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UK's Cheshire Police tenders for whole new ERP system after Oracle Fusion went live with 'significant deficiency'

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WTF?

"after a troubled launch of Oracle Fusion"

What is it with all these major vendors that botch project after project ? It's at least the third time this year.

I cannot believe that there are so many incompetent project managers getting these high-profile projects. When you have a multi-million dollar (or pound/euro/whatever) project you put someone of experience in charge. The programmers don't necessarily need to be the best, but the project manager does.

Yes, there are clients that don't know what they want, or have internal politics that are murkier than a toilet after beer and tacos night, but that does not explain all these high-level failures coming from companies that have the experience to do better.

UK govt advert encouraging re-skilling for cyber jobs implodes spectacularly

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A gerbil can replace Donald Trump.

And the world would be a better place.

UK taxman waves through £168.8m Fujitsu contract because no one else can hold up 30-year-old infrastructure

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"awarded Fujitsu a £168.8m contract without competition"

Thank God there are procedures and such to ensure that the Government gets the best deals possible, right ?

Oh, I'm sorry, the Government has decided to bypass the procedures ? How lovely. Just you try bypassing paying your taxes. You'll find the procedures are firmly in place and well respected, I'm sure.

As usual, one rule for them, one rule for us.

German-speaking SAP user survey sees S4/HANA upgrade projects either sink or swim as coronavirus cuts into revenue

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Well, a bright future for SAP then

It would seem that all of the historical failures are unimportant. Massive ERP's are the future, and SAP is the most massive, so buying SAP never got anybody fired, right ?

Pakistan bans TikTok because of its users not its owners

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"the service’s slew of salaciousness"

Where ?

I just spent ten minutes looking at TikTok video and the only thing I saw was a bunch of idiots doing stupid, uninteresting things.

The kind of things you should keep for the privacy of your friends in your room, or backyard.

Either that, or a high-virtue signalling somebody who thinks TikTok is the right platform to preach about something (I don't know what the bejeesus they were talking about, I had cut the speakers).

As far as salaciousness was concerned, a complete waste of time.

As China trials its Digital Yuan with a giveaway, seven big central banks outline response

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"a viable digital fiat currency"

We already have that. It's called a credit card.

I fail to see the interest in having a national funny coin. The single good side that it might have is denting the prolific activity of criminals and incompetents in so-called "exchanges", where the only thing that is really going on is the ticking of the time bomb that is counting away the seconds until data is stolen, coins are lost or somebody makes a getaway with the money.

If that sort of activity can be curbed, then so be it, but don't tell me that my fiat currency I use almost every day is not almost completely virtual.

Hell, there are enough people complaining that the entire banking and financial world is based on a sham. All those who want to reintroduce gold-based monetary values, for starters.

Microsoft tells staff work-from-home is now ‘standard’ – with caveats galore

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Mushroom

That's funny, I always thought that my salary was what I get for doing my job, not for driving to work.

My salary is for 8 hours a day regardless of where I'm working or how I get there.

You want to pay me following my cost of living ? Fine. I'll be dining at the restaurant noon and evening then, with Champaign and caviar at every meal.

Adjust my salary on that.

Excel is for amateurs. To properly screw things up, those same amateurs need a copy of Access

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"Ever been faced with an over enthusiastic manager with [..] not quite enough, IT skill?"

All the damn time.

If you don't know how to write the code, don't tell me what I'm supposed to put in it. I don't care about your little pet, I just want to get the job done right.

From the Department of WCGW: An app-controlled polycarbonate lock with no manual override/physical key

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Cellmate

I thought the whole thing was a joke - then I followed the link.

Dear. God.

They actually made a todger tackle. And made it to be unlockable by an app. Meaning connected to the Internet, no less. There might be a bit of fun to be had there, for a bored blackhat tired of blackmailing companies and hospitals with ransomware.

Funny, I guess nobody is going to go all high and virtuous about the use of the word 'slave' on that page.

Facebook's anti-trademark bot torpedoes .org website that just so happened to criticize Zuck's sucky ethics board

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The solution to this issue is simple

Instead of using a host that is susceptible to blocking, parking or outright shutting down their site, they should just host it themselves.

