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Britain has no idea how close it came to ATMs flooding the streets with free money thanks to some crap code, 1970s style

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Re: "whoever was doing the testing"

Whoever it was, he was never employed at Boeing, apparently.

But honestly, this is not a tale of a major blunder saved in extremis. This is just a normal development cycle. Developer codes, tester tests, results come back and the cycle starts again until the code is approved for production.

That is exactly what happened.

Browse mode: We're not goofing off on the Sidebar of Shame and online shopping sites, says UK's Ministry of Defence

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Re: .... excluding search engines ...

Yes it is. For a very specific kind of search, that is, but still.

So I've been told, that is.

Xiaomi what you're working with: Chinese mobe-flinger proffers two Redmi Note phablets for UK market

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You're missing the goal. Trump is blocking Huawei because Cisco doesn't have proper 5G gear yet, and Huawei does.

Xiaomi is only a mobe maker, it is not in the comms infrastructure game, so does not risk treading on Cisco, so will probably be immune from Trump action.

As Brit cyber-spies drop 'whitelist' and 'blacklist', tech boss says: If you’re thinking about getting in touch saying this is political correctness gone mad, don’t bother

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"problematic terms" ?

It's technology, not social relationship, stupid.

Yes, I am aware that the USA has a long history of repression of black people, and that history is being unfortunately regularly upheld by policemen every year, but you should not let that spill into a domain that has nothing to do with it.

The US is so lily-livered that I suspect they'll try and find something else to avoid saying "a black hole" in astronomy as well.

You can't ban the word black simply because you are responsible for having treated so many black people so badly. Tiptoeing around it just underscores your inherent racism.

Spyware slinger NSO to Facebook: Pretty funny you're suing us in California when we have no US presence and use no American IT services...

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Re: But..

The problem is someone else butting in on their turf.

Bad precedent. Must be stopped. Facebook (and the NSA) are the only ones who can listen.

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Re: NSO say they only provide their services to governments

Yeah, they say that, but where's the proof ?

And if you're going to put forward an argument of immunity, use the right one. Here, they tried sovereign immunity and that got shot down because duh, the NSO is not a country (something you'd think they should know), so now they try again with "derivative" sovereign immunity. That's going to get shot down as well because they are not acting on behalf of a government. Even I can see that and I'm not a lawyer.

The NSO is just another bunch of well-heeled clowns who think they're on top of the world and when they say something, it is the golden truth, no need to check. Well, whatever actually happened with WhatsApp, they're going to learn the hard way that judges do not take too well someone who invents new excuses every time their previous excuse gets invalidated.

Oracle faces claims of unequal pay from 4,000+ women after judge upgrades gender gap lawsuit to class action

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"we look forward to trying those in court"

No you don't. The last thing Oracle wants is to have its internal practices laid bare in a court and take the risk of having a court decision make it change.

IBM was going to fight tooth and nail in much the same case of discrimination and it folded like a wet mop and settled to avoid a definitive decision.

I think that, if Oracle can, it will settle, because that will allow it to continue its practices which it probably believes will cost it less in the long run. The only question in my mind is : can it settle now that the case has class action status ? I don't know the rules on that.

Android trojan EventBot abuses accessibility services to clear out bank accounts – fortunately, it's 'in preview'

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"The human link is the weakest link in cyber security"

Never have truer words been spoken. Truly secure procedures cannot actually be implemented because they impose so much inconvenience that humans automatically employ every imaginable workaround they can find.

Cue the one PC that can access patient records with the logon and password on a post-it on the screen.

Because people want convenience at any cost. Security is the opposite of convenient, because if it is convenient for you, it is also convenient for the hacker.

ICANN finally halts $1.1bn sale of .org registry, says it's 'the right thing to do' after months of controversy

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"I applaud ICANN for stepping fully into their responsibility"

Sorry, but no applause shall be given to a group of greedy, selfish bastards who dearly hoped to keep the whole thing secret in order to pad their coffers.

