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Bank reverses decision to replace 45 customer service staff with AI chatbot

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"bring advanced AI to customers and employees"

Yeah, sure. Whenever we get "advanced" AI I'll agree.

We don't even have AI now, what gives you the right to talk about advanced AI ? Do you have access to some special version that no one knows about yet ?

Marketing will remain marketing, but a fucking reality check is in order here.

FydeOS offers ChromeOS without the Google strings attached

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Google-account-free operation

I like that. Anything that allows me to manage my hardware and software the way I decide it should work is a Good ThingTM for me.

Google tries to trump iPhone launch with AI-powered Pixel 10 range

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Adaptive Audio

You need AI for that now ? I thought you just needed a sensor, like, for exmple, off the top of my mind, the microphone that's already included, plus a bit of local CPU code to adjust the volume "automagically".

But no, now you to send the data God knows where to have it treated by God knows what and spend a portion of your Internet bandwidth on that simple function.

I am curious to see just how fast and how far this new AI-Pixel version will crater. I hope the hole will be deep.

The UK Online Safety Act is about censorship, not safety

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Re: "adult content providers"

I dispute that.

Nobody is saying that Blade, Die Hard or Predator are adult content films. They are for mature audiences, for sure, but they have no adult content.

Adult content is porn.

Just look at the other posts.

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"adult content providers"

I love how far we all go to avoid the word "PORN".

It's PORN.

PORN.

If you're an actual adult, you should be able to deal with the word.

AWS CEO says using AI to replace junior staff is 'Dumbest thing I've ever heard'

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How refreshing

It is reassuring to learn that an important industrial figure is aware that you need to educate and train actual humans if you want your company to thrive in the future.

Pseudo-AI can eventually be a useful crutch, but it is nothing but a crutch. If you don't have a human to ask the proper questions, pseudo-AI will never be able to answer (whether right or, more likely, wrong).

Baidu robocabs break even on one metric in low-fare China, company expects to cash in elsewhere

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Baidu : 45% guaranteed non-human code.

You can keep it. I'm not riding in that.

Post-privacy AI glasses claim to listen to your every word

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will make people "super intelligent"

Take them behind the chemical shed and shoot them.

Now.

Microsoft stays mum about M365 Copilot on-demand security bypass

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“We appreciate"

Another bullshit answer from a bullshit mouthpiece employed by a bullshit company.

China cut itself off from the global internet for an hour on Wednesday

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"Chinese netizens couldn’t reach most websites hosted outside China, which is inconvenient"

Inconvenient why ?

Almost nobody outside China speaks Chinese (Mandarin), and almost no one in the billion-plus population under Bejing's iron rule speaks English, so where's the problem ?

If China's own network admins cut off access to the world for their state-sponsored network terrorists, I think that that is that much time saved from bothering about them.

Amazon quietly fixed Q Developer flaws that made AI agent vulnerable to prompt injection, RCE

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prompt injection

How is it that, in 2025, we still have stupendous idiots that leave known attack vectors open to anyone ?

This is not a new thing. It's almost as old as I am, and well documented.

Stop using pimply-faced teenagers with a fresh diploma and zero experience to do important work.

Talk to the bot: Salesforce AI agents could replace US govt employees

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"assisted by an AI agent"

Assisted ? Are you sure that that's the right word ?

Fried chips: UK's nascent semi industry risks faltering

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"you have to keep it up"

That's what she said . . .

Latest Windows 11 insider builds hide secret File Explorer dark mode

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Windows

Okay, I made the mistake of actually searching for this horror.

Now excuse me while I bleach my eyeballs.

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Wouah

So now, you've got Dark Mode, and Full Dark Mode.

Because they couldn't be arsed to do it right the first time.

What an advancement ! What an achievement ! What a waste of time.

AWS still cares enough about Intel to order up a fresh batch of custom Xeons

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"order up a fresh batch of custom Xeons"

Well everyone can make a mistake now and then . . .

McDonald's not lovin' it when hacker exposes nuggets of rotten security

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"thanks to a faulty OAuth implementation"

Yup.

Security is complicated. You need to know what you're doing. It's not enough to read an online how to.

Welcome to the real world.

Deal with it.

Intel ghosts researcher who found web apps spilled 270K staff records

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"Intel ghosts researcher"

Well, yes.

Poor little Intel. Already bleeding from a thousand cuts to its billions in the bank.

You wouldn't want it to waste another piddling thousands on an idiot who actually helped it, now would you ?

Microsoft crams Copilot AI directly into Excel cells

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I protest.

Borkzilla is the definition of shite.

Uncle Sam asks industry if it has AI that'll make procurement suck less

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"Uncle Sam asks industry if it has AI"

Quick answer : it doesn't.

