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Billionaire's Pagani Pa-gone-i after teen son takes hypercar out for a drive, trashes it

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Yes, in France at least, it is the case. Just not only for young men. It's a fact that young people have the worst accidents, statistically speaking, so it costs more to insure them.

They get around any discrimination cases by simply charging more for anyone who hasn't been insured for, I think, five years. Given the drive to have a car, people typically get their license at around 18, but if you wait until you're 40, you'll be paying the high price until you're 45.

Google tells Chrome extension devs to declare their code's usage of personal data

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Still, it's nice to see them at least mouthing the words

Of course, I fully expect Google to lead the way by implementing those disclosures in its own products.

Now, if only I could get rid of some of those infernal un-stoppable Google apps, I'd just might start being happy about having a smartphone.

Microsoft emits Preview 3 of next-gen WinUI framework, says Linux support 'is not off our roadmap'

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Get DirectX on Linux, please

I don't care about your UI, but if you finally get around to making DirectX Linux-compatible, then gaming on Linux will surge ahead and my retirement will be bliss.

You have ten years to figure it out, no stress.

Compsci guru wants 'right to be forgotten' for old email, urges Google and friends to expire, reveal crypto-keys

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FAIL

Um, in a word : no

You send me a mail, it becomes mine to do with as I please, and the fact that you're the one who sent it is not and never will be deniable.

What kind of stupid idea is that anyway ? The right to be forgotten concerns news articles on people who didn't them and would like the article to be removed from search engine results.

That is a far cry from an email situation. I know you sent it, you know you sent it. You might regret sending it, but you did. No use denying it five years later.

Epic Games brings its Fortnite fight with Apple to Australia

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30%

That is not a commission - that's extortion.

UK's Manchester University seeks integrator to lead fiddly Oracle Financials upgrade

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Re: Cloud not optional

It's an "upgrade" - they're already screwed.

Alleged Ponzi mastermind on the run from FBI hid in lake with sea-scooter, collared after he surfaced half-hour later

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"pay back the millions they owe"

As if that had a chance to happen. They've spent the money, nobody is getting anything back.

The only money left is in the house and, if he was smart enough to put it in his wife's name (probably not), not even that.

VMware names virtual firewalls as first workload it will offload to SmartNICs

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Trollface

Fundamental principle ?

Haven't you heard ? It's almost 2021 - we're following Boeing's stellar lead and are getting rid of those now.

Now the goal is to ensure that the NSA has easy access to everything and, if anything goes wrong, we blame it on China.

Tablets and Chromebooks are hot, towers and desktops are not: El Reg combs through Q3 PC numbers

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Re: that's only for cooling

Nope. It's also for the 28" widescreen to play on in 3184x2600 pixels, plus the secondary 26" widescreen to keep an eye on open connections, stats and, eventually, a YouTube video.

The revolution will not be televised because my television has been radicalised

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I have opted out

I lost my job in 2009, it took me three years to get another one.

During that time, I quickly got fed up with the news. In France, it's full of disasters, catastrophes, horrible things and political grandstanding. It is just depressing, there's never anything good and they never actually explain anything (especially when it's economic). News on the radio is almost worst - it's shorter, but it repeats every hour, so you hear the same horrible things several times per day.

So, since that time, I got into the habit of only turning on the TV for the shows I wanted to watch. Except that, they've shifted the start of everning programs to later and later hours. It used to be that the first film started at half past eight, now it starts around ten past nine. My wife started complaining that she wasn't getting enough sleep, so we adopted a 24-hour shift. I'd record what we wanted to watch, and we'd watch it the next day at 7:30 - on our schedule.

Now, I have found the ideal solution. It's called CapTVty. It's a utility that peruses the Replay section of French TV channels and allows you to download the show, whatever it is. And, cherry on the cake, Replay does not include commercials.

So now I can peruse yesterday's broadcasts at leisure, convert the downloads to DVD format, bung them on a USB key and we can all watch ad-free shows on our time schedule.

Bliss.

KDE maintainers speak on why it is worth looking beyond GNOME

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“There was really nothing good one could say about it, but it was popular.”

I'm sorry, but I followed Windows since DOS 1.0 (still have the manuals).

Windows was a revolution for the user. Sure, technically it might well have been a mess, however as far as maintenance is concerned, the ini and sys files were a blessing. It has never been easier to "reinstall" Windows - all you needed was a backup of you .sys and .ini files and you were done.

