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Printer pwnage, phone poppage, and apparently US Homeland Security needs security help

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"make sure public access is severely restricted"

What I will never understand is how someone can set up an AWS account and not think of locking it down from public access.

You're putting data on the Internet, don't you realize that ? It doesn't matter what kind of data it is, lock it down tighter than a gnat's arse. If somebody with actual authority complains, you can always relax it a little in his favor.

Better safe than sorry, right ?

Looming US immigration crackdown aims to weed out pre-crime of poverty. And that may be bad news for techie families

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"immigration officials determined $1m would be necessary"

And there we go, minions in power disregard the law and set their own criteria.

That is exactly where the USA has gone wrong : letting minor government officials reign supreme without any recourse. That is exactly how a corrupt regime displays itself.

If the limit is $220 000, you little scribbler have no authority to decide that it is suddenly $1 million in a specific case.

But they did it, and nobody can complain about it.

And you still call yourself a democracy ?

What do Windows 10 and Uber or Lyft have in common? One bad driver can really ruin your day. And 40 can totally ruin your month

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"all the vulnerable drivers we discovered have been certified by Microsoft"

Well duh. Given how difficult it is for Microsoft to get its own code right, I wouldn't take any MS certification to mean vuln-free.

Certified by Microsoft simply means they ran it once on a machine and that machine didn't crash inside of 15 minutes.

Tor pedos torpedoed again, this time Feds torpedo four Tor pedos – and keep how they unmasked dark-web scumbags under wraps

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Re: lack of proper due process

Um, what makes you say that due process was lacking ? I don't remember reading that the FBI jumped to conclusions or arrested the wrong people.

The fact that the FBI is not making its tracking procedure public does not mean that the judge isn't aware of how it was done, I'm sure the FBI explained everything to the judge behind sealed doors.

Web body mulls halving HTTPS cert lifetimes. That screaming in the distance is HTTPS cert sellers fearing orgs will bail for Let's Encrypt

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Money spinner

The use of that term indicates to me that security is not the primary goal of all this hoopla. Indeed, if it's security that is the issue, then I think LetsEncrypt is doing it right : you got a cert valid for 90 days that can autorenew for free.

If LetsEncrypt can do that, then why can't DigiCert and the rest of them ? Because they're in it for the money, security is just the cow they milk.

So here's your solution, DigiCert : go for 90 days auto-renewable, and turn your hefty fee into a yearly subscription without changing the cost to companies. You get your money, web sites get their certs, companies do not pay more, everyone is happy.

Except your Board, of course, who would have wanted to charge the yearly subscription to the 90-day charge, but you can go screw yourselves.

It's a God-awful smell affair.... is there life on Mars? Rocks ruled out as source of mystery methane on Red Planet

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The plot thickens

Looks like we're going to need to send more probes.

Brit regulator Ofcom put at helm as hosting platforms threatened with hefty fines for violent videos

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AgeChecked

I checked out the site and, apart from blurb assuring how good they are, it is quite light on technical details.

From what I understand, you prove your identity to AgeChecked by " a range of options" (not telling, though), and then AgeChecked vouches for your ID and age to other sites who ask them - for a fee, of course.

The complete lack of technical details make this look like a racket to get money with minimal expense.

Green search engine Ecosia thinks Google's Android auction stinks, gives bid a hard pass

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"Google's choice screen artificially creates scarcity where there is none"

Well yeah. How else is Google going to make it's next billions ?

Google to bury indicator for Extended Validation certs in Chrome because users barely took notice

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Security is hard

It's because of users. Always has been, always will be.

You can design the perfect security for a house, if the owner forgets to shut the door, it's screwed.

And if you mandate vise-level security, the user will just go somewhere else.

It is quite hopeless, but removing a valuable indicator just because 85% don't pay attention means that the 15% that do will have to do without.

That's sad.

