* Posts by Pascal Monett

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Oracle demands $12K from network biz that doesn't use its software

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So, Oracle is getting desperate ?

Finally.

When the satellite network has literally gone glacial, it's vital you snow your enemy

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I love reading On Call comments

You learn the damnedest things.

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Agreed. I took that to mean that, when he looked out of the window, he realized that snow could have something to do with it.

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Re: the dish had been eaten by a giraffe

You mean to say that they had installed a vegan dish ?

Right, I'm going, I'm going !

Linky revisited: How the evil French smart meter escaped Hell to taunt me

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Reminds me of an episode of Yes Minister, talking about some chemical thing that had almost the same name as a dangerous one.

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Re: Allez, Marcel!

At times I find them infuriating as well, and I'm French.

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I don't know about other French alarms, but mine also has a battery backup.

And, given that the phone and internet connection are on a UPS, any burglar thinking of cutting the power would be well advised to wait half an hour at least before attempting entry, which means that the police will have largely enough to mosey on down to my place and cull the miscreant red-handed.

Because in the event of a power failure I get a notification, and will act accordingly.

Watch out! Andromeda, the giant spiral galaxy colliding with our own Milky Way, has devoured several galaxies before

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Simulations are never detailed enough

Even though science has already simulated this a number of times, it is obvious that more data can only yield better understanding and more precise simulations.

So go for it, boffins !

DXC has picked a brand new people person: Finch lands as freed Mason preps to depart

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"Mason [..] was not mentioned even once"

Obviously. Why should one mention the underlings ?

They're just doing what they were born to do.

Devs getting stuck into Windows 10X on Surface Neo will have to tussle with UWP

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"avoiding registry bloat"

Twenty years in and Microsoft still hasn't been able to reign in that abomination of an excuse to put DRM into the OS. For that matter, it hasn't even included any tool to search for orphaned keys and list them for deletion. You still have to use 3rd-party tools to clean up your Registry efficiently.

For shame, Microsoft. For shame.

You only need to click once, fool: Gaming rig sales up as Trump presses continue on trade tariff tussle

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"IDC reckons the market will hit 55.2 million by 2023"

Did they factor in the fact that current hardware is used for much longer these days ? My current rig was last updated in 2015, and I have no urge or need to update it now. Laptops are a different story, they cannot be upgraded in any meaningful way aside, perhaps, memory, but they can last a good many years as well, especially the more powerful ones.

I doubt that a change in chip availability has that much of an impact.

Google Maps gets Incognito fig leaf: We'll give you vague peace of mind if you hold off those privacy laws

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Ah, targeted advertising

Last week I bought a replacement UPS on Amazon, because the 10 year-old one I had had died. Guess what I have in my mailbox twice this week ? Of course, an email from Amazon suggesting that I might be interested in a UPS.

I just bought one, you morons. Come back in ten years and you might be relevant.

After 72 hours of recurring outages, you'd be forgiven for wanting to slightly tweak the first syllable of Bitbucket

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Hopefully, one day they will.

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Re: On premises can have the same problems

Of course it can, but when it's the cloud provider, it's all of that provider's customers that have the problem. When it's your on-premises server that has a problem, it's only your customers that are impacted.

Let's try avoiding humongous single points of failure, shall we ?

Huygens if true: Dutch police break up bulletproof hosting outfit and kill Mirai botnet

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I always thought those types of services were only in countries that were not interested in proper law enforcement. Poor places that have other priorities than worrying about a bunch of bytes only affecting people far away.

Seems to me that local crime in Europe (or at least, in the Netherlands) would do better to choose a bulletproof server in a country that will leave the hosting provider alone. It's on the Internet anyway, who cares about the location of the server ?

In any case, good on those cops. Hopefully they will get data from those servers that will serve to bust other operations as well.

Here's that hippie, pro-privacy, pro-freedom Apple y'all so love: Hong Kong protest safety app banned from iOS store

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"will stand up to unreasonable requests by the authorities"

Yes, but only in countries where its CEO will not be arrested and tortured in a dark cell.

How courageous.

Happy fifth birthday, Windows Insiders! We'd bake a cake, but it might explode without warning

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"cut down on the borkage"

Maybe, maybe not. More borkage will incite more businesses to move to Linux, maybe. I wonder what proportion of new small businesses are not under the Redmond influence. Surely young entrepreneurs are not all afraid of living a Windows-free life ?

Have you been Thomas Crooked? Watch out for cybercrims slinging holiday-themed fakes

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"block access to any domain less than a month old"

Interesting idea. Could someone please tell me how to configure that in my hosts file ?

Astronaut Tim Peake reminds everyone about the time Excel mangled his contact list on stage at Microsoft AI event

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"once companies understand what exactly AI is"

It is a statistical analysis machine, not intelligent in any way. It's just capable of applying statistical rules over a vast dataset.