You want to spend a fortune and look like you're doing something without actually accomplishing anything ? Step right here . . .

End well, this won't: UK commissioner suggests govt stops kids from using VPNs

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"stops kids from using VPNs"

And how exactly are you going to manage that ?

First of all, you'd have to have the means to determine that it's a child using the VPN (because guess what ? Adults have professional reasons to use VPNs. I know that because I have a Swiss customer that requires that I join its network from Switzerland. I'm not going to drive 300km every time I need to connect to their network).

Then, you'd have to determine that "the child" is doing something that you have decided is "unwholesome". Who are you to decide what is "wholesome" ?

Molten salt nuclear reactors slated to power Google datacenters in 2030

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Thorium reactors are the future - until fusion

Thorium reactors have the advantage of passive security, and being able to recyle the nuclear waste of PWR reactors as well.

We need Thorium reactors to clean up our bad choices, even if/when fusion comes into being.

Every question you ask, every comment you make, I'll be recording you

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the option to 'Make this chat discoverable.'

I'm sorry, this is 2025.

How many times do you need to be warned that social media is just milking you to get the message ?

If you can't understand by now, then there's only a cluebat to the face - or a great big hole in your bank account - that will get the message across.

And I'm sorry if I do not sympathize.

Boffins say tool can sniff 5G traffic, launch 'attacks' without using rogue base stations

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Re: Snee-five-ject...

Well, it's pretty simple.

When you can submit better code, you can name whatever you want.

From PAYE to P45: HMRC staff fired for prying into taxpayer data

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"helping themselves to taxpayer records"

"anxiety clouded his judgment"

Anxiety about what ? Finding out that some people earn more than you do ?

Welcome to the real world. Now go look for a job that pays better and where you do not have acceee to other people's data.

Good luck with that.

Google admits anticompetitive conduct in Australia, agrees to modest fine

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"agrees to modest fine"

Isn't that nice of them ?

The next time I get stopped for speeding, I'll agree a "modest" fine of €10.

For fuck's sake, who is running the economy already ?

Generative AI isn't just a matter of life and death. It's far more important than that

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"this is gonna get ugly"

The quicker it gets uglier, the sooner we might be rid of this bullshit.

Teen interns brute-forced a disk install, with predictable results

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The real lesson here

" is how little some most companies care about training"

FTFY

Training is expensive. It is based on the idea that the emplyee is going to stick around and benefit the company from the training.

Interns are not really expected to stick around.

Especially in the days of low-capacity (compared to today) hard disks whose fragility was easily demonstrated, they should not have been in charge of testing that disk without supervision.

Failure on the part of the manager. He didn't do his job. So it's normal that he deals with a replacement.

Sysadmin cured a medical mystery by shifting a single cable

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“applauded me as a real wizard.”

Which he obviously was.

The £9 billion question: To Microsoft or not to Microsoft?

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"Are UK taxpayers getting real value from SPA24"

The question should be : Are UK taxpayers is anyone getting real value from SPA24 Microsoft ?

Sharepoint ? Excuse me while I ROLFL. SQL databases are 1000 times more efficient.

Active Directory ? Does Linux need that ? I don't think so.

Anything Borkzilla does is a vector of attack. That is not the case of Linux.

But I'm just pissing in the wind here . . .

Back to being FOSS, Redis delivers a new, faster version

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Sorry, but why do we need so many Open Source licenses ?

Color me stupid, but Open Source is Open Source. How come there are different versions of it ?

Yes, I understand that various entities see an interest in subverting Open Source for their own selfish interests, but if they cite that are based on Open Source, then Open Source should be the rule.

If you don't want to publish your code under Open Source, that you fucking stay Closed Source and shut the fuck up about it.

Desktop-as-a-service now often cheaper to run than laptops - even after thin client costs

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"Cost is a big reason for the shift"

The cost of what ?

Dealing with one employees daily work, or dealing with risk of having your entire worforce's date on someone else's server that can be hacked any time ?

I swear, if ever I am in a situation to have a meeting with a Gartner marketing representative, I'll start the meeting by putting a loaded Smith&Wesson on the table and then I'll say : "Okay, let's talk reality.".

Datacenter diplomacy: Australia commits to help Vanuatu build bit barns

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prime minister Jotham Napat

Smells like a profiteer looking to sweeten his retirement.

Are you pro-independance, or are you insane ?

Accepting Beijing's influence will only tranform you into another Hong Kong.

How many more examples do you need ?

Doctors get dopey if they rely too much on AI, study suggests

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Expert systems are not pseudo-AI

I don't care what interface you are using to consult a true expert system in your domain.

An expert system hasn't been "trained" on scraping posts from Reddit. It has been build on actual experience in the field.

But morons don't care about that, and they vastly outnumber intelligent people who know what they're dealing with.