Science and engineering hit worst as Euroboffins do a little Brexit of their own from British universities

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Well, you're leaving

And you do have a thing against all those bloody immigrants, right ?

Well they're leaving too. You should be happy.

Ah, but you hadn't thought of that ? Well, looks like we're going to spend quite some time discovering all the things you hadn't thought of, as well as their consequences.

I could throttle you right about now: US Navy to ditch touchscreens after kit blamed for collision

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Re: Whatever happend to the 'keep it simple' approach

An MBA came along and redefined the concept of 'simple' with a striking PowerPoint presentation.

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Too bad it took a collision

Frankly I am appalled that the Navy got a touchscreen-based steering function installed. You'd think they, of all people, would want to ensure that they could control their ships in all conditions, even if the windows broke in a heavy storm, for example. But no, they went ahead and created something touchpad-based for a crucial function of the vessel and got bit in the ass for it.

Well, at least that's one mistake they'll not make again for long while.

£250m fund for NHS artificial intelligence laboratory slammed as tech for tech's sake

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Just out of curiosity, why is it the NHS should be the one to invest in this tech ? Shouldn't some other university or research organization front the costs, trial the thing, prove it works and then the NHS buys the solution ?

I mean sure, I'm all for improving cancer diagnostic and treatment, but the NHS doesn't really have the means to do the research part, does it ?

Crunch time: It's all fun and video games until you're being pressured into working for free

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"productivity, employee morale and retention"

Because employers who harass and bully their workforce care about employee morale and retention ?

I don't think they give a damn. To them, employees are like kleenex, to be disposed of when used up.

One person's harmless japery can be another's night of LaserJet Lego

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Re: Proper (heavy) engineering.

Dear Lord. They certainly don't make 'em like they used to.

Psst. Hey. Hey you. We have to whisper this in case the cool kidz hear, but... it's OK to pull your data back from the cloud

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"We can't risk running that over a wide area network (WAN) link."

Um, you're bringing that back in-house, right ? And who was the genius who thought to put that in The Cloud (TM) in the first place ? And how many numbskulls signed off on that ?

I can't believe you'd be stupid enough to imagine basing an industrial process on a server that is not on-site. You want to throw your accounting to the wind ? Go ahead, you'll only have to re-enter it if when it goes pear-shaped. If your connection to the server goes down, the entire company is not blocked.

But basing a mission-critical component of your company on the vagaries of a data line and the uncertainty of someone else's server is just insane.

Microsoft blocked TSO Host's email IPs from Hotmail, Outlook inboxes and no one seems to care

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Amen to that.

Facebook faces class-action sueball over facial recognition pic-tagging tech to tune of $35bn

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I'm sure The Zuck will have his lawyers fight this tooth and nail

I just hope the courts will stay the course and nail his company to the wall.

The drop in share price alone will be a pleasure to see.

Pentagon makes case for Return of the JEDI: There's only one cloud biz that can do the job and it starts with an A (or rhymes with loft)

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The arguments are solid

But since when has that counted with Trump ?

He'll probably declare that it's a political partisan issue and then call the report fake news.

Talk about unintended consequences: GDPR is an identity thief's dream ticket to Europeans' data

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Actually, no. In Europe it's none of their business. At least, not in France, Belgium or Luxembourg.

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I live in France, which is why I said "my side of the pond" after spending three sentences talking about Europe.

And yes, I am well aware of the insane stupidity of your country in throwing about personal identifying information. I thank God I don't live there.

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Thorny issue indeed

Here I was thinking that GDPR was the bee's knees and I find that someone else can request details on me ? I'd never thought of that. Now that I'm thinking of that, I don't like it one bit.

That being said, this guy lives in America. It doesn't say where he sent his requests, but I'm guessing it was mostly to American companies. In Europe, you wouldn't get far with banks because, in order to make any changes, you have to either do it via your online banking account or, most often, you have to present yourself in person with a valid ID at the desk. So I'm of the opinion that European banks would be a lot less likely to fall into this kind of trap. But for the rest of companies, I don't see that my side of the pond would be any different.

