* Posts by Pascal Monett

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That was some of the best flying I've seen to date, right up to the part where you got hacked

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WTF?

"one of the heli's various wireless receivers"

What the hell is a combat helicopter doing with wireless receivers ? Even if I can accept that they may have a use when on base, shouldn't they be shut down when in flight ? Isn't that something that could enable their detection ?

Even if not, I highly doubt that a combat helicopter is broadcasting anything that a wireless receiver could have a use for. There is undoubtedly a (shielded) wired data bus between all elements that need it. Any wireless receiver should be shut down when in flight, that would end the problem.

Do you run on a cloud Down Under, where data's shared and governments plunder... Oz joins US, UK in info search-warrant law

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"respond to lawful orders [..] without fear of running afoul of restrictions on disclosure"

Of course there will be no fear of "running afoul of restrictions on disclosure", those restrictions are being removed.

I'm quite sure that this "agreement" is just a tool to simplify things for the US to go on fishing expeditions abroad. I'm also pretty certain that Australia is in for a rude surprise when they ask for data on a US citizen - they won't get it and will instead get a lot of bla bla about how their request is not relevant, badly formulated, not within the proper time frame, etc.

The US is expert on making everyone else kiss their ass, but avoiding doing any ass-kissing themselves.

Tough luck, Jupiter, you've lost your crown for now: Boffins show Saturn has more moons

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How long are they going to last ?

It's starting to look like a demolition derby is taking place near Saturn. We know that the rings already contain the remains of one or more bodies, and with these 20 newly discovered lumps racing around in various groups and completely different ways, there will be more collisions for sure.

Maybe that will lengthen the life span of Saturn's rings for a few more millennia.

Online deepfakes double in just nine months, scaring politicians – and fooling the rest of us

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Deepfakes are not a problem now

I'm guessing that the tech isn't perfect and fakes can be rather easily detected. A shadow that falls wrong, lighting that is not changed, etc. Today's deepfakes are just the draft versions, it's tomorrow's deepfakes that will be frighteningly realistic.

So I'm going to do what you cannot count on Joe Public to do : if I see a video on the web with a prominent politician doing unspeakable acts, I'm going to wait for journalists to confirm that it is not a fake and the video is real. Until then, by default everything concerning political figures or celebrities is something I will file in Deepfake until otherwise notified.

Game over: Atari VCS architect quits project, claims he hasn’t been paid for six months

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"It is unclear whether Atari will be able to complete its beleaguered project"

Nope, it is crystal clear that Atari will not complete anything at all. Two years into the project and all they have is one miserable dev board that needs debugging ?

Get lost, Atari.

Euro ISP club: Sure, weaken encryption. It'll only undermine security for everyone, morons

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Not a moment too soon

It's about time somebody slammed the door on those stupid backdoor arguments once and for all.

Law enforcement has everything it needs to obtain data on someone ; it's called a subpoena and it just has to be signed by a judge who agrees with it.

You have no right to transform every petty police officer into a member of the NSA, capable of delving into people's private lives on a whim.

And, talking about the NSA, the violation of people's private lives simply because you can is disgusting.

Boris Brexit bluff binds .eu domains to time-bending itinerary

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I agree completely. There is absolutely no reason that an .eu site should be shut down on the very day Brexit happens. After all, every .eu site had an authentic EU address when applying for the domain name, so it is entirely unjustified to not leave a bit of time to those businesses to adapt.

On the other hand, those businesses have had well nigh two years to adapt now, so it seems also a tad excessive to be running around like headless chickens simply because - gasp - there may only be a few weeks left !

In any case, it seems that UK businesses are capable of just as much foresight as UK government.

Not a good sign.

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Rule #1 about downvotes : never talk about downvotes.

Android dev complains of 'Orwellian' treatment as account banned after 6 years on Play store

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"We are a small British company up against a monolithic, faceless Goliath."

Yes, and you always were and you knew it when you signed up.

