* Posts by Pascal Monett

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Not too bright, are you? Your laptop, I mean... Not you

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I guess I should count myself lucky.

My work laptop is an HP Elitebook 8560w, and it doesn't have a WiFi switch, it has four buttons with a LED that shines either orange or white (when the laptop is on, of course), one of which has the WiFi icon.

If I want to connect to WiFi, I press the button, the LED goes from orange to white, then I can connect.

A rare case when HP did something right, I guess.

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Oooh you naughty boy

Dozy ISS cosmonauts woken by smoke alarm on eve of 5-hour spacewalk

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"the International Space Station's Russian segment"

I'm starting to think it might be a good idea to get rid of that.

Microsoft adds hybrid meeting features to Teams, including interruption-detecting AI

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"notify users who interrupt others"

Oh for fuck's sake can we stop with the nanny society ?

Adults know when they interrupt. Adults also know when the interruption is justified. And they should be able to handle when it is not.

Computers are not the answer to everything.

42 is.

Knock it off. I don't need a friggin' AI to tell me when I can speak.

Search 'middle finger' on Giphy: Basically Facebook's response to UK competition concerns over merger

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the wrong legal test

I acknowledge that Facebook's regular skirting at the edge of the law puts it in fine position to know how the law works, but it is still ferociously ironic for Facebook to educate a government institution focusing on competition how it should interpret the law.

I expect Facebook to be brutally slapped down on this one.

McDonald's email blunder broadcasts database creds to comedy competition winners

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FAIL

"We take data privacy very seriously"

As usual, after the breach has happened.

This kind of bullshit declaration is starting to wear very, very thin.

Why tell the doctor where it hurts, when you could use emoji instead?

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Re: Idiocracy

No, but here we are.

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"accessibility to illiterate people is the main argument for the ever increasing use of pictograms"

Great. Illiteracy is a growing problem.

Solution ? Instead of putting in the effort to curb illiteracy, let's make everyone more stupid.

Wonderful. Civilization really is going places.

Mainly down, but still, we're going places.

Boffins unveil SSD-Insider++, promise ransomware detection and recovery right in your storage

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"detecting infections and reverting unexpected encryption"

That an SSD can detect infection is already a surprise to me, but what really takes the cake is the "unexpected encryption" part of that declaration.

Please explain to me how an SSD can tell if an encryption is expected or not.

How can an SSD make the difference between the used deciding to encrypt files on the SSD and malware residing in RAM doing it ?

I would really like to know, and then explain to me how a malware author is not going to be able to replicate that.

Fujitsu wins £5m contract to support the UK's troubled Border Crossing system

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A program without objectives

Is just an excuse to give money hand over fist to someone without expecting anything in return, or at least, anything useful in return.

How is it that, in the 3rd Millennium of our common age, there are still people who write up commercial orders without a clue as to what they expect in return ?

Could that moron please be fired ?

Element's latest bridge for Matrix: 'All the good stuff from WhatsApp, without the less good Facebook stuff'

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As if that was ever an argument for Facebook

"it feels like it would be a very ill-advised move for a big tech megacorp like Facebook to bring down the hammer on innocent users who are simply trying to interoperate "

It also feels that it would be very ill-advised for Facebook to flout Congressional hearings and lie to the face of elected representatives across the world, but hey, that doesn't stop The Zuck from doing it (although, curiously, not in China - I wonder why ?).

Amazon says Elon Musk's wicked, wicked ways mean SpaceX's Starlink 2.0 should not be allowed to fly

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I love it !

Gigantic megacorp bad mouths rival gigantic magecorp leader that is trouncing it in one specific market.

None of the arguments are very impressive, given where they are coming from, but hey, Bezos has now firmly demonstrated his total lack of class and willingness to stoop to any level to try and get his way.

Funny, there was a time when that was called "leadership" . . .

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Oh no worry there, it will.

LA cops told to harvest social media handles from people they stop, suspect or not

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"collect social media details from people they stop and talk to"

Um, nope.

I plead the Fifth.

Move along, officer, nothing to see here.

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no point

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He's not wrong though . . .

James Webb Space Telescope penciled in for launch this century. Yes, Dec 18, 2021

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Re: Really?

Yes but, wait until you see the JWST floating out there with it's hermine fur-lined cape.