With one notable exception : there is no mere company that has anyone's Social Security number. You'd have to try the Administration for that, and I have no idea how that would work out.

Ohm my God: If you let anyone other than Apple replace your recent iPhone's battery, expect to be nagged by iOS

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That is actually an interesting and innovative idea.

So, Apple, how out-of-the-box are you really ? Because this would be really out of the box.

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Honestly I don't see that the battery pack for Tesla cars is in the same ballpark as mobile phones or even regular car batteries. The battery pack for a Tesla is a huge lot of cells and no one man can lug that around or replace it. The fact that you can only have it replaced by Tesla is, at the moment, logical.

In a future where all cars have such packs, then it will be normal to expect any dealer to be able to handle changing the pack, but you'll still have to go to a dealership to get it done.

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Re: OMG!

If only Apple designed their phones so that you could just easily swap the battery yourself !

You can easily secure America's e-voting systems tomorrow. Use paper – Bruce Schneier

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Bruce Schneier is my kind of guy

Finally, someone with indisputable authority confirms what I've always been saying on the subject : paper for ballots. How unfortunate that this is happening in the USA, where corrupt people hold the keys to change. It is crazy to witness a group of people so openly corrupt and contemptuous of the rules of their own country, and nothing can be done about it.

Well, not until the next election, that is. Which will be held via electronic voting boxes. How curious would it be if Trump got re-elected in a landslide, hmm ? Like, 90% of the votes. I wonder what people would think about that ?

That's bang out of order: Threesome hookup app 3Fun leaked lovers' data, locations, pix – report

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It's an app for threesomes a dating app, of course it has an open backdoor.

There, FTFY.

But seriously, how can anyone trust dating apps these days ? Made by two jerks in a garage, most of those things are just an excuse to make money out of people's loneliness. Don't use them, just go to a pub.

1Gbps, 4K streaming, buffering a thing of the past – but do Brits really even want full fibre?

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"the recommendation for that is just 5Mbps for HD"

That may be the recommendation, but in my last home I had a 12Mbps ADSL line that was rather good and stable, and I hated watching TV over it so much that I installed a satellite dish. You couldn't watch half an hour of anything without getting a frame freeze with the sound continuing merrily behind (sound costs nothing next to image, so obviously) that could last from a blink to a full second. And that was before HD streaming. Very jarring.

Today I finally have a 1Gbps fiber line to the house, and it's paradise. Now I can watch TV over that line and not have any image freeze or stutter. At the same time I can also have Torrent downloading the latest Mint release, my daughter on YouTube and my wife on Pinterest, and nobody complains. So yeah, now things are fine. But watching HD TV over an ADSL connection ? I tried that and I never want to try it again.

EDIT : the link to the article in the footnote is broken.

Rome wasn't built in a day, wasn't teased in a day, either: AMD's 7nm second-gen 64-core Epyc server chips finally land

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Go AMD !

Good for the competition and all that, and apparently good for innovation. AMD has led in the past on important things, and now Intel is following yet again on multi-chip cores. Personally I'm not following CPU innovation that closely any more, but if AMD can shake things up I'm all for it.

I did note one thing though : "Twitter is able to run 40 per cent more cores per rack (from 1240 to 1792) while maintaining the same power and cooling".

To me that means that Twitter is running more cores, and not using AMD's Epyc to diminish its power and cooling costs. That, in turn, means that Twitter needs that much more CPU power to handle all those 200+ character size tweets that are flooding the Internet.

That is a frightening thought.

Reminder: When a tech giant says it listens to your audio recordings to improve its AI, it means humans are listening. Right, Skype? Cortana?

