The Register Home Page

* Posts by Pascal Monett

19552 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Apr 2007

Microsoft just revealed that OpenAI lost more than $11.5B last quarter

Pascal Monett Silver badge
Thumb Up

Re: quote: a sum that won’t hurt Big Daddy Redmond too much

That is the single good thing about shareholders : at one point or another, you have to come clean about where the money is going.

Even the FBI can't get that information without a warrant, and PR is completely unreliable in the best of circumstances.

But file a quarterly report that goes to shareholders and you're screwed. There is no wiggle room. The numbers are the numbers and, at that level, shareholders know how to read them.

AI layoffs to backfire: Half quietly rehired at lower pay

Pascal Monett Silver badge
Flame

"55% will regret those job cuts"

No they won't.

They'll be rehiring the same experience for half the cost.

Bonuses all around ! (for those who have a C in front of their title, of course)

Starlink tells the world it has over 150 sextillion IPv6 addresses

Pascal Monett Silver badge

2^128 addresses

340 undecillion. For those of you, like me, who simply can't grasp the beauty of exponents, here is what that number looks like :

340282366920938000000000000000000000000

That's 340.28 trillion trillion trillion addresses (because I just learned of the existence of the word 'undecillion', and I still can't grok that).

Seems like a lot to me, but okay, IPv6 was apparently designed to be future-proof, so with enough space to guarantee that colonies on the Moon, Mars, Ganymede, the asteroid belt and the rest of the Solar System would be able to connect. Apparently, we'll have to invent a new version of NAT translation when we invade colonize Alpha Centauri. We'll handle that when we get there.

In any case; Starlink claiming that it has over 150 sextillion IPv6 addresses means that it holds, wait for it : 360 trillion trillion addresses.

We have an estimated 8 billion people on this planet. That means Starlink is hoarding enough IPv6 space to allow for more or less 125 billion IPv6 addresses for every single living person on the planet.

Now I realize that all that fucking "smart" tat that is being sold is going to take up a portion (mathematical, >0) of that space, and smartphones are selling like hotcakes despite the fact that, like PC tech, the newest version is now only incrementally better (for a given definition of 'better') than the previous one but still, it seems to me to be a bit much for one company to hold.

What in God's green Earth is Starlink doing with all of that address space ? There has to be a technical reason. No company buys address blocks for bragging rights.

Chatbots parrot Putin's propaganda about the illegal invasion of Ukraine

Pascal Monett Silver badge

pseudo-AI

It just might be that this false prophet is going to force us, as a civilization, to come to terms with the meaning of "truth".

But, given what I have learned of Human nature, and given the current example of the US Republican party, somehow I don't think that that will happen before a long while.

UK government inflates G-Cloud framework to £14B

Pascal Monett Silver badge

"the framework's value and timeframe have swollen"

Oh, isn't that nice ? The powers that be have already multiplied by 4 the benefits their friends will be given.

That way, they will avoid 50% of the issues when the final cost of this project ends up sailing past £25 billion.

Because you know it will.

Talk about foresight . . .

Marks & Spencer swaps out TCS for fresh helpdesk deal

Pascal Monett Silver badge

A cyber incident

Why does this sound like a gold-plated excuse to do away with something that worked acceptably until now, but that some upper-level board member suddenly decided that he would would prefer changing his AMS Mercedes for a new model ?

Everything you know about last week's AWS outage is wrong

Pascal Monett Silver badge
Thumb Up

Love it

Microsoft is convinced that "uptime" should be two words, probably in someone else's account.

That is satire at its best.

Pascal Monett Silver badge
Trollface

Re: Facts are good.

Exactly. Only a "small number" of customers were impacted, right ?

The Chinese Box and Turing Test: AI has no intelligence at all

Pascal Monett Silver badge

Re: Chinese Room counterargument

That is actually an interesting argument. We are all following rules, the rules we learned from education and experience. Obey the people you depend upon for your survival, treat those you do not know with respect, find ways to learn new things to be useful, transmit your knowledge to those around you who can use it.

Yes, I am very bleeding-hearted, so sue me.

However you decide to act in society, there will come a point where you'll have to update your rules - generally because you got hit by a cluebat and need to avoid that in the future (yes, I'm talking about actual intelligence - idiots will flee to "social media" and complain that life isn't fair without learning anything).

So what is intelligence ? The ability to update your rules ?

I'm going to need to think about that.

Pascal Monett Silver badge
Mushroom

"Is AI really intelligent?"

For God's sake, can we stop asking ourselves this question ?

There is no such thing as AI. It's certainly Artificial, it is certainly not Intelligent.