It's only that now, you are feeling just how small you are and how Goliath Google is, and that feeling is not comfortable at all.

A wise man once said : do not put all your eggs in the same basket. You should have diversified, that would have lessened the blow.

In any case, you have little choice now but to educate your users in how to accept the security warning.

HPE's Eng Lim Goh on spaceborne computers, NASA medals – and AI at the final frontier

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"process data at the source"

I can understand the obvious importance of that, but for science it is imperative to able to consult the actual data, not just the result of the processing. So data will still have to be re-transmitted in some form or another.

It might however be feasible to use a backup SSD and bring the data back "manually", rotating a new backup with the next flight.

Windows builds, Azure axings and Microsoft pushes will.i.am's buttons

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"Microsoft has added an emoji key to its next batch of keyboards"

That's it, civilization is officially over. Robot overlords, your time has come !

A Nord VPN bug, a(nother) bad Microsoft patch, Zynga data farmed out, and more

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Re: Calling Nord 1.1.1.1

Apparently, some people really adamantly do not want the NSA to know that they're viewing those cat pics.

Iran tried to hack hundreds of politicians, journalists email accounts last month, warns Microsoft

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Because convenience, lack of awareness or lack of caring, and all of the above.

We have sleepwalked into a surveillance state and the state had nothing to do with it.

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Re: If you're doing stuff you shouldn't be doing using email

And what exactly is a journalist not supposed to be doing ?

His job ?

Here we go again: US govt tells Facebook to kill end-to-end encryption for the sake of the children

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Re: Easy to hack ...................

Because you are not required by law to use FaceBook, Google or Amazon. They are private companies and you can avoid using them if you so wish.

You cannot avoid the police if they decide to set their sights on you, and resisting them will, in the best case, land you in jail, and could land you in the morgue.

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Re: "Facebook doesn’t know who a user is, [..] what their address is, or anything"

I take it you have no idea what FaceBook is working at with its AI. My wife had a FaceBook account for two years or so. FaceBook was regularly asking her to confirm if she lived in a given village, and the name of that village regularly got closer to where we actually lived at the time.

You may avoid giving specific information to FaceBook, but you have friends, and FaceBook is watching their interaction with you, as well as everything you do. Post pictures ? FaceBook is interpolating with pics from your friends. FaceBook is correlating your messages. FaceBook is watching every damn thing you do.

Obviously FaceBook knows a lot more about you than you think.

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Re: "Notably Apple appears to be missing"

Um, have you forgotten the whole iPhone decryption affair we had a few months ago ? Where the police were practically stomping their feet to get Apple to decrypt a phone, which Apple refused, and then the police somehow got the phone decrypted and (IIRC) there was nothing incriminating in it ?

Apple is quite proud of ensuring people's secure communications - unless we're talking about China in which case Apple is just a proud to ensure government access.

I'm guessing that that irks American politicians to no end, but in the US you can't lock up and torture someone to get information - not on US soil anyway. You have to be abroad for that, and the suspect cannot be white.

Surprise! Copying crummy code from Stack Overflow leads to vulnerable GitHub jobs

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FAIL

"the researchers developed a Chrome extension"

So the researchers are all about security, and then they use Chrome ? The browser that tells everything to Google ?

Does not compute.

Kaspersky warns of encryption-busting Reductor malware

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Turla, another group of highly intelligent people gone over to the Dark Side

Well, at least that kind of tool should be restricted to attacking people that that state is interested in, right ?

Us plebs should be unaffected then, right ?

Please say yes.

The OS is 'no longer' important to Microsoft, and yet new Surface kit has 3 Windows flavours

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So we're back to "Developers ! Developers ! Developers !" then ?

I think that's a good idea. Of course, it's not a new idea, but it's a good one.

That also means that Microsoft is going to have to stick with its tools for the long term. No more burying a product after only a few years, you're going to have to grin and bear it.

In this day and age, that might be a bit too much for Microsoft to do.

