* Posts by Pascal Monett

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They're 'clean': SoftBank gets thumbs-up from Uncle Sam for keeping Chinese gear off its Japanese 5G network

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I second that motion

Let's have an EU Clean Network program, where no piece of equipment is beholden to any foreign state government. So it'll have to be Ericsson everywhere, I guess.

Oh, and can we please get rid of NSA listening posts on our side of international fiber links ?

Microsoft nudges latest TypeScript iteration out onto the mean streets of JavaScript

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"those cursed to support old versions of Internet Explorer and Safari"

That would be enterprise-internal stuff and they won't update anyway, it's been ages since you cannot update anything IE6-related because that will just end the application.

On the web these days, the mantra is Use An Up To Date Browser, so it shouldn't be a problem.

Bunch of mugs keep risking life and limb to 'crockery bomb' sad little roundabout

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Where is the danger ?

Honestly, where ?

Do traffic laws in Britain mandate that one drives through the roundabout ? I don't have a British driver's license, but somehow I think they teach you to drive around the middle, just like in every other country.

The picture speaks for itself : there aren't all that many cars and the roundabout isle itself is barren. You can easily drive your car onto it, get out without bothering traffic at all or putting yourself into any sort of danger (unless there's a spy chase barreling down on you - then all bets are off and you're probably dead even if you weren't in the middle of the road), set your mugs artfully and then drive off without any trouble.

Especially if you have the help of a spotter who tells you when the road is free to get back on.

Sure, I understand that it is not something any municipal counsel is actually supposed to condone, but from there to cautioning people about danger, come on.

You could put a lounge chair in the middle and set yourself up with a table, a glass, an ice bucket with a nice bottle of Claret and a book and spend a marvelous afternoon. With a parasol if the sun is a mite hot. The only problem you'll risk is that of a police officer coming to get rid of you.

Experian says it recovered and deleted data on 24 million South Africans after giving it to random 'marketing' person

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I think Experian has had enough chances

It has been foul-up after foul-up.

Experian is itself a threat to people's privacy and financial safety.

Enough is enough. It's time to just shut it down.

Worldwide Google services – from GCP to G Suite – hit with the outage stick

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Oh my, Google Cloud and Slack at the same time

It seems that all this cloudy stuff is really, really hard to keep working.

We used to talk about five nines availability - seems like that's last millennium's history.

Backup a sec – is hard drive reliability improving? Annual failure rate from Backblaze comes in at its lowest yet

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Re: Not solid research

It may not be solid research, but it's still more significant than personal experience (including mine). Not many companies use that many drives, so it's nice of Backblaze to publish the figures they have.

And they're not saying it's research. They're doing everyone a courtesy.

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Re: care to share?

Well my personal stats are four 3TB WD NAS drives that have been functioning flawlessly for over five years now, plus a 2TB WD drive in my main PC that has worked every day since 2013 and is still going strong.

Of course, my main PC also has a 3TB Seagate that has been functioning without a hitch since 2015, so I'm a bit on the fence here.

Nvidia's data centre biz tops gaming as lead revenue source – and it should enjoy being king while it lasts

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"how many people around the world are depending on gaming at home”

Um, isn't that a bit exaggerated ? There may be more people gaming right now because of the current situation, but a lot of them are out of a job, so if they are depending on anything, it's on a chance to get another paycheck.

I'm glad that you are doing well, I have long been a customer and your products are good, but let's not lose our heads over what you do : you sell graphics cards and specialized GPU processors for data centers. You do not support our lifestyle, nor are you a cornerstone of our lives.

Don't try and make us believe that you are helping us get through these trying times. You're profiting from this situation (in an honorable way), that's all.

Nominet promises .uk owners it'll listen to feedback on plan to award itself millions... as long as it agrees with it

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Nominet is copying ICANN

"the board has stopped publishing minutes and reports, and refuses to break out the different businesses in financial reports "

I just checked out Nominet's Board page and found that, apart from the two youngest members (who apparently haven't had the time yet), all of them are affiliated with PwC, ICANN or HP. Most of the oldest are also on other boards.

Obviously, they have forgotten the job they are supposed to do, and decided that, like ICANN, they have a structure and a market at their disposal, and they are going to make the most of it.

This is the UK, obviously, but I wonder how many of these sleazebags would be Republicans of it were the USA.

Marketing: Wow, that LD8 data centre outage was crazy bad. Still, can't get worse, can it? Finance: HOLD MY BEER

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Issues are piling up

A technical glitch can happen to anyone, we all know that.

But to invoice your customers because they were asking you to check on their status is pushing things too far.

