* Posts by Pascal Monett

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NSA sought data on 534 MILLION phone calls in 2017

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Ain't technology wonderful ?

"The report says America’s national security agencies sought 534,396,285 call detail records in calendar 2017"

Seems to me they're drowning themselves in data. It is just not possible that their search criteria is sufficiently precise to yield actionable data.

Good.They'll be spending valuable tax dollars searching for eff all, while actual innocent people will suffer no consequences.

Hey, if you can't beat 'em, you can drown 'em in irrelevant data.

Silicon can now reconfigure itself with just a jolt of electricity

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"With time, [..] it will be possible to create a highly programmable form of active matter."

Great news. I'll file that with the carbon nanotube batteries we've been promised for at least a decade.

Maybe my future grandson will catch a glimpse of either before retiring.

Pentagon in uproar: 'China's lasers' make US pilots shake in Djibouti

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Re: "Not really - you only need to sweep across the cockpit windows"

Cockpit windows that may be several hundred meters, if not a thousand or more, away.

And you want to sweep an itty bitty laser point. At a moving target.

Yeah, I'm thinking you have to be pretty accurate indeed.

Nvidia quickly kills its AMD-screwing GeForce 'partner program' amid monopoly probe threat

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"Rather than battling misinformation..."

Translation :

Um, our heavy-handed tactics have been revealed, so we're backing off before being fined to oblivion. Hey, how could we guess that forcing our partners to use only our products would be illegal ? It's not like we have lawyers to tell us such things, or any respect of an actual Free Market. We just thought we could make all the money. Seems like we can't. Shucks.

FCC shifts its $8bn pot of gold, sparks fears of corporate money grab

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Trump is just the revelator

The fact that Trump has been able to place his croonies in all key positions and have them dance to the corporate tune is just the measure of how utterly corrupt US Government is.

If the Government was functioning properly, this would not happen because there would be checks and balances to the power of whoever is in place. Those checks and balances are the first thing that were undermined long ago by individuals who had their eyes set on delicious bags of money rather than the duty of serving the public.

Decades of this influence has brought us here.

Drain the swamp indeed. Start by everyone who works for Trump, then go on to forbid corporate representatives from even entering in communication with any government official. Make it a federal crime.

Then, and only then, will you start being able to claw back your democracy.

Drone 'swarm' buzzed off FBI surveillance bods, says tech bloke

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Because if the crims are smart enough to recognize the utility of drones in their operations, they might not have the surveillance experience to refrain from blatantly exposing their surveillance.

Don't worry though, they'll learn.

Twitter: No big deal, but everyone needs to change their password

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Indeed, Twitter is apparently upfront about the issue and that is something that must be commended.

The fact that it is an internal gaffe and (allegedly) no data was actually leaked is a Good Thing (TM). The fact that Twitter still came out with the issue, and the possible hit to its reputation, marks a company that is definitely not like many others.

So good on Twitter for doing the Right Thing (TM).

I'm still not getting a Twitter account, though.

Oracle Access Manager is a terrible doorman: Get patching this bug

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"an insufficient amount of attention has been given to information security,"

The very epitaph of IT in its current state.

The spies that knew too much about Facebook's advertising network

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"those who responded declined, citing legal concerns"

Funny how anything ad-related immediately shrouds itself in legal concerns when you ask about how it works.

I wonder if a FOI request would work on that.

Last attempt to find MH370 starts this week

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Re: What is important is why, not where

Yeah, but unfortunately to get the why, the where would be useful because we won't know why until the plane has been found and examined.

HP Ink to compensate punters for bricking third-party ink cartridges

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Re: Obvious answer..

The real obvious answer : buy a color laser printer.

There's none of those shenanigans when using laser, and you can have toner cartridges refilled.

Ahem! Uber, Lyft etc: California Supremes just shook your gig economy with contractor ruling

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Re: What makes you think the Pentagon was my first customer?

Um, the fact that that is what you wrote ?

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Re: What if ...

I'm pretty sure that, if you work on a Pentagon contract of any type, you are not going to work on a Chinese system after that.