End of story. Close the lights, the last one out locks the door.

Enough already.

Ex-CISA head thinks AI might fix code so fast we won't need security teams

Pascal Monett Silver badge

How is that different from what's happening now ?

The White House is being governed by the merger of all three of your points.

Democracy is dead in the USA. The only question left is can it be revived ? I fear that the paddles have been lost.

IBM Cloud stops signing and seeking new customers for its VMware service

Pascal Monett Silver badge
FAIL

"VMware will lose 35 percent of the workloads it manages [in 3] years"

Well done, Broadcom board. That was a brilliant use of your capital.

So, what stellar excuse do you have now for your shareholders ? Because if I were one of those, I'd be thinking of keelhauling you guys.

Frustrated consultant 'went full Hulk' and started smashing hardware

Pascal Monett Silver badge

Objectively speaking, almost none of us live across the street from our employer. So, transit time, lunch break, etc mean that, in order to do your eight hours, you're likely spending nine and a half per day (if not more).

(And that's not taking into account the French lunch break ;)

Pascal Monett Silver badge
Mushroom

This is all because we continue to be good little sheep, accepting that "employers" and "management" have the right to never stop asking us to do all the efforts they refuse to do.

Fuck them.

You pay me eight hours a day, I do eight hours a day. That's a 48-hour week. If you need me to do a 70-hour week, it's because you need to hire someone else.

So do your fucking job and spend the money instead of running us into the wall.

Get ready to squint! World's smallest pixel is just 300 nm

Pascal Monett Silver badge
Trollface

Re: hydrogen silsesquioxane

I want to see Trump try to pronounce that.

EU sovereignty plan accused of helping US cloud giants

Pascal Monett Silver badge

It was a nice idea

The European Union was a nice idea, full of hope for the future of peoples and messages of peace.

The the bureaucrates took over, the lobbyists found a way in, and now Brussels is just a shell of what it should have been.

Tear that house down. We'll be better off on our own.

Australia sues Microsoft for misleading M365 users about Copilot subscription options

Pascal Monett Silver badge

"Microsoft deliberately omitted reference to the Classic plans"

Well duh, that's how you get people onboard with something they couldn't care less about.

Also, you gotta love the "Consumer trust and transparency are top priorities for Microsoft " bit.

Yes officer, I recognize that I was doing 100km/h in a 30km/h zone, but you see, now that you caught me, I would like you to acknowledge that respect of the law and of my fellow citizen are my top priorities. Now. Since you arrested me. What ? Prison ? Come on, I said something nice, didn't I ?

Sneaky Mermaid attack in Microsoft 365 Copilot steals data

Pascal Monett Silver badge
Holmes

Re: As Copilot is out of scope

Bugzilla doesn't trust it.

What does that tell you ?

Everybody's warning about critical Windows Server WSUS bug exploits ... but Microsoft's mum

Pascal Monett Silver badge
Windows

"critical Windows Server WSUS bug exploits"

So, just another Monday then.

BOFH: Saving the planet, one falsified metric at a time

Pascal Monett Silver badge

Re: Which side of the pond are you?

Actually, we're starting to get tired of America. Period.

Supermicro warns it will miss revenue forecast by a lazy billion bucks or more

Pascal Monett Silver badge
Trollface

"a couple of billion dollars"

Hey, what's a billion bucks these days ? Barely enough to keep Trump off your back, so . . .

Excel is three sheets to the window on iOS as update borks everything

Pascal Monett Silver badge

"iPhone and iPad users vexed by denial of spreadsheets"

Apple. Who cares ?

Not Microsoft. And why should it ? It already doesn't care about its own users, why bother about less than 10% of the PC market ?

Because, I'm sorry for all you iPhone, white-Blutooth-earthingy-users who paid a thousand dollars for the privilege, but you are insignificant to Redmond. And to the world market.

By this site's statistics, Apple is credited with 2.2 billion Apple devices worldwide.

It also boasts that, of 3.84 million apps on its walled garden "store", over a million are games. So more than 26% of its apps are time-wasters. What a great excuse to crow about. Meanwhile, the Samsung Galaxy store totalled over 10 million downloads in 2010.

This site also declares that "In Q2 2024, iPhone sales accounted for 50.46% of Apple’s revenue". And ? The Apple share of smartphones in Q4 2024 is 10. Meanwhile, that site totals over 100 for Samsung. Yet, it has the balls to state that iPhone 16 "remained the world’s best-selling smartphone ". Um, really ? The most expensive, certainly, but 3 lines lower the Galaxy A16 is outselling the iPhone 16 by a factor of over 7 to 1. Talk about the Cupertino reality distortion field . . .