It is nice to know that there are some elements of ICANN who do walk the path of righteousness, and their steadfast courage and willpower should be commended, but the Board in its generality has become a hive of scum and villainy and should be purged with fire, not applauded.

Cheshire Police celebrates three-year migration to Oracle Fusion by lobbing out tender for system to replace it... one year later

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FAIL

A 3-year migration, one year of use, and they want to replace it

Brilliant use of public funds there. Congratulations.

So now tell me, since it is obvious that the previous ERP was so terribly specced as to be useless, is it the same moron who is doing the specs for the new system ?

Or do you have so much money that you're just renewing ERP systems as you would go on holiday to a new island ?

India to build contact-tracing app for feature phones that still use 2G, don't have Bluetooth and can't run apps

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Agreed as far as location is concerned. Maybe people with feature phones don't work in office buildings ?

But as far as tracking is concerned, all governments have no need of anything special, they can all pressure the operators to give the user location history already, so no loss of privacy there, it's already lost.

In trying times like these, it's reassuring to know you can still get pwned five different ways by Adobe Illustrator files

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"This update resolves critical vulnerabilities"

Of course it does. And how many more does it introduce ?

Ah, Adobe, the treadmill of security patches.

Okay, I know, everyone is patching, but Adobe is in a special category of its own there. Even more special than Microsoft.

Red Hat’s new CEO on surviving inside Big Blue: 'We don’t participate in IBM's culture. It’s that simple'

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“I have my own HR, own legal, own CFO, own IT"

Yes, grasshopper, you do. For now.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

You can get a mechanical keyboard for £45. But should you? We pulled an Aukey KM-G6 out of the bargain bin

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In response to your questions, I can only give you my personal experience. I have a Logitech G15 gamer keyboard. I've had it for years now, and it works flawlessly. I use it for gaming, but I also use it for programming, typing reports, and posting on forums. It is not loud, the keys have an agreeable response threshold and the backlighting, although not RGB and just plain amber, is pure gold as far as usefulness is concerned.

I hope that it will last for many years to come, because apparently Logitech does not make it any more. It will be a nuisance to find another keyboard with so much functionality that works so well and is so pleasing to work with.

CFOs are crossing fingers and hoping a second wave of COVID-19 does not appear, says Gartner

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Re: and governments are taking them seriously

Yeah, except in the USA, where the so-called President has now denied ever suggesting that people should ingest or inject bleach, after thousands of calls to health hotlines and some people actually stupid enough to try it.

But, as usual, the Supreme Asshole will not take any responsibility. The excuse, now that that bombshell of his own making blew up in his face, is that it was satire.

Sorry, bud, being able of satire requires intelligence, and you have failed to qualify there.

Three years in a row.

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Sure, Bob

You tell that to the 1190 people who died yesterday.

By the way, when are you going to obey the orders of Your Dear President and inject yourself with bleach ?

Or do you have enough neurons to know that that is a bad idea ?

We already know you support Trump, despite every abysmally stupid thing he has said - which is basically everything he has ever said. Mentioning Hydroxychloroquine is really not necessary to get a clue.

Advocating the death of people you don't know just to excuse yourself from doing your civic duty to help others is the height of selfishness.

Hey bud – how the heck does that stay in your ear? Google emits latest Pixel Buds, plus extra bloatware if you have the matching phone

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"A voice accelerometer" ?

What a fancy name for a microphone.

Patently dogged: Apple unleashes lawyers to slash $454m patent rip-off bill – even after Supreme Court snub

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Re: Lawyers doing what lawyers are bred to do

Not defending lawyers in any way, but in this case they are doing what Apple is telling them to do. A lawyer cannot continue a case without his client's approval.

And this client is even more spiteful than a divorced woman who has been cheated on.

At least she has a good reason.

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Totally agree

I think $10 billion should be a good object lesson.

