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Samsung heir remains free as judge rules putting him inside would be detention without trial

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"the court's decision to reject is a shame"

The court's decision is based on law. I understand that the prosecution is disappointed, but if the prosecution is so sure of itself, it should have made the arrest and booked the guy on charges.

The fact that this hasn't happened means to me that the judge made the right call.

IBM quits facial recognition because Black Lives Matter

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Good on IBM

I will applaud any company that faces the reality that facial recog simply does not work in public areas. The error rate is way too high.

So yeah, let's say that IBM is throwing in the towel at the opportune moment, I don't care. On this, the CEO is right and has made the right call.

Let's see what comes of it.

Franco-German cloud framework floated to protect European's data from foreign tech firms slurpage

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I'm sorry, but you don't seem to realize the true extent of the Cloud Act.

It means that a US judge can force a US company to turn over any data it has on anyone, irrespective of where that data is held and who the person is, as long as the server is managed by said US company.

There isn't even a need for a warrant. The judge says "jump", and the company can only say "how high ?".

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Re: It is a small step in the right direction

You say that like it's a bad thing

Why would someone want to hack Germany's PPE supply chain? We're glad you masked

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WTF?

This is insane

A company making masks is not going to have data on a vaccine. I doubt very much that research companies have mask-making facilities, and I doubt even more that they would share vaccine data with anyone until they have something that works.

Tell me that hackers are targeting vaccine research centers, that is understandable, but mask makers ?

That's nuts.

Ooo, a mystery bit of script! Seems legit. Let's see what happens when we run it

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Re: There is a reason for test systems

There absolutely is. Except that there are companies that can't be arsed to have one. And I still have to go in and create functionality on the production server, because they need that functionality. So I go and code in production. Extra carefully.

Even then, I have had the odd phone call or abrupt face-to-face with a guy who asks me why did the mainframe do this supplementary job ? I answer "because I was told to put this file there".

Cue much anguish about how he needed to go and sort the mess out on his side. And now I have to continue coding without being able to actually test my code because if I do, I've just learned that another system will take that as a cue to go and do its thing, which nobody told me was going to happen.

You live and learn. That's life.

Smart fridges are cool, but after a few short years you could be stuck with a big frosty brick in the kitchen

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Re: Yep, this need legislation

Absolutely agree. If you want to sell me a smart fridge, you had better have in writing that you're going to support all of its functionalities until the fridge dies.

If I don't have that guarantee in writing, I'm not buying.

There's always a coronavirus angle these days: Honor intros new smartphone with built-in temperature sensor

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I'd rather like that function on my phone

Sometimes I wonder what the temperature is. I wouldn't mind being able to whip out the phone and find out.

Legal complaint lodged with UK data watchdog over claims coronavirus Test and Trace programme flouts GDPR

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Re: GDPR?

Indeed. By the time this thing is put into production, GDPR should not be a concern in the UK anymore.

Not for UK Gov failures, ahem, projects anyway.

Creeps give away money to harass recipients with abusive transaction descriptions on bank statements

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lglethal gave you the reason you require.

Namesco email 'scripting error' has last bastion of Demon Internet holdouts scratching their heads

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"an unfortunate manual oversight"

Ah, fat-fingered typing. It has happened to me as well, thankfully never in email.

No stone cast here.

Barmy ban on businesses, Brits based in Blighty bearing or buying .eu domains is back: Cut-off date is Jan 1, 2021

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Re: we can then do massive deals with australia, USA etc

Sorry, what exactly was keeping you from doing massive deals like that before ?

If I'm not mistaken, there already is volumes of commercial exchange between the UK and the USA and Australia as well. The Australian British Chamber of Commerce is touting its 110th birthday.

The EU was not keeping you from doing more.

No more installing Microsoft's Chromium-centered Edge by hand: Windows 10 will do it for you automatically

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Great. Now Borkzilla is going to claim millions of installs

It'll be funny to see how little Edge will be used now that Borkzilla is pissing it all over.

Still, this line sounds ominous to me : "The automated browser replacement routine will migrate Start menu pins, tiles, and shortcuts, as well as taskbar pins and shortcuts ".

How long before we notice that the automated replacement routine also "helpfully" replaces your default browser choice ?

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Because you're there to be milked. Their "service" is for advertisers, not for you. You just have the right to go through the rat maze of their UI to try and get something out of their pilfering of your life.

Anatomy of a business email scam: FBI dossier details how fraudster pocketed $500k+ by redirecting payments

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Not to mention those who have enough piles of cash to have one or more lawyers in their staff.