Ever.

Cambridge Analytica dismantled for good? Nope: It just changed its name to Emerdata

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I see no problem here

This is the Internet. All we have to do is make sure that it is widely and repeatedly known that the managers of Whatever It Is Now Inc. were previously the managers of Cambridge Anal. And post and re-post the Video Of The Damned.

Never Forget.

Doom and Super Mario could be a lot tougher now AI is building levels

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Re: the Sentinel

I still have the CD. Great game.

Shame it became incompatible with successive Windows versions. Never tried it on Win7. Maybe I shall.

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Re: "Imagine the frustration of playing a game where the difficulty can constantly change"

I have no problem with that, nor has anyone that played or still plays Left 4 Dead 2, I'd wager.

Great game, good balance between ammo and enemies, and big rush when the next wave arrives a the most inopportune moment.

Xerox CEO resigns as company caves to activist investors

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WTF?

“[a] passive minority owner"

You have control of 15% of shares. You ARE a minority owner.

Once again I read about Carl Icahn and I picture a hyperactive 8-year-old jumping up and down, shrieking at the top of his lungs "I WANT TO PLAY MONOPOLY" while all the other kids are out playing ball.

Not an idiot. Far from. Just a fucking nuisance.

Reg man straps on Facebook's new VR goggles, feels sullied by the experience

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Nice to hear an un-hypgasm-filled account

VR in general has always been something I don't care about and don't really believe in. For the past three decades, I have walked the graphics card treadmill powered by the late 3Dfx, AMD and Nvidia. I have gone from Voodoo 2 to GeForce GTX 980 Ti, passing through a slew of GeForce cards, Radeon 9800 and HD 5870.

I have witnessed screen sizes go from 14" to 19" CRTs, then TFT from 19" to 28" widescreen. Pixel amounts have gone from 1024 x 768 native, to the monster I have now at 3840 x 2160. I have seen game visuals go from pixellated 3D wireframe to full, lush real-time images that are today better than the game cutscenes we had twenty years ago.

And out comes VR, apparently with the same graphics quality we had twenty years ago, the same in-world limitations of a Super Nintendo, and I'm supposed to forget that because I'm "in" the world ?

When I play Minecraft I'm "in" the world as well. When I play 7 Days you can bet your bum I'm in the world, and ears alert to hear the zombies sneaking up behind me.

VR gives me nothing I don't have already and having a sore neck is not worth the feeble world it offers. The day 7 Days runs in VR in the same resolution and level of realism, then call me. I might give it a try.

Let's be Frank: Bloke drags Google to the US Supreme Court over $8.5m privacy payout

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Re: To be Frank

All of the ones driving expensive cars.

Legal tech startup tries to haul 123-Reg to court over 24-hour backup claims

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So, the carrion crawlers are out in force, eh ?

Scavengers looking to make a buck with a nice excuse for it. Sickening, but frankly 123-Reg deserves to get their feet dragged over the coals.

Mistake, excuse, whatever - too many people have lost data and money on empty promises.

Publishers tell Google: We're not your consent lackeys

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"publishers are looking to force Google"

Sounds like irresistable force encountering immovable object.

Google in one corner, 4000+ media publishers in the other. The fireworks will likely be spectacular on this one.

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Re: Take the money and run

Especially when you're at the top of a multinational.

Any multinational.

Royal Bank of Scotland decision to axe 160+ branches linked to botched IT gig – Unite

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Business as usual, then ?

Management publicly and expensively bungles up an upgrade in a major way, so the rank and file are the ones who shall suffer.

After all, got to recoup the losses, right ? Before going on to make billions more.

What could Facebook possibly do next to reassure privacy fears? Yup – make a dating app

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Mushroom

"[the] Oculus Go, [..] is now available in 32 countries for $199"

I will be burned at the stake before I give that asshole my money in any way, shape or form.

Supreme Court to dig into Google's very cosy $8.5m deal with lawyers over web search leak

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$8.5 million and lawyers are getting 25% of that ?

