* Posts by Pascal Monett

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Nominet backtracks on .uk domain expiration money grab, critics still fear sweetheart deal to come

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"it may again find itself under review by the [BIS]"

Given the result of the last review, I fear that that is not really an incentive for Nominet to Do The Right Thing, namely it's fucking job.

What would really stir the hornet's nest is if Nominet was found by a judge to actually be a for-profit organization, and forced to change its legal structure.

Looking forward to that, actually.

When Irish screens are borking: Ticketing trip-up for Dublin-based Windows 10 IoT terminal, but at least it's not XP

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Dear God

Windows 1 0 on a point-of-sale thingy. What nincompoop approved that ?

Honestly, point-of-sale machines should be on Linux. I don't care which distro, but use Linux for Pete's sake.

Linux does not have customer-facing popups that ask if you want to update Now, or Now.

AWS unleashes a new homegrown Linux that's good enough to bottle

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Re: Missing tools?

The article states that it has everything it needs to run a container.

That sounds like a pretty good idea to me, and demonstrates brilliantly just how adaptable Linux can be.

You'd be hard pressed to get Borkzilla make a Windows 1 0 For Containers version that wasn't actually just Windows 1 0 renamed.

As promised, Apple will now entertain suggestions from the hoi polloi on how it should run its App Store

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Stop

A larger share ?

Don't give them any ideas, even sarcastic ones.

Apple does not understand sarcasm.

Forget Fortnite and FIFA: India wants to develop games based on local legends

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“Can we make games based on them?”

Please do.

I welcome new insights into the gaming culture. I'm sure that the addition of Indian culture will bring a lot of diversity to the game pool. Go for it.

China trolls Trump with tech export rules changes that could imperil TikTok sale

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It's true that it is rather difficult to pretend to the moral high ground after having spent the entire second half of the 20th century selling weapons and ammo to any country that had a revolutionary movement, often to both sides at a time.

And, as for not wanting Trump to win the upcoming elections, I hardly think China is the only country with that disposition.

In any case, I fully support that stance.

Microsoft reprieves SHA-1 deprecation in Edge 85 security baseline

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More like they're continuing to screw themselves. If they still need SHA-1 since it has been deprecated, it means that they've done diddly-squat to solve the problem and migrate to something more secure.

Once again, business-critical applications whose original vendor has long bitten the bullet are still lurking about, preventing any change because of the prohibitive cost in replacing them by something more secure.

Of course, companies in this situation could just physically isolate the affected machines from the Internet, but if they're already doing that and there are no other machines accessing the outdated security components, then the Edge/SHA-1 issue already doesn't impact them, so where's the problem ?

What a time for a TITSUP*: Santander down and out on pre-Bank Holiday payday

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I thought that was akin to religious practice in IT circles.

Obviously, religion has not been passed on to the new generation.

So, be Agile Monday through Thursday, but be wary on Fridays. Always.

Life with Amazon's fitness band: Upload your half-naked pics to see how fat you'll look without exercise. You now sound stressed – relax!

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Beware

Don't forget that there are people, apparently a majority of whom are women, who take a lost pound as never being enough and force themselves to lose more even though they are more than thin enough and could actually benefit from taking a pound or ten.

Anorexia is no laughing matter.

Worried about the Andromeda galaxy crashing into our Milky Way in four billion years? Too bad, it's quite possibly already happening

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The only problem is the fact that our planet is going to be an roasted husk in about a billion years, due to the Sun's increased activity as it goes through its hydrogen reserves.

Humanity will have to have migrated from Earth by that time if we want to have a chance of being around when the merger actually becomes visible.

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Just as an aside

Google "andromeda collision" images. Most of them are breathtaking. I rather like this one.

SQLite maximum database size increased to 281TB – but will anyone need one that big?

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Thank you for your insightful reply.

I now have food for thought.

Kubernetes moves to end ‘permanent beta’ for some APIs

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That's a good thing

I totally agree with this position. Way too many projects end up gathering dust on the shelves after the initial feature set is more or less working.

This will at least level the field - either someone is actively taking care of the project, or the project dies the death that is waiting for it.

IBM ordered to pay £22k to whistleblower and told by judges: Teach your managers what discrimination means

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Good for Davidson

But really, to go back to her desk and look forward to working with those four assholes - I wouldn't want to have to do that.

And besides, work calls actually scheduled for Saturday mornings ? What the blazes is that ?

If, as a manager, you can't get your work done weekdays from 8 to 8, then you're useless as a manager. Obviously, there can be exceptions, but if you have to wrap up your week every Saturday morning, then you're doing something wrong.

Monday mornings is supposed to be the time for the weekly pep talk, not Saturday.

