* Posts by Pascal Monett

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I could throttle you right about now: US Navy to ditch touchscreens after kit blamed for collision

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Too bad it took a collision

Frankly I am appalled that the Navy got a touchscreen-based steering function installed. You'd think they, of all people, would want to ensure that they could control their ships in all conditions, even if the windows broke in a heavy storm, for example. But no, they went ahead and created something touchpad-based for a crucial function of the vessel and got bit in the ass for it.

Well, at least that's one mistake they'll not make again for long while.

Crunch time: It's all fun and video games until you're being pressured into working for free

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"productivity, employee morale and retention"

Because employers who harass and bully their workforce care about employee morale and retention ?

I don't think they give a damn. To them, employees are like kleenex, to be disposed of when used up.

One person's harmless japery can be another's night of LaserJet Lego

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Re: Proper (heavy) engineering.

Dear Lord. They certainly don't make 'em like they used to.

Psst. Hey. Hey you. We have to whisper this in case the cool kidz hear, but... it's OK to pull your data back from the cloud

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"We can't risk running that over a wide area network (WAN) link."

Um, you're bringing that back in-house, right ? And who was the genius who thought to put that in The Cloud (TM) in the first place ? And how many numbskulls signed off on that ?

I can't believe you'd be stupid enough to imagine basing an industrial process on a server that is not on-site. You want to throw your accounting to the wind ? Go ahead, you'll only have to re-enter it if when it goes pear-shaped. If your connection to the server goes down, the entire company is not blocked.

But basing a mission-critical component of your company on the vagaries of a data line and the uncertainty of someone else's server is just insane.

Microsoft blocked TSO Host's email IPs from Hotmail, Outlook inboxes and no one seems to care

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Amen to that.

Facebook faces class-action sueball over facial recognition pic-tagging tech to tune of $35bn

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I'm sure The Zuck will have his lawyers fight this tooth and nail

I just hope the courts will stay the course and nail his company to the wall.

The drop in share price alone will be a pleasure to see.

Pentagon makes case for Return of the JEDI: There's only one cloud biz that can do the job and it starts with an A (or rhymes with loft)

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The arguments are solid

But since when has that counted with Trump ?

He'll probably declare that it's a political partisan issue and then call the report fake news.

Talk about unintended consequences: GDPR is an identity thief's dream ticket to Europeans' data

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Actually, no. In Europe it's none of their business. At least, not in France, Belgium or Luxembourg.

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I live in France, which is why I said "my side of the pond" after spending three sentences talking about Europe.

And yes, I am well aware of the insane stupidity of your country in throwing about personal identifying information. I thank God I don't live there.

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Thorny issue indeed

Here I was thinking that GDPR was the bee's knees and I find that someone else can request details on me ? I'd never thought of that. Now that I'm thinking of that, I don't like it one bit.

That being said, this guy lives in America. It doesn't say where he sent his requests, but I'm guessing it was mostly to American companies. In Europe, you wouldn't get far with banks because, in order to make any changes, you have to either do it via your online banking account or, most often, you have to present yourself in person with a valid ID at the desk. So I'm of the opinion that European banks would be a lot less likely to fall into this kind of trap. But for the rest of companies, I don't see that my side of the pond would be any different.

With one notable exception : there is no mere company that has anyone's Social Security number. You'd have to try the Administration for that, and I have no idea how that would work out.

Ohm my God: If you let anyone other than Apple replace your recent iPhone's battery, expect to be nagged by iOS

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That is actually an interesting and innovative idea.

So, Apple, how out-of-the-box are you really ? Because this would be really out of the box.

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Honestly I don't see that the battery pack for Tesla cars is in the same ballpark as mobile phones or even regular car batteries. The battery pack for a Tesla is a huge lot of cells and no one man can lug that around or replace it. The fact that you can only have it replaced by Tesla is, at the moment, logical.

In a future where all cars have such packs, then it will be normal to expect any dealer to be able to handle changing the pack, but you'll still have to go to a dealership to get it done.

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Re: OMG!

If only Apple designed their phones so that you could just easily swap the battery yourself !

You can easily secure America's e-voting systems tomorrow. Use paper – Bruce Schneier

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Bruce Schneier is my kind of guy

Finally, someone with indisputable authority confirms what I've always been saying on the subject : paper for ballots. How unfortunate that this is happening in the USA, where corrupt people hold the keys to change. It is crazy to witness a group of people so openly corrupt and contemptuous of the rules of their own country, and nothing can be done about it.

Well, not until the next election, that is. Which will be held via electronic voting boxes. How curious would it be if Trump got re-elected in a landslide, hmm ? Like, 90% of the votes. I wonder what people would think about that ?

