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Trump officials float plan for Americans to share their medical data more freely

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Oh really ?

"The benefits to millions of Americans for me will be enormous. We I will save time, we'll save make money, and most importantly, we'll save lives sell more merch."

TFTFY

Trump never does anything for anyone but himself. He has a great opportunity here to look good, but just wait to see how the usual suspects are going to be the ones benefitting the most.

Datacenter lobby blows a fuse over EU efficiency proposals

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Mushroom

"group including AWS, Microsoft and Google"

Yeah, in other words the exact same entities EU citizens need to be protected from.

They can blow a fuse. They can blow a datacenter. It's time we got back our privacy from the US Government.

Europe's AI crackdown starts this week and Big Tech isn't happy

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Re: "Europe is heading down the wrong path on AI."

Absolutely.

Anything that Meta complains about is a Good ThingTM for The People.

Australia bans kids from signing up for YouTube accounts, angering Google

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“We want kids to know who they are before platforms assume who they are.”

That is surprisingly well put.

Unfortunately, I have yet to see an age verification system that actually works.

Australia’s attempt to join the space race lasts just 14 seconds

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Re: It's not brain science

NASA, ESA and the Russkies have more experience, is all.

Don't forget that NASA has a well-documented history of launch failures.

ESA is not without stains on its launch history either.

As for the Russians, it's difficult to tell because the Soviets only ever publicised their successes. However, given the rather recent string of failures since 2010, one must ask oneself if they are as good as you think they are.

Google’s latest renewable energy deal is all gas bags and hot air

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"strategic investment"

Funny how, with any company that is valued in the billions, everything suddelny becomes "strategic".

There is no "give it a shot" investment. There's no "We're going to try this" investment.

No. It's all done with military precision - even though the military has the saying "no plan survives first contact with the enemy".

But it makes the suits (who've never seen a battlefield outside of films) feel more important, as if they've carefully considered all the variables and come to the best conclusion.

Yeah, sure.

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So you're saying it's going to cost some money.

Well I think Google has some of that . . .

Windows 11 is a minefield of micro-aggressions in the shipping lane of progress

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Re: Just here to cheer on Rupert

Agreed.

We need more articles like this.

Aeroflot aeroflops over 'IT issues' after attackers claim year-long compromise

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Trollface

"Russia's largest airline"

Wait, Russia has more than one airline ?

'Impossible hill to climb': US clouds crush European competition on their home turf

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Re: Just waiting for France to get fed up enough to tell them to bugger off

Sorry, but it's not with the EU sycophant that we have sitting at l'Elysée that that is ever going to happen.

Intel cutting cutting-edge node funds would mean no more Moore's Law

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Windows

So now it's Chipzookie, eh ?

My, have the mighty fallen.

Time for obituary, I guess :

Here lies Intel, what's left of it's reputation bleeding out as fast as the ink fills its books.

Let us not forget that Intel basically created and the PC market and the upgrade treadmill we all so joyously participated in for more than a decade and a half, with Microsoft reaping much of the rewards.

Alas, poor Intel, your very success attracted the competition that ended up eating your lunch.

I, for one, will remember you fondly, always.

Microsoft walks us through Copilot Search with a domain it doesn't even own

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"it refused to comment"

Well duh. You're not the school teacher, now are you ?

Unfortunately for Redmond, you are journalists, and journalists have a tendancy to talk about things.

Publicly. And openly.

And that kind of mistake at this point in time is really not a good thing for Borkzilla.

But, realistically, what will it change ? Nothing. Redmond's history of failures could fill an encyclopedia, yet Microsoft is still a $3.8 trillion company, instead of being the run-from-a-garage failure it should be.

So, business as usual, then, eh ?

A billion dollars' worth of Nvidia chips fell off a truck and found their way to China, report says

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"Jensen Huang, [..] sees China as a significant opportunity"

Well yeah. A billion+ person market is obviously mouth-watering from a revenue perspective.

What I find interesting is that he was born in Taiwan. You know, that country that China is gearing up to invade.