We're going on a vuln hunt. We're going catch a big one: Researchers find Windows bugs dominate – but fixes are fast

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"Counting exploitable vulnerabilities does not equate to evaluating the real-world risk"

Thank you for saying that. I cannot count the number of times I have been annoyed at forum idiots pointing out that so-and-so has x number of confirmed bugs whereas Windows "only" has y number, assuming that they closed the argument by virtue of counting bug reports without taking any account of severity.

The next time I encounter that argument, I will cite that line and refer the offender to this article.

Snapchat domain squatter loses comedy £1m URL sellback attempt

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There is scum, and there are idiots

If you "add one letter" to a domain name and honestly believe that you're doing nothing wrong, you truly are a wonder of stupidity.

On the other hand, if you fail to track your domain renewal dates, you're just run-of-the-mill stupid and you deserve to learn the hard way.

US threatens to turf out four Chinese telcos amid concerns over national security... and COVID-19, doctors, schools, jobs, communists, etc

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"Americans are now experiencing the consequences"

Of the utter incompetence of their so-called President.

As usual, some idiot stands up and forgets half the story, conveniently the half that makes his statement empty. Yes, the local Wuhan police force initially clamped down on the hero doctor, but Beijing reversed that in record time, forced the local police to reverse their decision and apologize, and initiated a travel lockdown like no country has ever seen. And a billion Chinese dutifully obeyed.

Meanwhile, the US buffoon that serves as President only issued confinement orders when he longer had the choice, as per his habit, and now there are clueless idiots who are protesting the confinement in the streets.

Pity COVID-19 targets essentially old people. If it targeted blinding stupidity instead, it would actually be useful.

Free users become losers as AI startup with AWS bills to pay pursues viral opportunity

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If it works well, it's worth paying for

It is good that they keep a free tier available, some people obviously don't have that much use for audio transcription. But it is indeed perfectly normal that they adjust their offering to market conditions. Regardless of the desires of the investors, if they have a good product it would be a shame for the company to fold because they couldn't hold the demand and stay alive at the same time.

Let's just hope that they don't use servers in China.

UK snubs Apple-Google coronavirus app API, insists on British control of data, promises to protect privacy

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Re: Is this just just another example of the UK wanting to steer it's own course?

Don't think so. It is, however, another brilliant example of the UK doing the reverse of the EU. Last week, Germany decided for the decentralized approach, so obviously this week, the UK goes for the centralized approach.

Duh.

Now, the fact that the UK wants its own app has nothing to do with that and everything to do with ensuring that the snouts in the trough are proper British snouts, not icky, virus-infected furriners.

China strings up red tape barrier that shows businesses they're better off buying local tech

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What goes around comes around

When you go around shrieking about how a Chinese company puts your comm infrastructure at risk without any proof whatsoever, and try to strong-arm everybody else to "trust" you just because, well you can hardly be surprised that China, in turn, takes your arguments at face value and sets its own comms infrastructure rules down.

Except that China doesn't have to go shrieking that Cisco is beholden to the NSA, everybody knows that - and there's proof.

Where were you in drought season? Interstellar comet 2I/Borisov dumped 230 million litres of water as it whizzed through Solar System

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So it came from another system

It was created billions of years ago, and ejected from its solar system following some celestial mechanics not in its favor. It spent untold millennia in the vast emptiness of space, once again caught a glimmer of heat and light for a brief instant, and will now probably never venture into another star's heliosphere again.

Food for thought.

Spyware maker NSO can't claim immunity, Facebook lawyers insist – it's time to face the music

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Re: "I can find nothing about the NSO Group having US offices"

Thank you for that information. Curiously, NSO Group's website makes no mention of office locations, contrary to just about every other commercial website I have even seen. I even googled "NSO Group locations", but that gave me either their own website (which is useless for that), or links to things that only mentioned that it is an Israeli company.