Ex-Autonomy CFO Sushovan Hussain loses US appeal bid against fraud convictions and 5-year prison sentence

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This is still HP's fault

Honestly, I don't really care if Autonomy was cooking the books. I's not good if it was, for sure, but frankly, I still hold HP completely responsible for being conned in the first place.

I said it before and I'll say it again : if I buy a house on the basis of nice pictures, then find out once I've paid that those pictures were just canvas photos in lieu of a a run-down ruin, I don't think that the courts would grant me any recourse. So why does HP get one ? Especially since HP had the time and power to do due diligence, and more especially since there were people in HP that were dead against the whole deal in the first place, with good reason.

HP should lose this case, for the example. Maybe Hussain should be condemned, not judging that, but HP should still definitely lose.

Two arrested in Congo after Google Loon mobe balloon meets terra firma more than 1,000km from operating area

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"violating YouTube's terms of service"

Funny, they never seem to tell you what term you actually violated.

TikTok CEO quits after less than three months in the job

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Oracle ?

That Microsoft was intending to buy TikTok is no surprise. Borkzilla would buy a dead squirrel if it thought it could milk another billion out of it. But Oracle ?

There is no credibility there. Oracle and TikTok just don't go together. Borkzilla is already a worn-out patchwork of hodge-podge applications and tools, one more won't make a difference, but Oracle is just Oracle.

Does not compute.

Forget your space-age IT security systems. It might just take a $1m bribe and a willing employee to be pwned

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I would like to think that that would be my attitude as well, but you never know until it happens.

And let's not forget that kidnapping your significant other, or child if you have one, can also be on the cards, with the threat of losing body parts if you don't comply.

It's rather hard to ignore that kind of threat.

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Well the FSB ain't what it used to be

Once upon a time, the KGB would have first gotten dirt on the prospect, or fabricated it if there was none to be had. Then there would have been a night out, but with girls, not friends, and the deal would have been proposed. Of course, the dirt would have been hinted at, then blatantly exposed if the prospect was not compliant. When the deal had been agreed on, the prospect, now very willing accomplice, would have remained under surveillance until completion of the mission.

Don't they watch The Americans any more ?

Pff. Amateurs.

Autonomous robots that can be injected? Not as far off as it sounds, say boffins, thanks to new ion-powered silicon legs

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The artist's rendition is all wrong

Where's the frikkin' laser ?

What would you prefer: Satellite-streamed cat GIFs – or a decent early warning of an asteroid apocalypse?

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Although it is an order of magnitude cheaper than during the Apollo launches, launching a kilo of mass into low earth orbit is still pegged at over $2700, which is not negligible.

There is another matter to consider, the volume available for launch. On the Falcon Heavy, Humanity's most capable launcher at this time, the available space to launch is 13.2 meters high and 5.2 meters in diameter. I'm sure boffins could fit a telescope in there - the Hubble space telescope is out there after all and it's smaller than that, although not by much.

So the problem is more along the line of we can launch another Hubble space telescope, but we can't launch anything bigger at this point in time.

US election 2020: The disinfo operations have evolved, but so have state governments

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Foreign states hardly need to spend millions when Facebook will take anyone's post and chuck into everyone's "newsfeed".

That's how the Russians interefered in 2016 - by writing a series of Facebook posts that got people who don't pay attention all riled up.

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Re: Oh DemocraSSy, so much money wasted in your name!

Yes, in my country it is different. For one, candidates only have two weeks to campaign, time during which their speaking time is heavily regimented. Second, all candidates must submit a complete declaration of their personal possessions - trying a Trump will just get you excluded, billionaire or not. Third, in my country there is no second group of people who can override my vote. Finally, campaign expenditures are scrutinized under a microscope, and nobody spends billions on it.

So yeah, France is different. It's actually a democracy.

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Re: They had their positives and negatives

Pray tell, what positive does Trump have ?

I really would like to know, because I can't see any.

His reign has been a roller coaster of shit ending in a sewage tank full of dead bodies.

Google wants to listen in to whatever you get up to in hotel rooms

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Just unplug it

No reason to change your travel decisions because of this little nuisance. Find one in your room ? Unplug it and the problem is solved.

The answer is Anthos, cries Google's OnAir videogasm. But what is the question?

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Re: Eveerything I read now looks a new way to...

Yup, it's the New World in IT, and that world is communist.

You don't own anything any more, your landlord does. And you dance to his tune.

And, when the music stops, you just stand there, awkwardly, until the DJ gets everything going again.

Here's a neat exploit to trick someone into inadvertently emailing their files to you from their Mac, iPhone via Safari

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"The bug isn't too serious [..] because user interaction is required"

User interaction, as in clicking clicking OK on a popup ?

It's serious.

Palantir: Never made a profit, we do something with family-separating ICE, we just lost $580m – please join our IPO

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So the company never made a profit

Yet the bosses allocate themselves a million a month. Including a billionaire who doesn't need the money.