California emits fine-print of its GDPR-ish digital privacy law, complete with Google and Facebook-sized holes

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Unhappy

I am disappointed

I have followed this issue since being alerted in these hallowed pages that there were Californians able to Do The Right Thing and get their state to GDPR-like levels.

This is not that. And a new regulatory body is just a small nuisance to companies like Google and Facebook.

I was hoping for much better, but I guess you take what you get and carry on with a smile.

Smartphones, PCs, and now wearables... Coronavirus wrecks another corner of tech

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Stop

"a healthcare necessity"

Are you kidding me ?

If you wake yourself up in the middle of the night to check your ECG monitor and verify your oxygen levels, you're doing worse than someone who is getting a good night's sleep.

Medical attention should be regulated by a doctor who knows what he's doing, not by some company who feeds on the Munchhausen syndrome.

How many? 28 million fewer PCs and tablets to find a home in 2020

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Um, says who ?

Not just its VCS console that's MIA, Atari is a no-show in court, too: Reborn biz ignores hardware architect's lawsuit over unpaid wages

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Predicting the impact of an asteroid 2km above the Earth

I'm really sorry for the 12k people who have been conned out of their money, but it is more than obvious that they have been conned.

I do hope that the the scum who is the reason of this con will forever be remembered : Fred Chesnais. This guy is touted to be at the head of no less than FIVE companies.

I suggest that investors in those companies think twice before leaving their funds with such a lying loser.

$5bn+ sueball bounces into Google's court over claims it continues to track netizens in 'private browsing mode'

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Re: Feed the lawyers

Exactly. Another bunch of lawyers have found the trough to feed themselves.

I am thrilled.

Not.

The UK's favourite lockdown cheese is Big and Red but doesn't require a stinking great audit after consumption

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Re: American Cheese

Sure.

Doesn't mean it's not fun.

We spent billions building atom smashers – and now boffins think nature's doing the same thing for free?

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Re: Magic ratio

That is one massive pile of gluon.

'5G for Five Eyes!' US senator tells Parliamentarians the world would be better without Huawei

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Re: "criminal organisations"

Or Facebook, which has been used for pushing people to genocidal acts ?

And I believe that that qualifies as defamation as well. What cheek.

Indian app that deleted Chinese apps from Androids deleted from Play Store

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Remove China Apps

Well, at least it did what it says on the tin.

That's more than can be said for quite a lot of Play Store apps, I think.

Talk about a control plane... US Air Force says upcoming B-21 stealth bomber will use Kubernetes

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"the whole post could be misdirection"

I hope so. As you say, declaring that a top secret national security weapons platform has its flight software running in the Cloud is an open invitation for state actors to find it. I cannot believe they actually did that.

Either that or they have a local Kubernetes installation that is not connected to the Internet in any way. That might be possible.

Tor soups up onion sites with bountiful browser bump: No more tears trying to find the secure sites you want

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How do you know that ?

"paradoxically the most popular website for Tor users is Facebook "

How is it possible to make that affirmation when you don't know what Tor users are up to and Tor prevents metadata from being used ?

I just went through Tor's Overview page and it specifically states :

Using Tor protects you against a common form of Internet surveillance known as "traffic analysis." Traffic analysis can be used to infer who is talking to whom over a public network.

So you don't know who is talking to who. To me, that means you don't know if Facebook is the preferred web site for Tor users because you don't know what other websites they're using.

Also, using Tor to post your life on FaceBook. Now that's ironic.

Watchdog slams Pentagon for failing – for a third time – to migrate US military to IPv6

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I appreciate the fact that, apparently, the DoD is treating this migration just like morning exercise. Plan ? Just go out and run, numbskull. Oh, it's harder than it looks ? Maybe we should follow the recommendations ? Nah. Just put on another pair of shoes and it'll sort itself out, probably.

These "security concerns" of theirs, they do not prevent planning. There's no reason to not plan properly because of them. Lack of personnel trained in IPv6 ? So plan to train personnel. Email not compatible with IPv6 ? Plan to replace it, or upgrade it.

Planning is not doing, but if you don't want to plan, you won't be doing for sure.

And the DoD quite obviously does not want to plan. Probably because really doing so will put a lot of ugly figures on an official report, and the DoD doesn't want to show those figures.

You're 3 billion years too late to see Mars' impressive ring system. The next one will be along in 40 million years or so

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There is still water on Mars. Seems like most of it is trapped in the south polar ice cap, but more has been discovered under the surface in the Utopia Planitia region (wherever that is).