Now I understand that the lawsuit has jurisdiction. Thanks again.

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Missing something here

I can find nothing about the NSO Group having US offices. So, when Facebook filed a lawsuit, it was filing against a company in a foreign country.

Despite the US Government's best (and continued) attempts, US law does not apply internationally, so how can a US court claim jurisdiction on this ?

And why does NSO Group care ? It's not like it is going to open offices in the US, so they cannot be made to pay any fine that the trial might impose on them.

Is there a special case here, or can anyone in any country file against a foreign company now ?

Because I seem to recall that, when the LHC was going to be fired up for the first time, somebody in the US filed a complaint that it might create a black hole that would swallow the Earth and the judge in charge said, among other things, that he didn't have jurisdiction over Switzerland.

So why here ?

From attacked engineers to a crypto-loving preacher with a questionable CV: Yep, it's still very much 5G silly season

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"The frequency that they're using is just below the classification of a weapon"

Statements like that make me immediately think : citation, please ? What is the scientific founding of your statement ?

It's not because you can articulate correctly that I am automatically going to bow before your words. You still need to make sense, and your arguments still need to be justified.

It's like that stupid video about 9/11, showing one tower collapsing. The voice was saying that it was obvious that the debris was falling at the same speed as the tower, when the video was clearly showing that it fell faster.

If you're too stupid to realize that your eyes are telling you a different story than your ears, then you don't deserve to be part of the human race.

Sorry, but stupidity really gets me rankled.

Lords: New IR35 off-payroll tax rules 'riddled with problems, unfairnesses, unintended consequences'

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Finally, an ounce of sense

"The UK economy will need the help of the UK’s flexible workforce to get back on its feet as we emerge from this crisis and that is going to take some time. Now is not the time to apply a straight-jacket"

Nice to see that somebody has a clue.

The only question left is : is it not too late ?

Wall Street analyst worries iPhone is facing '2nd recession' after 2019 annus horribilis

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WTF?

"the global pandemic derailed Apple and the rest of the industry"

Exactly. Everyone is impacted. Apple has more money than most, it will weather this storm without problem. The shareholders might not get dividends, but they're the only ones who care about that.

"Apple is now facing the second recession of the iPhone era. Everyone knows that fiscal Q2 results will not be good"

Boo hoo and cry me a river. There already have been hundreds of companies to bite the bullet. More than 20 million people have lost their job in the USA alone and you're "worried" that Apple will not make its usual billions ?

Wall Street is overrated.

Australia's contact-tracing app regulation avoids 'woolly' principles in comparable cyber-laws, say lawyers

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FAIL

So health care workers have to ask

While government busybodies dole out permissions. Congratulations, way to run a pandemic.

Health care workers should automatically have permission - once they have signed up and given proper credentials.

Government busybodies, on the other hand, have no business accessing this data and be kept out of it.

But hey, it's Australia, what can you expect ?

Chinese carmaker behind Volvo and Lotus ships first two satellites for planned IoT ‘OmniCloud’

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Volvo and a theme park ?

Seems obvious that, if China has a communist political regime, it also has a vibrant capitalist society on the rise. Geely is going to run out of fingers to put in pies at the rate they're going. It's all over the place.

Which is not really something I like very much. I prefer a company that centers its attention on doing one thing well. Making cars is not trivial, the tech is constantly evolving and if you're wasting money on theme parks then you might not allocate enough for research. I don't like that idea.

And 500 satellites a year ? Have they not heard of the Kessler syndrome ? If we keep having companies dream up satellite fleets by the hundreds, stargazing difficulties will be the least of our problems.

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So you won't be buying clothes or household items any more then ?

Not doing business with China is not an option until you find another country that makes what you need, and there are few countries outside of China that make clothes, light bulbs and all the rest of the tat you have in your drawers and closets. Good luck finding a fly swatter that is not made in China.

There are some options, but not many. So I think you'll find that you'll continue doing business with China anyway.