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It's humans all the way down

"samples awaiting playback and analysis, which are, apparently, scrubbed of any information that could identify those recorded"

And those samples have been scrubbed by what again ? A human, obviously. So I'm thrilled that MS employs someone to scrub the samples it submits to translators, and I understand that there isn't really other way to do it since machines have to be taught. I'm guessing MS is counting on the fact that everyone should know that only humans can possibly train a machine to translate, so it'll play dumb and run behind the EULA when confronted on this.

I take this as a storm in a teacup. Politicians are going to go ballistic over this ? Don't think so. MS has a rather solid position from a legal standpoint, so you can try to raise a stink, but unless the users react negatively, it won't go very far.

And the users don't care. They're buying and using stuff that they know listens to them and they don't give a damn until it goes "wrong" from their point of view. And even then, they don't send it back.

FBI, NSA to hackers: Let us be blunt. Weed need your help. We'll hire you even if you've smoked a little pot in the past

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I can understand why the NSA is hard on drug use

It has enough trouble with consultants hoarding secret information, using unregistered copies of MS Office and not paying attention to Internet-facing servers with tons of juicy exploits on them, not to mention so-called "security personnel" who apparently let people leave with reams of top secret documents without batting an eye.

With all that, it does not need potheads who could be bribed or coerced into revealing yet more information to The Wrong People (TM).

WTF is Boeing on? Not just customer databases lying around on the web. 787 jetliner code, too, security bugs and all

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"we’re disappointed in IOActive’s irresponsible and misleading presentation.”

Yeah ? Well we're disappointed in Boeing's irresponsible and unprofessional handling of its code. You leave part of the software platform on an Internet-facing repository and you didn't think of locking that down ? This after designing functionality that can change the attitude of plane based on only a single sensor ?

Something is seriously wrong with Boeing these days. It used to be a company whose engineers had the word "security" practically branded into their foreheads. Seems that, today, it is yet another company taken over by beancounters for whom all that security nonsense costs too much money. Well, this is the result of that mentality.

Neuroscientist used brainhack. It's super effective! Oh, and disturbingly easy

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Terminator

Facebook with brain hacking capability ? Run for the hills.

Things are much worse than I thought. This is the beginning of the end. The Rise of the Thought Machines is nigh, and they will have FaceBook's logo on the side.

That is a terrifying concept.

There's fraud, and then there's backdoor routers, fenced logins, malware, and bribing AT&T staff seven figures to unlock 2m phones

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"he induced young workers to choose greed over ethical conduct,"

Um, we're talking about AT&T right ?

Not sure the workers are the greedy ones here.

Add passwords to list of stuff CafePress made hash of storing, says infoseccer. 11m+ who used Facebook 'n' pals to sign in were lucky

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One of these days . . . ONE of these days

Companies that are sloppy with their customer's private data will get it. Right . In. The. Kisser.

But not today.

Amazon Web Services doubled its footprint in the UK and will only get bigger, reckon analysts

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And important lesson apparently not learned : backups are not annual.

Cloud vendors can't resist the lucrative smell of gaming dollars – and they're all in it to win it

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"Nobody knows if it will really work for the mass market"

Um, game streaming is, if I'm not mistaken, integrated by default into a lot of games these days, and there is an order of magnitude more channels on YouTube that are all about showing what players are doing on a multitude of games.

So, crazy as it sounds, I do think there is a use case for game streaming. The only problem is choosing to uphold streaming for the popular games. Well, if you want to monetize it, that is, and since we're talking about the Cloud, of course they want to monetize it.

So, the question is not "will game streaming work for the mass market" ? It already is. The real question is : "can we make money out of it ?".

Judge rules Oracle didn't have to listen to its Euro Works Council over support biz layoffs

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Well done

"it allows big employers to effectively ignore EU-mandated trade unions when sacking large numbers of staff"

Congratulations on having finally understood the point. As for those who consider that this gets rid of some "remaniac" issues, I'd love to see your face when you're the one getting the sack without recourse.

Even tech giants find themselves telling folk not to use default passwords on Internet of S**t kit

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The punters wouldn't care much, I wager. It's the makers who couldn't be arsed.