That way, they might receive a takedown notice, but they can ignore it until some human comes and starts shrieking at them that they've gotten dozens of takedown notices and they'll be sued if they don't take it down, at which point they can answer : "See you in court". At that point, somebody with a brain is going to have to start analyzing the actual website to build his case for the judge, at which point he's going to have to realize that they don't have a case.

And that's when they go away quietly, while the site stays up.

Of course, to host a site oneself, one must pay a bit of money and do a bit more work than just designing some web pages, but hey, if you're intent on getting the word out, then it should be worth it.

EFF off: Privacy Badger disables by default anti-tracking safeguard that can be abused to track you online

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Privacy Badger, local learning

A nice try, I guess, but NoScript stops trackers dead.

Britain should have binned Huawei 5G kit years ago to cuddle up with Trump, says Parliamentary committee

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Well done, Cotton

Way to openly declare that UK Government is ready and willing to bend over and take it every time Washington gets the urge.

Oh, and if you're worried about "overseas technology", well guess what ? The USA is overseas from you too.

You cannot hype an unproven, undocumented issue from country A when you are promoting dealing with country B instead, which has been proven and widely documented to do the exact same thing you are shrieking country A might do.

This whole thing is bullshit and is starting to seriously annoy me.

Tableau continues to pursue monogamish marriage a year after Salesforce nuptials

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What ?

"We'll go deeper with Salesforce because we're all now one team, and we have no access to Salesforce technologies that we didn't have before."

That sentence doesn't make sense. If you have the same access to Salesforce tech than before, you could have gone deeper before.

You're basically saying on the one hand you're now on the same team and on the other, it doesn't make a difference.

That makes no sense.

ICANN begs Europe: Please fill in the blanks on this half-assed GDPR-compliant Whois we came up with

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ICANN can sort it out quite quickly

Just ask the German registrar that sent it packing what it is doing and copy that.

I'm sure the registrar would be happy to help - for a small fee. Say, $9 million ?

Mine's the one with a copy of the GDPR in the pocket.

Chef leaves a bad taste: Staff cut in 'horrid, bleak' week after Progress swallows DevOps darling for $220m

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"watch our actions"

We are. We see that you boast about how Chef's business is going to continue to grow, and yet you're getting rid of the very people that made Chef interesting to you in the first place.

We'll be very interested in seeing your results, even if we can already guess how things are going to go.

DigitalOcean decides to head rivals off at the PaaS, floats App Platform to deploy, run code without juggling servers

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WTF?

"try its hand at a PaaS offering"

Okay. We have seen Azure fall over, we have suffered AWS fall down, and Google Cloud occasionally skips a work day as well. Given that these three are the behemoths of the industry, backed by companies that have tens of billions on their account, what makes you think that DigitalOcean has a snowball's chance in Hell of giving you a platform that is in any reliable ?

If you really want to go Cloud, given how much trouble the top tier has, I think it would be suicide to go with a runner-up.

Wisepay 'outage' is actually the school meal payments biz trying to stop an intruder from stealing customer card details

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FAIL

"a URL manipulation attempt"

. . . is only a danger if you coded your URLs stupidly enough that they can be manipulated.

Alternate payment methods ? After reading of your incompetence I will surely look for that.

A decades-old lesson on not inserting Excel where it doesn't belong

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I've actually lived through something like that. I was called in to develop a data export from a production database to a system on another platform. I was all ready to go via CSV, but I was specifically told that the export should be in an Excel file.

This was when Office 2010 was already out, so I didn't have much chance of hitting the million row limit.

So I did the job as per spec, created the code that grabbed the data, opened a new Excel sheet and plonked it in, row by row, then saved and closed Excel, grabbed the file and FTP'd it to wherever it had to go.

A few years later I got a call from that same customer. They remembered that I had done the job and now it wasn't working anymore, could I come in and fix the problem ? Sure.

So I went and checked the code. Nothing had changed in my code, so I asked to be able to run a test. With permission I ran the code in debug mode and, lo and behold, when Excel was asked to open a spreadsheet the code halted, there was no spreadsheet to be had.