Why is it that lawyers who are not plaintifs get a full quarter of the total damages ? In what world is that normal ? Did they actually work for $2 million worth ?

No, they did not. They're just carving the beast for the lion's share before letting the rabble dine on scraps.

There should be a change of rule : lawyers get costs + 10% deducted from the total. With an audit of costs if necessary. That should be largely enough.

DRAM makers sued (yet again) for 'fixing prices' (yet again) of chips

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Re: "RAM and CPU cycles are assumed to be free these days by developers"

These days ?

That has been the case for the last two decades at least. It is far from being a new problem.

Democrats need just one more senator (and then a miracle) to reverse US net neutrality death

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Re: Go stateless

I fail to see how a remote desktop or a VPN is going to "solve the problem".

Sure, you might not be throttled from your PC to your desktop/VPN, but you'll be throttled after it.

The secret to good cloud is ... research. Detailed product research

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So, the cloud ain't all that easy after all

All the hype about going to The Cloud (TM) seems to have been shot down in one well-prepared speech.

Every single aspect of it is subject to restrictions and possible technical points that can end up creating bottlenecks or worse.

And random file names, really ? Yeah, we humans can deal with that easy-peasy, sure. It's not as if most users can barely remember where they stored that file, now they'll also have to remember what random jumble of alpha/number chars it is called. That's going to help for sure.

I'm going to keep a printed copy of this article so I can shove it in the face of the next cloud evangelist I will inevitably meet just to see his face change.

Bitcoin hijackers found at least one sucker for scam Chrome extension

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A limit to peoples' folly ?

Nah, it's just that the worm was being too picky, so it did not get exposure to enough idiots.

Firefox to feature sponsored content as of next week

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Re: So clarify for me?

Apparently not, because all this ad stuff is going to happen when you create a new tab, not when you start FF.

I can't say I'm very bothered by it all. If I start a new tab it's because I'm going to type a URL to get somewhere, so I'll likely not pay any attention to any clutter below the URL bar.

Bill Gates declined offer to serve as Donald Trump's science advisor

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It'd be enough for me.

North will remain North for now, say geo-magnetic boffins

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Okay, these are boffins, but still

The scientists have concluded, okay fine. But 780 thousand years since last reversal remains a long time, and a "preparation time" of 250 years means we could be at the start and have no way of knowing it.

Science is pretty good at determining what happened after the fact, but it sucks at forecasting anything outside orbital mechanics.

I'm glad that the scientific view is that a field reversal is not happening now, but I can't help thinking of volcano scientists who say that the mountain is fine, it won't blow tomorrow.

Yeah, well we'll see tomorrow, won't we ?

US citizen sues France over France-dot-com brouhaha

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is set to cost him "millions of dollars"

Really ? Okay, so how many millions has he made up to now ?

More Brits have access to 1Gbps speeds than those failing to muster 10Mbps – Ofcom report

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You're obviously not watching TV on the same bandwidth.

I've had an SFR line at almost 11Mbps for the past decade. No complaints on downloading or gaming, but as soon as TV was on, everything was hopeless. Not only did TV not work perfectly (image freezing for a second now and then), but downloads were hobbled and gaming was a nuisance.

it was such a nuisance that I reinstated our satellite dishes so I could keep my bandwidth for gaming.

Best idea I've ever had.

Shocker: Cambridge Analytica scandal touch-paper Aleksandr Kogan tapped Twitter data too

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Stop

"each tweet has more than 65 different metadata elements"

Who thinks that is 65 too many ?

It's a tweet, for fuck's sake. What can you possibly track ?

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Probably.

Google founder Sergey Brin promises to protect humanity from AI

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So true.

We do not have AI at this point in time. I grow tired of repeating that, but I will endure.

You want to know what AI is today ? Check out Google's own learning course.

You have statistical mathematics galore, but nowhere do you have Artificial Intelligence.

Nowhere is there a silicon mind ready to learn. There's just electronic transistors with calculation rules, and you make up the rules.

That is not AI.

Not by a long shot.

It is, however, largely enough to enslave us all in a world of targeted adverts every minute of the day..