That's bang out of order: Threesome hookup app 3Fun leaked lovers' data, locations, pix – report

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It's an app for threesomes a dating app, of course it has an open backdoor.

There, FTFY.

But seriously, how can anyone trust dating apps these days ? Made by two jerks in a garage, most of those things are just an excuse to make money out of people's loneliness. Don't use them, just go to a pub.

1Gbps, 4K streaming, buffering a thing of the past – but do Brits really even want full fibre?

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"the recommendation for that is just 5Mbps for HD"

That may be the recommendation, but in my last home I had a 12Mbps ADSL line that was rather good and stable, and I hated watching TV over it so much that I installed a satellite dish. You couldn't watch half an hour of anything without getting a frame freeze with the sound continuing merrily behind (sound costs nothing next to image, so obviously) that could last from a blink to a full second. And that was before HD streaming. Very jarring.

Today I finally have a 1Gbps fiber line to the house, and it's paradise. Now I can watch TV over that line and not have any image freeze or stutter. At the same time I can also have Torrent downloading the latest Mint release, my daughter on YouTube and my wife on Pinterest, and nobody complains. So yeah, now things are fine. But watching HD TV over an ADSL connection ? I tried that and I never want to try it again.

EDIT : the link to the article in the footnote is broken.

Rome wasn't built in a day, wasn't teased in a day, either: AMD's 7nm second-gen 64-core Epyc server chips finally land

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Go AMD !

Good for the competition and all that, and apparently good for innovation. AMD has led in the past on important things, and now Intel is following yet again on multi-chip cores. Personally I'm not following CPU innovation that closely any more, but if AMD can shake things up I'm all for it.

I did note one thing though : "Twitter is able to run 40 per cent more cores per rack (from 1240 to 1792) while maintaining the same power and cooling".

To me that means that Twitter is running more cores, and not using AMD's Epyc to diminish its power and cooling costs. That, in turn, means that Twitter needs that much more CPU power to handle all those 200+ character size tweets that are flooding the Internet.

That is a frightening thought.

Reminder: When a tech giant says it listens to your audio recordings to improve its AI, it means humans are listening. Right, Skype? Cortana?

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It's humans all the way down

"samples awaiting playback and analysis, which are, apparently, scrubbed of any information that could identify those recorded"

And those samples have been scrubbed by what again ? A human, obviously. So I'm thrilled that MS employs someone to scrub the samples it submits to translators, and I understand that there isn't really other way to do it since machines have to be taught. I'm guessing MS is counting on the fact that everyone should know that only humans can possibly train a machine to translate, so it'll play dumb and run behind the EULA when confronted on this.

I take this as a storm in a teacup. Politicians are going to go ballistic over this ? Don't think so. MS has a rather solid position from a legal standpoint, so you can try to raise a stink, but unless the users react negatively, it won't go very far.

And the users don't care. They're buying and using stuff that they know listens to them and they don't give a damn until it goes "wrong" from their point of view. And even then, they don't send it back.

FBI, NSA to hackers: Let us be blunt. Weed need your help. We'll hire you even if you've smoked a little pot in the past

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I can understand why the NSA is hard on drug use

It has enough trouble with consultants hoarding secret information, using unregistered copies of MS Office and not paying attention to Internet-facing servers with tons of juicy exploits on them, not to mention so-called "security personnel" who apparently let people leave with reams of top secret documents without batting an eye.

With all that, it does not need potheads who could be bribed or coerced into revealing yet more information to The Wrong People (TM).

WTF is Boeing on? Not just customer databases lying around on the web. 787 jetliner code, too, security bugs and all

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"we’re disappointed in IOActive’s irresponsible and misleading presentation.”

Yeah ? Well we're disappointed in Boeing's irresponsible and unprofessional handling of its code. You leave part of the software platform on an Internet-facing repository and you didn't think of locking that down ? This after designing functionality that can change the attitude of plane based on only a single sensor ?

Something is seriously wrong with Boeing these days. It used to be a company whose engineers had the word "security" practically branded into their foreheads. Seems that, today, it is yet another company taken over by beancounters for whom all that security nonsense costs too much money. Well, this is the result of that mentality.

Neuroscientist used brainhack. It's super effective! Oh, and disturbingly easy

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Facebook with brain hacking capability ? Run for the hills.

Things are much worse than I thought. This is the beginning of the end. The Rise of the Thought Machines is nigh, and they will have FaceBook's logo on the side.

That is a terrifying concept.

There's fraud, and then there's backdoor routers, fenced logins, malware, and bribing AT&T staff seven figures to unlock 2m phones

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"he induced young workers to choose greed over ethical conduct,"

Um, we're talking about AT&T right ?

Not sure the workers are the greedy ones here.