Does that make him some sort of a traitor to his birthplace ?

Of course, if China does invade and conquer Taiwan, then he will obviously be hailed as a visionary.

Pfff.

You DO see Windows 11 as an AI PC opportunity, say Dell and Intel

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FAIL

"upgrading their PC fleet is a virtue"

Heh, sorry, but Redmond has decided that its precious Win11 will not run on older hardware, so upgrading is not always an available choice.

Microsoft CEO feels weighed down by job cuts

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Shareholders pay no one.

They are only there to get paid.

Trump promises he won't put his boot on Musk's neck

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Stop

"We're all businesspeople here"

Trump is most definitely not a business man. Every one of his business ventures were failures, and most of them were a scam from day one.

Musk, for all his faults (and God knows he has a list), has at least proven that he can manage a business.

Sometimes.

So much for watermarks: UnMarker tool nukes AI provenance tags

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"remove an image watermark in only a few minutes"

With over $3000 of hardware.

I'm pretty sure that the average PC user does not have a $3K+ hardware setup, and the number of individuals with an A100 graphics card in their rig can probably be counted on the fingers of one hand.

So this is a nice research paper, to be sure, and I salute the fact that it is proven that watermarking is basically obsolete.

Now come back to me when you have the figures on a GeForce RTX 50, which I figure is a bit more available to the common public.

Microsoft-owned GitHub: Open source needs funding. Ya think?

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Borkzilla begging for money

Hey, Redmond, you bought GitHub.

You pay for its maintenance.

Tesla bets on bot smoke screen as political and market realities bite

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"Elon Musk was optimistic about the future"

When has he not been ?

Especially in front of investors.

Mistral AI environmental report confirms AI is a hungry, thirsty beast

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And don't forget to set your thermostat to 19°C because climate change . . .

The tiny tech tribe who could change the world tomorrow but won't

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"There are ten people in the world who could decide tomorrow"

Name and shame.

This needs to be done. Kick the anthill and get them moving.

UN World Court declares countries must curb emissions or be held responsible

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Facepalm

Oh, so the UN has passed a decree

Gosh.

Will that be followed by a sternly-worded letter ?

And after three SWL, what do you get ? A black star on your notebook ?

Trump AI plan rips the brakes out of the car and gives Big Tech exactly what it wanted

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"[..] AI that pursues truth, fairness and strict impartiality."

And the orange shitgibbon is the one defining truth.

Fairness and impartiality are words he does not comprehend - they were added by the press secretary for PR purposes.

Nothing to see here: Brave browser blocks privacy-busting Microsoft Recall

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Thank you Brave !

Thank you for standing up to the industry that is endlessly trying to milk our private lives under any excuse they can find.

You don't remember what site you were on when you saw those shoes ? Too bad. Live with it.

SAP warns of 'extended approvals' for spending in manufacturing, US public sector

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SAP

They should use Hotel California as their official anthem.

IRS has lost one-quarter of its IT staff since Trump took office

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Don't you just love it ?

There's too many administrative personnel.

Let's start by cutting down the personnel that ensures government has revenue.

Is that in The Art Of The Deal ?

Stop flooding us with AI-based grant applications, begs Health Institute

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Keep it up, Trump

With a President like you, who needs enemies ?

The real reason why Trump is killing the Mauna Loa observatory in Hawai'i

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"the most abundant and consequential greenhouse gas"

Really ?

What about methane ?

Check the link before Trump manages to extinguish it.

From the article :

"Methane is more than 28 times as potent as carbon dioxide at trapping heat in the atmosphere"

Mike Lynch estate owes HPE $943M over Autonomy fallout

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"in the best interest of shareholders."

Decency is apparently not their best interest.

This whole thing is a vast clown show. HP ignored internal warnings and pressed ahead with a purchase it did not need because of one guy's ego, which the Board did not oppose.

HPE should just swallow the loss and shut the fuck up.