FTP is crusty and mostly dead, right? AWS just started supporting it anyway

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"insecure, crusty, and just not very fashionable"

I have written scripts for my customers that use FTP internally several times a day. Some of them were written six years ago, some were written last week. They are only stopped when the functionality they support is deprecated by business choices.

I'm pretty sure I'll be writing scripts with FTP routines this year and next year as well.

FTP is far from dead. It may not be fashionable, but fashion has never dictated my working tools.

Apple and Google tweak key bits of contact-tracing privacy plan

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"apps using the API will check health authorities databases"

So Google is going to have to its hand up the health databases skirt. There's a lot of reassuring noises in the communication, a lot of making it seem like user privacy is paramount, but Google made a mistake in communicating that they will approve apps that correspond to their criteria of privacy.

There's a lot of wiggle room there.

But we'll see how it goes down. I didn't have a problem with the centralized approach, but at least now we know the direction apps should take.

Looking forward to reading about the API functions, and if there are any hidden ones.

We could have pwned Microsoft Teams with a GIF, claims Israeli infosec outfit

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Seems like a lot of hoops

The whole process sounds rather simple to set up, but it's not exactly simple to execute - unless Teams automatically loads an image when sent a link.

Given that this is Microsoft we're talking about, that seems more than likely. Still, you have to be able to send the person a link. That means that you have to have the Teams user name or something like that. How easy is that to get if you're not in the company Teams list ?

Full disclosure : I don't use Teams, as you might have guessed.

Trello! It is me... you locked the door? User warns of single sign-on risk after barring self from own account

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Re: that data got removed when he quit

Where is it indicated that it was removed ? there is absolutely nothing in the article about that.

Sophos XG firewalls hacked, hotfix ready. Texts wreck Apple iThings. Yup, business as usual in infosec world

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"This leaked information could be received by a miscreant nearby"

That miscreant would look really conspicuous standing outside my house with a laptop. there's not another building within 20 meters, I'm at the ass-end of a village and there's nowhere to go, so he couldn't really pretend he was just looking for his way on Google Maps because there is no way Google Maps could have brought him to the side of my house.

As usual, yes, I'm sure that electromagnetic radiation can tell you a lot and you're not the first to say so, but the spy industry relies on stealth, and standing in the middle of a field with a laptop next to a house is not exactly stealthy.

Much more interesting if you're in an office environment, but then most calculations in an office are not done on a graphics card.

I'll file this in useless but technically interesting.

Wake up, Neo: Microsoft mulls using your brain waves or body heat to mine crypto-currency while viewing ads

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Sure, hook me up !

I can't wait for the treadmill that will accompany this "innovation". Can I have the deluxe version with the food drip, please ?

The person who succeeds in getting my brainwaves for ad viewing is not born yet, I can guarantee that.

Where the hell Huawei? It should be a bit easier to tell now the AppGallery has its first proper navigation app

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"Huawei has earmarked over $1bn to bolster its own app platform"

And so it continues. Through the blind stupidity of the greatest orange moron on the planet, Chinese companies are forced to build themselves up and create their own ecosystem, instead of inserting themselves into the Western ecosystem.

I am not an economist, but even I can see that it would be much better for Western economies to have Chinese companies continue to be subservient and not become deciders, but that is what is happening.

The Dragon is waking up. Now is the time. In the coming years, people will come to see that Trump has handed China the excuse it needed to become a dominant economic power. Little by little, it will be China deciding standards, it will be China setting examples and innovating. Think different ? They're Chinese, they do that by definition.

Then US (and Western) companies will by crying over their lost market influence, about how it's not fair and they should be given subsidies to survive.

Yep, well, too late for that. The beginning of the Fall of Western Influence has happened, and thy name is Trump.

Elevating cost-cutting to a whole new level with million-dollar bar bills

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Never saw a car crash into a computer

But one day I did see a Fenwick crash an entire rack of servers.