That said, when Mars lost most of its atmosphere and it dropped to the 1% density it has today, all surface water that wasn't frozen simply boiled off and was swept away by the Sun's wind. I have trouble finding a reference as to when that happened exactly.

Boffins step into the Li-ion's den with sodium-ion battery that's potentially as good as a lithium cousin

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Fake flu ?

There have been more than 370,000 deaths globally and you're talking about a fake flu ?

You work on Fox News or what ?

Microsoft's carefully crafted Surfaces are having trouble with its carefully crafted Windows 10 May 2020 Update

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FAIL

Totally unacceptable

This is a Borkzilla OS on a Borkzilla platform. Borkzilla knows damn well how Surfaces can be configured - they're not PCs with endless possible configurations.

And yet, Borkzilla still can't get its shit together.

I am so glad I am staying with Win7.

UK.gov dangles £100m for service slingers for back office 'transformation' that'll kill off bespoke systems

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"deals which could be worth up to £100m"

Is it me, or is the UK Gov making it rain money ?

And on IT projects, no less. Deals worth £100 million ? Don't worry, by the time the project is finished, it will have cost £500 million and still won't work properly.

And kill off bespoke systems ? Impossible. Everything government is a bespoke system.

Unless you want to replace everything with Excel. Which, actually, just might - no, no. Not gonna finish that phrase.

As the US maybe gets serious about coronavirus-tracking apps, Congress wakes up to the privacy risks

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Location data has no use for contact tracing

You have an app that reveals who was in contact with who. That is what doctors need to know. Where it happened has no medical use whatsoever.

Therefor, any contact tracing database that purports to include location data is just a PII grab and should be avoided.

Contact-tracer spoofing is already happening – and it's dangerously simple to do

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Jumping the gun a bit, aren't they ?

The UK contact tracing app has just been made available and scammers are already on the hunt ?

It's a bit quick I think, and a lot of those calls must logically end in "but I don't have the app on my phone yet, so how did I get into your database ?".

Of course, there still is the obvious issue of users not engaging brains when getting a phone call, so maybe it's okay for the scammers.

Fujitsu unveils new laptops 'optimized for remote work' – erm, isn't that what laptops have always been for?

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"laptops that can survive for nine hours on a single battery charge"

Doing what ? Typing memos ?

This kind of declaration is completely useless. If you're editing video on a laptop, there's no way it can last nine hours on battery. Even if you're just watching videos, I highly doubt it.

Mozilla cautions India's national open digital plan is 'open-washing'

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FAIL

Leap of logic there

"open source should be preferred, but not mandated [because it] will prevent the problem of vendor lock-in"

Preferred, but not mandated. Hmm. Sounds to me like private companies are going to be all over this with closed-source stuff and, now and again, drop in a little widget in open source just to say there is some.

Let's be honest : if you say open source is not mandated, you open the door to a lot of capital that want returns and the best way capital knows to get something is through closed source.

That's not how you prevent vendor lock-in.

Had a bad weekend? Probably, if you're a Sectigo customer, after root cert expires and online chaos ensues

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"OpenSSL was, and is, fundamentally shit at verifying 'real' certificates"

Wow. Looks like there aren't many SSL-capable programmers that want to tackle the problem.

A shame for an open spec.

UK.gov dangles £400k over makers of IoT Things: Go on, let's see how you'd make a security cert scheme

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They had a great idea, then shot it in the foot

"The Ministry of Fun* declared that it wants a multitude of "industry-led" assurance schemes rather than just one"

No. You let the industry create a certification scheme if you want, but you don't go and have many of them, otherwise the customer isn't going to know which one is good and which one isn't.

This is daft. You finally get around to mandating a security scheme, which is a bona fide Good Thing (TM), then you completely undermine the system by allowing many different schemes. That is only going to create confusion and give rise to miscreants that will take advantage of the system.

Bad government. No cookie.

Home Office waves a cool £1bn to outsource handling of British visa, citizenship applications

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"hand over [..] its operations to the private sector in deals that could be worth up to £1bn"

Wow. Government privatizing the handling of its border control. UK Gov has obviously not had enough examples of IT stuff going wrong, and can't help but set up a new line of funding for the same coterie of incapable sloths who are going to have a new trough to plunge in.

What can possibly go wrong ?

Thought GPT-2 was powerful? OpenAI teases GPT-3. Meanwhile, Microsoft dumps human journos for robots

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500GB of text

That's a lot of text.

But, with all these models and better and cheaper etc, where are the actual products that use them ?