Such behavior can only mean that Equinix is a company that is searching for every penny it can possibly scrape, which doesn't mean good things for hardware maintenance or employee proficiency.

50%+ of our office seats are going remote, say majority of surveyed Register readers. Hi security, bye on-prem

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I rather like the current situation

Not COVID, of course, but freelancing from home. Also there's the fact that I have a 1GB fiber connection and an office to take advantage of it.

But what I really like is the fact that my customers - with one exception - aren't even dreaming of asking me to come in to their office to work. All (but one) of my customers are contacting me by phone or mail to ask if I can log in and do something for them. Instead of a 45-minute commute on crowded highways, followed by a good 10 to 15 minutes hunting for a parking space, I'm logged in and ready to work inside of ten minutes.

If this remote working situation endures, I will be quite satisfied.

While the world pushes back against COVID-19, Facebook has a pandemic of a different sort – medical misinformation

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"Facebook's strategies are falling short of what is needed to effectively protect society."

Gosh. What a surprise.

I never would have thought. A multinational corporation that lives on ads delivered by clicks is not doing enough to stop successful pages that disseminate false information.

Who'd've thought ?

SQLite maximum database size increased to 281TB – but will anyone need one that big?

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Re: How is that possible ?

Um, if you don't need to refer to a table in a relational database, then what's the use of having it ?

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How is that possible ?

"This is a bug, but by the time the problem was discovered there where so many databases in circulation that depended on the bug that the decision was made to support the bugging behavior moving forward, "

I will readily admit that I'm no database administrator, but even I know that there is always supposed to be a primary key. How on Earth did not only someone find a way to need null primary keys, but more than one someone did too, to such numbers that it is now a feature ?

Could someone explain that to me ? I'm really curious to know.

Not now, Gartner. We've had enough of the future to last a lifetime: Meet 'Formative AI' and 'Algorithmic Trust'

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Digital Me

Another damned excuse to slurp all my data without my consent.

How to have a more positive 'outage experience' according to Microsoft: Please don't rely on the Azure Status page

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Re: What a great way to blame the customer for problems

Indeed, I was absolutely not criticizing El Reg for the article, I was bashing the MS spokesdrone for what was being said.

I should have been clearer. Now that I re-read myself after a day, I realize that confusion is possible.

Sorry for that.

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What a great way to blame the customer for problems

"Outages are 'an unfortunate inevitability of the technology industry' "

The Cloud (TM) is sold as being always on, always there, so you have no right to make that argument.

""Azure has operated core compute services at 99.995% average uptime across our global cloud infrastructure "

So you're boasting about the fact that you've got 4 nines performance when you sell at five nines and, on top of that, you're talking about how your cores are functioning, not about how reliably your customers are accessing said cores.

"more than 95 per cent of our incidents" do not appear there

Then your Status page is worthless and you should do better. A Status page that only says there's a problem when every single customer can see that there's a problem is just a cover-up.

there is a separate Azure DevOps status page

Which proves that there is a cover-up. If you have to separate your failure warnings over multiple web sites, you're just diluting the information willfully.

And this last one is a beaut : "reliability is a shared responsibility"

Not when you're making your customers pay for said reliability.

This entire piece is just a "it's your fault, we're doing everything we can" puff piece.

Despicable.

Securus sued for 'recording attorney-client jail calls, handing them to cops' – months after settling similar lawsuit

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Indeed, it would appear that I missed that. Thanks for the heads-up.

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Re: Well done to the cop

The ones suing are three defense lawyers. The only mention of cops in the article is to say that they obtained illegal recordings.

And, if they obtained them, they used them. What is not said is if the cops knew the recordings were illegal, although I bet listening to the recordings should make it pretty clear.

Trump backs Oracle as potential TikTok buyer

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Re: Oracle and Ellison are more evil than the Chinese government

And being praised by the OHSG is just the nail in the coffin.

Cloud now bigger than Dell, HPE, Lenovo, Cisco combined

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So the numbers are in

Everyone is going to The Cloud (TM) and, lo and behold !, now The Cloud (TM) is where the big money is being made.

What a surprise. Not.

Cloud evangelists have been pushing us in that direction for at least a decade already. It's no surprise that, with the largest multinational corporations throwing tens of billions into The Cloud (TM) and refining their offerings every year, that money is to be made there.

We're back to the mainframe server paradigm of the 70s and 80s, except that now, the mainframe belongs to someone else, you only get a slice of it, you can't discuss conditions and, when your link goes down for whatever reason, you can only wait for the mainframe operator to resolve the issue. Oh, and if you have trouble, a million other people probably do as well.

Yay progress.