FBI softens stance on ransomware: it's (sort of) okay to pay off crims to get your data back

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Indeed. If this ransomware craze can be found to have a single silver lining, it will be to educate the morons that backup IS the only solution.

Remember the millions of fake net neutrality comments? They weren't as kosher as the FCC made out

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Devil

"Media Bridge, based in Virginia, and LCX Digital, based in California"

Simple solution : take the CEOs of these companies out behind the chemical shed and shoot them. As a lesson to the others.

It's a good thing I'm not World Dictator In Chief.

HP polishes the redundancy cannon, prepares to fire 16% of workforce

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"even more customer focused"

With less employees to do the job. Sure, that's going to work.

As of now, I am just waiting for the CEO who will whittle down employee count to 10,000 and spout the same bullshit.

Being CEO in a large corporation is apparently easy : all you have to do is have no soul and cull the staff numbers. Your bonus is ensured, and in the worse case, you have your golden parachute made from the tears of all those people you fired.

The immovable object versus the unstoppable force: How the tech boys club remains exclusive

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Re: Misguided

No, but sometimes you need a slap in the face to realize that you've done wrong.

This is an interesting time for women's rights. They gained the right to vote in the 60s, they are now gaining the right to be respected.

I, for one, am willing to bow to that.

Oracle demands $12K from network biz that doesn't use its software

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So, Oracle is getting desperate ?

Finally.

When the satellite network has literally gone glacial, it's vital you snow your enemy

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I love reading On Call comments

You learn the damnedest things.

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Agreed. I took that to mean that, when he looked out of the window, he realized that snow could have something to do with it.

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Re: the dish had been eaten by a giraffe

You mean to say that they had installed a vegan dish ?

Right, I'm going, I'm going !

Linky revisited: How the evil French smart meter escaped Hell to taunt me

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Reminds me of an episode of Yes Minister, talking about some chemical thing that had almost the same name as a dangerous one.

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Re: Allez, Marcel!

At times I find them infuriating as well, and I'm French.

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I don't know about other French alarms, but mine also has a battery backup.

And, given that the phone and internet connection are on a UPS, any burglar thinking of cutting the power would be well advised to wait half an hour at least before attempting entry, which means that the police will have largely enough to mosey on down to my place and cull the miscreant red-handed.

Because in the event of a power failure I get a notification, and will act accordingly.

Watch out! Andromeda, the giant spiral galaxy colliding with our own Milky Way, has devoured several galaxies before

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Simulations are never detailed enough

Even though science has already simulated this a number of times, it is obvious that more data can only yield better understanding and more precise simulations.

So go for it, boffins !

DXC has picked a brand new people person: Finch lands as freed Mason preps to depart

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"Mason [..] was not mentioned even once"

Obviously. Why should one mention the underlings ?

They're just doing what they were born to do.

Devs getting stuck into Windows 10X on Surface Neo will have to tussle with UWP

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"avoiding registry bloat"

Twenty years in and Microsoft still hasn't been able to reign in that abomination of an excuse to put DRM into the OS. For that matter, it hasn't even included any tool to search for orphaned keys and list them for deletion. You still have to use 3rd-party tools to clean up your Registry efficiently.

For shame, Microsoft. For shame.

You only need to click once, fool: Gaming rig sales up as Trump presses continue on trade tariff tussle

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"IDC reckons the market will hit 55.2 million by 2023"

Did they factor in the fact that current hardware is used for much longer these days ? My current rig was last updated in 2015, and I have no urge or need to update it now. Laptops are a different story, they cannot be upgraded in any meaningful way aside, perhaps, memory, but they can last a good many years as well, especially the more powerful ones.

I doubt that a change in chip availability has that much of an impact.

Google Maps gets Incognito fig leaf: We'll give you vague peace of mind if you hold off those privacy laws

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Ah, targeted advertising

Last week I bought a replacement UPS on Amazon, because the 10 year-old one I had had died. Guess what I have in my mailbox twice this week ? Of course, an email from Amazon suggesting that I might be interested in a UPS.