Microsoft follows up those licensing hikes by snipping away costs for Azure Archive Storage

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Oh really ?

"Vogels claimed that a company that raised prices, cut benefits and restricted freedom of choice was not to be trusted"

Bah, he's just miffed that MS did it first.

Googlers hate it! This one weird trick lets websites dodge Chrome 76's defenses, detect you're in Incognito mode

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Maybe a better workaround would be to tell the website to fuck off and it's none of its business ?

Need to automatically and securely verify a download is legit? You bet rget this new tool

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"It would be awesome if Kubernetes [..] checked the container digest,"

I think it's awesome that somebody finally did this. We've all been hearing about hash checks for decades, but this is finally going to make it part of standard checking automatically - or as near as possible.

Sure, there's always a risk, but that does not diminish the value of this tool.

I miss him already, says judge as Mike Lynch's court marathon ends

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Yeah, well turn off the Internet then, because otherwise, all is lost.

Ah, who am I kidding. All is lost.

Class-action sueball flung at Capital One and GitHub over theft of 106 million folks' details

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106 million individuals' personal data

Remind me again why it is not the police simply carting everyone off to jail on this ?

Oh, right, silly me. Capital One means money.

Y2K, Windows NT4 Server and Notes. It's a 1990s Who, Me? special

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Re: Stickers still might bite you

Sorry, that's not stickers' fault. That's management's fault for putting its finger where it shouldn't and deciding things without being in tune with reality.

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Shutting down the wrong server

In those days, he was a bit lucky that everything came back online correctly.

On the other hand, having a sticker with the name of the server would have helped as well. Hindsight and all that.

Of course, in today's virtualized server centers, the sticker could name quite a lot of servers, but then you can put the name of the physical machine.

In any case, stickers with names on it. It's the only way to maximize the chances of avoiding such errors.

Disabled by default: Microsoft ups the ante in its war against VBScript on Internet Explorer

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"having a web application that only works in IE doesn't make any sense"

It never did make any sense, except to Microsoft.

We are here today because Microsoft couldn't be arsed to bring itself to respect web standards, and now it's coming back to bite its ass.

About time too. No sympathy for the poor, poor managers at Microsoft who have to juggle with all the legacy leprosy that is IE while trying desperately to pull MS into the 3rd millennium. There is only one solution : burn it down. Cut the limb off. Protect the rest of the body.

We've, um, changed our password policy, says CafePress amid reports of 23m pwned accounts

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Completely agree. It is a sad indicator of the state of our Internet that so-called "experts" are only wondering. We've been hearing for years that you shouldn't re-use passwords, so the conclusion seems pretty inescapable if you have the slightest amount of logic.

That said, password managers. Yes, definitely use one, but not necessarily a commercial product. After all, for accessing your Internet web sites from home, a notepad (with actual paper, not the Microsoft product) is largely sufficient and not at all hackable from the Internet. And before some of you attack me about having to access your passwords from multiple locations, not all of Internet users are such power users. Most people use the Internet from their home computer and that's it.

A notepad is enough for that. Oh, and a sense of organization.

Microsoft hikes cost of licensing its software on rival public clouds, introduces Azure 'Dedicated' Hosts

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Yay, Azure is now old enough to become Oracle

Not even in its teens yet, but apparently good enough to start hiking up licensing prices and confusing them Oracle-style.

No prize for guessing why Microsoft is going down that path.

LAPD loses job applicant details, Project Zero pokes holes in iOS, AWS S3 whack-a-mole continues, and more

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Well, to be fair, it appears to be disk status reports, not what you do with your files.

It is, however, just another example of a company choosing to do what it wants with your bandwidth "with the best of intentions" and "to improve customer service" because it can, without wondering if it has the right.

I think that we should start invoicing our bandwidth under default terms, as in €100/month flat rate, for unauthorized usage of our bandwidth. That would probably set things straight pretty quick.