Amazon makes 850,000m2 bet that its people will get off the kitchen table and back to an office

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1 in 6 corporate positions ?

You'd think a guy like Bezos who apparently hates paying his employees would have less overhead.

Outage: Faulty UPS at data centre housing London Internet Exchange causes grief for ISPs and telcos alike

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FAIL

"to provide the sense of scale of this outage"

That 150 companies are affected provides absolutely no sense of scale unless you know how many companies there are in total.

I do not. Is it 150 out of 300 ? That would be important. Is it 150 out of 10,000 ? That would be marginally insignificant.

So which is it ?

CenturyLink caught trying to steal customers despite promising court it wouldn’t, promises it won't do it again

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Re: See also

I think the Hare checklist would be of more immediate interest.

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“may be held in contempt,”

I think it's pretty much in fucking contempt right now.

Slam the CEO in jail for two years, he's where the buck stops.

Oh what a feeling: New Toyotas will upload data to AWS to help create custom insurance premiums based on driver behaviour

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Re: It communicates the vehicle's exact location to emergency services

From what I understand, eCall only activates when there's been an accident, which is quite different from a spy looking over your shoulder and whispering everything to its boss.

I am fine with eCall - until it gets proven that eCall is actually on all the time, in which case it will go into the same basket as Toyota, ie the Do Not Buy basket.

Former HP CEO and Republican Meg Whitman – who split HP with mixed success – says Donald Trump can't run a business

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Re: the Democrats should have won easily

That is something I will never get. Trump is by far the candidate that the Democrats should have mopped the floor with. Where were the attack ads on his failures, multiple bankruptcies, cheating, prostitutes and pussy-grabbing ?

I don't remember hearing anything about all that.

The Democrats had the ammo to bury Trump alive, yet they did nothing.

It's like they let it happen on purpose.

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"three other prominent Republicans who said they will put country before party"

It is a sad state of political landscape when you have to actually count on people who state they will put their country first.

Personally, if you don't put your country first, you have no business being in politics.

Samsung slows smartphone upgrade treadmill with promise to support three Android generations on Galaxies

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That _is_ good news

But not enough to make me change for a new phone.

My A3 suits me fine for what I do with it.

Reply-All storm sparked by student smut sees school system shut down Google Classroom for up to a week

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Re: Surely they're using G-Suite Enterprise for Education?

Whatever they are using, it's pretty clear that they've only just discovered access management and user control options and are trying to understand how they work, what the consequences are on their daily life and how to set up said options in the way that best corresponds to their needs.

Ain't it a shame that nobody thought to bother with all that when they first subscribed to the service ?

Bah, it's like patching. They are part of the wait-until-you-get-bitten crowd.

Trump administration reportedly offers Oracle cheap end to $400m wage discrimination case

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I think you mean Autocracy, and it's already your current form of government.

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Re: Where's their outrage when Trump goes even further than that?

It's called hypocrisy partisan politics. The Republicans will spare no effort denouncing a Democrat who does something shady, but if it's a Republican, then they will spare no effort to publicly state that everything is normal, fine, it wasn't done with that intention, etc.

It's political bullshit that has now been stretched so thin that you can easily see right through it, but since the Democrats are apparently helpless to stop Trump & Co, who cares ?

Not the Republicans.

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"Herold has been moved off the case"

So, a person does her job and is rewarded by being shifted to another role. Gagging order, anyone ?

She was responsible for managing the case and complained about a shady, manipulative intervention by someone who should have known better (but hey, it's Trump government, so anything goes).

I fail to see the justification in moving her out.

Docker shocker: Cash-strapped container crew threatens to delete 4.5 petabytes of unloved images

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Re: Docker tweaked its terms of service

Right. Because paid for Ts & Cs have never been changed by the company offering the services.

Sorry, that argument does not wash.

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Docker tweaked its terms of service

If a landlord tweaked his terms of leasing, there would be a court case, but because this is the Web, one-sided changes like that can be made and nobody can complain.

When will Terms of Service be recognized as a binding contract for both sides ? I understand Docker is struggling, and it's a shame for its employees, but it offered a free service and didn't think things through. Now it is trying to find a way to stay afloat, so it modifies the contract to put people's images in danger if they don't pay up.

Not fair. They offered a service under certain conditions, now they are unilaterally changing the conditions. That should not be allowed.

This NSA, FBI security advisory has four words you never want to see together: Fancy Bear Linux rootkit

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Re: How nice.

I would have liked to know how it gets installed as well. The article says "When deployed on a victim machine" and stops there.

How does the nasty get deployed ? Phishing ? Targeted email ? USB carried by a sleeper agent ?