Windows 10 April 2018 Update lands today... ish

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@AC

"Not likely - that's why there is still 10% of traffic remaining after doing this - all catalogues, packages and signatures are still checked with Microsoft - its only the binary blobs that are cached."

Your faith in Microsoft is touching. Let me tell what is not likely : discovering a side-channel attack in a CPU caching process allowing to grab RAM data that should not have been available. It took 10 years, but the weakness was found.

That was not likely.

A Microsoft process distributing code to local network computers ? And you honestly think none of the computer wizards out there will find a way to subvert it ?

Excuse me if I do not share your enthusiasm for the security of Redmond code.

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Re: "Peer-to-peer patch distribution over the LAN"

There's nothing Redmond won't do to help hackers take over its OS.

Now waiting for news that blackhats have found a 0-day and are plonking malware into the update system that gets distributed far and wide and auto-installed, courtesy of Microsoft's "bandwidth saving" measures.

Europe needs more dosh for AI, Google's TPU2 vs Nvidia's Tesla V100, and more

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Stop

"ideas for an European research AI hub"

No, it's ideas for a bigger statistical analysis center, which will give Fortune 500 companies even better methods and tools to deep mine Big Data and screw us over.

They use the word AI, but it does not mean what we think it does.

Apple grounds AirPort once and for all. It has departed. Not gonna fly any more. The baggage is dropped off...

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New filesystem ?

How many more filesystems do we need ?

The day holographic storage comes out of lab announcements and into the real world, maybe, but until we have a radically new storage paradigm, I think we know how to store our files on magnetic or optical supports well enough.

Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie, oi oi oi! Tech zillionaire Ray's backdoor crypto for the Feds is Clipper chip v2

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"We know how to make backdoors, we just don't know how to secure them."

And we never will, because the backdoor knowledge is held by humans and humans are the most unsecure part of any security scheme.

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Don't forget that, as CTO of Microsoft, he pulled Sharepoint out of a black cauldron.

Now that is damage.

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I'll second that. Notes remains the best development platform to this day (despite stuffing it with Eclipse).

I do wish they'd updated the UI, though, because that is a seriously clunky piece of shite.

Maybe for Notes 10 ?

ZX Spectrum reboot firm's shareholders demand current directors go

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Coat

Re: "between May 8th and 12th"

Of what year ?

Europe fires back at ICANN's delusional plan to overhaul Whois for GDPR by next, er, year

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Re: It's always fun when organizations pretend that the law doesn't apply to them

Only when their fairy-tale comes back and smacks them in the teeth, which doesn't happen nearly often enough to ICANN.

In fact, I do believe that this is the very first time ICANN has taken anything in the teeth. So to see it happen so very publicly and without any of the usual "don't care, we decide it doesn't apply to us" attitude is indeed very satisfying.

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Re: "Europe is scarcely at the forefront of anything any more"

Yeah, because having the most reliable and most powerful space launcher technology, which demonstrates a wide swath of technological and industrial expertise, counts for peanuts.

Go back to your Fox News now, everything will be all right.

Brit MPs brand Facebook a 'great vampire squid' out for cash

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Re: "mostly harmless"

Uh, tell that to the poor creatures it sucks into its beak with its horned tentacles.

Noise from blast of gas destroys Digiplex data depot disk drives

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Re: It's hard to not be extremely loud

It's not the loud that is the problem, apparently, it's the whistling.

I'd suggest adding another nozzle size, say 1.43 linguine, or 7.9 inches. Compared to the 0.9, 0.13, 0.18 and 0.27 linguine sizes, that should allow for rapid gas egress without whistling, I would hope.

Facebook: Crisis? What crisis? Look at our revenue, it's fantastic

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FAIL

"you should sell Facebook stock"

Right. A company creates jobs in the US and Wall Street's first reaction is : punish it.

I don't like FaceBook either (far from), but you really should get your ducks in a line. You cannot complain about the level of unemployement and lack of jobs and simultaneously call for selling stock of US companies that create jobs.

Schizophrenic idiots.