If you think I'm investing in that, I have a bridge to sell you.

'There is no way we can keep coding local': GitPod's cloud development platform released into sunlight of open source

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"a platform that enables developers to create cloud-hosted development environments"

So we've now started creating Russian Doll IDEs ?

Conflict of interest? We've heard of it. Amazon on selection panel to choose UK.gov's chief digi officer

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“highly inappropriate”

Oh, come now, we all know that this is inevitable. Amazon is just taking its rightful place in the government wheels. Place which will allow it to better serve the public, right ?

I mean, hey, multi-billion dollar corporations have been wining and dining lobbying government officials since their first billion, so why not get real and give them a seat at the decision table ?

It's not like there are any government officials who have the balls to send them packing anyway. They need those sweet retirement gigs.

The truth is, honest people need willpower to cheat, while cheaters need it to be honest

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"moral default"

Does this mean that they have developed an MRI-defined method of determining if someone is basically honest, or basically a cheater ?

Um, almost the entire Scots Wikipedia was written by someone with no idea of the language – 10,000s of articles

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Re: Where to from here?

Agreed. It is good to learn that the Scottish Wiki editor is not Scottish, but it is no use banging on his head for the problem. The real problem is that there are no Scottish people editing the Scottish wiki.

Get some real Scots on there and the problem will solve itself. And if no Scots can be bothered, then maybe it isn't a problem.

Adobe yanks freebie Creative Cloud offer – now universities and colleges have to put up or shut up

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“Universities where Adobe is not core will get a lot more focused”

Yep, indeed : focused on alternatives that cost less, even if they're not as good.

Maybe this push by Adobe is going to incite other vendors to up their game a bit. Adobe has always had a near-monopoly with Photoshop, even forcing its clients to the Could didn't put a dent in its user base, although teeth were grinding loudly.

That's because there is no product that can compete with Adobe on features, Photoshop is just king of the hill.

And Adobe pushes that as far as it can (in the interest of its shareholders, of course).

Apple coughs $84m to settle South Korean market abuse case

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What cheek

"[Apple] insisted that local carriers foot the bill for advertising and fixing under-warranty iThings "

What nerve. If the iThings are under warranty, they are your responsibility, Apple, and no one else's. I am frankly appaled at the idea that the carriers didn't tell Cupertino to stuff it, accompanied by a vast ad campaign telling the public what Apple had demanded and why they had refused.

Public opinion can be useful. I doubt very much that South Koreans would have appreciated that Apple was trying to force someone else to bear the costs of Apple's warranty.

North Korean hackers pwned cryptocurrency sysadmin with GDPR-themed LinkedIn lure, says F-Secure

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Enable Content

You have to be a boob to go and enable content just to read a Word document. Whatever is enabled is just links and code, the actual content of the document does not need enabling to read it. On top of that, whatever links may be embedded generally pertain to the author's network, and you haven't a snowball's chance in Hell of being able to access it. So the only thing you'd be enabling is code you don't know.

And this was a sysadmin <facepalm>.

Start Me Up: 25 years ago this week, Windows 95 launched and, for a brief moment, Microsoft was almost cool

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Re: it's infamous need to be rebuilt literally every couple of months

I counted. I have reinstalled Win98SE a grand total of 312 times. And that, only on my computer. I have also reinstalled it dozens of times on other people's computers.

XP was truly an Operating System. It worked for weeks at a time (well, my memories are mostly about SP3, so there may be some bias there), had one or two orders of magnitude less BSODs, and was fun to use (ie it didn't get in the way of what you wanted to do). Of course, it had the godawful Registry, but that was its worst point.

Win 7/64 is, for me, the best MS OS. It'll be Mint after that.

The Viking Snowden: Denmark spy chief 'relieved of duty' after whistleblower reveals illegal snooping on citizens

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Re: Corruption,... again

It is true that there has recently been a tsunami of people abusing their power and status, and brazenly denying anything wrong even in the face of overwhelming proof (no, I'm not just thinking of the OHSG).

That being said, it is hardly new. ICANN has been trailblazing on that front for more than a decade now, and nothing appears to be stopping it. On the contrary, it has clearly spawned admirers (eh, Pai ?).

If you think Mozilla pushed a broken Firefox Android build, good news: It didn't. Bad news: It's working as intended

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"it's the new version of Firefox for Android"

From what I read here and in the comments, it will also be the last version of Firefox for Android, because everyone is going to move to something else.

No back button ? WTF ?

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Re: Unfortunate ...

Try Brave, you'll thank me.

Fusion boffins apply plasma know-how to building thrusters

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YES !

Imperial Star Destroyer thrusters, here we come !

Well done on finally having fusion that works. That is why we must continue research in fusion, you never know what it can end up being applied to.