Is this a plot of The Americans ?

Well, what are we waiting for? Three weeks later, Windows Embedded Standard 7 still didn't have the answer

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"one of the UK's medical institutions"

Not sure this is actually Borkzilla's fault. It's not a BSOD, after all.

There's a fair chance Windows is functioning perfectly well, and it's just waiting for some network service that has been shut down or is otherwise unavailable.

Epic Games gets itself epically banned, launches epic Fortnite death match with Apple over App Store's epic 30% cut

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Big Brother

"join the fight to stop 2020 from becoming '1984' "

Oh boy, you guys are soo late on that one. We've been in 1984 since the 1970s, when Echelon was created.

When the Internet became ubiquitous, the NSA upgraded our 1984 status by tapping all the calls under the excuse of terrorism.

We've been in 1984 since practically my birth, and we're not getting out of it any time soon.

Obvious icon is obvious.

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Re: After all the appeals

Neither Sony nor Borkzilla have any clause mandating a fee over in-game purchases, so nothing will happen there.

NHS tests COVID-19 contact-tracing app that may actually work properly – EU neighbors lent a helping hand

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Re: Won't work anyway

The point of the app is to alert you to a possibility of infection. If you don't trust the alert, why use the app ?

All those people who don't care about quarantine, protecting others and saving lives will not use the app for sure. Those who do likely will, and likely will pay attention if alerted.

Sources: Oracle Commerce Cloud devs laid off as platform struggles to gain traction, move to modern architecture

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"Big Red seeks to downsize the struggling platform"

Well I think Oracle is not going to have any problem downsizing it now.

Developers are leaving. That means it's not a good idea to invest in it. That means there will be no customers.

This is undoubtedly going to be a successful downsizing operation.

Tencent’s gaming surge trumps potential loss of the one or two percent of cash it makes in America

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Going to have to get used to it

The USA is not the only economy in the world any more. Chinese companies deal internationally, but they can very well grow inside their own country as well.

And if the US government throws a hissy fit every other President, then some Chinese companies are likely to start thinking that it's not worth the trouble.

You weren't hacked because you lacked space-age network defenses. Nor because cyber-gurus picked on you. It's far simpler than that

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Ah, now I get it

All those major companies that get hacked, proclaim that customer data security is their #1 priority and then claim to have installed "top level" security measures, they're just installing the patches now.

Well, if you need to be hacked to get the idea, so be it.

ZX Spectrum reboot promising – steady now – 28MHz of sizzling Speccy speed now boasts improved Wi-Fi

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Well done

With all the losers who can't deliver on their empty promises these days, it's nice to see that there still are people who can not only promise, but actually ship a functioning product that does what it says on the tin.

And now, they're even improving on it.

If I were to buy any retro console, it would be theirs.

They deserve it.

UK.gov to propose new rules for online political campaigns after last election marred by an avalanche of fake news

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"create more transparent rules for political campaigning online"

How about this for a rule : every politician's every tweet/post/declaration has to include a link to the full list of his/her contributors sorted descending by amount.

That way it'll be a bit easier understanding why he/she says what he/she says.

What looks like a global pay freeze, sounds like a global pay freeze, but isn't a global pay freeze? Ask IBM

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Yep, it ain't fun not getting any raise

But it's still better than being fired.

Which might still happen to some.

Three Facebooks, four more Amazons and one Apple to collect Indonesia’s digital services tax

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"digital services [..] consumed within it deserve to be taxed"

The ball is rolling. Multinational corporations are going to have to bow to the inevitable some day.

They will pay taxes.

Everywhere.

Transport for London asks Capita to fling Congestion Charge system into the cloud

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So Capita scored another huge government contract

And it is going to make transformations to bring the system into the cloud.

I eagerly await the article that will tell us how Capita screwed this one up.

How did you spend your time at university? Pizza, booze, sleeping? This Oxford student is snooping on satellites

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Re: Would be really interesting if he could send to the satellite too.

I don't think he really needs to. If internal Windows traffic is being sent to and from space, he can likely gather enough info to make a targeted attack via a proper land connection and, if he's got enough, he might even be able to authenticate without any hacking involved.

Who in their right mind would think "Hey, why don't we just include our non-encrypted satellite link right in our LAN ? Makes things a lot more simple, right ?".

Right. It makes things very simple for hackers to infiltrate you and scumbags to mount ransomware attacks on you.

Brilliant.

Whoops, our bad, we may have 'accidentally' let Google Home devices record your every word, sound – oops

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Re: Damn those lone rogue engineers

He's a consultant now.

Still sits in the same office though.