Finally, the desktop OS market share declares that MacOS is worth barely 10%.

So, I'm happy that you can afford a month's salary for your latest iThing, but you can fuck off if you think that you represent an actual force in the market.

The only thing you are is a valuable idiot in Apple's eye. And Apple is an expert in making you believe you are important.

But that is only Apple's opinion.

Don't take AI to Thanksgiving: Bots have hidden biases

Pascal Monett Silver badge

"Don't take AI to" anywhere

I do not "take" AI.

I do not use it, I do not trust it.

I have a brain and I know how to use it.

Cyber exec with lavish lifestyle charged with selling secrets to Russia

Pascal Monett Silver badge

"an unidentified Russian buyer"

What is the point in identiying said Russian buyer ?

It's not like you're going to be able to drag that company to a non-Russian court, now is it ?

Extraordinary rendition was a great idea until somebody realized that it works both ways . . .

Microsoft suggests temporary registry hack for stricken smart card users

Pascal Monett Silver badge

Incompetence.

It's incompetence.

Something that Borkzilla's Scroogesque pile of money has disguised as competence for decades now (remember Ballmer ?) and, thanks to the endless amount of incompetent managers and CEOs buying into the scheme, Redmond continues to be able to pretend it knows what it is doing when any technical person of actual experience and competence (the two do go together, you know) will be able to demonstrate just how much that is completely wrong.

SAP says some customers are dragging their feet on contract sign-offs

Pascal Monett Silver badge
Facepalm

"customers are dragging their feet on contract sign-offs"

Hello ? Houston to the Board : customers do not owe you their money.

You are supposed to convince them to hand it over.

If your only excuse is extortion and predatory licensing, guess what ? Your "customers" will tell you to fuck off, because you are not the Mafia and you can't say "what a nice procurement system you have, would be a shame if something happened to it" without getting a furious lawsuit you would lose, and rightly so.

The only way to convince your customers that your new license is in their interest is to prove it them, not to your Board.

In that, you are failing.

Deal with it.

Microsoft threatens to ram Copilot into Exchange Server on-prem

Pascal Monett Silver badge

Re: Summarising emails

You know what an "executive summary" is, right ?

It's the gold-plated excuse for manglement to complain that they were never told about such-and-such issue before imposing authorizing deployment.

Copilot is the automated version on excuse creation.

UK.gov vows to hack through regulation to get benefit from AI

Pascal Monett Silver badge

75,000 working days a year

Apparently, in the UK there are 254 working days per year (on average).

Given that UK gov is publicly stating that of pseudo-AI will save the peons money, it means that 295 government employees will be facing the chop.

Also, where is the basis for this figure ? Why not 7.5 million working days ? Then you could pretend to justify over 250 thousand redundancies.

What ? Too soon ?

Apple’s AirDrop makes weird latency spikes for Wi-Fi wonks, researcher finds

Pascal Monett Silver badge

"do the Apple way of networking"

It's the Apple way, or the highway.

Not using Apple is recommended, but not spoken of.

On the other hand, this is one case of very good naming on Apple's side.

TI CEO says some customers still wary of Trump's import tax roulette

Pascal Monett Silver badge

"clarity on what exactly are the final rules"

You might get more clarity in 2029.

Then again, you might not.

Do you play russian roulette ? You're going to have to learn.

Ex-Uber CSO is gellin' like a felon with teen cyber crims, explains why they do it

Pascal Monett Silver badge

"He started his own consulting firm, Joe Sullivan Security"

That is going on my blacklist right now.

You can go on pretending that you've seen the light, I don't care.

On the other hand, you probably have a brilliant career ahead of you with Trump. You should ask for a meeting. Don't expect to get paid, though. Trump keeps whatever money he has for himself.

OpenAI's Atlas shrugs off inevitability of prompt injection, releases AI browser anyway

Pascal Monett Silver badge

" 'Trust no AI' says one researcher"

Could every browser maker please include that in every tab it shows, please ?

IBM is just not into the 'spend megabucks on cloudy GPUs' thing, rents them instead

Pascal Monett Silver badge

The orange shitgibbon doesn't care what happens to the peons. If anything, he would have invited Ginny to the White House for a nice Big Mac dinner (and posted the required photos saying that he paid for it himself).

Meanwhile, he has harped on green cards and managed to make sure he could make some money off of that, instead of plowing some much-needed funds into the US education system.

But nobody does that because educated people have a big risk of seeing through the bullshit and not voting for a serial loser like Trump.

