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We’ve found them! Govt reinstates records previously missing from the Police National Computer

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Well, the data was recovered

That is a good thing. It demonstrates that there is some functional backup system that can be relied on, with a bit of coaxing.

It is still to be hoped that a better backup procedure can be implemented, because restoring data in more than a quarter of a year is not exactly a stellar performance.

Tesla owners win legal fight after software update crippled older Model S batteries

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Re: Fuel is the least of the cost in the total life of the car

I'm not sure that I can agree with that statement.

Back in the halcyon days of pre-pandemic, I used to fill my tank once a week. That's give or take €40. Multiply that by basically 50, and that's €2000 per year of fuel.

The annual checkup costs me around €700.

So no, fuel is by far the biggest cost in the life of my car.

And actually, when I think of it, I'll be paying more for fuel than I paid for buying the car.

Hard cheese: Stilton snap shared via EncroChat leads to drug dealer's downfall

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"His palm and fingerprints were analyzed from this picture"

Dear $Deity, they can lift prints off of pictures now ?

Wow.

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Indeed. And it's another case of not needing backdoored encryption or violating one's privacy without a warrant to get the job done.

Man found dead inside model dinosaur after climbing in to retrieve phone

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To die for a phone

I understand the importance that mobile phones have today, but if you lose it in a ginormous model dinosaur and you're all alone, maybe you should start by going to the Municipal Hall and ask for help ?

Or even flag down a police car. Anything but going in headfirst without anyone to help you get back out.

Not to mention that he could have damaged the model.

That was an unreasonable act any way you look at it. I'm sorry that he died, but he really should have given the matter a bit more thought.

Apple patches macOS flaw exploited by malware to secretly snap screenshots

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"since Apple just threw its desktop operating system under the bus"

Thinking about that, it does not give me any confidence "going forward" that I will be inclined to use Apple OS, since it obviously doesn't consider it important enough to maintain properly.

I mean, if Apple is ready to throw it away at a moment's notice to justify something completely different, then Apple OS is not important enough to merit Apple's full attention. Why should I trust an OS when its maker doesn't care ?

I already don't trust Wondows 1 0.

Icarus moment: Mozilla Thunderbird was saving OpenPGP keys in plaintext after encryption snafu

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Encryption is very difficult to get right

And it is hard to know how to test that you've got it right.

Kudos to Kai Engert for having corrected the problem and getting it right.

Let us Play: Smartphone brand Honor lets slip it has gained access to Google Mobile Services licences

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Re: micromanaging little things and ignoring big things

Oh, you mean totally ignoring a world-wide pandemic but making sure everyon knows you order at McDonalds ?

Trump didn't manage anything. He just barked randomely and expected the underlings to solve all the problems.

This week, Apple CEO Tim Cook faced surprisingly tough questioning from judge

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Oh I get the strategy.

But a week into the trial on that specific issue and you don't have a clue ?

Pull the other one.

That's contempt, no doubt about it.

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Re: Works for Apple

That's what we're going to find out.

All this is The Zucks' fault. He has set precedent in not knowing anything about his company and passed with flying colors and no consequences, so why not do the same ?

Personally, if I were judge and the CEO of a trillion-dollar company stands before me and doesn't know anything on the subject that the Court has specifically been talking about for a week, I would slap him with contempt of Court and jail him until he remembers.

Good thing for Cook that I'm not a judge.

Roam if you want to: China’s Zhurong rover begins trundling on Mars

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"a notoriously difficult task"

Not only notorious, it's statistical.

More than half of the missions that have attempted to land on Mars have failed. That doesn't make for good odds.

Recentrly, we've been getting better at it, but it's still far from easy.

So kudos to the Chinese for succeeding on their first try !

The Microsoft Authenticator extension in the Chrome store wasn't actually made by Microsoft. Oops, Google

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Re: "I think you underestimate the power of bad publicity"

I vaguely remember having heard that there is no such thing as bad publicity.

Steve Wozniak to take stand: $1m suit claiming Woz stole idea for branded tech boot camp goes to trial

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So, coding boot camps are copyrightable ?

That's news to me. I've taken part in some, do I need to send a check somewhere ?

I don't think so.

This is apparently a breach of contract, not a copyright issue, and if you're in a breach of contract with Steve Wozniak, well it's a rich man's issue I can't bring myself to be bothered about.

Ever since Trump University I would be wary of any organization using a famous name anyway.

The Home Office will need to overturn a long legacy of failure to achieve ambition of all-digital border by 2025

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Changing ministers is never a solution, it is a distraction.

It is a ploy to have more time before the disaster is inevitable, at which point you change Prime Minister and start over again.