I was parking at a customer site when I saw a Fenwick barreling down the loading dock with a rack of servers on its enormous tongs. I remember thinking "this guy is going a bit fast with that", then I saw two guys running behind the Fenwick, shouting. I stopped the car and got out when I heard an enormous crash. When I turned around, the Fenwick was stopped, the rack was lying on the ground, and there were three guys arguing.

Turns out the two guys who were shouting made the driver think there was someone in front he couldn't see, so he slammed the brakes, which had the inevitable result.

The rack was fine, if a bit scratched here and there, and it turns out that only a few hard disks had bought the farm. The kit was new, so I guess insurance paid for the disk replacements. They had one hell of a time getting the rack back up again, though. I don't know what happened after that.

I'll never forget the almost cartoon-like quality of those two guys running behind that Fenwick.

Canada's .ca overlord rolls out free privacy-protecting DNS-over-HTTPS service for folks in Great White North

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"Cops, Feds, and ISPs have been vocal opponents of the technology"

Well of course they have. They are the people who want to spy on us, or monetize our behavior. Ensuring our protection is depriving them of their means to keep their addiction going.

Cortana, why are you still here? Microsoft makes the long-suffering assistant chattier for more countries with new Windows 10 build

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"Cortana is destined for the Microsoft 365 world"

Good, that means I'll never have to deal with that shit.

Geoboffins reckon extreme rainfall might help some volcanoes pop off

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Yeah, that's a lesson we have still failed to learn. Just like California, we accept the risk and reap the benefits of living there - right up to the moment it become Hell on Earth, but then everything goes back to normal and we go right back.

It's like we can't help ourselves.

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"We are only just beginning to understand these interactions"

We grasshoppers still have a lot to learn. The Romans, however, already knew not to build in flood areas.

So, while we have a lot to learn, it would be good to remember what we've already learned.

Work from home surge may work in Wi-Fi 6's favour, reckons analyst house

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"the lockdown may encourage more workplaces to embrace remote working"

It might, but I wouldn't count on it. The larger companies should have the IT chops to allow people to work from home, but will they have to will to do it is the question. I'm thinking not, because having the employees on-site is generally better from all points of view, not to mention security. Having all those people working remotely must be giving the heebee-jeebees to IT admins everywhere.

Then, of course, you have all the companies that simply can't work from home : plumbers, construction workers, supermarket employees (and stores/restaurants/bars in general), medical companies, etc. Basically, if your job is to deal with the public, you're not working from home.

Finally, you have all the consultants in various capacities. They can't work remotely because the clients want to see them there. Sure, right now I have customers allowing me to work remotely, but that's because they don't have the choice - there's work to be done and it can't wait. When the confinement is over, I've already been told in no uncertain terms that I will lose my access. Security first.

So no, I don't see that there is going to be a change in the way we work, globally speaking. Yes, some companies will realize that they can reduce their office space requirements by having people work from home but, little by little, the manager paranoia is going to creep in and the question of are they actually working is going to haunt them. And that will be the end of the experiment.

Brit IT infrastructure giant Computacenter hits pause on shareholder dividends after furloughing 10% of staff

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"companies registered in tax haven countries will no longer be eligible for aid"

Well you can't have it both ways, not contributing to the country you're working in and getting aids at the same time.

It's only logical.

Capita to place bit less sauce in outsourcing execs' share awards packets

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Ah, I _thought_ there was something wrong there. Thanks for the update.

So he'll only be getting 550K then.

Still not weeping.

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WTF?

He was supposed to get 5,900,000 shares ?

Do they hand them out like M&Ms ?

I had to check, so I searched for Capita share price. If I got the right one, Capita PLC is at 31.49 right now at the London Stock Exchange.

That means that this guy was going to trouser no less than 185,791,000. Now he's "only" getting 55,737,300.

Don't ask me to weep for him.