After explaining the problem, a server admin used his access to check the server in question and reported that Office was no longer installed on the server. Long story short, it turns out that the beancounters were checking lists of Office licenses against users and, since that license didn't have a person associated to it, they cut the license. Apparently it would be useless trying to explain that that license was a business requirement. It was internal procedure that every Office license had to correspond to an actual, breathing human being.

Solution ? Could you please modify the code to use the CSV format ? Sure. That way the recipient will just have to bung it into Excel on his license. Problem solved.

Another day at the coalface.

President Trump to slap fresh restrictions on H-1B work visas, refuses to hear public comment on changes

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Big Brother

"economic security is homeland security"

So, um, does that mean that economic insecurity is . . war ? How does that work ?

I am absolutely not surprised that Homeland Security is spreading its wings once more ; the USA is well on its way to becoming a dictatorship, especially if it continues on its current path. Trump has his cronies in all the right positions, so obviously people are doing his bidding without even blinking, much less thinking.

But declaring that the economy is under Homeland Security purview ? What tools do you have when it goes wrong ? You can't magically make a law that sets the economy right.

This is just another excuse to expand the Big Brother state that the USA has become.

Big Tech to face its Ma Bell moment? US House Dems demand break-up of 'monopolists' Apple, Amazon, Facebook, Google

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Facepalm

“the decline of trustworthy sources of news"

That's rich coming from a country that allows Fox News to broadcast.

UK, French, Belgian blanket spying systems ruled illegal by Europe’s top court

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Go

Can I say it now ?

The EU is now the beacon of freedom and justice for all. The USA has lost the crown and is descending into madness. It will probably recover, in time.

Meanwhile, it's in the EU that freedom is guaranteed the best. Justice a bit less maybe, but we're getting there.

Massive news, literally: Three super-boffins awarded Nobel Prize in physics for their black-hole breakthroughs

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Congratulations to all !

I am thrilled to see that Professor Gehz is getting recognition for her work. I have been following (from afar) her lectures and her study of our own supermassive black hole and as soon as I started reading the first paragraph of this article I started wondering if her name would show up.

It did, and I am very happy for her.

And for the two others of course, but a bit more for her.

Nominet refuses to consider complaint about its own behaviour, claims CEO didn’t mean what he said on camera

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Unhappy

Re: At what point do you pull the plug?

If you compare with ICANN, you don't pull the plug and you don't arrest anyone.

Very disheartening.

Yorkshire authority seeks £3m 'modern, cloud-based, future-proof ERP solution' in as few products as possible

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A mere 3 million ?

Sorry mate, you're going to need to add a few zeros to that if you want an all-in-one solution.

And you're going to have to wait a few years before you get the full package.

Then you're going to have to ask for fixes and updates for a decade or so, which will inevitably up the costs by at least 80%.

Good luck on your cloud project, though. You'll need it.

Cisco ordered to cough up $2bn – yes, two billion dollars – plus royalties after ripping off biz's cybersecurity patents

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“mitigated by the professional performance of its trial counsel.”

No. It's not because the lawyers smile nicely that you should scale back on the damages.

They're paid to be the best they can, and in this case, paid by thieves. The judge should have hit them with all barrels.

Insurance firm Ardonagh Group disabled 200 admin accounts as ransomware infection took hold

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My thought exactly. There are at least 195 accounts too many that have that level of access.

They should start by pruning that.

Unless, of course, that level of access is not controlled by web firewalls and therefor upper management can continue surfing - uh - specific productivity websites, yeah, that's it.

Pack your bags! Astroboffins spot 24 'superhabitable' exoplanets better than Earth at supporting complex life

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A larger planet means more gravity

Which, in turn, will have an impact on the maximum height of any multicellular organism out there.

I'm no boffin myself, but I have read many articles on how King Kong could not possibly exist because the mass ratio to bone thickness would mean his skeleton couldn't possibly keep him standing, and other articles to that effect.

So, I'm all for superhabitable and I get that it means there may be life there, not that we can live there, but a larger planet means smaller creatures. At 1.25 times the mass of Earth, any dinosaur out there would not be as tall as the Brontosaurus, I'd guess.