Then you'll realize it was all worth it.

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"This thing better not explode on the pad"

Or in the air, or anywhere, really.

I really hope all will go well until launch - whenever that ends up being.

We need a fingers crossed icon.

Elizabeth Holmes' Theranos fraud trial begins: Defense claims all she did was fail – and that's not a crime

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No honor among thieves

Failure is not a crime indeed, that's why nobody is prosecuting Magic Leap for completely failing to deliver on the massive hype it generated.

But when you're pushing a product that is supposed to help save lives and your product is not only a dud, but you know it so well that you are asking another company to do the tests for you, you deserve to go down hard.

And pretending that she has a mental condition ? That's only a guarantee that she should be barred from ever holding a position of responsibility again.

Lying scum right up until the end.

SAP 'investigating' after viral video allegedly shows anti-mask employee coughing on shoppers

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Stop

God did not invent scientists. We did that with the intelligence God graced us with.

Just as God does not punish us with landslides, floods or avalanches. We do that by not paying attention to where the dangers are when writing the zoning rules.

Stop attributing to God things that are our own responsibility.

The day the asteroid comes, it will be our fault if we're not ready and God will have had nothing to do with it.

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Re: Covidiots DO exist!

Goes to show just how well-behaved people are in general.

How is it that that woman didn't get a slap in face ?

She certainly deserved it.

Cough on me and I'll tell you to fuck off. Cough on my daughter and I will punch the living daylights out of you.

Australia rules Facebook page operators are legally liable for user comments under posts

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It's always the same thing. Take the Olympics - only the gold winner ever gets a mention afterwards (and not for very long at that).

Proton welcomes Sir Tim Berners-Lee to its advisory board – as ProtonMail suffers a privacy backlash

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Re: Whitewashing

Indeed.

But what a shame to have a person of such quality end up in such a dump.

On the other hand, it might be just what the doctor ordered to sort out this mess.

Council culture: Software test leads to absurd local planning SNAFU

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Re: Early doors

If you're that thirsty, why waste time going out ? Open a bottle at home and drink it right away, then go to the pub and finish getting smashed.

Order, people, order.

Mine's the one with the flask of whisky in the left pocket.

Browser-based video editor Clipchamp disappears into the bowels of Microsoft 365

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Re: you would think [Microsoft] would have this kind of calibre of staff already on board

Oh I think Borkzilla has great people on board. That is why I simply cannot comprehend the Metro UI, or pushing dev updates to the live channel, or printergate.

It's almost as if the people giving the orders were an order of magnitude less competent than the people actually doing the work.

That's probably the reason why Borkzilla got rid of its QA department - too much trouble to deal with, much more comfortable to push a patch you think is ready and deal with the fallout (no, it isn't, but that's how it seems).

We're going deeper underground: New digital project to map UK's sub-surface 'assets'

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Trying and failing ?

US Air Force chief software officer quits after launching Hellfire missile of a LinkedIn post at his former bosses

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Okay, I'll accept your comment.

Now, if I tell you that it is that very same IT manager who refused me access to the dev server, what does it become ?

Docker’s cash conundrum is becoming a bet on a very different future

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Maintenance is by far the biggest problem in software.

When you have created something remarkable, people will remember you.

If you spend 20 years keeping it up to date, that's a lot less likely.

It takes balls of steel to accept that.

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I agree with your point.

To be explicit, for me socialism is a society where money is good, but money is not everything. Health care is primordial, education is primordial, transport infrastructure is primordial, and the laws should be tailored in favor of the population's needs, not in favor of multinational conglomerates.

Right, Texas ?

GitHub merges 'useless garbage' says Linus Torvalds as new NTFS support added to Linux kernel 5.15

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Well yes, but phreaking gave one person one international call.

It did not bring down thousands of data centers.

The scale is not the same.

Report details how Airbus pilots saved the day when all three flight computers failed on landing

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Re: You don't need a Tesla to crash

But it helps . . .

ProtonMail deletes 'we don't log your IP' boast from website after French climate activist reportedly arrested

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I absolutely agree on who is responsible for Tor, but intelligence agencies were absolutely a part of it.