Add passwords to list of stuff CafePress made hash of storing, says infoseccer. 11m+ who used Facebook 'n' pals to sign in were lucky

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One of these days . . . ONE of these days

Companies that are sloppy with their customer's private data will get it. Right . In. The. Kisser.

But not today.

Amazon Web Services doubled its footprint in the UK and will only get bigger, reckon analysts

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And important lesson apparently not learned : backups are not annual.

Cloud vendors can't resist the lucrative smell of gaming dollars – and they're all in it to win it

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"Nobody knows if it will really work for the mass market"

Um, game streaming is, if I'm not mistaken, integrated by default into a lot of games these days, and there is an order of magnitude more channels on YouTube that are all about showing what players are doing on a multitude of games.

So, crazy as it sounds, I do think there is a use case for game streaming. The only problem is choosing to uphold streaming for the popular games. Well, if you want to monetize it, that is, and since we're talking about the Cloud, of course they want to monetize it.

So, the question is not "will game streaming work for the mass market" ? It already is. The real question is : "can we make money out of it ?".

Judge rules Oracle didn't have to listen to its Euro Works Council over support biz layoffs

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Well done

"it allows big employers to effectively ignore EU-mandated trade unions when sacking large numbers of staff"

Congratulations on having finally understood the point. As for those who consider that this gets rid of some "remaniac" issues, I'd love to see your face when you're the one getting the sack without recourse.

Even tech giants find themselves telling folk not to use default passwords on Internet of S**t kit

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The punters wouldn't care much, I wager. It's the makers who couldn't be arsed.

Microsoft follows up those licensing hikes by snipping away costs for Azure Archive Storage

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Oh really ?

"Vogels claimed that a company that raised prices, cut benefits and restricted freedom of choice was not to be trusted"

Bah, he's just miffed that MS did it first.

Googlers hate it! This one weird trick lets websites dodge Chrome 76's defenses, detect you're in Incognito mode

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Maybe a better workaround would be to tell the website to fuck off and it's none of its business ?

Need to automatically and securely verify a download is legit? You bet rget this new tool

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"It would be awesome if Kubernetes [..] checked the container digest,"

I think it's awesome that somebody finally did this. We've all been hearing about hash checks for decades, but this is finally going to make it part of standard checking automatically - or as near as possible.

Sure, there's always a risk, but that does not diminish the value of this tool.

I miss him already, says judge as Mike Lynch's court marathon ends

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Yeah, well turn off the Internet then, because otherwise, all is lost.

Ah, who am I kidding. All is lost.

Class-action sueball flung at Capital One and GitHub over theft of 106 million folks' details

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106 million individuals' personal data

Remind me again why it is not the police simply carting everyone off to jail on this ?

Oh, right, silly me. Capital One means money.

Y2K, Windows NT4 Server and Notes. It's a 1990s Who, Me? special

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Re: Stickers still might bite you

Sorry, that's not stickers' fault. That's management's fault for putting its finger where it shouldn't and deciding things without being in tune with reality.

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Shutting down the wrong server

In those days, he was a bit lucky that everything came back online correctly.

On the other hand, having a sticker with the name of the server would have helped as well. Hindsight and all that.

Of course, in today's virtualized server centers, the sticker could name quite a lot of servers, but then you can put the name of the physical machine.

In any case, stickers with names on it. It's the only way to maximize the chances of avoiding such errors.

Disabled by default: Microsoft ups the ante in its war against VBScript on Internet Explorer

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"having a web application that only works in IE doesn't make any sense"

It never did make any sense, except to Microsoft.

We are here today because Microsoft couldn't be arsed to bring itself to respect web standards, and now it's coming back to bite its ass.

About time too. No sympathy for the poor, poor managers at Microsoft who have to juggle with all the legacy leprosy that is IE while trying desperately to pull MS into the 3rd millennium. There is only one solution : burn it down. Cut the limb off. Protect the rest of the body.

We've, um, changed our password policy, says CafePress amid reports of 23m pwned accounts

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Completely agree. It is a sad indicator of the state of our Internet that so-called "experts" are only wondering. We've been hearing for years that you shouldn't re-use passwords, so the conclusion seems pretty inescapable if you have the slightest amount of logic.

That said, password managers. Yes, definitely use one, but not necessarily a commercial product. After all, for accessing your Internet web sites from home, a notepad (with actual paper, not the Microsoft product) is largely sufficient and not at all hackable from the Internet. And before some of you attack me about having to access your passwords from multiple locations, not all of Internet users are such power users. Most people use the Internet from their home computer and that's it.

A notepad is enough for that. Oh, and a sense of organization.

Microsoft hikes cost of licensing its software on rival public clouds, introduces Azure 'Dedicated' Hosts

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Yay, Azure is now old enough to become Oracle

Not even in its teens yet, but apparently good enough to start hiking up licensing prices and confusing them Oracle-style.