The abomination that is the Registry blew that out of the water. Curiously, Linux is still based on ini files. I wonder why ?

In any case, I remember fondly those days where any problem with Windows could be resolved by exiting Windows, grabbing your trusty 5.25" floppy backup and overwriting the existing *.sys and *.ini files, and relaunching Windows.

Ever since Windows 95, resolving issues meant wiping the disk, reinstalling the OS, finding back all the required drivers and reconfiguring everything. A full day's work.

Windows 3 was a breeze to maintain.

Australia to track coronavirus encounters with payment card records

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They're not going to be asking you anything. They're going to tell the banks to do the job and hand over the results.

30 percent of world agrees not to require onshore storage for e-commerce customer data

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Re: So...

Yup, and I'm sure Google generously gave its lawyers to help in drafting this wonderful permission to track 30% of the world's population and send the harvest back to US soil.

International infosec rules delivered to make nations and non-state actors behave themselves online

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Re: Possible but unlikely to be effective

And besides, take the USA, Russia and China.

I wouldn't trust any of those countries to sign up to this initiative and actually mean it.

[Checks meeting agenda...] Where does it say 'Talk cr*p and waste everyone's time'?

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That is awesome. I wish I could do that too.

New lawsuit: Why do Android phones mysteriously exchange 260MB a month with Google via cellular data when they're not even in use?

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Re: How

The same way you turn on your flashlight : swipe down from the top to get the system apps. The mobile data icon (two vertical arrows in opposite directions) should not be far from the wifi icon.

Tap to turn it off.

Given that my mobile phone is a work phone, I go one step further : outside of work hours, I put it in airplane mode. That saves power.

Election security fears doused with reality: Top officials say Nov 3 'was the most secure in American history.' The end

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Mushroom

Bullshit

You have just been told that the body that is specifically in charge of making sure the election was safe officially stated that it had been the safest election since forever.

Deal with it.

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Mushroom

Their cut ?

I think their cut should be measured in millimeters.

9, to be specific. Tipped with hollowpoint.

To be applied generously.

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A perfectly fitting coincidence.

Bio-boffins devise potentially fast COVID-19 virus test kit out of a silicon wafer and machine-learning code

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"Tiny holes 300nm across are drilled into the metal"

To me, that means that the system can only detect viruses that are a maximum of 300nm 299nm in size.

Can a virus get bigger than that ?

What happens if the virus is 302nm in size ?

BOFH: You might want to sit down for this. Oh, right, you can't. Listen carefully: THIS IS NOT AN IT PROBLEM!

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a COVID expense

I'm guessing there is quite a lot of that doing the rounds.

Nokstalgia: HMD Global introduces yet another homage to the past – a 4G rework of the Nokia 6300

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Cool

I'll be happy to have a phone like that when I retire.

Someone's not Biden their time... Trump administration bars US investment in top Chinese tech giants

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Biden has his work cut out for him

On top of all the stuff a US President has to take care of, he has a mountain of Trump shit to undo, scrape away and tidy up.

Honestly, I don't know if Biden will be the best US President, but he will certainly have come after the absolute worst.

Tax working from home, says Deutsche Bank, because the economy needs that lunch money you’re not spending

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Sure, let's increase taxes on the little ones

That being said from the comfortable leather chairs of high-level banking officials who are probably pissed that they can't have lunch at their regular five-star restaurant at the moment, so they pass their anger on us.

Taxing people because they're working from home, great idea. We're being taxed on revenue, so where we work has little to do with it. Sure, the restaurants and sandwich shops are taking a hit at the moment, everyone can understand that, but there are a lot of people who bring their lunch to work every day. Nothing changes for them except, in your scheme, they would now get taxed for not doing something they never did anyway. How's that for social justice ?

I propose something different : instead of taxing workers, tax companies that force workers to work from home - but only banks.

They have the money, they can pay.

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1248373 deaths as of November 10 says it is not nonsense.

HP: That print-free-for-life deal we promised you? Well, now it's pay-per-month to continue using your printer ink

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Just buy a laser printer.

You don't need to print color all that much anyway.

Python swallows Java to become second-most popular programming language... according to this index

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"Python creator [..] joins Microsoft"

Run for the hills !

Anytime any creator of a valuable anything joins Borkzilla, you can be sure that a basterdized, weakened version of the same thing will emerge from the cursed depths of Redmonia.

Just look at Sharepoint for proof.