The quote I refer to is this :

"The core principle of Tor, Onion routing, was developed in the mid-1990s by United States Naval Research Laboratory employees, mathematician Paul Syverson, and computer scientists Michael G. Reed and David Goldschlag, to protect U.S. intelligence communications online. "

The CIA and the NSA have their hands in this, make no mistake.

As for the bridge, I'm sorry but that it is traditional Internet-speak :).

As for your feathers, are they frozen ?

Intel's Mobileye unveils first 'production-grade fully electric self-driving vehicle,' partners with Sixt for Munich launch

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Re: Old times

It's true that Lego bricks are quite strong.

Especially when you walk on one barefoot . . .

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Re: lighthouse?

Ooooh, that's an interesting take.

Compromise reached as Linux kernel community protests about treating compiler warnings as errors

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Re: professional coding

Indeed.

A true professional programmer is not just a guy who knows how to code, it is a person who knows what to do in a given environment with respect to data security and operational procedures.

And now GDPR.

One day, professional programmers will be held to the same standards as engineers.

And that will be a Good Thing (TM).

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"An unused variable"

Should not exist.

If you write your code properly, you know what variables you use and why. This is not a crapshoot, developers do not generally declare variables without a reason.

If you have an unused variable, you need to check why it is unused because there is a chance that your code might be using some other variable instead, and that's when mayhem happens.

If your variable is truly unused for good reason, then remove the declaration and recompile.

Good code is clean code.

Back in the day when I was learning how to program with IBMs BASICA compiler, I learned that there is not a single compiler message that does not warrant attention. If you have more than one definition of a variable in the Common area, you're in trouble.

These days, I code business applications. An error is when an indispensable resource is not available. A warning is when a document is missing a given parameter. If the code encounters an error, it logs the problem and bails out. If it encounters a warning, it logs the problem and soldiers on to the next item.

But I code for high-level applications, ie not kernel-level code. I cannot imagine a kernel module that has a "warning" like "HDD not available" that should not be looked into.

With a Lidl bit of luck, this Windows installation will make it through the night

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Re: Karma Komedian

Now that's a reference that at least 500,000 people should be able to understand.

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"a system was placed last winter"

And since last winter they haven't finalized the installation procedure ?

This is not a BSOD, which could signal insufficient disk space or a failed component. This is a "you haven't finished doing the job", and that means that somebody got paid for jack all.

I may be a stickler for efficiency, but this is clearly a case of someone who got paid for something they didn't do.

Nice job if you can get it.

A developer built an AI chatbot using GPT-3 that helped a man speak again to his late fiancée. OpenAI shut it down

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“The idea that these chatbots can be dangerous seems laughable,”

Not really.

Human beings have an incredible aptitude at locking themselves into their own thought processes and defining their own reality.

Having a chatbot companion that can encourage such introversion can be unbelievably damaging.

You want to have a conversation with your late companion ? By all means, but do it in your own head. Constructed from memories, it will have vastly more meaning.

But you still need to come to terms with the fact that they're gone. I know it's hard, but you need to realize that.

Chinese prosecutors end investigation into rape claim against Alibaba manager

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Let me see if I got this right

So the guy brought a (smashed) colleague to her hotel room, ordered condoms and went to get them, left unused condoms in the room and left with a piece of her clothing, and the investigation stops there.

I infer that the Chinese justice system has decided that it's her fault.

Now I have one question : is Alibaba going to re-hire this swine, or does "sexual misconduct" include "forcible indecency" ?

This is China, things might not be what they seem.

Patch now? Why enterprise exploits are still partying like it's 1999

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Patching is essential for a business

Not long ago I read an El Reg forum post from someone saying that, from 1985 to 1992, he only had to patch once.

Sure, in those days, to hack a computer you had to be sitting in front of it.

Since then, this thing called The Internet has grown from a university project to the basic global international communications network that permeates our very lives. There isn't a single electronic device on sale today that doesn't want to connect to it. Hell, they're even making "connected cars", as if a driver needed more distractions from actually driving.

In this kind of environment, patching should be a regular part of a business' procedures. And the sysadmin's job is to determine which patches should apply, not whether or not something should be patched.

Open-source software starts with developers, but there are other important contributors, too. Who exactly? Good question

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Re: Teaching collaboration

I like the idea, but schools do not teach basic human politeness, they teach technical expertise.

That may be something to change in the future.