Windows 10 to let you know that your SSD is dying rather than throwing out a BSOD when it's already too late

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"Raise your hand if you're still using Skype"

It's still installed because I have customers that still use it.

I haven't been required to launch it for over a year though, because the COVID confinement made them acquire and install other tools for VPN access and so forth, so I don't know how long it will stay in my application list.

What is it about McDonald's, cultural black holes, and not being able to make tech work?

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Trollface

Re: expand the pool of unemployed but above-average workers

So, I take it you're ready and willing to go work at Micky D ?

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Coat

You might want to check out a better bar.

Institute of Directors survey says most bosses expect no mass return to the office if COVID-19 crisis ever ends

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"directors must make sure they are going out of their way to support employees' mental wellbeing"

Tell that to IBM.

Fujitsu gets ready to eat its own dogfood as company-wide digital transformation project kicks off

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Trollface

Look at the bright side

At least Capita is not in charge, so Fujitsu just might have a chance.

Microsoft says bug, sorry, 'a latent defect' in Safe Deployment Process system downed Azure Active Directory

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Angel

Microsoft and its rings

Everything has rings at Borkzilla. They have been well thought-out and cleverly implemented, with iron-clad protocols and processes to respect, and yet they regularly blow up and spew stuff over every ring at the same time.

Windows Update had the same problem no too long ago, remember ? It was the Fast Ring update that spewed over every other ring and borked a whole slew of PCs.

It's a very good idea, really. Except it's Borkzilla, so Murphy's Law stands proud.

Icon for the ring, obviously.

First analysts, now YouTubers put you on blast. Do you A) take it on the chin or B) up fire up the DMCA-o-tron?

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FAIL

Sounds so fair, doesn't it ?

"Users must fill out a copyright removal request form, and when doing so we remind them to consider exceptions to copyright law. Anyone who believes their reuse of a video or segment is protected by fair use can file a counter-notice.

Oh, you remind them to consider exceptions to copyright law, but then you go and file a strike against the YouTuber anyway. So, in practice, you do bugger all to keep things fair because even if the YouTuber disputes the strike, that won't keep you from piling them on and, after three, he's down for the count.

Stop trying to make it look like you're being fair, YouTube, because you are clearly not.

Fair would be a DCMA claim is made, the target is notified, the target then chooses to file a counter claim or not. If not, then the strike is counted. If a counter-claim is filed, then YouTube (not a judge) analyzes the video and determines whether the copyright holder is justified in his claim. YouTube then notifies both parties of its decision, and if there still remains a dispute, everybody goes to court.

THAT would be fair.

Big IQ play from IT outsourcer: Can't create batch files if you can't save files. Of any kind

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Not a true Who Me

He just reported the problem. He's not the one who bungled the fix.

Unis turn to webcam-watching AI to invigilate students taking exams. Of course, it struggles with people of color

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"racist technology"

It's not the tech that is racist, it's the idiots who built it who utterly failed to take into account that white people aren't the only people on the planet.

Given how long it's been since we've been reading about these issues, I find it utterly incomprehensible that the problem still exists. Hello ? Train your damn "AI" with pictures of brown people. Can't be that hard, now can it ?

Adventures in SQL Server 2019: Microsoft updates the update that broke the update

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Windows

"We recommend that you test [..] before deploying to production environments."

Don't worry, Borkzilla. Anyone with a modicum of experience in your updates knows that you have to wait for the reports from the first raft of users live beta testers to give it a whirl before deciding to implement an update.

There ain't no problem that can't be solved with the help of American horsepower – even yanking on a coax cable

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Middle English ?

Soudure is French. And when did they do soldering in the Middle Ages ?

Talk about working smarter: NASA scientists searching for craters on Mars train AI software to do the job for them

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You certainly have a point, I do not deny that, but I feel the frustration of the OP.

I am also continuously frustrated with the unending abuse of a term that was created to mean something specific - a mind living in silicon - and not a mere statistical analysis machine.