Apple suffers setback in epic Epic Games games fight: Federal judge zaps damages counterclaim

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"simply wants to pay nothing"

Um, there is quite a difference between nothing and a 30% commission.

If Apple were anything but a multi-billion dollar behemoth, that commission should be of proper size, i.e. 10%. And that would already be a lot for a service that sells the same virtual bytes repeatedly, without having had any work to do to create them.

Also, Apple has some cheek talking about breach of contract. There are no contracts on the Internet, there are only Terms of Service. Terms of Service can be unilaterally changed, contracts cannot.

Microsoft warns against SMS, voice calls for multi-factor authentication: Try something that can't be SIM swapped

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Re: U2F

Interesting project, but at the moment it only works on Chrome.

Sorry, I do not see how my privacy and security are improved by using the biggest slurp browser that exists.

FCC sucked deeper into partisan politics, Trumpism: Nominated commissioner sparks conflict-of-interest row

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Typical Republicans

Absolutely not doing what they clamored the Democrats to do four years ago.

Such obvious disregard for tradition, law, the Constitution and basic good behavior is beyond disgusting.

YouTube to world: Move along, nothing to see here … because we’re having an outage

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Ah, so maybe that was it

Last night at somewhere past eleven, I was playing a game and watching YouTube and suddenly everything froze, the sound went all weird and the computer locked up.

I was convinced I was going to get a BSOD, so I rebooted, got everything running again and thought no more of it.

Now I wonder : was it the game that froze first, or was it the video ? And why did one have any impact on the other ?

When sci-fact beats sci-fi: Echoes of exploding stars' final cries may be trapped in the rings of trees on Earth

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Sounds plausible

Now all we have to do is find a 13000 year old tree.

That might be a tad difficult.

Google to end free unlimited online photo, vid storage, will eventually delete files if accounts go over their cap

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Another one bites the dust

"Google justified the changes by saying its users were consuming tons of digital storage space in its cloud "

Well duh, you gave them the space, don't come complaining that they are using it. If I had availed myself of that cloud platform, I would currently have 61.6GB stored up there (the total of all my family picture data on my Photo disk) and I would be wondering just how much this change would impact me.

As usual, something offered up as free is now being taken advantage of to tie users into paying. A despicable move, even if it had been forewarned.

Honestly, people should stop falling for all that free crap - it's just a bait and switch.

Mr President? Donald?! Any chance you can actually decide if Oracle can buy us or do we have to leave?

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"we have offered detailed solutions [..] – but have received no substantive feedback"

And you most likely won't now.

Trump has spent his entire presidency avoiding actually answering questions - or making important decisions. The few decisions that he has actually taken were mostly terrible, and he's avoided answering for that as well.

Unfortunately for him, he will be held responsible for them, because he is.

Trump knows very well that anything he does now can and likely will be overturned come January. He's never been a hard worker, why start now ?

Europe clamps down on cybersurveillance exports, pushes human rights focus

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"the rules will only apply to countries within the [EU]"

Yeah, well, you have to start somewhere.

Now, is China on the bad list ? Because it should be.

Now-patched Ubuntu desktop vulnerability allows privilege escalation

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Meh

Once again, it's a local access issue

If the miscreant has local access, it's already game over.

It's a vulnerability, for sure, but I won't be losing any sleep over that one.

123 Bork? Six-day DNS record-edit outage at domain name flinger 123 Reg enrages users

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"Hello Chris and thank you for reaching you"

Seems to me that 123 Reg masters its control panels about as well as it masters English.

Cutting the ties: European hosting provider OVHCloud to offer Google Anthos, no Google account needed

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European Data Sovereignty

As far as I'm concerned, it is just not compatible with Google.

Huawei has now been baselessly accused of handing over data to Beijing for the past four years. Google is a US company and everyone knows that an National Security letter will get any data on Google servers anywhere in the world.

So if you want to enforce European Data Sovereignty, the sine qua non condition is to have nothing to do with a US company.

It's simple.

Ericsson warns investors: This Biden fellow coming into the White House may look to resolve China trade dispute...

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"any loosening of sanctions [..] could stymie its own growth"

Um, the contracts are already signed, no ? So you have the deal, no one can back out on that just because sanctions are loosened against a competitor.

Now, in the longer term, it would obviously mean that, for the next round of contracts, maybe Huawei equipment would be on the table again and thus, you'd have more competition, but right now it won't make a difference.

Halt don't catch fire: Amazon recalls hundreds of thousands of Ring doorbells over exploding battery fears

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Re: Shows people don't read the instructions

So Amazon did test the things, saw the issue and provided a warning, yet people still installed it wrong.

