user experience.

It's all about getting the dough now, then screw you.

That is why I am convinced that true home automation is going to actually be open source - by the people, for the people. That will be the only thing that actually has a chance of working for more than 18 months.

Mark Zuckerberg did everything in his power to avoid Facebook becoming the next MySpace – but forgot one crucial detail…

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I'm guessing more money than there is in the world.

What's this under the Christmas tree? A gift-wrapped Mellanox, for Microsoft? Say it ain't so

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"Starboard Value has been screaming [..] to do something to boost its financial performance

So, doesn't care a whit about what the company is actually trying to do, it just WANTS MORE MONEY NOW !!

It's so nice when shareholders invest in a company instead of betting on it.