With impeccable timing, AWS debuts automated cloud incident report generator

Pascal Monett Silver badge
Thumb Up

Impeccable timing

"We could really have used this a couple of days ago, guys "

Once again, The Vulture bites the heels of IT. Keep it up !

China blames US for cyber break-in, claims America is world's biggest bit burglar

Pascal Monett Silver badge
Stop

China complains about US industrial interference

Okay, let's play that game. How many Chinese nationals have been dragged into court for corporate espionage vs how many Americans have been caught in China doing the same ?

Numbers, please. Then we'll talk.

AI eats leisure time, makes employees work more, study finds

Pascal Monett Silver badge

Re: This is a research paper?

Yes. They just assumed, and you know what they say about "assumed".

But, if I understand correctly, these "researchers" are based in China - so maybe they don't have access to those pesky studies that are revealing to the rest of the world that "AI" is not all it's cracked up to be.

AWS outage turned smart homes into dumb boxes – and sysadmins into therapists

Pascal Monett Silver badge

Re: It's not just tossers who use smart stuff

You are completely right, some of these products can indeed represent a boon for the physically disabled. No one is criticizing that aspect.

It's the physically abled idiots that have more money than sense that garner our ire.

That and the fact that the companies hawking the tat are all using it as a means to monetize our private life under flimsy excuses.

SpaceX is behind schedule, so NASA will open Artemis III contract to competition

Pascal Monett Silver badge
Flame

Musk and his big mouth

Always over-promising and under-delivering. And insults do not an argument make.

He should be sweeping the streets of New York with a used broom, muttering to himself all the time.

Amazon brain drain finally sent AWS down the spout

Pascal Monett Silver badge

Well it got applied on the outside in the end.

The real insight behind measuring Copilot usage is Microsoft's desperation

Pascal Monett Silver badge
Windows

"randomized mathematical models"

Like I trust Redmond's notion of mathematics . . .

Major AWS outage across US-East region breaks half the internet

Pascal Monett Silver badge

"breaks half the internet"

Not my half.

Then again, I'm only reading El Reg today . . .

A simple AI prompt saved a developer from this job interview scam

Pascal Monett Silver badge

"the faker posed as the chief blockchain officer"

Anything blockchain causes an instantaneous reaction : RUN !

I would not need to ask a hullacinating bullshit generator to check some code that I will NOT download, much less execute.

Brain cells work quicker than ChatGPT. If you have them.

Tribunal wonders if Microsoft has found a legal hero after pivot to copyright gambit

Pascal Monett Silver badge

"Is Office an artistic work"

No, it is not.

An artist is an individual who takes care of his artistic vision and strives to improve himself from one work to the next.

Borkzilla doesn't care about improving itself, and claiming that icons have colors does not make Redmond a painter.

I would really like to be a judge just to throw out this case with extreme prejudice.

UK calls up Armed Forces veterans for digital ID soft launch

Pascal Monett Silver badge

"the government's push [..] to embrace digital ID cards"

Maybe if the government had a better track record with all things digital it wouldn't be so much of a push ?

Ruby Central tries to make peace after 'hostile takeover'

Pascal Monett Silver badge

"Ruby Central tries to make peace after 'hostile takeover' "

Nope. Sorry, but not sorry.

If you had any respect for the Open Source community, you would have done things differently.

As it is, you have just demonstrated that you will bend over and take in the ass for anyone with enough money to impress you.

You're history.

The Internet does not forget,.

Hyperscalers try to beat the heat with larger racks, more air flow

Pascal Monett Silver badge
Trollface

Oh come now

And here I was thinking that we'd all be happy about bigger racks . . .

Windows 11 update breaks localhost, prompting mass uninstall workaround

Pascal Monett Silver badge
FAIL

Yeah, but you did move to Win 11.

Chamber of Commerce sues over Trump's $100K H-1B paywall

Pascal Monett Silver badge

I wish you were right.

From where I sit, it really looks like His Orangeness does whatever the fuck he feels like until someone wakes up and says "no".

Then that someone is fired.

The USA. How to fail Democracy.

Turns out the end of Windows 10 is good for something: The PC refresh cycle

Pascal Monett Silver badge
Windows

Re: More bubbles are going to burst.....

Agreed.

The hardware for the past ten years at least is more than capable enough to ensure Internet browsing, email and video.

One of these days, Redmond et al will have to recognize that the latest and greatest is just a pipe dream. 90% of users already have what they need.

Gamers and video makers will always be an exception, but you don't make revenue out of them - they're a percentile of the market.

Pascal Monett Silver badge

Interesting.

So, how lethal is DOS 1.0 these days ?