There is zero chance that that will become sentient any time soon.

Google will not donate Knative framework 'to any foundation for the foreseeable future'

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Corporate Behemoth Eyes Pie, Takes It

Typical of billion-dollar behemoths, Google has a good thing going with Kubernetes and its stance is to make all the money, so get people hooked on the product and reserve the means to develop on it to only paying customers, thereby adding yet another revenue stream to fill its coffers.

It's an excellent decision - for Google.

Hate Verilog? Detest VHDL? You're not the only one. Xilinx rolls out easier-to-use free FPGA programming tools after developer outcry

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I would think that it is still very much a fatal flaw to need to reboot something during a fighter airplane takeoff.

vBulletin zero-day KOs Comodo user forums – that's 245,000 accounts at risk of compromise

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Well the fact remains that, come Monday morning, the change management process was put on the fast track, the forum was shut down and the site was patched. So that could have happened before they got hacked.

Former! Yahoo! engineer! admits! to! hacking! user! emails! for! smutty! snaps!

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And how did he get caught ?

Some unusual activity was dicovered, and then what ? How did Yahoo! find out what happened and how did the finger get pointed to him ?

This is El Reg, I was expecting a rundown of what happened, not just a commentary on legal proceedings.

Spin doctors: UPS gets permission to expand drone delivery fleet in the US

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"move items [..] faster than a human runner could manage"

So, if I understand correctly, right now large hospitals employ people to run around carrying stuff that is needed ? Funny, I've been to a few hospitals in my lifetime and I don't remember seeing employees running around carrying something.

Nominet continues milking .uk registry cash cow with 4 per cent price rise for... what exactly?

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Not-for-profit, right ?

No, it's not for profit, but it's all for money.

Is there a legal way to force it to change status, and what must be done in order for that to happen ?

EU's top court says tracking cookies require actual consent before scarfing down user data

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Sometimes work forces you to go to a given website. The Internet is not only used for leisure.

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That was nice

So, what about all those sites that put up a message about cookies and the only option is "I understand" (or words to that effect) ?

In that situation I am not offered a choice, I can only accept cookies. That is not informed consent either.

Jamf emits mystery security fix for Pro macOS, iOS wrangler, keeps admins in dark by censoring chatter

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How is it possible

In this day and age, how can a company possibly not be aware of how to properly handle a patch. Trying to hide the issue and refusing to publish details of the flaw, really ?

There are still companies that try to do that and think they will get away with it ?

Sheesh.

HMRC 'disciplined' almost 100 employees for computer misuse over 24 months

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"had already received a final written warning for computer misuse"

Um, so how many "final" written warnings before something actually final happens ?

Because if they already got a final warning last year, and another one this year, what's to keep them from getting another one next year ?

Or is it just final in the sense that they won't be getting another one in that year ?

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's watch for tech sales VAT weirdness through the channel

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An interesting read

However, I cannot understand that someone agrees to move product without being able to inspect it in any way and not know that they are part of something shady. If it's legal, it is transparent, and I have the duty to ensure that the product is in good shape and has not degraded in any way, or does not risk degrading.

To do my duty, I am responsible for the product while it is in my care and I must be able to have eyes on it. If that is not part of the deal, then I am not going to take part.

In 21st-century tech dystopia, smart TV watches you, warns Princeton privacy prof

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Roku now makes more from "platform", which is mostly advertising, than player revenue

The mathematical consequence of that is that Roku is now an ad agency that uses players as an excuse to get revenue. You never pay attention to your excuses, you only pay attention to what matters, and for Roku, what matters is the ad agencies.

Roku is now off of my list of acceptable purchases.

A new US-UK data agreement is worrisome but it won’t give access to encrypted comms

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"it won’t give access to encrypted comms"

Well duh, they're encrypted.

I think that law enforcement should totally be able to obtain messages exchanged between suspects, especially in cases like poor little Lucy, but if those messages are encrypted then the law will just have to find the means to decrypt them.

No backdoors.

Brighton perv cops community service for 'hacking' women's Facebook accounts

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Allow me disagree, I do not feel that this is overboard. He 'hacked' the accounts to get to pics of scantily-clad women, that is clearly sexual in nature.

It is also tremendously stupid because the Internet is chock full of pics of women in undies that he could have accessed for free and very legally.

That said, I do have to agree that storing your pics on FaceBook and setting them to Private is very wrong. No one should consider FaceBook, of all things, to be a backup of any kind although, now that I think about it, I never have heard about FaceBook losing data. Hmm.