I'm glad we have something to do a tedious job more quickly, that's great for Science, I suppose, but it is not AI and it never will be.

GitHub users speak their brains on Microsoft's open-source efforts: ASP.NET shines, but WPF is 'a disaster'

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"internally the WPF team was not sufficiently staffed"

Right, that means that there is one guy swamped in work, but he was only given a laptop, he has no server to test on and his office is on the other side of the building from the toilets and the coffee machine.

On top of that, there are daily 90-minute meetings to discuss progress.

Yup, things are going swimmingly.

Microsoft Exchange 2010 support ends in a matter of days and there are 139,000 internet-facing servers still up

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Vnext - and so it starts

Borkzilla is finally gearing up to get everyone on board with a subscription. And with the perfect excuse : no more out-of-date mail servers !

Ain't life grand ? There are going to be some fat bonuses when Vnext comes out, and it'll be every year, too.

I am starting to think about getting some Borkzilla shares. It looks like they won't be going down any time soon.

Russia and China's 'digital authoritarianism' means we need to better arm our cyber troops, warns top UK general

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"If the United States truly wants to get serious about restricting the global spread of authoritarian technology ..."

I'm sorry, where on Earth did you get that idea ?

In case you haven't noticed, the USA is getting more authoritarian by the day. The only thing the US Government wants to restrict is people's privacy, and also it wants to be the only country to invade that.

US govt wins right to snaffle Edward Snowden's $5m+ book royalties, speech fees – and all future related earnings

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"deciding Snowden broke his non-disclosure agreements"

Well duh, that's pretty much the definition of whistleblower right there.

The fact that the US government is incapable of granting Snowden his whistleblower rights by law is a strong indication of just how little the NSA or the CIA care about law.

And after that you expect the NSA to stop its surveillance just because some judge decided it was illegal ?

Pah.

Microsoft lends Windows on Arm a hand with emulation layer to finally run 64-bit x86 apps at last

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Re: Linux is a joke

Linux is what makes the Internet work.

Linux is what makes Azure work.

I'm pretty sure AWS is not using Windows to work.

For fuck's sake, even Microsoft is not using Windows to run Azure. Hello ?

Hint : a successful troll is posting something that is at least remotely plausible.

Ocado shakes hands with Oracle on cloud ERP system to help it ply online grocer tech in overseas markets

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Gimp

"a scalable and flexible business platform"

From what I've read, the only thing that is scalable and flexible is Oracle's licensing terms.

But they'll find that out the hard way, I guess.

O2 cuts ribbon on UK's first commercial driverless car lab where it'll blend satellite and 5G signal to stay on the road

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"You can't run everything in the cloud."

Amen to that.

Given that a car is typically a hulking beast of metal and plastic that has no problem killing pedestrians or cyclists at a speed of several meters per second, I would expect a driverless car to be able to react to an obstacle in less than a millisecond and not depend on sending a data packet to some remote server somewhere and wait for the latency, the processing time and the latency of the response before getting the message "BREAAAAAKKK !".

Driverless has to mean better-than-human-reflexes. Having a central computer and depending on network coverage pretty much scuppers that from the start in my opinion.

Key-cutting machine borked sideways after visit from the BSOD fairy locks things down

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Bedrock

If you really wanted bedrock, you should have spent your two years of design making it work on Linux.

Mine's the one with an actual stable OS in the pocket.

UK privacy watchdog confirms probe into NHS England COVID-19 app after complaints of spammy emails, texts

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Yes, I set my "do not disturb" at 19h every evening : I put my phone in flight mode.

When I wake up, after washing up, getting dressed and getting my brain in gear, I then open that damn thing to world again by removing flight mode.

Works perfectly.

Where are we now? Microsoft 363? 362? We've lost count because Exchange Online isn't playing nicely this morning

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Windows

"recent configuration update"

Typical Borkzilla. Everything is working, so let's go change something and see what happens.

Haven't you heard of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" ?

Of course not, silly me.

Burning down the house! Consumer champ Which? probes smart plugs to find a bunch of insecure fire-risk tat

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Trollface

And we all know the importance of the scootch.

All hail the scootch !