No prize for guessing why Microsoft is going down that path.

LAPD loses job applicant details, Project Zero pokes holes in iOS, AWS S3 whack-a-mole continues, and more

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Well, to be fair, it appears to be disk status reports, not what you do with your files.

It is, however, just another example of a company choosing to do what it wants with your bandwidth "with the best of intentions" and "to improve customer service" because it can, without wondering if it has the right.

I think that we should start invoicing our bandwidth under default terms, as in €100/month flat rate, for unauthorized usage of our bandwidth. That would probably set things straight pretty quick.

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's two-dozen government surveillance balloons over America

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"Privacy advocates will be less than-thrilled"

Pretty soon privacy advocates will have to change country. The USA is becoming a fascist state and that is that.

BOFH: Oh, go on, let's flush all that legacy tech down the toilet

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Unbelievable

And quite unexpected.

A great start to a Friday.

This is not the cloud you're looking for.... Oracle's JEDI mind tricks work as Trump forces $10bn IT project to drop out of warp

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Agreed all the way

As to "WHY on Earth, Yavin or Nar Shaddaa, you would want anything related to a military high command anywhere near "the cloud"", the answer is that our society has been lobotomized and anything resembling reason or common sense has been sucked into the blue screens we have grafted to our hands.

I blame FaceBook.

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Defense Secretary Dr Mark Esper

Okay, given Trump's hiring record, what is this piece of scum guilty of ?

UK parliament sends snippy letter to Zuck and his poodle Clegg as it seems Facebook has been lying again

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You'll be amazed

Actually I am. I am amazed at the stupidity that Facebook consistently shows by imagining that it can lie continually and never get caught.

Especially that, this time, Facebook was lying to two different sets of people about the same thing, and nobody thought to present the same lies ?

I expect a 12-year old to be that dumb, not a corporation with lawyers on its payroll.

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Re: Public cost duty allowance

Indeed. Image that, a fund to help the poor, poor former ministers.

Remind me which minister was at minimum wage when he got elected ?

Our hero returns home £500 richer thanks to senior dev's appalling security hygiene

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Seems that he was too busy to do security.

And by putting his passwords into his source code, he also demonstrates how disorganized he was, which probably made him all the more busy.

New British Army psyops unit fires rebrandogun, smoke clears to reveal... I'm sorry, Dave...

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Re: Ring of Fail?

Agreed. I'm pretty sure many squaddies would gladly knock up anything with a ring on it.

IBM ships software portfolio into containers thanks to Red Hat providing the packaging

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"managed and operated by IBM"

And that is the secret, isn't it ? Microsoft did it with Sharepoint, copying SAP who did it with so-called complete management software ; selling a product but really selling you a team of a few dozen consultants to manage it.

And now IBM wants in on that lucrative market. You think you're spending millions on a top-notch "solution" for your company, but what you're actually doing is signing up for years and years of subsidizing someone else's employees.

Hey, don't knock it, it works.

Lyft pulls its e-bike fleet from San Francisco Bay Area after exploding batteries make them the hottest seat in town

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Looks like the technology hasn't been properly studied

Okay, first off we have a previous startup who couldn't make brakes work. I'm sorry, but I do believe that, in this 3rd millennium of ours, bike brakes are not new and should really not be a problem. This issue smacks of corner-cutting to me.

Then we have Lyft, absorbing the first failed startup and going for the flammable battery release. Of course, Lyft is hardly the first in the flammable battery market, but this is the second issue on the same product with dangerous consequences.

That is starting to look like a trend, and I'm thinking that the beancounters are responsible for it.

Google shores up G Suite against hapless users in the enterprise: App whitelist, physical security keys, and more

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Re: Improved security . .

Yup, a magnificent excuse for Google to keep tabs on everything you do on your PC/tablet.

Thanks, Google, but I'll wait for some other provider to offer such functionality. One that does not have for principle business the slurping of everything everywhere.

You want to do security ? Start by securing me from you.

Ouch. Reinstalling Windows 10 again? By 2020, a 'cloud download' may be all you need

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"download a pristine copy of the OS from Microsoft's cloud servers"

Would probably not work for me. Microsoft considers that everything lives on C:, whereas I, by experience, know that that is the path to madness.

Every time I reinstall a Windows OS, once I have a functional system I create a secondary Data partition and shove all the user folders there (you know, what Microsoft has named "Libraries"). That way, when comes the inevitable moment of Yet Another Windows Crash & Burn, the only thing I lose is the OS, not my data. It also helps that I only need to backup the C: partition, which is not so heavy in my scenario. My data I backup differently.

I'm pretty sure that an MS cloud download is going to put everything back the MS way, and MS can shove that right where the Sun don't shine.

I'll handle my own recovery, thank you.