Yes, I am a Yes Minister fan.

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National Identity cards ?

You mean that thing that UK Gov has been trying to impose on Brits for the past twenty years without success ?

I don't see that happening any time soon.

Air India admits to data breach impacting 4.5m customers, sat on the news for five weeks

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You sat on it for 5 weeks

The only right time to reveal that you've a data breach is when you find out.

Eventually, you can take a day or two to ascertain the extent of the breach and what was pilfered.

Every additional day without a word just means two things : you are not competent enough to know what's going on on your network and you don't want anyone to know.

Well I'm sorry, but you were breached. It already doesn't look good, but at least you're hardly the first, so bite the bullet and alert your customers.

Waiting 5 weeks is borderline criminal.

Amazon continues its ban on allowing police to use its facial-recognition software

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"a typical supercomputer"

And just exactly what is that ?

Every supercomputer is unique. From the number of CPUs to the amount and type of RAM to the disk space, not to mention the architecture used, there is no such thing as a typical supercomputer.

And excuse me if I think that compressing months of work from a supercomputing behemoth that has thousands of processors, terabytes of RAM and petabytes of disk space, into 16 hours on a desktop GPU means that there has to be loss of precision in the result.

Just what is the poop capacity of an unladen sparrow? We ask because one got into the office and left quite a mess

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Re: Invest in mosquito screens.

Agreed. Came in to post the same.

Put a mosquito screen on your window. Problem solved.

That said, I am interested in knowing the poop capacity of an unladen sparrow. For general culture purposes, obviously.

Microsoft: Purveyors of the finest BORK since the 1990s

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"whenever the topic of bork comes up, Microsoft is invariably invoked"

And yet Borkzilla is not what you decided to use.

Shame.

Apple is happy to diss the desktop – it knows who's got the most to lose

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WTF?

"Apple is, after all, the professional’s platform"

I'm sorry, I can't wrap my head around that phrase. Especially when, litterally in the same sentence, it is followed by "Microsoft’s dominance in the enterprise".

So, the enterprise is not where the professionals are ? That's news to me.

Let's be clear about things : Microsoft is the most used desktop OS, whether you like it or not. Linux is actually what makes the Internet function, is part of the backbone of all communications, and is the spearhead of most things we send into space. It's also what makes The Cloud (TM) work - yes, even Azure. Apple is for the people who work on making things look good. There aren't that many of those, but their work is just as valuable.

Saying that only Apple has professionals is uttely ridiculous.

Conflicting messaging overshadows NHS Digital's attempts to inform public about patient data slurp

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"We do not sell data. We only seek to recoup costs"

And how do you do that if you do not sell data ?

This whole mess looks to me like there are too many people in charge of "informing" the public. Each of them inform on their little circle of oversight, without any coordination whatsoever.

So it's a typical UK Gov project. Everything's fine, then.

China all but bans cryptocurrencies

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20H2 ?

So you're confusing a desktop OS controlled by a single entity with a fractured mobile phone environment that is, in essence, barely controlled by anyone.

I understand how you don't get it now.

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"And then there’s the Digital Yuan"

So, in essence, China is banning competition to its own funny money.

Par for the course, I guess, even though I completely agree with the ban and think all Western countries should do the same.

As for blockchain, could someone please tell me how that non-scalable technology is going to improve any economy whatsoever ?

Google to venture where Apple soared and Microsoft crashed – physical retail

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No. Boris Johnson doesn't have a rash, he is a rash.

All that Lego has a purpose: Researchers find that spatial memory improves kids' mathematical powers

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Re: Lego and Minecraft

Lego was my favorite childhood activity.

Minecraft is awesome as well, I introduced my daughter, nieces and nephews to it.

Despite all that, I suck at math.

Oh well.

American insurance giant CNA reportedly pays $40m to ransomware crooks

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FAIL

$40m to the extortionists

Unacceptable.

If they have $40 million to throw away like that, they have the money to guarantee proper backup procedures and use them.

If I were a shareholder to this bunch of clowns, I'd be screaming bloody murder at the CEO.

It took 'over 80 different developers' to review and fix 'mess' made by students who sneaked bad code into Linux

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Break the law ?

What law ?

Nobody's going to jail over this. This is not a situation where the police are involved.

Maybe they should be, but that's an entire other argument.

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Sorry, but you are intelligent enough to be aware of your ineptitude.

That makes you better than a lot, in my book.

Firefly Aerospace's Blue Ghost lunar lander set to ride a SpaceX Falcon 9 to the Moon

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"The company's Beta rocket can loft heftier loads"

Except that it doesn't exist yet, so technically it can't lift anything right now.