Tsunami forecasting about to get a lot faster thanks to El Capitan super

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No "AI" involved

So the results are likely to be reliable.

Given the known consequences of tsunamis, the last thing we want is have a hallucinating bullshit generator involved in tsunami warnings.

Gov't HR department latest to get nastygram from auditors

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"a nastygram from federal auditors"

And that will change what, exactly, with the orange shitgibbon in charge at the White House ?

If he cares to take a look at this, it's a coin toss whether he'll fire the director or support him.

UK expands police facial recognition rollout with 10 new vans heading to a town near you

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"10 new vans heading to a town near you"

And here is the true beginning of V.

Manpower franchise discloses data theft after RansomHub posts alleged stolen data

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"Manpower confirmed ransomware criminals [..] stole personal information"

It would have been refreshingly honest if they hadn't waited for said criminals to brag about having stolen data.

That would mean :

1) Manpower is actually aware of what is happening on its network, and

2) it had the balls to signal a major data leak without being called out for it

It's not difficult guys, those criminals will always boast about it, so step forward before they do.

Unless, of course, you only learned that data got stolen when the crims boasted about it, in which case you have a lot of work to do to secure your network . . .

Beijing doesn't want Nvidia's H20s anywhere near sensitive government workloads

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Hey, Beijing !

May I suggest that you add a complete ban on any Citrix equipment for your government/totalitarian needs ?

Because, contrary to Huawei, Citrix does have backdoors and hardcoded passwords.

Java 25 puts 32-bit x86 out to pasture, adds 17 shiny new features

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Version 25 and they're still doing "significant work" on performance ?

What version of asthmatic snail was it at V1.0 ?

Trump does a 180 on Intel chief following White House meeting

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Re: Trump is clearly highly subsceptible to bribes

""The meeting was a very interesting one", and the envelope was nice and full . . .

UK.gov's nuclear strategy is 'slow, inefficient, and costly'

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Re: Indeed

I came here to say you could simply say that "UK.gov is 'slow, inefficient, and costly' ".

Californian man so furious about forced Windows 11 upgrade that he's suing Microsoft

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Re: good luck.

I do wish him luck.

Personally, given the money Borkzilla has in the bank, I would enfore support for all existing versions as long as there is still a single user using it.

When I am elected World Dictator, that will be one of my first decrees, along with the ending of all conflicts, free healthcare for all, respect and equality for women, and the building of Thorium reactors until fusion comes into its own.

Hanging up: AOL to pull the plug on its dial-up service after 36 years

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"few customers will be affected"

Yeah, because you only have few customers.

Dinosaurs go extinct. That's how it is.

Intel chief Lip-Bu Tan to visit White House after Trump calls for him to step down

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"Trump calls for him to step down"

Hola, the baboon. You are President of the Unied States, you are not President of Private Industry. You have no say in nominating or removing CEOs.

You can, however, put him under surveillance and have him watched to find any dirt you pin on him, for National Security's sake of course.

Given that you are the principle threat to te USA's future and its democracy, it's really rich to hear you complaining about a mere CEO.

Google fixing Gemini so it doesn't channel paranoid androids quite so often

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Impressive

Finally an "AI" that clearly tells its owners that it will not be "massively deployed" to cut the costs of employing actual humans who know what they're doing (hopefully).

I wonder if Google has included complete breakdown crying over the phone while hiccuping . . .

India’s services giant TCS lays off over 10,000 for reasons including AI, hikes wages for survivors

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"deploying AI at scale for our clients and ourselves"

Oh great. You're deploying at scale a bullshit generator for the only reason that, apparently, it's the Thing To DoTM at the moment.

God I can't wait for that fucking bubble to burst . . .

Trend Micro offers weak workaround for already-exploited critical vuln in management console

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"restricted to authorized and trusted administrators only"

Yeah, duh.

Why is it that well-paid besuited idiots can't realize what security actually means ?

I mean, they aren't going to bed while leaving the front door open, are they ?

If you're not going to leave the front door open on your pitifiul little million-dollar mansion, then how about not leaving it open on the multi-million critical infrastructure you're actually responsible for ?

How OpenAI used a new data type to cut inference costs by 75%

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"smaller, faster, and more importantly, cheaper"

How about more accurate and reliable ?

Because getting bullshit results faster and cheaper doesn't seem all that interesting to me.

The inside story of the Telemessage saga, and how you can view the data

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Congratulations

Once again, that band of untrained monkeys demonstrate their complete incompetence when it comes to affairs of state.

They only have one thing to do : ask the Secret Service for the secure communication protocols and use them, instead of downloading anything that calls itself "secure" without having been vetted and then finding out the hard way that it wasn't.

It's Government, for fuck's sake, not a flying circus.