Is it all done so that Siri can become actually useful ?

75 million smartphone sales up in smoke in Q1: Let's drill down into which brands took the most pain

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High-range phones are like high-range graphics cards

Not everyone needs one, and certainly not everyone who buys one needs one. Some people buy highly priced kit simply to show off that they can.

The fad for highly priced phones is going to wane not because of current economics, but because the new model brings next to nothing new compared to the previous model. 5G support is the only real addition of value, and you're still likely to not have a 5G network available until next year, aka next year's new model which will also, obviously, support 5G. So a reasonable buyer is going to hold on to his current model and splash for a new, 5G-enabled model when he'll actually have the chance to use it.

Microsoft and VMware end ancient grudge with new VM privilege workaround

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In the end, isn't that better for security ?

The Workstation VM manager now runs at user level, and VMware no longer has "direct access to the CPU".

Shouldn't that mean that, in case a VM sandbox is breached by malware, that malware will have less opportunity to muck things up ?

Seems like a good thing to me.

80-characters-per-line limits should be terminal, says Linux kernel chief Linus Torvalds

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Agreed, but then upping the limit to 100 is just bonkers. Why should there be a limit anyway ? Just line-wrap when you get to the edge of the screen. If you type over five lines, who cares ?

Of course, that does imply that the command line utility needs a rather drastic upgrade, but that would really be putting his code where his mouth is.

Bite me? It's 'byte', and that acronym is Binary Interface Transfer Code Handler

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Ah, but the English are masters in writing a lot more letters than that which they pronounce.

As in Worcestershire, which is pronounced Worstershire if I'm not mistaken.

Nokia's reboot of the 5310 is a blissfully dumb phone that will lug some mp3s about just fine

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EDGE. Oh yeah, that's when you spend all day on the edge of getting a connection.

High-level musical chairs continue at SAP as yet another senior exec departs

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"Todd's track record of accelerating enterprise growth"

I'm sorry, he's a beancounter. The only thing beancounters do is restrict budgets. I fail to see how that accelerates anything.

Were he top salesdroid, then yes, he could definitely accelerate growth by closing six-figure deals.

Beancounters don't close deals, they just record them. Then they cook the figures so that the salesdroid doesn't get the bonus he thought he was entitled to.

Western Digital shingled out in lawsuit for sneaking RAID-unfriendly tech into drives for RAID arrays

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Re: Silly way to drive customers away

Which rival ?

Did you read this : "In the wake of the issues, Seagate and Toshiba also confirmed some undocumented use of shingled magnetic recording in some of their drives." ?

They're all doing it.

Remember when Republicans said Dems hacked voting systems to rig Georgia's election? There were no hacks

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Re: Just one nose-picking minute

A very good remark. If a standard (i.e. poor) citizen were to try and pull that off, that's no doubt what he would get, but for some reason, politicians can lie their asses off without any consequence whatsoever.

Even if the consequence of their lies is a lengthy investigation that costs plenty of money.

I think it would be good to reinstate corporal punishment for lying politicians that throw gratuitous accusations. If you can't prove what you alleged, and the investigation proves that you were wrong, you get twenty lashes.

I would pay to watch that.

AR flop Magic Leap's 'pivot' spins CEO right off his throne

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Re: Golden cushion

You may be right, but I'll always have problem with admiring a con artist.

He may have raised $2.6 billion (not 6.2), but he did it by lying continually and deliberately, and posting videos that were fake and not representative of the true abilities of the product.

As for “the ability for businesses to operate across vast distances and connect with their customers in ways that mimic physical interactions ”, if MagicLeap does ever manage to pull that off, it will rake the money in by the tanker load because the porn industry is going to be all over it.

Guess who came thiiis close to signing off a €102k annual budget? Austria. Someone omitted 'figures in millions'

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They came this close . .

to defining a law to enable them to change a budget after having voted it.

Come now, this was a clerical error and, had they voted the thing as is, they would have just voted a change. It makes for a great article, but honestly it would not have condemned an entire government to a budget of a Mercedes or two.

This'll make you feel old: Uni compsci favourite Pascal hits the big five-oh this year

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Re: I remember it in the early 90s

Turbo Pascal is what I cut my object-oriented teeth on. I had self-taught myself BASICA (like everybody else, back then) and it was clunky but okay, but programming in Turbo Pascal just . . felt right. Like it was what real programmers do.

Then I went to uni and got smacked across the head with Assembler, C++ and Lexx & Yakk. That put some sense into me.

But I think I'll always prefer Turbo Pascal.