I just bought one, you morons. Come back in ten years and you might be relevant.

After 72 hours of recurring outages, you'd be forgiven for wanting to slightly tweak the first syllable of Bitbucket

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Hopefully, one day they will.

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Re: On premises can have the same problems

Of course it can, but when it's the cloud provider, it's all of that provider's customers that have the problem. When it's your on-premises server that has a problem, it's only your customers that are impacted.

Let's try avoiding humongous single points of failure, shall we ?

Huygens if true: Dutch police break up bulletproof hosting outfit and kill Mirai botnet

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I always thought those types of services were only in countries that were not interested in proper law enforcement. Poor places that have other priorities than worrying about a bunch of bytes only affecting people far away.

Seems to me that local crime in Europe (or at least, in the Netherlands) would do better to choose a bulletproof server in a country that will leave the hosting provider alone. It's on the Internet anyway, who cares about the location of the server ?

In any case, good on those cops. Hopefully they will get data from those servers that will serve to bust other operations as well.

Here's that hippie, pro-privacy, pro-freedom Apple y'all so love: Hong Kong protest safety app banned from iOS store

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"will stand up to unreasonable requests by the authorities"

Yes, but only in countries where its CEO will not be arrested and tortured in a dark cell.

How courageous.

Happy fifth birthday, Windows Insiders! We'd bake a cake, but it might explode without warning

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"cut down on the borkage"

Maybe, maybe not. More borkage will incite more businesses to move to Linux, maybe. I wonder what proportion of new small businesses are not under the Redmond influence. Surely young entrepreneurs are not all afraid of living a Windows-free life ?

Have you been Thomas Crooked? Watch out for cybercrims slinging holiday-themed fakes

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"block access to any domain less than a month old"

Interesting idea. Could someone please tell me how to configure that in my hosts file ?

Astronaut Tim Peake reminds everyone about the time Excel mangled his contact list on stage at Microsoft AI event

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"once companies understand what exactly AI is"

It is a statistical analysis machine, not intelligent in any way. It's just capable of applying statistical rules over a vast dataset.

There is zero chance that that will become sentient any time soon.

Google will not donate Knative framework 'to any foundation for the foreseeable future'

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Corporate Behemoth Eyes Pie, Takes It

Typical of billion-dollar behemoths, Google has a good thing going with Kubernetes and its stance is to make all the money, so get people hooked on the product and reserve the means to develop on it to only paying customers, thereby adding yet another revenue stream to fill its coffers.

It's an excellent decision - for Google.

Hate Verilog? Detest VHDL? You're not the only one. Xilinx rolls out easier-to-use free FPGA programming tools after developer outcry

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I would think that it is still very much a fatal flaw to need to reboot something during a fighter airplane takeoff.

vBulletin zero-day KOs Comodo user forums – that's 245,000 accounts at risk of compromise

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Well the fact remains that, come Monday morning, the change management process was put on the fast track, the forum was shut down and the site was patched. So that could have happened before they got hacked.

Former! Yahoo! engineer! admits! to! hacking! user! emails! for! smutty! snaps!

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And how did he get caught ?

Some unusual activity was dicovered, and then what ? How did Yahoo! find out what happened and how did the finger get pointed to him ?

This is El Reg, I was expecting a rundown of what happened, not just a commentary on legal proceedings.

Spin doctors: UPS gets permission to expand drone delivery fleet in the US

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"move items [..] faster than a human runner could manage"

So, if I understand correctly, right now large hospitals employ people to run around carrying stuff that is needed ? Funny, I've been to a few hospitals in my lifetime and I don't remember seeing employees running around carrying something.

Nominet continues milking .uk registry cash cow with 4 per cent price rise for... what exactly?

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Not-for-profit, right ?

No, it's not for profit, but it's all for money.

Is there a legal way to force it to change status, and what must be done in order for that to happen ?

EU's top court says tracking cookies require actual consent before scarfing down user data

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Sometimes work forces you to go to a given website. The Internet is not only used for leisure.