Re: Da Gov da Nor
Oooh, you're stretching there. That would mean he knows how to install an app on a smartphone.
I'm betting he's barely capable of punching in a phone number. He's probably got a secretary to deal with all the technical details of inputting a phone number, and she (because of course it's a she, he's an alpha male, dammit) passes him the phone when the call is being made.
After all, he can't burden his two functional neurons with such mundane matters . . .