UK splashes out £30m on improving antiquated patent system, Deloitte and NTT Data are the lucky winners

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From 5 days to 5 minutes

Dear me, just how much paperwork has been slashed to get to that ratio ?

Doesn't that kind of mean that the paper process was not very efficient ?

I understand that a paper process in three steps could go from a day to an hour (or even 15 minutes), but if it used to take 5 days and now takes only 5 minutes, some kind of corners must have been cut.

In the best-case scenario, of course, it means that they have successfully streamlined the overall process.

In that case, congratulations.

Intel may spend up to €80bn on chip plants in Europe over next ten years

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"The auto industry has been hit particularly hard"

Yes. That's what happens when you don't ask for guaranteed shipments and protect your supply chain.

Apple and Android did, and they got their shipments.

The automotive industry needs to review its procurement practices. This is its lesson.

Can WhatsApp moderators really read your encrypted texts? Yes ... if you forward them to the abuse dept

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Re: Seems pretty obvious

As far as I can tell, a forwarded message is a new message.

Entirely new, with content copied from a given message, of course, but there is otherwise no link to the original message that has been forwarded.

So receiving an encrypted message that only you can read is one thing. Forwarding that message to someone else creates a new message with a different encryption value to the new recipient.

If the writer of the original message somehow gets a copy of the forwarded message, he should not be able to read it because he is not the recipient.

Unless, obviously, the recipient of the forwarded message forwards it to him.

Am I being clear ?

Talent shortage? Maybe it's your automated hiring system, lack of investment in training

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Re: Death by laziness

It's worse than that. The HR department cannot possibly assess what they don't know, and the only thing they do know is how to file CVs and personnel records.

You think an HR drone knows anything about programming ? Or automotive engineering ?

They don't. So they are given bullet points to check off, and it's a damn sight easier to check [Computer Science Degree] than it is to actually ask the years of experience, the successes and failures, and get a general idea of the actual competence of the candidate.

HR is basically the last place you want to go to evaluate a candidate. Get one of the experienced people who actually work in the department and know exactly the profile they need, bring him/her in to evaluate the candidate and you'll have a much better indicator of if or not that person can fill the position.

Samsung offered tax rebates for 30 years to build $17bn chip plant in Texas

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I knew it

I've been saying since the first El Reg article that massive tax rebates were part of the deal.

Not that it was so difficult to guess.

I checked Taylor out on Google Earth. Not a river in sight for 200km around (the circle ruler is a great tool).

Great place to build a monster chip-making plant that is going to need millions of gallons of water every day.

I actually hope that they do build that plant. It'll be fun hearing about how it's only working at 25% capacity because of drought.

It'll also be fun hearing about the massive layoffs due to inactivity (well, not for those laid off, obviously).

And the best fun will be to hear about how the local council defends their choice in the middle of the disaster that they are bringing upon themselves.

Because whatever happens and however well that plant does run, one thing is certain : in 30 years, Samsung is shutting it down.

And after 30 years, they'll have a gold-plated excuse : it's obsolete and too expensive to upgrade.

Miscreants fling booby-trapped Office files at victims, no patch yet, says Microsoft

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"You just need to identify which bits of the filesystem and registry they are trying to write to and adjust permissions as required "

Well yeah, sure, everyone knows how to do that, right ? What's the problem ?

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The problem is that the vast majority of PC users are people who's job is not sysadmin, and their priorities are elsewhere. To them, the PC is a tool, and they just want to be able to do what it is they want to do.

The Registry ? They might have heard the name, but they're not interested.

So Admin access because otherwise either they go crazy, or the poor helpdesk guy (be it family or professional) is tied up over the phone all the damn day long.

Astronomers detect burps of interstellar cannibal from 480 million light years away

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Boffin

"what happens when a large star accidentally eats a black hole"

Stellar mechanics are the most awesome things that happen in this Universe - or at least, the most energetic.

To think of a supergiant star having a black hole ingest it from the inside. The mechanics of that must be simply insane. The fact that it all ends in a supernova is frankly not surprising. The fact that it expels trillions of times the sun's energy is just a testament to how the Universe can go beyond everything we think we know.

Space is awesome.

Academics tell UK lords that folk aren't keen on predictive policing, facial recognition, heightened surveillance

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Re: Distractions

Person of Interest - it's not a fiction, it's a documentary before its time.