600 armed German cops storm Cyberbunker hosting biz on illegal darknet market claims

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Re: they'd just have high levels of knife crime

I don't think so. Using a gun is impersonal, using a knife is very much up close and personal. Plus you might get blood on yourself.

But I do agree that the societal guardrails we have thanks to welfare and social care are certainly what keeps the pot from boiling over.

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"200 servers along with documents, cellphones and large quantities of cash"

Yep, but no guns.

600 armed officers seems a tad much for invading an ISP's premises, even if said ISP is located in a bunker. I mean come on, there's 450 of those guys who must have spent four hours just standing around.

Yes, it was a WWII bunker. That does not mean that it was defended like a WWII bunker. If it had been, I'm pretty sure that 600 cops might not have been enough, and the death toll would have been, as they say, catastrophic.

A much better option would have been to send a squad of 20 men, and keep a hundred as backup. If shots got actually fired, then bring in the army.

They made a pseudo-military operation out of a perfectly civilian one.

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Well they don't open fire as quickly as US police because the general population doesn't have guns.

Whaddya know, when guns are outlawed only the criminals have guns and the police know who to shoot.

The mod firing squad: Stack Exchange embroiled in 'he said, she said, they said' row

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Agreed

They'll be all nice and inclusive with the community, but say something the moderators don't like and you're called names like in kindergarden before being booted from such a nice, inclusive community.

What bollocks.

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And I am right with it. Natural language is not programming, it has to remain natural. It's already difficult enough to have people use accents properly. This dotting bullshit will not take.

Planes, boats and autocrats: US Treasury Dept. slaps more sanctions on accused Russian troll funder

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Oh really ?

"we will use our authorities against anyone seeking to undermine our processes and subversively influence voters"

Check the Oval Office. You have a prime suspect right there.

You can't miss him, he's the only one who is orange.

Holy smokes! Ex-IT admin gets two years prison for trashing Army chaplains' servers

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"Anthony went on to delete" . .

. . all possibility of him ever finding work as a sysadmin ever again.

Welcome to your new position, Mr McDonalds French Fries Manager.

What a fuckwit.

Ever own a Galaxy S4? Congrats, you're $10 richer as Samsung agrees payout over dodgy speed tests

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Oh, but of course

"it is not legally obliged to tell consumers if it has included the code that would allow it to cheat"

That is at Apple levels of "Your Honor, nobody in their right mind would believe a commercial".

Congratulations, Samsung, you have just readjusted your level of confidence to Sleazy. Well done. Carry on.

Microsoft changes encryption, another D-Link bug, phishing dangers, and more

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Indeed. Could you please point us to a supplier that has a flawless security record ?

Computer says no: An expression-analysing AI has been picking out job candidates for Unilever

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Yeah but, same difference.

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that's just like the cold calls I used to get sometimes, where you pick the phone up and it's a recorded message saying that I'll soon be connected to . . click.

If you don't have the correctness to call me with an actual human being, you can go fudge yourself.

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Despite the fact that the Supreme Court has refused to recognize any validity in it, which, IMO, should have sealed its fate. But no, the FBI still wants you to take polygraph tests . . .

'Six' in the city: Kiwi sportswear shop telly beamed X-rated flicks for hours over weekend

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"he'd kept a beady eye on the situation for a couple of hours"

As opposed to shutting the screen down and then looking for the source of the problem.

Really. I do believe that, had I been responsible, I would have much preferred passersby seeing a black screen rather than that.

I might have made a copy of the stream though, for "evidence", of course.

Thanks-thanks to TalkTalk teen hacker: UK cops' first auction of ill-gotten Bitcoin nets £240k

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"Bitcoin confiscated by a court, worth £1.25m"

Worth that at time of seizure. Some time next month it will be worth £25000.

An unbearable itch to migrate your OS to the cloud? You might have a case of Windows VD

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"run their Windows 7 desktops in Microsoft's cloudy data centres"

Fuck that. Microsoft, you can't even keep language settings correctly for your failed browser, you think I'm going to be stupid enough to entrust my entire desktop to your effing cloud ?

Do you remember what PC used to mean ? Personal Computer. Emphasis on Personal.

ODFO.

Edge, Internet Explorer users Czech their settings after MSN 'forgot' their language

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"click the cog in the top right of the web page"

Oh, right. We fucked up so you just reset your settings to the proper thing. Of course. It's not like you're the maker of the #1 OS used in the world, how could you possibly have the means of correcting your own mistakes ?

Ah, Microsoft. Where would we be without you ?

On a stable system, apparently.

Windows 10 May 2019 Update declared safe at last, which bodes well for upcoming 19H2 build

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"only the Slow Ring of the Windows Insider programme will be available"

Yeah, at least until some fat-fingered keyboarding merges the Fast Lane with it, that is.

Microsoft isn't really at a high level of reliability these days.