I was all ready to blame Amazon for not having tested, but it would seem that it's more the idiots who don't pay attention that should be blamed.

I don't know how clear the instructions were, but if I open an electrical appliance and there is a clear warning sign about something, I read it. The warning telling me about being careful with the screws means I'll pay more attention to the instructions.

US-EU project to bring Mars samples back to Earth needs two more years, extra $4bn, watchdog warns

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Re: A shed load of money. OTOH...

Um, I think that, if you miss your launch window by a month, you've definitely missed it and will have to wait another 640 days before you can launch again.

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"cost about $4bn more"

Ouch. Given that NASA is continually strapped for cash, from what other project is NASA going to take those funds ?

Because this mission is under way, and everyone is saying "full steam ahead". That'll only be possible if the cash is there, and the US Government, even the upcoming one, is not necessarily going to pour billions into NASA just because they need it. US Gov has been cutting NASA funding for decades now, that trend is not going to change.

Especially now that a private company has proved capable of making a launcher. Okay, not without taxpayer dollars, not entirely on their own either, but still, the few billion given to SpaceX were a lot cheaper than having to create a new launcher entirely on NASA funding. The Apollo program on its own cost $152 billion, and to get Apollo, they had to do the Mercury series before, because there was so much to test before we could actually think of going to the Moon.

The final cost of human spaceflight to the American taxpayer seems to pegged at $486 billion.

A few billion to a private company for the same result is a bargain by any measure.

Soyuz later! SpaceX gets NASA green light to lob astronauts to the International Space Station full time

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Happy

Re: that'd be like France claiming the term European for themselves

Um, just to clarify here : we French know very well that we do not rule Europe, and we have no desire to at this point in time.

We've already got our hands full ruling ourselves, thank you very much.

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Re: what NASA brought to the party here

I'm sure NASA's engineers brought their experience of space requirements and dangers, which is not something Musk's engineers would necessarily have.

But yeah, the billions were obviously a great support.

Brace yourselves: Google Cloud preps server firmware upgrade to fix GPU glitches

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Flame

Why can't they just say downtime ?

Affected customers will experience elevated frequency of Host Maintenance events

Saying the word downtime does not make you less professional.

This culture of avoiding saying specific words, or wrapping their meaning up in other words, is not good.

There isn't a single recipient of that email that did not immediately translate Host Maintenance = downtime, so just bloody well spell it out already.

One more reason for Apple to dump Intel processors: Another SGX, kernel data-leak flaw unearthed by experts

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Seems like isolation is the best solution

Look, I'm a gamer. I like powerful processors (and GPUs). I like high framerates. I like a responsive computer, ie one that does not make me wait for a second every time I click the mouse.

So it seems that I'm going to need an Internet-connected computer for my browsing, and a unsecure but non-connected computer for my playing.

That's going to wreak havoc with multiplayer, but multiplayer is not all that exists.

We'll find a solution.

Hyundai announces its own OS for Nvidia-powered smart-ish cars

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“software-defined and constantly updateable vehicles”

Meaning the thing will snitch on you and report every aspect of your driving habits.

You went 1km/h over the limit ? Report sent. You didn't actually stop at the stop sign (there was nobody around) ? Report sent.

Constantly updateable means constantly connected. What could possibly go wrong with that ?

Well, that's Hyundai, Kia and Genesis off my choice list for a new car.

India launches Google antitrust probe and Google mostly shrugs it off

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Something is not right

I disagree with private companies taking shares in national telecoms infrastructure.

On top of that, it's Google, the single, most connected entity there is tracking your online behavior.

Now, Google is using its vast financial power to put its claws directly into the carriers themselves. What could possibly go wrong ?

Tim Berners-Lee asks everyone to do new biz a Solid and let him have another crack at fixing the Web's privacy

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So there is now a pod server for privacy

Good. I will welcome every idea that improves the privacy of my data.

Now tell me how that impacts Google's data hoovering, because I don't see that it changes anything there.

And if Google doesn't adopt it, well let's just say that it won't have much impact.

Plague, sanctions shrink Chinese smartphone sales but 5G keeps buyers in the hunt

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“If the position of the US administration does not change"

It will change.

That said, Huawei is obviously able to increase focus on its local market and should probably devote some effort in that direction.

But one thing is certain : Biden & Harris are going to point the USA in a better direction, to the relief of all.