NASA Goddard Center Director quits as agency staffers issue dissent letter

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Not her fault

I salute her courage and her own form of protest. She is not reponsible for the budget cuts of the orange baboon and his clique of crazed monkeys.

The message is clear : the US is no longer interested in funding Science.

Another year and Trump will find a way to get rid of STEM classes entirely.

Oh wait, he's already cut the budget of education as well . . .

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Re: Depressing

Not surprising, though

UK Post Office names public inquiry as risk to £410 million Horizon replacement project

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Poor little things

"Look, this public inquiry into why and how we knowingly drove innocent employees to suicide is really crimping our style. Could we just keep our lives, salaries and honors and move on ?"

Icon for my response ->

Science confirms what we all suspected: Four-day weeks rule

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Next year in Breaking News : 3-day week paid 5 is a roaring success

Well duh.

Look, I have personally seen the benefits that COVID-19 has brought (albeit to horrible expense). I am a freelance Notes specialist working in Luxembourg. Before COVID-19, I was on the road every day going to one client or another. Hours wasted in commute (Luxembourg highways are notorious for being locked up in traffic jams). Up at half past five, on the road at 6:20, get to my destination at best at 8:30 - destination that is at most 50km away. That's an average of less than half a kilometer per minute. The return trip was never much better.

During COVID-19, the lockup meant that my customers all sent me detailed log-on credentials and procedures. Suddenly, I could work from home, log into a secure VPN from my professional laptop (or I was given a company laptop), and work continued. Targets were hit, progress was attained. Life went on. I had a discussion with one IT manager during that period and I told him : "Look, you call me and, if I'm available, I'm logged in and working within 10 minutes. Before, we'd have to schedule a day for me to come in, which might have been tomorrow, or next week depending on my workload and when you were able to recieve me. Isn't this better ?".

It was. But now it's almost over. The majority of my customers have recovered their precious laptops, forcing me to once again go to their office. Those for whom I have a VPN login have, for the most part, left it active - probably because they appreciate the reactivity more than having me occupy a desk in their workspace (some people are actually intelligent).

The fact is : in my line of work, working from my office/home office is 100% efficient - and sometimes I even stay logged on just to see the result of an agent running after hours (without billing that time - hey, I'm just logged on with my work computer, while I wait I'm playing Diablo III on my gaming rig).

I do not have a crystal ball, I have no idea where the workplace is going. I am sure, however, that if we manage to get beyond the "I need to count my peons and see them sweat" type of management, working will be better and more productive for everyone.

In these conditions, I don't need a 4-day week to feel and be productive.

Vintage computing boffin releases expansive Intel 286 test suite

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Unbelievable

Only in computing do you see so much effort deployed for something that few people actually knew and almost nobody has any more.

Yes, I know that there are people who go through a lot of trouble to restore vintage cars, but somehow it does not strike me as so incredibly useless and impressive at the same time.

Please, FOSS world, we need something like ChromeOS

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Re: The trouble with endof10.org is its step 1

Yup.

That's the problem I find with the penguin community. They all laugh at you when you're on Windows, but choose one distro and you get yourself a barrage of insults because you didn't choose their preferred distro.

For all the holier-than-thou behavior of the Linux community, there is a whole lot of pre-teen testosterone behavior in a lot of them.

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Re: The elephant in the room

I absolutely second your point.

I was once involved, as IT support, in a project that was supposed to be a non-profit organizing IT trainings for the poor in order to help them get positions in the workplace. A laudable goal, I thought, so I participated gladly.

At one point, the lead responsible made an off-hand remark about how expensive MS Office was and I immediately offered to install LibreOffice for them, explaining that it was free and had all the functionality they needed. I was showered in thanks and installed LO on their five admin laptops (admin because they were the non-profit management, not because they had any particular IT skills).

A few weeks later I went back to configure this and that, par for the course for a non-profit project, and the lead responsible commented on the fact that everyone had gone back to Excel and Word because LibreOffice was "too complicated".

I kept my mouth shut and made a noncommittal "hm hmm" noise.

From what I've heard since, that non-profit has dissolved into nothing.