Firefly has a plan for a rocket that can lift heavier loads and is working on it. Whether that rocket ever comes into existence is another question entirely.

Finally, I note with interest that Firefly's Alpha rocket is not in the list of orbital launchers maintained by Wikipedia. I wonder why ?

Help wanted, work from anywhere ... except if you're located in Colorado

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Re: First thing I have to always ask

I've always found this tiptoeing around money to be incredibly annoying and stupid.

It's a job interview, not a salon chitchat. There's what I'm supposed to do, and what I get for it. It may be treated as a secret outside the room, but it bloody well isn't inside.

Europe gives SK Hynix the nod to gobble up Intel's NAND flash and solid-state drive biz

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"build a total of six fabs in Arizona"

Great idea there. Arizona is the driest state of the USA. Great choice to place six plants that use millions of gallons of water every day.

I can't even begin to image the amount of tax you're not going to pay.

When humanity perishes in nuclear fire, the University of Essex's radiation-resistant robots will inherit the Earth

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Hasn't this already been researched ?

We have satellites in geostationary orbit that already have to be hardened to function properly. And that giant open nuclear furnace in the sky creates a much harsher environment than a functioning nuclear power station.

All the computer equipment on the ISS is hardened, if I'm not mistaken, and it is well inside the Earth's magnetosphere.

I agree that we haven't yet created nuclear plant robot butlers, but I would have thought that the process of hardening electrical equipment didn't need that much research any more.

Holy margins, Batman: Pandemic tech prices balloon as demand outweighs stocks and suppliers get greedy

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"a bit like life in general"

Please don't say that.

I need life to return to a point where my daughter can get work again and where I can bring my wife to the restaurant now and again.

Google's 'Ask me anything' on Privacy Sandbox was more about questions than answers

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"keep the web as interoperable"

The web is perfectly interoperable right now. You don't have to do anything to ensure that.

Don't try to make us believe that you're trying to save the web. The only thing you're trying to save is your revenue model.

ESA signs off on contracts for lunar data relay and navigation

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Satellites in lunar orbit

Do those satellites need to be smaller that what we're using in orbit around Earth ?

Due the Moon's reduced mass, of course.

I'm guessing that we can do geostationary around the Moon, but they might need to be at a lower altitude. In any case, I'm sure they'll get the details worked out. We've been managing satellites for long enough to know what to do. One might even say that there are no new technical difficulties in this project. The biggest hurdle will be, as always, getting the sats into space. Once they're there, the rest should not be a problem.

Graph databases to map AI in massive exercise in meta-understanding

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"graph processing will grow 100 per cent annually to 2023"

Easy prediction.

When you're nowhere, doubling your market penetration isn't difficult.

When the market is saturated, you don't increase by 100%. You'll be lucky to increase by 5%.

Gartner remains Gartner.

Unihertz Titan Pocket: Like asking Mum for a BlackBerry and she tells you 'but we've got a BlackBerry at home'

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It looks interesting

Even with it quirks, it looks interesting.

But, with the size of my fingers, that keyboard would be an exercise in frustration.

Sorry, I'll have to pass.

Beyond video to interactive, personalised content: BBC is experimenting with rebuilding its iPlayer in WebAssembly

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Object-based media

As the old curmudgeon that I am, I initially reacted to this by thinking "that's another load of intellectual masturbation about how to stream a video".

But, as I read further into the article, I started to get an inkling of a notion that that could actually be an interesting development.

I don't yet know how, and I don't expect this pie-in-the-sky, perfect description to actually come into being, but I am now interested in finding out what they're going to deliver.

Of course, I'll have to use a VPN to check it out. The BBC doesn't like being viewed from outside the UK.

India ponders why just three per cent of its broadband services are wired

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Re: Take care of the poverty first.

A tall order.

India definitely seems to be a land of contrast, that we can agree on.

However, given that 2020 saw millions of laptops sold in India, there are quite a few people that do have the means to use a wired connection.

And I would argue that increasing the means to access the Internet in any country is going to help alleviate poverty because it will lower the barrier to access, meaning even more people will be able to get online and find, or even create, solutions.

Not all Indians cook their meals on dung fires. Yes, there are poor people, even very poor people, for sure. I don't have the solution for that, but I do think that every little bit helps.

Frontier sued by FTC, six states for allegedly over-promising, under-delivering broadband

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FAIL

"has retained many satisfied customers"

Those are not the ones complaining, so that is not an argument.

And don't come complaining about how you're having trouble laying fiber in the hills. You chose the market, you're supposed to have evaluated the situation and accepted the risks.