IT blunder permanently erases 145,000 users' personal chats in KPMG's Microsoft Teams deployment – memo

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Another great Microsoft idea

Central recording and retention of chats. Brilliant. That way, you get problems like this.

Why is it that humans, in general, absolutely want to treat every platform like a data store ? Chat has one use : to contact someone that has the answer to the problem you have NOW, get the answer and solve your problem. The chat window is only useful up to the moment you have that info. Once you're done implementing the info, you close the chat window and it is of no use to you any more.

If you absolutely want to keep that chat for reference purposes, every chat tool I have ever used allows you to save the thread, but once you close the window, the chat is gone.

And that's the way it should be.

Accenture scores £20m contract extension with UK pensions department: Competition? We've heard of it

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Is it just me ?

"The UK’s Department for Work and Pensions has handed Accenture a £20m contract extension, without outside competition, to try to keep some seriously ageing applications and infrastructure running. "

Or does anyone else have an intense feeling of déjà vu when reading that first sentence ?

I started reading that and could almost finish it before I was halfway through. I have the feeling that I've already read that exact same sentence ten times this year.

Oh, DWP, you have a "long established procurement process" ? Yup, and we can all see how it works : you choose the vendor you're already working with and throw more money at it.

Uncle Sam to blow millions on getting fusion power finally working – with the help of AI

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Re: Fusion reactor safe?!!!!

That article is one hell of a wet blanket on my fusion enthusiasm. If what he says is true, we're better off with thorium reactors.

India's contact-tracing app grows an API to share health status info with businesses

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So, if I understand correctly, now companies in India will check the COVID status of consultants that need to come in and do stuff the company needs and, if the result is not good, the consultant cannot come.

Which means the work won't be done, or at least, not by that guy.

It might look like a good idea on the surface, but the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.

TikTok takes to the courts to challenge US ban

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Re: Trump hs shown distain for the courts

Trump shows disdain for everyone and everything who do not blindly agree with everything he says or do not get down on their knees to kiss his fat ass when he decides that's what he wants.

Crack this mystery: Something rotated the ice shell around Jupiter's Europa millions of years ago, fracturing it

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Re: leaving little or no trace visible on the surface

Not sure of that. If we imagine a round-ish meteor punching a hole in the surface ice, the melt would clearly outline a circle and the interior would be noticeably smoother than the region around it.

Might take a bit of time to spot, but I think it would be quite visible once you've found it.

Google says Australian pay-for-news code means it can’t quit the country

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28 days ?

Isn't that a bit long for "advance notice of algorithm changes" ?

I perfectly agree with Australia's desire to see news outlets get their fair share - which Google has never worried about until now - and I totally support any effort that reigns in this out-of-control behemoth that does whatever it feels like and whines like a child when someone steps up to curb the rampant tracking and broken ad system, but this is the age of Internet and near-instantaneous worldwide communication.

28 days of notice is a perfectly administrative mindset defined by people who do nothing but talk all day long, then agree to meet tomorrow to talk some more. If we admit that an advance notification is useful and necessary, then we also have to admit that five working days is more than enough time to get the notification, read it, understand the impact and explain to the higher-ups.

Especially since Google is just notifying, there's no acceptance to be had. So basically Google could just make a web page listing the changes, send the notification and implement the changes. Why wait ?

Then the page could serve as an ongoing log of what changes Google made, and that would become historical reference at the same time.

Good enough.

‘IT professionals increasingly define themselves by capabilities they excel at managing’ says Atlassian chap

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Not surprising

It is hardly surprising that this Stame is a high-ranking manager, he's got the knack for not saying anything useful in more than enough words.

He also manages to contradict himself when he says that IT workers no longer define themselves by the product they're good at but by the skills they have, then goes on to say that they refer to themselves as AWS or Azure specialists.

He calls himself a strategist, but he has clearly been working more on the sales side of the business.

No wonder he can spout so much bull without thinking.

Utes gotta be kidding me... University of Utah handed $457K to ransomware creeps

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Re: Utah Retard School

Exactly. The school did not choose to pay to not let the information out, the school chose the pay-and-pray-they'll-keep-their-word option.

You're dealing with criminals, their word is a good as their deed.

On the other hand, from a marketing point of view, it's bad for business if you hack someone, get the ransom and then let them hang. So I guess the hackers are kind of forced to keep their word because if hackers are known to screw you once you've paid, there would be zero incentive to pay, right ?

So long, Top Gun... AI software waxes US F-16 pilot's tail 5-0 during virtual dogfight drills

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They do that on attack choppers all the time. The Apache had a forward gun controlled by where the pilot (or gunner - don't remember specifically which) was looking, not where the chopper was pointed.

But a helicopter doesn't go supersonic, and dogfight tradition is you point the plane. It was rather successful in both world wars.