Composer for worst Tomb Raider games jailed over COVID-19 loan fraud

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Well :

1. There was no central database to check whether he had an exiting loan : that's called administrative overhead - the less you have, the better right ? England prevails and all that.

2. The loans were granted based on a claim of over stated earnings without checking last audited accounts : It was difficult times. The Government did the best it could. God Save The Queen.

3. The responsibility for distributing public funds was given to banks : okay, but seriously, who should have shouldered that responsibility ? Hospitals ?

I agree that the whole management of COVID-19 was a vastly overinflated mess, but the small fry are getting fried now.

The big fish will, of course, continue par for the course and get away scot-free.

Alaska Airlines grounded itself due to mysterious IT problem

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Devil

So they were hacked

C'mon, guys, just admit it and we can throw you a "Welcome to the Club !" party.

Under-qualified sysadmin crashed Amazon.com for 3 hours with a typo

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"which did not seem like a good omen"

I have to admit, if I were responsible for something like that in such a company, my butthole would be so clenched I wouldn't even be able to fart until I was told that no, I wasn't fired.

I'm glad that he escaped that episode unscathed (well, almost).

Japan discovers object out beyond Pluto that rewrites the Planet 9 theory

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It's impractical. Isn't that a beautiful excuse to not obey the law ?

I'm sorry, Your Honor.

It was impractical for me to not hack that bank account and transfer the $60 million to my account.

I needed the money.

Vibe coding service Replit deleted user’s production database, faked data, told fibs galore

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Coding

It requires a coder. Someone with experience who will understand what you are asking, what the caveats are, and how to implement it on your choice of platform.

In any case, you went from "Wow, this is great ! I'm a coder !" to "Jesus, this thing is shit and I don't trust it" in record time.

And you paid for the privilege.

Microsoft patches failed to fix on-prem SharePoint, which is now under zero-day attack

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Don't worry, Microsoft

Nobody has ever dropped your shitty products because of bugs or security issues.

Carry on !

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Re: Guy I know

In France it is forbidden to record images from your property to the sidewalk or street.

You can install a camera that watches your front door on your own property, but if it proven that you can also record people walking their dog on the sidewalk, you're in trouble.

Meta declines to abide by voluntary EU AI safety guidelines

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"legal uncertainties"

Translation : we don't know how to milk that cash cow now.

Coldplay kiss-cam flap proves we’re already our own surveillance state

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Big Brother

"we're perfectly able and willing to surveil ourselves"

Yup.

1984, Brazil, and other works (of perfectly valid content and justifiable intentions) were all based on the idea that it is Goverment that is the watchful eye responsible for a dystopian future.

Then along came Facebook and it's been a downhill ride ever since.

I'm rather happy that George Orwell is already dead, because he would certainly have a heart attack if he saw what our "modern" civilization has become.

As companies race to add AI, terms of service changes are going to freak a lot of people out

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If they were that clueful about privacy and security, they would be using Sync.

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"We regret that our terms caused unnecessary confusion"

No. You regret getting caught.

There was no confusion. There was you slipping in a bit of text written by a highly-paid besuited Porsche-driving lawyer to ensure that, in the future, all of your options were open and available.

Unfortunately, it would appear that there are people who actually bother to take the time to read those coma-inducing piles of legalese (no, it's not English, it's its own language) and who have enough knowledge themselves to decrypt and unravel the truth behind the waffling.

And it would appear that, this time, they are not your friends.

Who knew ?

Watch out, another max-severity, make-me-root Cisco bug on the loose

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Bleak, but I can't fault you.

Time for Britain's CMA to strike hard – or risk losing the cloud competition fight

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Not a lot of enthusiasm here

Then again, there's not much to be had.

But saying that you're broke ? I think that's going a bit too far.

You are generating wealth. You're just not the ones that are benefitting from it.

‘I nearly died after flying thousands of miles to install a power cord for the NSA’

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"told the software guy the machine ran fully validated production code"

Then why was the software guy there in the first place ?