Finally, the Chapter 11 episode speaks of incompetent management. You didn't do a proper evaluation of what you wanted to promise, you didn't evaluate the costs properly, and now you're finding things more difficult than you'd thought. Maybe you should have thought some more beforehand.

iFixit slams Samsung's phone 'upcycling' scheme for falling short of what was promised

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Re: useless

Useless ? Are you saying that after two years your phone stops being able to phone ?

I have a Samsung Galaxy A3, It can phone, manage text messages, take and send pictures, show videos and use apps from the bloody store.

If I buy a new phone, I will be able to phone, manage text messages, take and send pictures, watch videos and use apps from the bloody store. It just might, additionally, be able to do that slightly better. Big whoop.

What can your brand new phone do that my "useless" phone cannot ?

Blue Origin sets its price: $1.4m minimum for trip into space

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Re: "One wonders what good that money could do"

Agreed. At this point in time, it may well seem to be a waste, but we should take into account the fact that, if we want space travel as a species, we want it safe, and to be safe we have to do a lot of it before making a shuttle ride the same thing as a bus ride.

I am willing to let the 0,1% fund that out of their own pockets for a change, and be the guinea pigs.

Have fun. I'll be watching the news when you go boom.

Faster Python: Mark Shannon, author of newly endorsed plan, speaks to The Register

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Making Python faster

If Python is based on C, which is the fastest programming language after pure Assembler, then how can you make it faster ?

You can make any code slow if you write it badly, but there is no compiler optimization for a programmer who doesn't know how to code.

Uptime funk: Microsoft has lifted availability of Azure Key Vault to 99.99%

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"And public clouds do tend to totter at the most inconvenient of times"

That is the most quintessentially British euphemism for "unreliable" I have ever seen.

Well done !

More power to web apps, cries Google, and more privacy, too

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"less intrusive and more tolerable"

There is only one solution to this : stop trying to use targetted advertising.

First of all, you're targetted adverts are laughable. Either you're showing ads on something I just bought, or you're showing ads on stuff other people bought concerning the stuff I just bought.

True targetted advertising would be you recording that I just bought a light bulb, then six months later, suggesting that I might want to buy a replacement (because light bulbs are shit these days). Or if I buy a lawnmower online (because I've obviously had an aneurysm), then you wait a year and show me ads for lawnmower repairmen in my area.

If you could actually be arsed to do something useful, I might not mind so much the massive invasion of my privacy, but you can't.

So just do regular advertising. Stop trying to track me since you can't actually make it meaningful.

Of course, the hit on your bottom line will be massive, but, to paraphrase, frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

Google and Samsung merge their wearable OSes, tease Fitbit baked into the combo

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The platform is the problem

You have a tiny screen, a minimal amount of input vectors, and less power than what it takes to make a cup of coffee.

With those limitations, you're not going to implement a wearable version of LibreOffice. What can you possibly create that will have any interest whatsoever ?

You basically can't connect to the Internet, the power drain will kill the thing in no time.

Watch a video ? Are you kidding me ?

MP3 ? Nope. Not until you have a wearable mini fusion reactor.

Tell time, alert to emails with a Blutooth link to your phone that is in your pocket or beltpouch, use existing sensors to give information on temperature and humidity, maybe heart rythm, and that's just about the limit. No wearable is going to do anything meaningful if it's not paired with a smartphone - that's where the power is.

There's not much room to get all hot and bothered.

New Zealand hospitals infected by ransomware, cancel some surgeries

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Totally agree.

Unfortunately, we're talking hospital here. Nurses have other things to do than follow security seminars on email handling. Especially when governments are notorious for cutting down on healthcare spending.

Hospital personnel have been overworked for years, it's not new.

I don't know what the solution is, but to me it should be before the email reaches the inbox. Maybe have a system that scans email contents, quarantines anything with a link for further analysis, then checks all links for acceptability before depositing them at their destination.

The point is hospitals need better email scanning because the personnel doesn't have the time to think about it. It's the email filter that needs to up its game.

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"The attack disabled all IT services except email"

Ain't that a shame. It took everything down except for the vector it used to get in.

Irony, anyone ?

Glimpse of 3GHz 128-core Ampere Altra Max server processor emerges as Oracle teases more cloudy Arms

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"delivering linear scalability"

Okay, I readily admit that I am not a hardware CPU geek with full credentials, but how is it justified to say that ARM CPUs scale linearly and imply that x86 CPUs don't ?

The wiki page on ARM does not mention scalability in any way.

I've seen server motherboards with 4 CPU sockets for x86 CPUs. It seems to me that that means they scale.

Could someone enlighten me ?